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zeldasbiggestfan
Dec 22nd, 2007, 10:40 PM
Hahahaha.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-spears-sister-pregnant,0,1664260.story?coll=chi_tab05_layout
Guitar Woman
Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:06 AM
This is relevant to nothing.
MLE
Dec 23rd, 2007, 06:49 AM
I think he confused stupid with news.
Emu
Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:10 PM
Well, in his defense it's all the news channels talked about the other day. But then again, FUCK YOU ZBF FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS.
Fathom Zero
Dec 23rd, 2007, 02:30 PM
People have been up in arms about this for some reason. Fox News said it was Nickelodeon's responsibility to the country and its children to take the show off of the air.
MattJack
Dec 23rd, 2007, 04:14 PM
Fox News said it was Nickelodeon's responsibility to the country and its children to take the show off of the air.

Wow, that's awesome.
Emu
Dec 23rd, 2007, 04:21 PM
I agree. I think Nickelodeon in general should be off the air.
AChimp
Dec 23rd, 2007, 05:36 PM
I can't wait for the circus when her boyfriend is charged with statutory rape. :lol
Emu
Dec 23rd, 2007, 06:18 PM
How are they going to work that one into Zoe 101?
sspadowsky
Dec 24th, 2007, 11:29 PM
What? People are fucking at 16? Outrage! I miss the good old days, when Jesus was president, and people didn't even know what sex was until they were like 43.
Cfr5
Dec 25th, 2007, 12:46 AM
Reading that made this the best Christmas ever, sspadowsky.
Geggy
Dec 26th, 2007, 10:36 AM
WHY IS THIS NEWS?
AChimp
Dec 26th, 2007, 10:50 AM
It's our right to know when someone TAPS THAT ASS.
MetalMilitia
Dec 27th, 2007, 07:17 AM
WHY IS THIS NEWS?

Because she's related to a celebrity!

This is crack reporting at it's finest.
Miss Modular
Dec 27th, 2007, 10:20 AM
What? People are fucking at 16? Outrage! I miss the good old days, when Jesus was president, and people didn't even know what sex was until they were like 43.

:lol
ZAKO the GREAT
Dec 28th, 2007, 12:20 AM
LEAVE BRITTNEY'S SISTER ALONE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
AND LEAVE ZBF IN THE SCHOOL SO HE WILL KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS NEWS.
Guitar Woman
Dec 28th, 2007, 12:25 AM
I'd be lying if I said I couldn't wait to see what Chris Crocker makes of this.
HickMan
Dec 30th, 2007, 12:24 PM
Britney Spears has a sister?
ScruU2wice
Dec 30th, 2007, 07:47 PM
I think this is just all some type of gimmick for the movie Juno.
Fathom Zero
Jan 1st, 2008, 05:05 PM
I was reading some of the headlines on some magazine and it said that her mom sold the story for a million bucks.
MLE
Jan 1st, 2008, 05:21 PM
I actually saw that today when I was in the grocery store.
Seven Force
Jan 2nd, 2008, 01:44 AM
ZBF likes that hot, teens gettin impregnated action. It's basically his Kazaa downloads given life
Fathom Zero
Jan 2nd, 2008, 02:49 AM
We all know that's what you people do, Seven Force.
Seven Force
Jan 2nd, 2008, 02:53 AM
woah woah what do you mean YOU PEOPLE :lol
Fathom Zero
Jan 2nd, 2008, 04:07 AM
Degenerates.
executioneer
Jan 2nd, 2008, 04:29 AM
i thought zbf preferred limewire, or am i thinkin of someone else
zeldasbiggestfan
Jan 3rd, 2008, 01:16 AM
I acutally don't download shit. Computer is too old, SORRY TO BURST YER BUBBLES.

I HAD limewire, til I got paranoid of porn and didn't download anything off of it.
TheBigMan045
Jan 9th, 2008, 06:24 AM
I must ask why is this news? I mean WTF? Its not as if she can sing or anything. There wasnt a international controvosy when Keisha Castle-Hughes was up the duff at 17. Anthing to do with Britney or her family isnt news
Pub Lover
Jan 9th, 2008, 02:21 PM
I totally remember that story! Keisha Castle-Hughes, who is playing the Virgin Mary in an upcoming something or other is pregnant! Leader of the National Party, Don Brash, questions the morals of the country's youth. Parliament in uproar. & then I think there was some riots... Oh, no! I remember, her Nanna said she was very disappointed.
Miss Modular
Jan 10th, 2008, 12:15 AM
Actually, I believe that baby is nine months old.

But that reminds me. When this story first broke, I was watching Fox News, and all the pundits were up in hysterics. "Will teenage girls think it's okay to have babies now that Jamie-Lynn is having one? How do we explain this to our kids?"

Then I read an article in Us Weekly afterward in which the editor of CosmoGirl said that they were considering her for a cover, but now have backed off on it because their teenage girls didn't think Jamie-Lynn being pregnant was a good thing.
Cfr5
Jan 10th, 2008, 02:18 PM
Here's a quote from my newspaper on this:

By making the decision to get pregnant at 16, Jamie Lynn Spears has doomed thousands of teenage girls and their children to lives of poverty and despair.

It's hilarious when there is no context.
Dr. Octogonopus
Jan 22nd, 2008, 07:38 PM
I agree. I think Nickelodeon in general should be off the air.

I kinda like nickelodeon. :| It's the disney channel that should get the boot.
Fathom Zero
Jan 22nd, 2008, 08:06 PM
I loathe them now. I miss the cartoons and shows of my youth, but the same can be said of every new generation.
Dr. Boogie
Jan 22nd, 2008, 08:08 PM
They have a station that plays old Nickelodeon cartoons. It's just a matter of getting the right cable package.