The most horrible movie you've ever seen.

[JediScum]

I did try to see if there was a previous thread for this.

The 1st most horrible movie i've seen is "Coyote Ugly". But now, I have a new number 2.

"Nacho Libre"

I am almost shaking, in anger, about watching this.
I wanna kick Jack Black in the nuts. And Mike White. And the Jared fuckhead who directed this.

[Emu]

House of the Dead. It's the only movie I've ever walked out of.

[Zomboid]

Ah fuck. It's pretty much impossible to narrow it down to one, but I'm gonna say that chuck and larry was probably the worst one I've seen recently. Followed closely behind that is ghost rider. Also, I refuse to see any movie with rob schneider and I'm getting to that point with anthony anderson. Both of them annoy me to the point where I just get angry and frustrated because its amazing that retards like that get paid.

[Supafly345]

Phantom Menace

[Rongi]

The Covenant

What a piece of shit that movie was.

[Fathom Zero]

And that award goes to Spiderman 2, believe it or not, because "Everything M. Night Shamillionaire Did" probably doesn't count.

[Esuohlim]

Date Movie

[Schimid]

Epic Movie.

It was so uncomfortable, sitting in the silence of a packed movie theater.

[Zomboid]

Oh right, those movies. Absolutely awful. I actually know at least 2 people who find that shit hilarious.

That reminds me. LITTLE MAN. That could very well be the worst movie ever made. What makes it even worse is that some people actually like it.

[darkvare]

chicago i walked out and a really funny horror movie named dark harvest

[Zbu Manowar]

Pleasantville.

The fire masturbation scene made me realize there was no God, and it might be worth my while to drive to Chelsea to kick Jeff Daniels in the nuts.

[ScruU2wice]

Rules of Attraction

The Squid and the Whale

Spiderman 3

[Emu]

I liked Pleasantville. :\

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, Pleasantville's great.

I usually consider Being There to be the shittiest movie I've ever seen, and while in reality that probably isn't the case, it's the one I hate the most.

[Seven Force]

seconding/thirding those shitty Date/Epic/whatever movies. There was a time where parody movies were great and didnt just rely on replaying a certain scene from a movie and making it obviously wacky or zany

[Zomboid]

I liked rules of attraction and pleasantville :(. I think there are much worse movies than that....buuuut this is all about personal taste.

[HickMan]

Pirates of the Caribbean 3. My breaking point in that movie was when that black bitch turned huge and started screaming like godzilla. My buddies and me looked at the screen (except for the one who fell asleep) and simultaneously said "This is fucking gay" and left

[HickMan]

Oh and Across the Universe was a complete waste of 8 dollars too. But I did get to watch predator and have sex after. So I guess that movie's good for something.

[HungryWantBiddy]

I saw awake last night. I also took a girl I'm embarrassed to be seen with in public.

I wouldn't recommend either. I got "spotted/caught" by a close friend...I keep waiting for him to call me today to make fun of me. And yeah, the movie sucked. It was a decent idea and all, but someone should have told the director that running around in scrubs is a poor way to portray an out of body experience.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Pirates of the Caribbean 3. My breaking point in that movie was when that black bitch turned huge and started screaming like godzilla.

Ditto. Hated the second one too.

[Esuohlim]

I didn't like Awake either but calling it the most horrible movie you've ever seen is not only retarded but it's also completely lazy. Try again. >:

[Rongi]

I really really liked The Squid and The Whale :(

The Covenant probably isnt the worst movie I've ever seen, but it's the only one that sticks out to me.

[ScruU2wice]

Oh man I hated the squid and the whale, it was just an ultra pretentious movie about this ultra pretentious guy. I can understand how people can like it but I was expecting a lot more out of it. I just couldn't get over the how big an asshole the dad was, nor did I want to see an entire movie based on it.

Rules of attraction was awful to me because it tried to strike a chord as something real, but it was just a typical college movie where the kids don't go to class and just do coke and weed all the time. There was no residue of reality in the relationships and setting. The only part that I liked was the emo lunch server that kills herself because she doesn't to get banged by her secret crush, and only because she was completely transparent through out the whole movie, and no one noticed her before or after she died.

[AChimp]

Hulk.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh oh oh oh oh did I mention I had to watch Open Season fucking three times

because I did >:

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I was going to say The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I had to sit through this live action adaptation of Alice In Wonderland, with Martin Short and Whoopi Goldberg in it, while babysitting once. Agonizing.

[MetalMilitia]

Chuck and Larry is the most juvenile, offensive piece of shit ever.

Spanglish was completely devoid of any kind of humor and was boring as fuck.

The SAW series are completely unimaginative, unintelligent shit-fests.

Monkey Bone -Dreadful in just about every respect.

[Zbu Manowar]

I liked Pleasantville. :\

Yeah, Pleasantville's great.

One day you must tell me the level of zen or the grain alcohol you had to get through that. :)

Should I mention 'Lost Highway?' I saw that in the theater and since it'll probably never be released on DVD due to the factors surrounding its release, I don't think it's fair to even state how mindbendingly awful it is. Not even the nudity can really make it worthwhile.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Oh and Across the Universe was a complete waste of 8 dollars too. But I did get to watch predator and have sex after. So I guess that movie's good for something.
Across the Universe is great! >:

[RaNkeri]

Oh god, it's impossible to name just one, but here are few ones I've seen once and don't want to see again:

Mario Bros.
Alone in the dark
Street Fighter
Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Turtles 3
and couple of Van Damme's and Seagal's latest action movies, which aren't even bad good :/

[AlliSabbah]

One day you must tell me the level of zen or the grain alcohol you had to get through that. :)

Should I mention 'Lost Highway?' I saw that in the theater and since it'll probably never be released on DVD due to the factors surrounding its release, I don't think it's fair to even state how mindbendingly awful it is. Not even the nudity can really make it worthwhile.

I believe Lost Highway is already out on DVD. Unless the one my ex wife had was a transfer from vhs. I hated that movie and the fact that she loved it so much just makes me hate it that much more. :(

[sspadowsky]

Fear Dot Com. Without a doubt.

[HickMan]

Across the Universe is great! >:

Hey guys, I've got a great idea! We'll make a movie, right? It'll be a love story, right? But not any love story...you see. Everyone will be taken right out of different Beatles songs! And we'll also talk about WAR. And how BAD WAR is! Ok here's my idea...We'll call it ACROSS THE UNIVERSE!

So we've got our main character, Jude (just like Hey Jude! I'm so clever). Jude moved to America from England illegally and fell in love with his best friend's younger sister, Lucy! (you know, from that other Beatles song? The one about diamonds in the sky!) But Lucy has a boyfriend and Jude decided to move to New York City. Thankfully, Lucy's boyfriend was drafted into Viet Nam and was horribly killed. So she then decides to move with her older brother and Jude! A day after Lucy moves to New York, and probably only about three or four days since her old, dead, boyfriend was brutally murdered in a war, she falls for Jude and sleeps with him! At the same time covering Beatles songs we all know and love! Right? I mean, it's the Beatles! We ALL love the Beatles!

