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Mockery
Dec 25th, 2007, 11:35 AM
Merry Christmas mockers! Post ye loot lists here!
JediScum
Dec 25th, 2007, 12:12 PM
I got new pants, which is really cool because I needed them.
Girl Drink Drunk
Dec 25th, 2007, 12:45 PM
You beat me to making this thread. Ill post a picture up sometime today. I got a sweet haul :)
Fathom Zero
Dec 25th, 2007, 12:50 PM
I got an Apple eMate. :|
Guitar Woman
Dec 25th, 2007, 01:06 PM
WHAT I DID GET:
A book about The Beatles
Gum
An iHome thing that also works with my generic MP3 player, although it kind of defeats the purpose of having CDs so I'm returning it
A digital camera
A trivia game called Mental Floss
Sound-canceling headphones
Money, probably
My brother got Super Mario Galaxy, so I guess that kind of counts. He also got Sonic Genesis Advance from me, but then when I played it remembered that Sonic games are fucking stupid and I hate all of them and this was a waste of money.
WHAT I DID NOT GET:
http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/12000635/Images/pink_floyd_the_wall.jpg
Thanks, mom >:
Qwarx
Dec 25th, 2007, 01:07 PM
So far, I got Rune Factory, Super Mario Galaxy, a new watch(even though my current one works fine), a Wii Remote cover, and some clothes, to name a few.
Fathom Zero
Dec 25th, 2007, 01:48 PM
WHAT I DID NOT GET:
http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/12000635/Images/pink_floyd_the_wall.jpg
Thanks, mom >:
I have two copies. Want one? I hate Pink Floyd.
Guitar Woman
Dec 25th, 2007, 01:51 PM
Yes ;<
The Wall is my favorite album ever, but I've only torrented it ;<
Fathom Zero
Dec 25th, 2007, 01:53 PM
If I can find it, I'd be more than happy to give it too you.
EDIT; Also, I got:
Jade Cocoon
Tekken 3
Syphon Filter
Mass Effect
The Orange Box
A poker set
A leather-bound journal
$25 Visa gift card
An indetermineable amount for Borders gift card
Several shirts with AC/DC on them, (whom I'm not really a fan of, but I like a few songs)
Led Zeppelin shirt (whom I "am not fond of at all")
Several articles of corduroy clothing
AND ROG GAVE ME A CASTLE.
Girl Drink Drunk
Dec 25th, 2007, 02:01 PM
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/IIIVV/100_0142.jpg
Im so gonna be playing Super Mario Galaxy on my brother's Wii after he goes to sleep tonight.
Esuohlim
Dec 25th, 2007, 02:17 PM
I got the last season of Seinfeld and Stephen Colbert's book, plus junk like socks and a belt. And 150 bucks because my parents know that I can get any video games and CDs I wanted cheaper online than in stores. I think Final Fantasy 12 is, like, 10 bucks on Amazon. I'm getting that.
Sam
Dec 25th, 2007, 02:35 PM
SUPERBAD, JUNGLE BOOK, MORAL OREL SEASON 1, VENTURE BROTHERS SEASON 2, FINAL FANTASY 12, WII ZAPPER, CLOTHES >:and a porno called Big Ol Dicks. And I got the first two volumes of Bone. (NOT PORNO)
Blackjack
Dec 25th, 2007, 03:22 PM
Scarf
Ladytron's second album 'Magic and Light'
Socks
Miami Vice Season 1 DVD
Stupid jumper
Armin Van Buuren - 10 years
Far too much beer...
Misdemonar
Dec 25th, 2007, 03:42 PM
crybaby wah pedal,
15$
some new shirts
and a new wire
:D
saltshakermaniac
Dec 25th, 2007, 05:56 PM
Hmm, the 2 best things i got was a mini-frigde (witch i quickly stocked with beer) and a leather automan that opens up so that i may hide all the un-sightly liquor bottles that litter my room.
Fathom Zero
Dec 25th, 2007, 06:01 PM
Hmm, the 2 best things i got was a mini-frigde (witch i quickly stocked with beer) and a leather automan that opens up so that i may hide all the un-sightly liquor bottles that litter my room.
