NEW SHORT: "A SPECIAL MOMENT WITH BOB, THE CHRISTMAS LOBSTER!"

[Mockery]

Look, I'll put this in plain English for you: if you don't know about Bob, The Christmast Lobster, then you don't know about Christmas at all.

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/bob-xmas-lobster-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/bob-xmas-lobster)
NEW SHORT: "A SPECIAL MOMENT WITH BOB, THE CHRISTMAS LOBSTER!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/bob-xmas-lobster

Enjoy!

[FrogRawr]

Be careful max sanity is a slippery slope

[Durin]

you remembered bob the christmas lobster, but you forgot his archenemy joe the christmas crab

[Mockery]

He didn't forget him, he chose to ignore him. Joe is a media whore who always gets the spotlight, even though Bob is clearly the more talented of the two crustaceans.

[Durin]

but joe tastes better than Bob (crab legs>lobster) Bob should have eaten Joe.