Things get a little complicated and I think we should go the route of Yellow Submarine where nothing really makes sense, all at the same time progressing Jude and Lucy's love story WHILE SINGING BEATLES SONGS! We'll get great musical artists like BONO and EDDIE IZZARD! Yes! Eddie Izzard will be in the movie! Not a musician, you say? Who cares? IT'S ACROSS THE FUCKING UNIVERSE!

And now we'll introduce a whole slew of characters like Prudence! And she's a lesbian from Nowhere! She gets trapped in the closet and she finally comes out to be a whole new person! Lucy's older brother gets drafted and goes to the Army Recruiting Center where we'll have Uncle Sam singing I Want You So Bad. He'll be shipped off to Viet Nam and show just how horrible and gruesome war is, with some tits here and there.

OK I've changed my mind on the whole Yellow Submarine thing and now I think it'd be best to make this movie all political and about war. And racial issues. Because that's really relevant, you know? All while singing BEATLES SONGS!

So Jude finally gets caught by the government and sent back to England. Where he decides that he doesn't care about anything but finding Lucy again. So he goes back to New York and he hears all the people he's been living with on a rooftop for one last performance and they're singing...Hey Jude! He's drawn onto the top of the building to find all of his friends! But...no Lucy. The oppressive police come to the top of the building to stop the ruckus. Jude is the only one left on the roof with nothing but a microphone. So he does the only thing he can do. SING SOME BEATLES SONGS until Lucy hears him and goes to the top of the roof where they kiss one last time and the movie ends!

What do you guys think? Genius, perhaps?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I liked that :(

But come the hell on! It's called Across the Universe! (GASP) A BEATLES SONG! You know that one that sucks but somehow we all know it? Yeah.

I still love that movie, so eat my ass. :(

[WhiteRat]

The worst movie i've ever seen would have to be Jurassic Park 3. God that movie was absolutely horrible. The only redeemable thing about going to that god forsaken movie was that my friend and I were really high and we got to see the first preview for the first Spiderman, including the now deleted scene where he catches a helicopter in a giant web between the Twin Towers.

Napolean Dynamite sucked ass, too.

[HickMan]

I liked that :(

But come the hell on! It's called Across the Universe! (GASP) A BEATLES SONG! You know that one that sucks but somehow we all know it? Yeah.

I still love that movie, so eat my ass. :(

And that's why I will never take anything you do or say seriously. Anyone who thinks Across the Universe pays great homage to one of the centuries greatest musicians must never really have listened to The Beatles.

This movie butchers what was some fantastic music and throws a whole bunch of bullshit on top.

Seriously, fuck this movie. Every time I post about it I hate it even more.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I never said it paid a great homage to it. I said it was a good movie, NOTHING about this being fantastic to the Beatles and is like a suped-up version of their music. It's not and nothing ever will be. I just thought it was a good movie.

[HickMan]

Well...you're wrong. And don't throw your opinion bullshit at me.

[Fathom Zero]

Throw facts at him.

[FrogRawr]

Santa's Slay is the worst movie I've ever seen.

one of the final chase scenes:
Evil Santa picks up Christmas Carol while looking for 2 teenagers in a library.
Then says, "Christmas sure scares the dickens out of people."

[executioneer]

Fear Dot Com. Without a doubt.

seconded.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Well...you're wrong. And don't throw your opinion bullshit at me.
It IS a fact that nothing can or will be as good as the Beatles goddamnit!

[Mockery]

"Deck The Halls" with Danny DeVito and Matthew Broderick. It will make you want to vomit anal blood.

[Jeanette X]

Fear Dot Com. Without a doubt.

Do you want to hurt me, sspadowsky?








Liar.

[Zbu Manowar]

"Deck The Halls" with Danny DeVito and Matthew Broderick. It will make you want to vomit anal blood.

I remember having to sit through the previews for that movie when I had Comcast Digital Cable. Whenever I would try to get some On Demand TV going, it would play and it was one of those trailers that would always reveal the entire premise of the movie. Somehow the 'I'm the king of Christmas around here/no you're not, I am/no, I am' plot just made me wish that the movie would end with some crazed nerd finding an AK-47 and blowing apart the whole town, leaving Devito and Broderick dying of gaping stomach wounds.

Seriously, does Matthew Broderick even care anymore? The way his career has gone in regards to movies, I would think he would reach Steve Guttenberg levels of desperation to go back to his glory days. Devito, on the other hand, has no conscience. This is the man who was either doomed to sell used cars and live as a fifty year old virgin or do shitbombs like Junior and Twins.

Speaking of which, does anybody remember Junior? I caught a few minutes of it on cable and I realized that I hated it as much as I did when I just heard of it.

[Fathom Zero]

Matthew "Vehicular-Manslaughter" Broderick is the best actor ever. HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN WAR GAMES?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I'd also say anything starring Martin Lawrence is unwatchable too.

[Sethomas]

AHHAHAHAHA Matthew Broderick's "glory days". I get it! He was in a movie called "Glory"! And it was probably his only one that will be taken seriously!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

:lol

[Angryhydralisk]

It's hard to say, but I'm tied betwen three movies.

Star Wars Episode II: Just becuase it's so damn droll and uneventful tot he point where even Yoda doing the ligthsaber gig seems boring and geriatric (Then again, it's a 900-year old muppet and Christopher Lee one-on-one so I guess that makes sense).

Miami Vice: I fell asleep for the first time at the movies thanks to this crock. What was the point of the white guy even being there? All he did was stand there with his mustache and hair and just......stand there.

Five Fingers of Steel: Horrible Kung-fu film featuring Hwang Jang Lee as a good guy who dropkicks trees (Not to mention the only character int he entire movie to have a name)

[HickMan]

I forgot about Miami Vice. That movie was pretty horrible. The main girl wasn't even hot!

[Lastpatriot]

Thirding Miami Vice.

Only movie I ever walked out of.

[Sionainn]

I would say Eragon and Date Movie would be the worst, and Darkness follows closely behind them.
I think Pearl Harbour may top all of them though, now that I think of all the shitty movies my former roommate subjected me too.

[Mockery]

Date Movie is definitely awful. It came on TV and I had to turn it off after about 15 minutes. But the same can be said for most spoof movies these days (such as the "Scary Movie" series). They just don't know how to do good parody flicks like they used to. I'll take a flick like "Hot Shots: Part Deux" or "Loaded Weapon" over "Scary Movie" any day of the week.

[Sionainn]

I agree completely, I'd take 'Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money' over whatever crappy new spoof they have coming out. It's pretty sad that the "2 of the 6 makers of Scary Movie" are trying to mimic the Wayons' brothers "hilarious" style of comedy, but at least it keeps Carmen Electra and Lil Jon employed.

[RaNkeri]

Oh yeah, Eragon also sucked ass :<

I went to see it with a friend of mine, just for the fun and to get few laughs. We were dead wrong.

But I can't understand you guys for walking out of the theaters. Seriously, if I pay 8€ for the ticket I won't walk out nomatter how much the movie sucks.

[Wild Wallace]

I'd also say anything starring Martin Lawrence is unwatchable too.