Like the Automan Empire?
saltshakermaniac
Dec 25th, 2007, 06:03 PM
No its a foot rest deal thingy
Misdemonar
Dec 25th, 2007, 06:07 PM
is it made with the flesh of thousands of peasent sexual no-nos?
saltshakermaniac
Dec 25th, 2007, 06:12 PM
Judging by the looks of it I'd say it was made from the remains of Guatemalaian sweat shop workers, no idea how many its made out of though
Moobs
Dec 25th, 2007, 07:46 PM
laptop
dvds
chocolates
watch
games
hooray :)
Guitar Woman
Dec 25th, 2007, 08:40 PM
SURPRISE LATER PRESENTS INCLUDED 60 US DOLLARS AND THE 2008 CALENDAR OF THE 365 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID, WITH "AN EXTRA STUPID QUOTE FOR LEAP YEAR"
AWESOME :D
Angryhydralisk
Dec 25th, 2007, 09:49 PM
- A brand new DS and a zelda game for 80 bucks.
- Three shirts
- A Led Zeppelin cd
- Chocolates
- Cologne
- Two video games
- This:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516dzqtWAoL._AA240_.jpg
And more than one meal a day. Best christmas I had in years! :)
Esuohlim
Dec 25th, 2007, 10:21 PM
AND THE 2008 CALENDAR OF THE 365 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID, WITH "AN EXTRA STUPID QUOTE FOR LEAP YEAR"
I bet the entire thing is a compilation of Lenor posts.
Schimid
Dec 25th, 2007, 11:17 PM
My Christmas was ABAP, baby. Divorces are great
First Crimmus (dad):
TONS AND TONS AND TONS OF CLOTHES
Guess Cologne
Second Crimmus (mom):
80 GB iPod (!!)
25 blank CDs
A DVD-R drive (here, Chojin)
New car speakers
A computer microphone
Boxers
Heroes: Season 1 DVD
$40
Third Crimmus (girlfriend):
USB Drink Cooler
Keychain Cactus (this thing is great)
New bucket hat
New Hohner harmonica ( :D :D :D )
Rock-A-Doodle ( :D!!! )
A Mario-Luigi in '08 shirt ( "It's-A merica! )
Crimmus Four (extended family)
Birdo plush doll ( omg omg omg this thing is rare )
$50 Best Buy
$20 Target
$15 iTunes ( will probably just buy games for my iPod )
Assorted candies
It's mostly stuff I didn't ask for; things I wanted but didn't get, and stuff that I'll probably pick up with the gift cards:
Wii Remote Charger
Leather wallet
Geometry Wars for Wii
Puzzle Quest for Wii
Still, though, this Christmas was balliiiiin'
ItalianStereotype
Dec 26th, 2007, 12:17 AM
fuck, you're spoiled
I got Guitar Hero 3 and the Orange Box
saltshakermaniac
Dec 26th, 2007, 02:09 AM
AHHHH crap something i forgot to bring up, I got a 24 variety pack of LeinenKugel's (witch i used to stock my new mini-fidge):rock
Dr. V
Dec 26th, 2007, 04:13 AM
I got an eletric carving knife, a food scale (i'm in chef class), scene it dvd, a zelda lunch box with wiimote silicone jacket thingies, origami paper and 3 books on making stuff, the zombie survival guide, and some candy and stuff.
Oh and world of warcraft trading cards.
Otto
Dec 26th, 2007, 04:48 AM
I got a bottle of Midori and a bottle of Frangeline, for my wet-bar, a copy of the Robert Crumb Coffee Table Art Book, a world war 1 style lighter, a Daruma, and a pack of bristol board.
HickMan
Dec 26th, 2007, 05:15 AM
tires...:D
MarioRPG
Dec 26th, 2007, 07:49 AM
I got a lot of clothes and CDs and DVDs. Nothing exceptional, but I like everything I got.
MLE
Dec 26th, 2007, 08:02 AM
I got $75 so far and:
Wii Sports Jacket
Astronomy book with HUGE color pictures
Considering my christmas's won't be until friday(immediate family) and saturday(extended family), that's not bad for early presents!
