SO WHAT'D YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS?

[Mockery]

Merry Christmas mockers! Post ye loot lists here!

[JediScum]

I got new pants, which is really cool because I needed them.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

You beat me to making this thread. Ill post a picture up sometime today. I got a sweet haul :)

[Fathom Zero]

I got an Apple eMate. :|

[Guitar Woman]

WHAT I DID GET:
A book about The Beatles
Gum
An iHome thing that also works with my generic MP3 player, although it kind of defeats the purpose of having CDs so I'm returning it
A digital camera
A trivia game called Mental Floss
Sound-canceling headphones
Money, probably

My brother got Super Mario Galaxy, so I guess that kind of counts. He also got Sonic Genesis Advance from me, but then when I played it remembered that Sonic games are fucking stupid and I hate all of them and this was a waste of money.


WHAT I DID NOT GET:
http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/12000635/Images/pink_floyd_the_wall.jpg

Thanks, mom >:

[Qwarx]

So far, I got Rune Factory, Super Mario Galaxy, a new watch(even though my current one works fine), a Wii Remote cover, and some clothes, to name a few.

[Fathom Zero]

WHAT I DID NOT GET:
http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/12000635/Images/pink_floyd_the_wall.jpg

Thanks, mom >:

I have two copies. Want one? I hate Pink Floyd.

[Guitar Woman]

Yes ;<

The Wall is my favorite album ever, but I've only torrented it ;<

[Fathom Zero]

If I can find it, I'd be more than happy to give it too you.

EDIT; Also, I got:

Jade Cocoon
Tekken 3
Syphon Filter
Mass Effect
The Orange Box
A poker set
A leather-bound journal
$25 Visa gift card
An indetermineable amount for Borders gift card
Several shirts with AC/DC on them, (whom I'm not really a fan of, but I like a few songs)
Led Zeppelin shirt (whom I "am not fond of at all")
Several articles of corduroy clothing

AND ROG GAVE ME A CASTLE.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/IIIVV/100_0142.jpg
Im so gonna be playing Super Mario Galaxy on my brother's Wii after he goes to sleep tonight.

[Esuohlim]

I got the last season of Seinfeld and Stephen Colbert's book, plus junk like socks and a belt. And 150 bucks because my parents know that I can get any video games and CDs I wanted cheaper online than in stores. I think Final Fantasy 12 is, like, 10 bucks on Amazon. I'm getting that.

[Sam]

SUPERBAD, JUNGLE BOOK, MORAL OREL SEASON 1, VENTURE BROTHERS SEASON 2, FINAL FANTASY 12, WII ZAPPER, CLOTHES >:and a porno called Big Ol Dicks. And I got the first two volumes of Bone. (NOT PORNO)

[Blackjack]

Scarf
Ladytron's second album 'Magic and Light'
Socks
Miami Vice Season 1 DVD
Stupid jumper
Armin Van Buuren - 10 years
Far too much beer...

[Misdemonar]

crybaby wah pedal,
15$
some new shirts
and a new wire

:D

[saltshakermaniac]

Hmm, the 2 best things i got was a mini-frigde (witch i quickly stocked with beer) and a leather automan that opens up so that i may hide all the un-sightly liquor bottles that litter my room.

[Fathom Zero]

Hmm, the 2 best things i got was a mini-frigde (witch i quickly stocked with beer) and a leather automan that opens up so that i may hide all the un-sightly liquor bottles that litter my room.

Like the Automan Empire?

[saltshakermaniac]

No its a foot rest deal thingy

[Misdemonar]

is it made with the flesh of thousands of peasent sexual no-nos?

[saltshakermaniac]

Judging by the looks of it I'd say it was made from the remains of Guatemalaian sweat shop workers, no idea how many its made out of though

[Moobs]

laptop
dvds
chocolates
watch
games

hooray :)

[Guitar Woman]

SURPRISE LATER PRESENTS INCLUDED 60 US DOLLARS AND THE 2008 CALENDAR OF THE 365 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID, WITH "AN EXTRA STUPID QUOTE FOR LEAP YEAR"

AWESOME :D

[Angryhydralisk]

- A brand new DS and a zelda game for 80 bucks.
- Three shirts
- A Led Zeppelin cd
- Chocolates
- Cologne
- Two video games
- This:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516dzqtWAoL._AA240_.jpg

And more than one meal a day. Best christmas I had in years! :)

[Esuohlim]

AND THE 2008 CALENDAR OF THE 365 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID, WITH "AN EXTRA STUPID QUOTE FOR LEAP YEAR"

I bet the entire thing is a compilation of Lenor posts.