Agreed 100%. Black Knight, What's the Worst That Can Happen, Big Momma House 2, National Security, they are all terrible.

Anyway here's my list:

Master of Disguise:x
I also second Nacho Libre
Cheaper by the Dozen [The one with Steve Martin]
See Spot Run
Nora's Hair Salon
I Am Legend
Micheal
Who's Harry Crumb?
Alien vs. Predator
Barnyard

[HungryWantBiddy]

I didn't like Awake either but calling it the most horrible movie you've ever seen is not only retarded but it's also completely lazy. Try again. >:

ok, ok. umm.. how about How High? Norbit? Any of the horrible family movies starring Ice Cube (he used to be cool, too:()? I swear, I'm not racist.

besides, you're just calling me out because of the ted kennedy remark. awake did suck though. hard. and not JUST because I got busted trying to nail a fat chick.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Beloved. If you by this DVD, the case is actually just stuffed with shit. Which is still better than getting an actual DVD of the film.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Fathom Zero's "Christmas is Cancelled" (jj).

[Fathom Zero]

Haha, that is a horrible movie. :lol

[Asila]

Ooooooh man. The movie that I really and truly violently hated the most and wished death upon as I walked out of the theater was Pan's Labyrinth. Yeah yeah, a lot of people loved that movie, and the fantasy bits of it were gorgeous. But the fact is that I shouldn't sob for 20 minutes at the end of a bloody fantasy movie. Fie upon you, unexpected drama!
My only other movie I can think of because I actually DID walk (drive?) out of it was that Exorcist prequel movie. I watched in at a drive-in as part of a 3-movie deal showing on Halloween; I was able to sit through AvP and left 30 minutes into the Exorcist thing. Man, it was bad.

[kahljorn]

I'm going to say that the worst movie ever is called Perfume. It's a story about a man born with an acute sense of smell. His smell was so strong that he could smell everything around him with the utmost vividness! The smells of fish and guts where he was born made him cry out his first tears which condemned his mother to death! His smels guided him through life like a brain and eyeballs would guide anyone else! He was like a dog, with that sense of smell of his. He would be rapturuous from smelling all the smells of this smelly world with that special, special nose of his!
Surely a man of such stature was destined to smell great things! One day his sense of smell lead him to smelling a perfume shop which had women trying on smelly perfumes! Afterwards, he followed a woman down the street like a hunting dog because he could smell he! He snuck sniffs of her neck and she saw him and freaked out about his nose being in her ear and started screaming so he killed her!

That's the first 20 minutes of the movie almost VERBATIM! also his sense of smell leads him to killing someone :O :O :O i stopped watching after 20 minutes though because watching a movie in which every scene is about somebody's fucking nose sucks.

[HickMan]

I hate black people movies, too

[macrodeath]

Worst movies i know: Are you scared (a very cheap Saw wannabe), Evil Aliens, Alien 4, Alien Vs Predator, Elm Street 6, Abandon, Wing commander, Ghostrider, Final Fantasy VII: Advent children, Mr. Bean's holiday, Sairen (Japanese, based on the video game Siren)... :hypno

[JediScum]

I almost want to second "Ghost Rider" but, it wasn't "most horrible movie i've ever seen". Disappointing, yes. But it didn't fill me wit total hatred for the human race like "Coyote Ugly" did so many years ago, and "Nacho Libre" recently.

I borrowed Ghost Rider from the local library and paid 50 cents. Same with Nacho Libre. The difference is with Ghost Rider, i thought "Well, I only paid 50 cents". With "Nacho Libre" I wanted that 50 cents back.

[HickMan]

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/1809/1809.jpg
http://blogs.indiewire.com/jamesisrael/archives/bigmamashouse.jpg
http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/soul_plane_verdvd.jpg
http://www.playmerchandise.com/images/Diary_MovieDVD.JPG
http://movies.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/white_chicks/images/chicks_large.jpg
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http://www.impawards.com/2001/posters/baby_boy.jpg
http://www.nndb.com/people/633/000055468/anthony-anderson.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

Any films which have "black people are different from white people LOL" as their major premise are guaranteed to fail.

[Angryhydralisk]

Here's another monumental trainwreck. The Pink Panther re-make. Beyonce shows the acting ability of a statuette in the film. She hardly talks or moves, which gives the mindset that standing around and looking sexy equates to acting. Plus the movie generally sucks except for the two sex gags between Steve Martin and the nerdy chick.

As for the person who suffered in drive-in night, I remember going with friends and sitting through The Day After Tomorrow and Garfield while Shrek 2 and some Harry Potter flick was on the other screen. Comparing this to the last time I went to said drive-in and saw Pirate of the Caribbean and Finding Nemo. That shit was like a double whammy.

[macrodeath]

Here's one: the American version of Godzilla. Matthew Broderick ruins every single goddamn movie he's in. Only thing good about this movie was Jean Reno. Don't ask me why i like him. (Leon?)

[JediScum]

You like Jean Reno because he had a love affair with Natalie Portman and you didn't.

[macrodeath]

You like Jean Reno because he had a love affair with Natalie Portman and you didn't.


Yeah, Reno saved me from that bitch. One day the doorbell rang and by the time i got to open the door, i saw Jean Reno carrying screaming Portman into he's car and taking her away... :hypno

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Also, the Rush Hour movies and anything with Chris Tucker.

[Mockery]

I forgot to mention "Christmas Vacation 2". This movie was built on a mountain of tears.

[macrodeath]

Every goddamn Christian movie :blowme. Every movie with rappers directing, producing and acting. Finnish film-industry blows. The American Grudge 2 is fucking terrible. First one was okay though...

[Girl Drink Drunk]

But the Ten Commandments had Charles Heston and Vincent Price in it......

[Fatacula]

Ultraviolet... what a load of crap! Me and my friend both just got up and left. Ugghh.... thinking of it still gives me the willies!

[the_stig]

Micheal Clayton..i actually fell asleep in the theater!!

[Pentegarn]

M. Night Shamillionaire

That made me laugh quite hard :lol

My pick for worst movie was High Crimes. When an ending of a movie makes me realize I wasted two hours of my life, I tend to be angry. A twist just for the sake of having a twist is not always a good thing.

EDIT: Honorable mention goes to Astronauts Wife. That movie was so bad I used it as a basis of comparison for all other bad movies i saw after it.

[Fathom Zero]

Micheal Clayton..i actually fell asleep in the theater!!

What's wrong with Michael Clayton?

[23_]

The worst movie that I've been to was Bringing Down the House. I say "that I've been to" because many of the ones I had to sit through in high school were just as bad or worse: The Passion of the Christ, The Prince of Egypt, and "Life Is Beautiful" in its original Italian with subtitles.

[Fathom Zero]

The Prince of Egypt wasn't really a bad movie.

[Wild Wallace]

The worst movie that I've been to was Bringing Down the House. I say "that I've been to" because many of the ones I had to sit through in high school were just as bad or worse: The Passion of the Christ, The Prince of Egypt, and "Life Is Beautiful" in its original Italian with subtitles.