Sacks
Dec 26th, 2007, 10:47 AM
I got some CDs, a belt buckle, a The Beets Killer Tofu Tour '96 shirt and other stuff. I'm going to go get one of these today:
http://www.engadgetmobile.com/media/2007/10/tilt_open.jpg
Fathom Zero
Dec 26th, 2007, 02:21 PM
You son of a bitch. That's the Tilt, right?
kahljorn
Dec 26th, 2007, 09:09 PM
I got 200 dollars some clothes a crockpot some type of rocket blending thing FOR BLENDING ROCKETS and some other randomly assorted stuff.
Sethomas
Dec 26th, 2007, 11:01 PM
The first thing I opened, at the extended family Christmastravaganza, was a remote-controlled toy car called on the outside of the box "The Unicorn". In the accompanying instruction manual (which I will eventually scan and post, I guess), however, it's referred to as "only shade monster". I also received two boxes of hookah tobacco from my aunt, and I thanked her for contributing to my drug use.
Christmas morning, I received:
-A small (35 cl or so, I guess) bottle of vintage 2002 Riesling Eiswein, replete with German on the bottle transcending my reading ability. It came with a handful of specially-matched gourmet chocolates in a nice presentation box.
-A clothes steamer, presumably the same one that my mother tired of using.
-Kurt Vonnegut's Galápagos
-A black Sean John long-sleeve, button-down shirt. My sister explained that I need to become in touch with my inner gangster.
-Two tins of chocolates that purportedly match to Merlot.
-A pound of Costa Rican coffee beans.
-Socks (assorted colors)
-Boxer shorts (black)
-A $15 gift card for Barnes & Noble
-A 100% cashmere scarf (black with gold trim)
MLE
Dec 27th, 2007, 12:40 AM
I demand pictures of you in your new scarf.
Dr. V
Dec 27th, 2007, 04:13 AM
Yes, it will accompany your pipe well.
Sacks
Dec 27th, 2007, 04:53 AM
You son of a bitch. That's the Tilt, right?
Indeed it is, and it is glorious.
AChimp
Dec 27th, 2007, 10:37 AM
I gave myself a 22" widescreen LCD monitor to replace my dying CRT monitor. This new monitor is teh secks.
I gotta fiddle with the brightness settings, though.
Miss Modular
Dec 27th, 2007, 12:19 PM
Books:
Introducing Aristotle
Introducing Conciousness
An Oxford History of the Roman World, John Boardman et al
Shakespeare: The Invention of the Human (http://www.amazon.com/Shakespeare-Invention-Human-Harold-Bloom/dp/157322751X/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1198775688&sr=1-1), Harold Bloom
DVDs:
The Simpsons Movie
The Simpsons, Season 10 (Probably the last Simpsons DVD set I'll be getting; it's all downhill from there)
Other:
ONE ROUNDTRIP TICKET TO AUSTIN, TEXAS!!!!
:domo
Sacks
Dec 27th, 2007, 12:20 PM
What are you doing in Austin?
Qwarx
Dec 27th, 2007, 12:53 PM
I also got The Simpsons Movie, candy, and a shitload of giftcards.
zeldasbiggestfan
Dec 27th, 2007, 02:22 PM
A badass acoustic-electric guitar! :D
Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon (I actually enjoyed it!)
Chasing Amy and Dogma on DVD (again)
A nirvana, a Zelda, and a "famous guitars" shirts.
A guitar poster that EVERYONE has.
A few magazines.
Super Mario Bros. Movie Cards!
Sacks
Dec 27th, 2007, 02:32 PM
Can I have the guitar after it's sitting in the corner of your room for 3 years because you never bothered learning to play it?
zeldasbiggestfan
Dec 27th, 2007, 02:37 PM
No. I actually play it, sorry to disappoint.
AlliSabbah
Dec 27th, 2007, 02:55 PM
Two video game controllers one for ps2 and one for pc.
$20 blockbuster gift card.