[Schimid]

My Christmas was ABAP, baby. Divorces are great

First Crimmus (dad):

TONS AND TONS AND TONS OF CLOTHES
Guess Cologne

Second Crimmus (mom):

80 GB iPod (!!)
25 blank CDs
A DVD-R drive (here, Chojin)
New car speakers
A computer microphone
Boxers
Heroes: Season 1 DVD
$40

Third Crimmus (girlfriend):

USB Drink Cooler
Keychain Cactus (this thing is great)
New bucket hat
New Hohner harmonica ( :D :D :D )
Rock-A-Doodle ( :D!!! )
A Mario-Luigi in '08 shirt ( "It's-A merica! )

Crimmus Four (extended family)

Birdo plush doll ( omg omg omg this thing is rare )
$50 Best Buy
$20 Target
$15 iTunes ( will probably just buy games for my iPod )
Assorted candies

It's mostly stuff I didn't ask for; things I wanted but didn't get, and stuff that I'll probably pick up with the gift cards:

Wii Remote Charger
Leather wallet
Geometry Wars for Wii
Puzzle Quest for Wii

Still, though, this Christmas was balliiiiin'

[ItalianStereotype]

fuck, you're spoiled

I got Guitar Hero 3 and the Orange Box

[saltshakermaniac]

AHHHH crap something i forgot to bring up, I got a 24 variety pack of LeinenKugel's (witch i used to stock my new mini-fidge):rock

[Dr. V]

I got an eletric carving knife, a food scale (i'm in chef class), scene it dvd, a zelda lunch box with wiimote silicone jacket thingies, origami paper and 3 books on making stuff, the zombie survival guide, and some candy and stuff.

Oh and world of warcraft trading cards.

[Otto]

I got a bottle of Midori and a bottle of Frangeline, for my wet-bar, a copy of the Robert Crumb Coffee Table Art Book, a world war 1 style lighter, a Daruma, and a pack of bristol board.

[HickMan]

tires...:D

[MarioRPG]

I got a lot of clothes and CDs and DVDs. Nothing exceptional, but I like everything I got.

[MLE]

I got $75 so far and:
Wii Sports Jacket
Astronomy book with HUGE color pictures


Considering my christmas's won't be until friday(immediate family) and saturday(extended family), that's not bad for early presents!

[Sacks]

I got some CDs, a belt buckle, a The Beets Killer Tofu Tour '96 shirt and other stuff. I'm going to go get one of these today:

http://www.engadgetmobile.com/media/2007/10/tilt_open.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

You son of a bitch. That's the Tilt, right?

[kahljorn]

I got 200 dollars some clothes a crockpot some type of rocket blending thing FOR BLENDING ROCKETS and some other randomly assorted stuff.

[Sethomas]

The first thing I opened, at the extended family Christmastravaganza, was a remote-controlled toy car called on the outside of the box "The Unicorn". In the accompanying instruction manual (which I will eventually scan and post, I guess), however, it's referred to as "only shade monster". I also received two boxes of hookah tobacco from my aunt, and I thanked her for contributing to my drug use.

Christmas morning, I received:
-A small (35 cl or so, I guess) bottle of vintage 2002 Riesling Eiswein, replete with German on the bottle transcending my reading ability. It came with a handful of specially-matched gourmet chocolates in a nice presentation box.
-A clothes steamer, presumably the same one that my mother tired of using.
-Kurt Vonnegut's Galápagos
-A black Sean John long-sleeve, button-down shirt. My sister explained that I need to become in touch with my inner gangster.
-Two tins of chocolates that purportedly match to Merlot.
-A pound of Costa Rican coffee beans.
-Socks (assorted colors)
-Boxer shorts (black)
-A $15 gift card for Barnes & Noble
-A 100% cashmere scarf (black with gold trim)

[MLE]

I demand pictures of you in your new scarf.

[Dr. V]

Yes, it will accompany your pipe well.

[Sacks]

You son of a bitch. That's the Tilt, right?


Indeed it is, and it is glorious.

[AChimp]

I gave myself a 22" widescreen LCD monitor to replace my dying CRT monitor. This new monitor is teh secks.