Oh yeah, Bringing Down The House was horrible. I lost respect for Queen Latifah after seeing that.

[Mintrude]

The Prince of Egypt wasn't really a bad movie.


Whatever the film was like, I couldn't get past the drawing style. Every character looked the fucking same. What's even more galling is that every film those people put out had the exact same face for every character.

[shakaconner]

Gingerdead Man or Zombie Nation

[executioneer]

Oh yeah, Bringing Down The House was horrible. I lost respect for Queen Latifah after seeing that.

you had respect for queen latifah?

[Chain-So-Matic Zombies]

"House of the Dead", "Epic Movie" Especially epic movie sucks **BALLZ OF STEEL**

[Zomboid]

you had respect for queen latifah?
Yeah, I think that's a genuine first. Was it her wonderful guest appearance on the fresh prince in '93 that made you a fan initially?

I still think that the scary movies, epic movie, date movie, meet the spartans and whatever shitty follow ups they'll have are in a league of their own as far as bad movies go. They are really just all so terrible.

[Fathom Zero]

A League of Their Own

[HickMan]

Good call. A lot of those movies on stations like WE and Lifetime just piss me off, also. Chick flicks?! More like SHIT flicks!

[TheBigMan045]

I now refuse to watch anything that has Hugh Grant in it. He is the only actor that makes me want to vomit decomposing animal intestines rather than watch his soppy crappy idea of a movie

Also anything that ends with ***** Movie

[terrva]

The Skydivers. Thank god it was a MST3K episode, because if it wasn't, i would've killed myself. Nothing in that movie made any sense and the characters would've had more character in them even if steven hawking played every single one of them.

[Zomboid]

I now refuse to watch anything that has Hugh Grant in it. He is the only actor that makes me want to vomit decomposing animal intestines rather than watch his soppy crappy idea of a movie

Also anything that ends with ***** Movie
It should be in the movies you're embarrassed to like thread, but I genuinely enjoy "about a boy". It's funny and it's a good story. Also, I'm kind of a sap sometimes.

[Pub Lover]

I agree, About A Boy is the only Hugh Grant movie I can stomach.

[bigtimecow]

The Squid and the Whale

Spiderman 3
really, about the squid and the whale? i enjoyed it quite a bit

but i have to second spiderman 3. probably the biggest disappointment ever

[HickMan]

Episode II

[mitchmcmichael]

The worst movieI've ever seen was Zombie Nation.(no not the band) The movies "zombies" were chicks with black paint around their eyes and they didn't need to eat people because at the end some chick tells them they can just eat regular food.

[TheBigMan045]

For me About a Boy was ruined when i saw the British "Teen" Sitcom Skins
The little kid in that movie in the "sitcom" is a man whore
Im ashamed i even watched it

[Angryhydralisk]

I got yet another one. Rat Race. Don't get me wrong, the movie itself is not bad, but the ending is the grandest definition of "cop-out", which ruins the movie completely.

[TheBigMan045]

I second that

I saw it in the movies and i was appalled at the ending of it

[AlliSabbah]

Silent Night Deadly Night 2

[WhiteRat]

AVP Requiem.

Horrible horrible horrible crappy horrible.

[Misdemonar]

I second that

I saw it in the movies and i was appalled at the ending of it

fuck giving your money to smash mouth

[TheBigMan045]

Meh it wasnt my own. (thankfully)

Another movie that i thought was shit was I Am Legend. It looks as if its going to be at least a semi good zombie movie but after about an hour it got shit boring and the ending was crap! Thankfully i got in for child prices (the joys of having friend that work at the cinema in question) but still my $6 dollars went to the worst script writer and i know im not getting it back

[Obscurus Lupa]

GERRY. GERRY.

[Misdemonar]

Meh it wasnt my own. (thankfully)

Another movie that i thought was shit was I Am Legend. It looks as if its going to be at least a semi good zombie movie but after about an hour it got shit boring and the ending was crap! Thankfully i got in for child prices (the joys of having friend that work at the cinema in question) but still my $6 dollars went to the worst script writer and i know im not getting it back

It's not suppose to be a zombie movie

[EndersGame]

Catwoman gets my vote for worst movie ever.....besides the razzies giving the "Worst Movie Ever", i find myself searching the movie for a single redeeming quality....cant say that I've found one yet, but then again i couldn't even watch half the movie.....

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

One missed Call.

I saw it and what my 2 hours back.

I just looked it up, and it has a 0% 'freshness' rating on Rotten Tomatoes. That means not a single positive reviews. Out of 54 reviews, not a single one is positive.

This is the same site that lists White Chicks at 14% freshness and Catwoman at 10%.

[TheBigMan045]

It's not suppose to be a zombie movie

So a hoard of supposedly "dead" people attacking the only survivor left isnt a Zombie movie????:confused:

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

No, I am Legend is not a zombie movie.
That being said, it was absolute shit and a travesty when compared to the original story. I am legend is the third remake of the original novel and probably the worst adaptation.

[Zomboid]

Speaking of which, I watched The Last Man on Earth last week and really liked it. Depressing ending though.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

It's the intended ending though. Thus the title, I Am Legend.

[Zomboid]

Yeah I understood that, especially considering it wasn't exactly subtle, but it's never fun seeing Vincent Price collapse and die :(

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Except in Edward Scissorhands, the look on his face is pretty funny....

[Madman914]

Four words my friends "Son of the Mask"

[Neen]

Pfft. SPY KIDS

[Fathom Zero]

I just saw Snake Eyes last night and it was the most horrible movie I've ever seen. It petered out after building up suspense through the whole movie. I was expecting some hyperclimactic gunfight, but I was let down. I'm usually the out-spoken advocate for Nick Cage, but this bit ass. Gary Sinese is a pussy.

[Obscurus Lupa]

Wicker Park also sucked. A lot.

[Fat_Hippo]

Chronicles of Narnia: The Story is too dull for anyone above the age of 12, and the battle scenes, while the only moderately cool scenes in the entire movie, could have been better too. Can't believe I actually paid to watch this sleeping pill.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

there's alot of bad movies out there............but probably Boogeyman. i was excited to go see it, cause i thought it would be scary -- i was wrong. they just took the creature from "Jeepers Creepers" and called him the Boogeyman. awful acting and terrible sfx.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Really? Why has no one mentioned "The Core"? That is the bottom of my list but I did see it twice in theaters. Straight Badness. Oh, and Octopus 2. Not only does this octopus wash up in new york city for some reason, he fights a crane. Who fights cranes? Octopus 2 does!....and possibly Octopus Prime.

[Hangie]

Probably The Rookie, Cinderella 3 (shudder), or x-men 3.

[Obscurus Lupa]

OH YEAH! I totally agree about The Core. I hated it.

[stitchfan626]

for me, it's a two way tie between high school musical 1 and high school musical 2. they make both the Super Mario Bros. and Street Fighter movies look like oscar worthy films.

[Fat_Hippo]

x-men 3.

Why X-men 3? Don't read the spoiler if you haven't seen the movie.
Cyclops died for gods sake!? What more can you want?!