The Last Ritual video game.
and I'll be waiting till around Feb 4th for my final gift The Sims castaway Stories for PC
kahljorn
Dec 27th, 2007, 03:10 PM
I wish i would've gotten round trip tickets to austin since we ae supposed to move there in the summer ;O
Miss Modular
Dec 27th, 2007, 07:11 PM
What are you doing in Austin?
Why, I'm going to the South By Southwest (http://www.granterinswish.com/) Film Festival in March!
Dr. V
Dec 28th, 2007, 04:23 AM
I got "The Adventures Of The Super Mario Bros. 3" DVDs too.
RaNkeri
Dec 28th, 2007, 05:20 AM
New pajama
Darude's Label this! album
Steven Seagal collection 2
plates
a thriller by Ilkka Remes
candy
money
a piece of paper from my parents, which says that they will purchase a printer for me
Noodles
Dec 31st, 2007, 02:35 AM
I have aquired:
The Orange Box
Cheap Guitar Pedal
Sansa View
Wii remote battery chargers.
$20
What I wish I got:
A new PC (my old one was killed by a virus)
A usb keyboard for the laptop (Without a NumPad that bathtub car is going no where.)
Zomboid
Dec 31st, 2007, 03:01 AM
-Mass Effect
-Assassin's Creed
-Super Mario Galaxy
-Justice League Season 1 (got 2 last year)
-Justine League Unlimited season 2 (got 1 last year!)
-Batman Animated Series season 4 (collection complete :O)
-Heroes season 1
-Omen DVD Set (includes shitty remake)
-5 disc horror movie classic dvd set - This thing is really cool. It has a bunch of classic b&w horror movies like night of the living dead, the terror, nosferatu, etc. It also came with a cd of scary sounds and it's in a tin case with a button at the top that screams and makes scary noises :O
-6 Alfred Hitchcock movies on 2 dvds
-Some shitty zombie movie that was made on a budget of 20 dollars, by the looks of it
-Dvd with a few episodes of the new spider-man cartoon
-Magic bullet blender thing - pretty damn cool
- Chucky bobblehead - scary!
- pretty cool looking iron maiden blanket
Oh, and tuition, rent, etc, for the rest of the school year so I don't have to get a part time job :D. That is honestly the best gift of all.
and a few other things.
OUR SURPERIOR CANADIAN DOLLAR IS GREAT.
Sacks
Dec 31st, 2007, 01:39 PM
Is the zombie movie "Ghouls"?
Zomboid
Dec 31st, 2007, 04:31 PM
No, it's called zombie chronicles. The back of the case has the quote "These zombies are sick and evil!" from the production company behind the movie :lol
Darktrooper11
Dec 31st, 2007, 05:30 PM
New Computer.
DVDs
*Rush Hour 3
*Halloween
CDs
*Iron Maiden-7th son of a 7th son
*Judas Priest-Sad wings
Games
*Assasins Creed
*Rock Band
Cloths
*Maiden T-shirt
*PJs
*Really heavy socks
And about $230 in cash and checks that I'm gonna use on CDs and Shirts:)
Noodles
Dec 31st, 2007, 06:54 PM
UPDATE: Bought the keyboard. WORKS GREAT but the backsace button is small :'(
Chain-So-Matic Zombies
Jan 4th, 2008, 12:13 PM
a penis enlarger
Emu
Jan 4th, 2008, 02:08 PM
wacky!!
dirtyxblondexdame
Jan 4th, 2008, 02:33 PM
i gots a new laptop from daddy-o and step-momma, and jack shit from my mother (i'm not her favorite. can you tell??). grandma and all the aunts and uncles hooked it up with cash. the ex got me 2 dvd's i really wanted (even though i told him not to buy me anything) -- Eastern Promises and Rob Zombie's Halloween (BEFORE YOU SHOUT AT ME -- yes, i know it did suck, but i'm totally OCD with movies and have to own all of any given series, so i had to get it. plus the bloopers were pretty funny. Malcom McDowell is insane!! and drunk, i think.)
executioneer
Jan 4th, 2008, 02:37 PM
wacky!!