I gotta fiddle with the brightness settings, though.

[Miss Modular]

Books:

Introducing Aristotle
Introducing Conciousness
An Oxford History of the Roman World, John Boardman et al
Shakespeare: The Invention of the Human (http://www.amazon.com/Shakespeare-Invention-Human-Harold-Bloom/dp/157322751X/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1198775688&sr=1-1), Harold Bloom

DVDs:
The Simpsons Movie
The Simpsons, Season 10 (Probably the last Simpsons DVD set I'll be getting; it's all downhill from there)

Other:
ONE ROUNDTRIP TICKET TO AUSTIN, TEXAS!!!!

:domo

[Sacks]

What are you doing in Austin?

[Qwarx]

I also got The Simpsons Movie, candy, and a shitload of giftcards.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

A badass acoustic-electric guitar! :D
Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon (I actually enjoyed it!)
Chasing Amy and Dogma on DVD (again)
A nirvana, a Zelda, and a "famous guitars" shirts.
A guitar poster that EVERYONE has.
A few magazines.
Super Mario Bros. Movie Cards!

[Sacks]

Can I have the guitar after it's sitting in the corner of your room for 3 years because you never bothered learning to play it?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

No. I actually play it, sorry to disappoint.

[AlliSabbah]

Two video game controllers one for ps2 and one for pc.

$20 blockbuster gift card.

The Last Ritual video game.

and I'll be waiting till around Feb 4th for my final gift The Sims castaway Stories for PC

[kahljorn]

I wish i would've gotten round trip tickets to austin since we ae supposed to move there in the summer ;O

[Miss Modular]

What are you doing in Austin?

Why, I'm going to the South By Southwest (http://www.granterinswish.com/) Film Festival in March!

[Dr. V]

I got "The Adventures Of The Super Mario Bros. 3" DVDs too.

[RaNkeri]

New pajama
Darude's Label this! album
Steven Seagal collection 2
plates
a thriller by Ilkka Remes
candy
money
a piece of paper from my parents, which says that they will purchase a printer for me

[Noodles]

I have aquired:
The Orange Box
Cheap Guitar Pedal
Sansa View
Wii remote battery chargers.
$20
What I wish I got:
A new PC (my old one was killed by a virus)
A usb keyboard for the laptop (Without a NumPad that bathtub car is going no where.)

[Zomboid]

-Mass Effect
-Assassin's Creed
-Super Mario Galaxy
-Justice League Season 1 (got 2 last year)
-Justine League Unlimited season 2 (got 1 last year!)
-Batman Animated Series season 4 (collection complete :O)
-Heroes season 1
-Omen DVD Set (includes shitty remake)

-5 disc horror movie classic dvd set - This thing is really cool. It has a bunch of classic b&w horror movies like night of the living dead, the terror, nosferatu, etc. It also came with a cd of scary sounds and it's in a tin case with a button at the top that screams and makes scary noises :O

-6 Alfred Hitchcock movies on 2 dvds
-Some shitty zombie movie that was made on a budget of 20 dollars, by the looks of it
-Dvd with a few episodes of the new spider-man cartoon
-Magic bullet blender thing - pretty damn cool
- Chucky bobblehead - scary!
- pretty cool looking iron maiden blanket

Oh, and tuition, rent, etc, for the rest of the school year so I don't have to get a part time job :D. That is honestly the best gift of all.


and a few other things.

OUR SURPERIOR CANADIAN DOLLAR IS GREAT.

[Sacks]

Is the zombie movie "Ghouls"?

[Zomboid]

No, it's called zombie chronicles. The back of the case has the quote "These zombies are sick and evil!" from the production company behind the movie :lol

[Darktrooper11]

New Computer.
DVDs
*Rush Hour 3
*Halloween
CDs
*Iron Maiden-7th son of a 7th son
*Judas Priest-Sad wings
Games
*Assasins Creed
*Rock Band
Cloths
*Maiden T-shirt
*PJs
*Really heavy socks

And about $230 in cash and checks that I'm gonna use on CDs and Shirts:)

[Noodles]

UPDATE: Bought the keyboard. WORKS GREAT but the backsace button is small :'(

[Chain-So-Matic Zombies]

a penis enlarger

[Emu]

wacky!!