[Hangie]

Cyclops died for gods sake!? What more can you want?!



Oh well yea thats good, but other than that it was crap

[Jeanette X]

Austin Powers: Goldmember.

How many times can you recycle the same stupid jokes over and over again?

Charlies Angels: Full Throttle.

A big, smoldering pile of shit. The only reason I even gave it a glance was because Crispin Glover was in it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh man, I love Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. Not because it's good or anything. I just can't believe it's a real movie. And Crispin Glover is amazing. One of the three reasons I saw Beowulf.

[Codiekitty]

I don't watch a lot of movies, but not even MST3K could save Red Zone Cuba.

[The_Vampire_Zio]

Horrible movie I don't mind black and white movies but his one was just bad..and when I say bad I mean I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from watching this flick. Its so bad the only way to enjoy it is with a few frosty beers and some fried wontons.

http://www.dvdinmypants.com/features/12-05/images/santa1.jpg

Just look at those children, they are terrified of Santa
I know the picture is in color, but when I watched this film was in black
and white. They children are so scared they are contorting their faces and pretending to laugh just so they aren't slaughtered. The boy on the left..ugh..such a scary evil face.

[Obscurus Lupa]

Ha ha, the MST3K of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians rocked. I loved the laughter with the sounds of bullets and explosions.

[Pub Lover]

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians was my favourite movie when I was 4-7. :(

[Great Mighty Poo]

White noise. I would call it "white trash" but that would be insulting to all white trash. 8 dollars and an hour of my life, both gone forever.

[Obscurus Lupa]

I totally agree about White Noise. I wanted to like it because I'm a fan of Michael Keaton, but the movie was just boring.

[Madman914]

It's all about the eyebrows when it comes to Micheal Keaton, when you just look at the range of his eyebrows' emotions and acting alone any movie of his entertaining.

[Obscurus Lupa]

...yeah, I liked Multiplicity, what of it?

[JakeOfAllTrades]

I'm With Lucy
Blackula (not being racist, it just sucked)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Departed: Martin Scorsese gave me sleepless nights with that one, if I'm overstimulated I cannot cope with big noises of guns. In the cinema this was particularly true.
Flags of Our Fathers: I had to walk out of my living room while my brother and my parents watched this, it was too loud and there were shells going off every five seconds and people were dying all over the place... I know realism in cinema is important but there are some kinds of realism that are just too much for a jumpy young man who is easily startled by huge noises on surround sound systems!
House of Wax (the Paris Hilton remake): just plain godawful, I couldn't bear it!

But there is one film that I hated not for its loud noises (some of these films may or may not have had artistic merit, ie. The Departed, Flags of Our Fathers), but for its sheer cheesiness and bastardisation of a classic novel:

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA: Keanu Reeves can't act. He was only good in the first Bill and Ted and the first Matrix. And in the minds of the general public, the sheer amount of heaving bosoms would have aroused, but here they were trashy, like the trampy interpretations of the formerly strong female characters like Mina Murray and Lucy Whatserface. Tom Waits and Anthony Hopkins were the only good things in it!

[Fathom Zero]

WAH WAH WAH LOUD WAH WAH WAH

Half of those movies are absolutely delicious

[MarioRPG]

White noise. I would call it "white trash" but that would be insulting to all white trash. 8 dollars and an hour of my life, both gone forever.
I did not like that either. I now present my top 3.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
28 Days Later
And by far, and unmatched: Spanglish

[Obscurus Lupa]

Cutthroat Island was awful.

Cat Woman, also. And The Astronaut's Wife, which made me sad that I couldn't get back my two hours.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

To be fair on Flags of Our Fathers, with a surround system you actually get to experience the post-traumatic stress disorder in your own home as you struggle to get to sleep after watching it because of the shell-shock. No other war movie has ever done this to me. Not even Saving Private Ryan.

[r_phillip]

i dunno, i gotta say that delta farce was extremely lame.
the jokes were juvenile, and the acting was atrocious.

[ElPila666]

I am Legend with Will Smith, just a rip off of Cast Away and 28 weeks later, so boring stranded alone acting, oh except for the dog her perform was great but she didn't speaking

[Angryhydralisk]

The Brown Bunny. Chances you you've made more meaning driving a vehicle all over the country and had better blowjobs than the narcissistic douchebag who pissed out this movie.

[Zbu Manowar]

The Departed: Martin Scorsese gave me sleepless nights with that one, if I'm overstimulated I cannot cope with big noises of guns. In the cinema this was particularly true.

I just didn't care for it. It was basically a lot of previously good actors slumming while the new boys in the lead were trying to play at being big stars. Scorsese was slumming as well, especially in terms of repeating the same old musical cue from a good song OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Sorry, I got it the first time. No thanks.

[Pub Lover]

I spent the whole time watching the Departed telling everyone around me why I liked the Hong Kong original better, so much so I didn't really pay that much attention to the movie.

Why I like the original better can be summed up by: Subtitles give me a boner. :wank

[GRUMPYNZ]

Date Movie would probably be the worst. Hulk was pretty bad too. So hard to narrow it down to only one!

[Zbu Manowar]

I spent the whole time watching the Departed telling everyone around me why I liked the Hong Kong original better, so much so I didn't really pay that much attention to the movie.

It did not translate well. Making it all about the Irish denizens of Boston just seemed really....odd. Plus to some extent it went into stereotyping which wasn't offensive as it was just stupid.

Plus the whole ending shot with the OH SO OBVIOUS imagery was quite pathetic. Way too much.

[Dr. Boogie]

I saw Basic Instinct 2 with Rog and Re.

[Grislygus]

Remember when movie titles like Ticks, Lair of the White Worm, Alligator, and Rawhead Rex absolutely guaranteed a wasted weekend?

After getting with friends and watching a marathon of Monster, Savage Planet, Pterodactyl, Raptor Island, and some fucking New Zealish movie about people doing nothing and carnivorous goop kind of hanging out, I am officially pissed off at the Sci-Fi Channel.




Savage Planet would qualify for the title of this thread, I think.

[Nick]

Ace Ventura Jr. It's not out yet, but I hate Josh Flitter.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

WTF! I've been waiting for a new ace ventura movie for years....but with Jim Carrey. I'd actually rather it star Spike the monkey instead. Boo-urns this new film.

[BlackHexen]

Epic movie is funny! "Jack Swallow" I laughted to that many days. But I watched that in my uncle's, so i didn't lost many dollars to crap. House of dead is same thing, it was fun to watch for free, but i would never use money for seeing it. Ultraviolet I Bought with 10 euros. Fortunately there's Milla Jovovich, one of the few women trying to stop me being faggot, so that money didn't go for nothing. But I admit that this movie is crabby.

There is 3 movies i have hated from my soul: Blazing Saddles, Golden Compass and Stakeout. There would be more, but i don't watch if i don't like. Some movies like Garfields or new Home Alones doesn't even try to be good movies, so i can watch them as camp. Those three try to be something being just a freeking crap. Oh shit i hate those movies. I must commit a suicide to get them out of my mind. Oh satan take my soul and make me forget!