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/wacky.gif
Mockery
Jan 4th, 2008, 02:55 PM
Rob Zombie's Halloween (BEFORE YOU SHOUT AT ME -- yes, i know it did suck, but i'm totally OCD with movies and have to own all of any given series, so i had to get it. plus the bloopers were pretty funny. Malcom McDowell is insane!! and drunk, i think.)
Hahaha, fair enough. However, I'm a completionist too when it comes to movie series on DVD, but I don't consider Rob Zombie's Halloween to even be a part of the series. I generally refuse to buy movies that spit in the face of what was once a great franchise. Then again, I think I felt that way about pretty much ALL the Halloween movies that came after part 6. I like McDowell as much as the next guy, but he's no Donald Pleasence. Nobody is. NOBODY :O
Mockery
Jan 4th, 2008, 03:08 PM
And to get back on topic, here's the stuff I got for Christmas and my birthday (which is the day after Christmas)
This Sony VGN AR-660U Laptop (http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/site-redesign08.jpg) - here are the specs for you compu-geeks:
-17-inch XBRITE-HiColor LCD screen (which looks absolutely AMAZING!)
-2.2 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo T7500 processor
-dual 160 GB hard drives
-2 GB RAM (planning to upgrade it to 4GB since it's only about 40 bux more)
-Nvidia GeForce 8400M card
-Sea Monkeys set (which you'll see a post about in the blog sometime soon, I'm sure)
-The Haunted History of Halloween DVD
-I Drink Your Blood DVD
-Silent Night, Deadly Night DVD
-Three O'Clock High DVD
-Upright Citizens Brigade - Season 2 DVD
-Injured Rocky Balboa toy
-A couple o' gift cards
-Re and I took an awesome lil' trip up the PCH to Ventura and Santa Barbara
-And a brand new I-Mockery web site
hoorays :O
J. Tithonus Pednaud
Jan 4th, 2008, 03:49 PM
I got a new (old) mother of pearl handled straight razor, a new badger brush shaving kit, a shaving bar, a book about the history of surgery, some cash and a knit sweater.
Pretty low tech but I'm happy with the haul.
executioneer
Jan 4th, 2008, 04:36 PM
for christmas: pants, shirts, a belt (with a pewter buckle so no nickel reaction! yay!) $50 giftcard to barnes and noble, one of those crank-up emergency led flashlights
buirthday: more pants and shirts (uhh i guess i should have given a better wishlist haha :() and got to play lazor tag and karaoke and got 4 free drinks and didtn have to pay for the lazor tag
sakura
Jan 4th, 2008, 04:41 PM
incense, t's, socks, more incense, a tunic, money, and incense.
Pentegarn
Jan 4th, 2008, 06:03 PM
Let's see here
-A new mattress
-A watch
-A wallet (with 100 dollars in it)
-underwear, socks, undershirts
-2 Best Buy 50 dollar gift cards (Which I used to get That 70s show season 7 and Loony Tunes volume 5 on DVD)
-The George Carlin box set. I think it is called "All my stuff"
-A Beatles: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band calender
-An adapter for my car cigarette lighter that charges my Ipod and allows it to play on my stereo over any station I choose
-The Golden Compass book
-a radio shark (it allows me to record radio on my computer)
-Heroes of Might and Magic 5: Hammers of Fate
Zomboid
Jan 4th, 2008, 06:07 PM
That 70s show? Really?
Fatacula
Jan 4th, 2008, 08:53 PM
I got:
-a microwave, which is good becuase my old one started to arc and it was scary
-a book of DC comic pin-up girls from throughout the ages
-a pair of massive self adhesive mutton chops to go with my self adhesive mustache!
RoG I'm excited for you about that "Haunted History of Halloween" DVD, or triple H as I won't call it. I always love historical pieces on Halloween and other such spooky things. Lets us know how it is! :)
Mockery
Jan 4th, 2008, 08:55 PM
RoG I'm excited for you about that "Haunted History of Halloween" DVD, or triple H as I won't call it. I always love historical pieces on Halloween and other such spooky things. Lets us know how it is! :)
Will do. I've always liked the Discovery Channel documentaries and this comes from the same place, so it sounded pretty cool. Here's to hoping they didn't do a shitty job on it.
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