[dirtyxblondexdame]

i gots a new laptop from daddy-o and step-momma, and jack shit from my mother (i'm not her favorite. can you tell??). grandma and all the aunts and uncles hooked it up with cash. the ex got me 2 dvd's i really wanted (even though i told him not to buy me anything) -- Eastern Promises and Rob Zombie's Halloween (BEFORE YOU SHOUT AT ME -- yes, i know it did suck, but i'm totally OCD with movies and have to own all of any given series, so i had to get it. plus the bloopers were pretty funny. Malcom McDowell is insane!! and drunk, i think.)

[executioneer]

wacky!!
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/wacky.gif

[Mockery]

Rob Zombie's Halloween (BEFORE YOU SHOUT AT ME -- yes, i know it did suck, but i'm totally OCD with movies and have to own all of any given series, so i had to get it. plus the bloopers were pretty funny. Malcom McDowell is insane!! and drunk, i think.)
Hahaha, fair enough. However, I'm a completionist too when it comes to movie series on DVD, but I don't consider Rob Zombie's Halloween to even be a part of the series. I generally refuse to buy movies that spit in the face of what was once a great franchise. Then again, I think I felt that way about pretty much ALL the Halloween movies that came after part 6. I like McDowell as much as the next guy, but he's no Donald Pleasence. Nobody is. NOBODY :O

[Mockery]

And to get back on topic, here's the stuff I got for Christmas and my birthday (which is the day after Christmas)

This Sony VGN AR-660U Laptop (http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/site-redesign08.jpg) - here are the specs for you compu-geeks:
-17-inch XBRITE-HiColor LCD screen (which looks absolutely AMAZING!)
-2.2 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo T7500 processor
-dual 160 GB hard drives
-2 GB RAM (planning to upgrade it to 4GB since it's only about 40 bux more)
-Nvidia GeForce 8400M card

-Sea Monkeys set (which you'll see a post about in the blog sometime soon, I'm sure)
-The Haunted History of Halloween DVD
-I Drink Your Blood DVD
-Silent Night, Deadly Night DVD
-Three O'Clock High DVD
-Upright Citizens Brigade - Season 2 DVD
-Injured Rocky Balboa toy
-A couple o' gift cards
-Re and I took an awesome lil' trip up the PCH to Ventura and Santa Barbara
-And a brand new I-Mockery web site

hoorays :O

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I got a new (old) mother of pearl handled straight razor, a new badger brush shaving kit, a shaving bar, a book about the history of surgery, some cash and a knit sweater.

Pretty low tech but I'm happy with the haul.

[executioneer]

for christmas: pants, shirts, a belt (with a pewter buckle so no nickel reaction! yay!) $50 giftcard to barnes and noble, one of those crank-up emergency led flashlights

buirthday: more pants and shirts (uhh i guess i should have given a better wishlist haha :() and got to play lazor tag and karaoke and got 4 free drinks and didtn have to pay for the lazor tag

[sakura]

incense, t's, socks, more incense, a tunic, money, and incense.

[Pentegarn]

Let's see here

-A new mattress
-A watch
-A wallet (with 100 dollars in it)
-underwear, socks, undershirts
-2 Best Buy 50 dollar gift cards (Which I used to get That 70s show season 7 and Loony Tunes volume 5 on DVD)
-The George Carlin box set. I think it is called "All my stuff"
-A Beatles: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band calender
-An adapter for my car cigarette lighter that charges my Ipod and allows it to play on my stereo over any station I choose
-The Golden Compass book
-a radio shark (it allows me to record radio on my computer)
-Heroes of Might and Magic 5: Hammers of Fate

[Zomboid]

That 70s show? Really?

[Fatacula]

I got:

-a microwave, which is good becuase my old one started to arc and it was scary
-a book of DC comic pin-up girls from throughout the ages
-a pair of massive self adhesive mutton chops to go with my self adhesive mustache!

RoG I'm excited for you about that "Haunted History of Halloween" DVD, or triple H as I won't call it. I always love historical pieces on Halloween and other such spooky things. Lets us know how it is! :)

[Mockery]

RoG I'm excited for you about that "Haunted History of Halloween" DVD, or triple H as I won't call it. I always love historical pieces on Halloween and other such spooky things. Lets us know how it is! :)
Will do. I've always liked the Discovery Channel documentaries and this comes from the same place, so it sounded pretty cool. Here's to hoping they didn't do a shitty job on it.