[executioneer]

if you like epic movie and hate blazing saddles, i'd have to agree someone kill this person

[liquidstatik]

if you like epic movie and hate blazing saddles, i'd have to agree someone kill this person

i completely agree ;<

[BlackHexen]

Monty Python's movies and Napoleon Dynamite are my favourite comedys, so in deep in your heart you don't want me as death

Blazing saddles Humor: Guy hit his head to window.
Epic movie humor: Jack Swallow. Jack Swallow, oh man, i must take that as my own name.

But as an loyal citizen i don't like offtopics: Julia Robert's every movie make me want to kill everyone in this world to save them from the misery of those movies. Those movies would be good, but Julia Roberts ruin it all.

[executioneer]

i also hate nappy dynamo, get sticked

[liquidstatik]

i'm sorry if i don't find the humor in jack swallow. :ROLSLEYES

[Kilgore Cod]

Two movies I haven't seen mentioned yet but are at the top of my list:

Little Nicky
Kung Pow

[executioneer]

kung pow's not that bad if you take out the obnoxious "hey look what we can do with our shitty autodesk animator program, wheee" scenes (fighting baby, matrix cow, tonguey);

[Pub Lover]

King's Ransom (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388183/)

[Kilgore Cod]

kung pow's not that bad if you take out the obnoxious "hey look what we can do with our shitty autodesk animator program, wheee" scenes (fighting baby, matrix cow, tonguey);

There was absolutely nothing humorous about that movie. I probably wouldn't had hated it so much if my friends at the time didn't endlessly quote the stupid thing though.

[Tadao]

Watched Hostel. That was weak.

[ElPila666]

I met Takashi Miike movies throught this site after i read a review of Ichi the Killer, then i saw Audition and Dead or Alive that were just fine until i saw the most unrated movies of my life like Gozu and Izo, they should be rated as S for sick

And what about Troma's Toxic avenger saga? man, thats was bizarre at first but the forth one is just vomitable. The most disgusting movie ever.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

i completely agree ;<
I don't think I could associate with anyone that thinks Epic Movie is, to any degree, better than Blazing Saddles.

[executioneer]

somtimes i wonder if finland is some sort of upside down bizarro land where good is bad

or maybe its proximity to soviet russia has turned its sensibilities on its ear

[Chronic101]

Blood Rayne. 'nuff said.

[Tadao]

Edit : I should be nicer to people :(

[executioneer]

guys can we stop it with the cdi zelda avatars please

[Zomboid]

No! They're cutting edge.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh man, I just watched Bloodrayne the other day. Uwe Boll should just be thrown in a dumpster like thursday's garbage. I really want to see the 2nd one though, I heard she fights Billy the Kid. Who comes up with this?

[Grislygus]

I would like to get my ass on the Blazing Saddles Defender's League. Where do I sign

[Karmapolice]

Freddy Got Fingered, it's not even that funny or shocking. It's just plain stupid even for a guy with "bad taste" like me.

[executioneer]

i love the way tom green accepted his razzie award for that movie and then for an acceptance speech played the harmonica until he had to be forcibly removed

[Madface]

The Marine. I watched that movie so I could try and give John Cena a chance...but...but it was sooo fucking BAD! Virtually everything in the movie was all WRONG! Though I felt that it would be shit long before I watched even as a wrestler driven movie...this shit just can't be excused. As for REAL movies...Never Back Down shouldn't exist, Tokyo Drift shouldn't exist, the Ring 2 shouldn't Fucking exist, and AVPR is the hugest insult to the Science Fiction genre that has ever been unleashed upon the public like a mutated form of SARS.

[Niolani]

The most horrible movie I've ever seen? Well, first of all, I do love to watch bad movies such as The Phantom Creeps or Teenagers From Mars. But, there's bad movies and bad movies. I remember one of the most horrible movie I've ever seen was Godzilla. Everything was bad about this movie; the casting, the special effects and the soundtrack. I'm really sorry but, I love my rubber Godzilla. That's all!

[Xydexx]

Le Temps du Loup (Time of the Wolf) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0324197/)

Granted, it's very good at what it sets out to accomplish, and what it sets out to accomplish is to be unpleasant to watch.

[Roggs]

Worst Movie Ever: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter


I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true. It's not. Even though it starts off promising, it's just stupid.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My friend just got a movie called "King Kung-Fiu". Basic plot: A talking gorilla gets trained in kung-fu from a monastery in china, then comes to the U.S. His friend gets kidnapped in Louisianna so now he's out for revenge with baseball bats. Also it was made in the 1970's....can't wait for it.

[Creymaster]

I am going to have to go with...

23

I didn't even finish watching this garbage.
just the sight of Jim Carey psuedoscrewing was upsetting.

[Symphony of the Belmonts]

Monsturd. Literally, a pile of shit. People in our group who saw Manos Hands of Fate said Monsturd was possibly worse. Yikes.

[Blaster Atoms]

Worst movie ever? "The Final Comedown" starring Billy Dee Williams. It's a blaxploitation movie that contains the prerequisite black breastseses and fighting against whitey, but not the charisma or snappy lines. Awful. Oh, and Spider Man 3 was total ass and it made me wish that Sam Raimi would have stuck with low budget. His magic is gone.

[Kitsa]

Recently, Red Green's "Duct Tape Forever". God it was bad. Also, "Over the Hedge" was just damn stupid.

When I was a kid, there was this movie called "The Electric Grandmother" that freaked me the hell out. I can't remember what the premise was...somehow these kids had lost their mother or their real grandmother or something, and this robotic grandmother showed up one day to live with them. They get all attached to her, and then there's this godawful scene where she is out on the street and gets smashed to bits by a car. I can't remember if they really played it in slow motion or I just remembered it that way, but it was pretty effed-up. And I don't remember there being a happy ending, just this ghostly voiceover of her singing some song. And this was a kid's movie! Arrrgggh!

Even...what, 26 years later...I do NOT think I would be able to handle seeing that movie again.

[layla17]

Over the Hedge was awful! That's right up there on my list!

[BLEU]

Mr. fucking Magoo. It was my tenth birthday and we were all going to see Tomorrow Never Dies, but when we got to the theater my mom realized it was PG-13 and made us go to Mr. Magoo instead.

Ugh. Scantily clad women and mildly intense action sequences couldn't have been worse than that crap.

[Pandajuice]

Pirates of the caribbean 2 is the only film I can remember shutting off in the middle. I've never walked out of the theatre and I always try to watch the entirety of a film, even if it's awful. But Pirates 2, I just couldn't take any more lameness and self-promotion and had to axe it after an hour or I'd have gone insane.
Transporter 2 was pretty bloody bad too and probably the most disappointing film I've seen because I loved the first one.

[BLEU]

I never saw the second one, but Transporter 3 was okay.

[Kitsa]

I tried to watch Pirates 2 but I just got so bored I shut it off.

For some reason, the same thing always happens for me and Jurassic Park. I always fall asleep when the guy is scaring the kid with the claw thing at the beginning. No idea why.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Back when I wrote for 411 movies, I actually had Pirates 2 as the worst movie of the year (on a list of the 5 worst). Got a ton of flack for that...but stand by it. What a turd it was.

[Pandajuice]

Back when I wrote for 411 movies, I actually had Pirates 2 as the worst movie of the year (on a list of the 5 worst). Got a ton of flack for that...but stand by it. What a turd it was.

I stand by you on that one. I've never seen such a boring, pointless movie and the villain made me lol (I actually said, "lol" out loud), and I shut it off as soon as I saw him. I couldn't take one more minute of that crapfest.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

L.E.T.H.A.L.: Day of the warrior starring Julie Strain and some bimbos. It's this ridiculous action/softcore movie but it has !!!!! Buff Bagwell!!!! from W.C.W. He plays the C.E.O. of a company but dresses as a native american warrior randomly.

He was going to fire this one guy so he brought him into a wrestling ring while wearing the warrior gear. The guy being fired is some middle age guy in a suit and glasses. Bagwell picks this guy up, gives him a piledriver and breaks his neck, then screams "Delicious! Bring me more."

There's a bunch of other outlandish parts involving dynamite and rc cars, chase scenes, a bad kung-fu elvis guy and a bunch of gratuitous buzungas.

[MadballChibcha]

Lilya 4-ever (link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0300140/)

A pathethic, utterly predictable, pseudo-artsy-boo-hoo-my-life-sucks emo garbage. It has a message, but it´s so boring I stopped caring in the first five minutes.

[Niolani]

Recently, Red Green's "Duct Tape Forever". God it was bad. Also, "Over the Hedge" was just damn stupid.

When I was a kid, there was this movie called "The Electric Grandmother" that freaked me the hell out. I can't remember what the premise was...somehow these kids had lost their mother or their real grandmother or something, and this robotic grandmother showed up one day to live with them. They get all attached to her, and then there's this godawful scene where she is out on the street and gets smashed to bits by a car. I can't remember if they really played it in slow motion or I just remembered it that way, but it was pretty effed-up. And I don't remember there being a happy ending, just this ghostly voiceover of her singing some song. And this was a kid's movie! Arrrgggh!

Even...what, 26 years later...I do NOT think I would be able to handle seeing that movie again.

Wasn't that similar to a Twilight Zone episode... Or, maybe it was in The Outer Limits. I keep getting confused by these two shows.

[DALI-II]

Definitly epic movie. Never had I been so close to hanging myself with a paper towel. And, to make things worse, my friends love it to hell.

[WhiteRat]

When I was a kid, there was this movie called "The Electric Grandmother" that freaked me the hell out. I can't remember what the premise was...somehow these kids had lost their mother or their real grandmother or something, and this robotic grandmother showed up one day to live with them. They get all attached to her, and then there's this godawful scene where she is out on the street and gets smashed to bits by a car. I can't remember if they really played it in slow motion or I just remembered it that way, but it was pretty effed-up. And I don't remember there being a happy ending, just this ghostly voiceover of her singing some song. And this was a kid's movie! Arrrgggh!

Even...what, 26 years later...I do NOT think I would be able to handle seeing that movie again.

Holy shit I remember that movie! Our 7th grade english teacher made us watch that for some reason. I remember the grandmother shooting milk out of her finger to fill up one of the kids' glasses. Such a shitty movie.

[Nick]

Wasn't that similar to a Twilight Zone episode... Or, maybe it was in The Outer Limits. I keep getting confused by these two shows.
It was a made for television movie that was adapted from a short story. It was previously adapted into an episode of the Twilight Zone in 1962.

[Fathom Zero]

L.E.T.H.A.L.: Day of the warrior

Nobody messes with Andy Sidaris. NOBODY.

[Niolani]

It was a made for television movie that was adapted from a short story. It was previously adapted into an episode of the Twilight Zone in 1962.

I always liked that show. Rod Serling rocked!

[Kitsa]

There's this one movie called Taste of Cherry (no, it's not porn). It's Iranian, a little over 10 years old, and people like to throw it out there as this intellectual gold standard. If you don't like it, you must not get it, you know? Yeah, I don't want in the clubhouse.

It's boring. It's so boring. To me, it's just this side of Andy Warhol's Empire. A man is trying to find someone he can trust to bury him after he suicides, that's the point of the movie, and things get to a rip-roaring start with a shot of a guy driving around and around and around and around what looks like a desert construction site. Around and around and around and around, just the camera on this guy and the background out the window, and NOTHING is going on. For a very long time.

I watch a lot of foreign films, and I'll put up with a lot, but Taste of Cherry was too much. I fell asleep twice trying to watch it, then after I watched it and remained unimpressed I gave up on it altogether.

[Kitsa]

I forgot to mention that Battle Royale 2: Requiem was probably the most disappointing and horrible followup to an excellent movie I've ever seen. I was so angry, what a fucking waste. I know the director died partway through but they could have at least put forth some effort toward keeping it true to the original.

There are movies that I know I will hate so I don't bother watching. These include Titanic, Moulin Rouge and that sort of thing.

[Big Papa Goat]

Whoa whoa whoa, Red Green never did anything horrible as far as I'm concerned eh.

[Kitsa]

I love Red Green. I have every DVD-able episode and special. But that movie was bad. :(

[kahljorn]

inside :(

[electric ninja]

The worst movie I've ever seen is Rottweiler, nothing fuckin good about it at all. Not even worth the 2 bucks I payed for it, it's the only dvd I've smashed with a hammer.


I also hate Step brothers and I am legend.

[Tadao]

I printed out your posts and beat them with a hammer.

[pac-man]

Ninja please!

[ZeldaQueen]

Lordy:

RV (which I only saw because my two friends outvoted me two to one when the choice was between that and Hoot)

Spiderman 3

Kung Pow (left the living room about ten minutes into that one)

Any of those ___ Movies (Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Dance Movie, etc) - And I'm assuming many people agree on this one. When I told my brother about Dance Movie, in the middle of drinking something he gave The Finger to the world.

Searching for Comedy in the Muslim World - Sweet heavens, that one I hated. It's basically Albert Brooks making an idiot of himself in India after the government assigns him the job of finding out what Muslims find funny. They make a few terrorist jokes (a girl says to her Iranian boyfriend that he has no sense of humor, to which he replies "I was the funniest person in my bomb-building class!") and Jewish ones (when a tv company tries to get Brooks to play a character in a sitcom called That Funny Jew!). Brooks spends the whole thing whining about how he can't get enough info for the 800-page report he must write, how he has no resources, and how things are s#1t in general. I wanted to throw a rock through the tv.

[Babs]

by far Gigli, really horrible.

[electric ninja]

The people who make those____Movies will most likely make a ____Movie for every single genre and sub-genre. Sci-fi movie, Action movie, Zombie movie, Adam Sandler movie, book adaptation movie, Snuf film movie, etc.

They just can't make a funny movie.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I love Kung Pow. Not many people do though.

[ZeldaQueen]

The people who make those____Movies will most likely make a ____Movie for every single genre and sub-genre. Sci-fi movie, Action movie, Zombie movie, Adam Sandler movie, book adaptation movie, Snuf film movie, etc.

They just can't make a funny movie.
I'm just waiting for the day when they make a Fantasy Movie. Bet that one will suck and include things that are not of the Fantasy genre (while managing, at the same time, to piddle on classics such as Lord of the Rings, assuming they have not done so already).

[pac-man]

I love Kung Pow. Not many people do though.

Agreed 10K. Not everyone can appreciate the subtleties of Kung Pow. I've seen it twice and laughed my ass off both times.

[Big Papa Goat]

Mission Impossible 2 was the first movie I saw that I remember not liking. I think I was about 11, and I saw it in theatres, and after I saw it I went on and on about how bad it was and all the good reasons I had for not liking it.

[executioneer]

kung pow is great in places and absolutely awful in others :( if they'd left out all of the entirely-cgi characters (baby, cow, 'tonguey', etc) it would've been great

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Agreed

[Dixie]

Open Water
What a fucking waste of time.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If I made an opnion before on worst movie this overwrites any previously posted .

Now a toss up between "The Core" and Terror Toons.

[executioneer]

my least favorite move ever is fear dot com, what a joke of a movie

[Babs]

my friend and I both say Open Water

[electric ninja]

I haven't seen open water, and I don't intened to. Isn't it just 2 people floating in the water for an hour and a half complaining about how the sharks are going to eat them, until the sharks eat them?

[executioneer]

least favorite movie that doesn't exist: a buddy cop film parody starring dane cook and larry the cable guy, directed by tyler perry

[pac-man]

Wow. Existent or not, that is my least favorite movie. I'll have nightmares.

[Mockery]

kung pow is great in places and absolutely awful in others :( if they'd left out all of the entirely-cgi characters (baby, cow, 'tonguey', etc) it would've been great
Yep, the CGI stuff were the only parts of the movie I didn't like. Everything else was absolutely awesome. Evil Betty rules. And of course....

"WEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEE OOOOOOO!"

[executioneer]

master tang is my favorite :(

[90's Child]

The worst actual theatrically-released film I was dragged into by my younger brother was Racing Stripes, a god-awful film that exemplifies everything bad about talking animal movies. The first trailers neglected to mention that the animals could fucking talk, making the movie look more tolerable in the trailers than it actually was. It was baaad, corny in the extreme and just plain awful.

The worst made-for-TV movie I've ever seen however is this one which I don't remember the title of, but it involved buglike aliens taking over America and Bruce Campbell and some horrible actors have to find the President. It was baaaaaaad. Amateurish acting, terrible plot, and not-very-good special effects all added up to a sin-against-cinema. In fact, the only thing that kept me from gouging my goddamn eyes was Mr Campbell, being able to make his prescence shine like a light at the bottom of an outhouse.

Of course, remember, that this was a Sci-Fi Channel original movie, and from what little I know, this is how all of them are. Except for without Mr. Campbell to make it tolerable. And I am not a bad movie conniseur, but I know there's a lot worse out there (Such as Terror Toons, which I wish never to see, and double that for Werewolf in a Women's Prison). Of course, that's why I read Head Injury Theater (http://www.headinjurytheater.com/default.asp)

[Tadao]

I myself can't put scifi-channel movies in this category as each week they out do the last. I watch them every Saturday and yes, they are all completely horrid.

[Kitsa]

at this point, is scifi joking? They can't possibly be serious, can they?

[Tadao]

I think they know what they are doing. They hire known over actors and put them in characters that are supposed to shout a lot, like an army general and such. They sure as hell get feedback about their mad CGI skills.

[Dimnos]

The guys over at scifi should do cgi for everything. :lol

[kahljorn]

ive seen a few good scifi movies ;o but i cant remember the names of them. You can usually tell when they are trying though ;o

[Kitsa]

I remember watching Ice Spiders and saying, out loud, "What the fuck?"

[Tadao]

There are far worse than Ice Spiders.

[Kitsa]

I know, but Ice Spiders was the one I was unlucky enough to be watching at that time.

[Tadao]

I like them worse than that!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

"I come in peace" was pretty horrible. 80's scifi movie about an alien hitman who has FUTURISTIC TECHNOLOGY a compact disc that flies around and kills people

[Colonel Flagg]

I generally am prone to watch sci-fi, even lousy stuff, but recently I caught "Misson to Mars" on the free movie channel. I saw the stars were Don Cheadle, Tim Robbins and Gary Sinise, and I thought "Wow, maybe this movie doesn't suck." Man, was I ever disappointed. Craptacular. >:

[Geggy]

Madhouse and Curly Sue. What a couple of shitbags.

[kahljorn]

i watched that one lindsay lohan sserial killer movie (the last half or so) i know who killed me or whatever >:
besides makig little sense it also STOLE OUR IDEA AND HAD A STRIPPER SCENE TO A HISTORY OF BAD MEN BY THE MELVINS

PISSES ME OFF. NOW WHEN WE STRIP TO THAT PEOPLE WILL THINK WE ARE RIPPING OFF LINDSAY FUCKING BLOWHARD
although on the bright side nobody probably watched/remembers that movie.

[Kitsa]

I long for the days of innocence when I couldn't pick Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff or Miley-Freaking-Cyrus out of a lineup.

[Tadao]

That would be an awesome orgy. :yum

[Delirium]

The Simpsons movie. Its so shit, i don´t even know why i went to see it. The storyline is the same one that has been used various times in the tv show, the jokes are painfully bad, especially spider pig.

[Dimnos]

Fun Fact: The last four posts are true.

[ZeldaQueen]

I know, but Ice Spiders was the one I was unlucky enough to be watching at that time.
Oh lord, I saw that one (or part of it). I don't know which was more insane: The green, polygon-like spider or the fact that one nearly rammed and knocked over a bus (which was more than twice as big as it).

I saw Megasnake, which I only watched because it was supposed to "star" the hero Feedback (star my foot, he was only in for two minutes, which were the best two minutes of the thing I might add).

Hmm... Jumper was pretty awful. Concept was great and they somehow made it make no sense.

Oh, and Tales of Desperux. I didn't even like any of the characters, they were either nasty or pathetic. I had to wonder how Dustin Hoffman agreed to be in that (of course, he also agreed to "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium", so maybe he's just got no standards at this point in his life).

[Durrsomething]

Anything by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, seriously, I would pay $80 for someone to kill them and bring their organs in separate containers so I can feed them to my dog.

And punch Carmen Electra in the face for being in all these shitfests

[Zomboid]

Yeah, those two churn out more shit on a regular basis than anyone else in the industry.

[Dimnos]

And punch Carmen Electra in the face for being in all these shitfests


Are you going to start punching hookers for hooking? Its the same thing.

[Tadao]

I'd punch her in the face




with my cock.

[Kitsa]

I don't understand the appeal of Carmen Electra, but everybody gots to love somebody.

I watched "Role Models" last night. Some of the LARPing bits were funny, but overall I wasn't wowed by it.

[Tadao]

He he, I liked the part where he teaches him to look at boobs in his peripheral vision.

[Kitsa]

I liked when they kept asking the woman what she thought they were bullshitting her about.