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Sethomas
Dec 26th, 2007, 11:11 PM
As a young child, it seemed ridiculous that anyone could ever believe "it's better to give than to receive". However, sometime in my teen years I discovered that moral high ground has far more utility than whatever your family gives you in reflection of what they imagine your tastes and desires to be.

So, this year, I gave:
My older sister- a terry cloth bathrobe, the fabric of which had some Picasso artwork dyed into it. Because it seemed at one point that it wouldn't arrive in the mail on time, I also bought her ink refills for the Montblanc Scenium I gave her for her med school graduation. (I can't imagine that she'd spend $11 on a month's worth of ink herself.)
My younger sister- DVD editions of "The Dark Crystal" and "The Princess Bride".
My parents- 50% of a 10" digital picture frame (my siblings contributed to the rest).

Also, as an added bonus I generously shared with my family French-pressed Kopi Luwak. Only AFTER I had them all elaborate on how good it tasted (it was the first time I had it too, and HOLY SHIT IS IT SMOOOOOOOTH) did I explain to them how it's different from every other coffee on Earth.

Fathom Zero
Dec 26th, 2007, 11:13 PM
I gave candy, Dr. Pepper, and rice cookers to various people. My family got my undying appreciation.

Moobs
Dec 26th, 2007, 11:14 PM
i gave my mum some smelly stuff you put in a bowl which makes it smell nice and i wrote my dad a poem

Zapatista
Dec 26th, 2007, 11:15 PM
Hand jobs. Lots of hand jobs.

ffourester
Dec 26th, 2007, 11:17 PM
I gave my dad a big Starbucks mug because he is such a coffee addict.

Optimizt
Dec 26th, 2007, 11:32 PM
Nothing. This thread made me feel like an asshole :(

Zapatista
Dec 27th, 2007, 12:03 AM
Typical Southerner is a joke account?!?!?

executioneer
Dec 27th, 2007, 02:08 AM
dad: two get fuzzy books, 30 dollar gift card to cabela's
mom: went in on a third of a foodsaver, car cigarette lighter-powered air compressor
sister 1: foot massager, jungle book dvd, mighty wind dvd
sister 2: music kit for cell phone, 2 gig micro sd, card reader
good pal: office season 3, buzz! trivia game for ps2

Sacks
Dec 27th, 2007, 06:36 AM
A "Perkis Power" shirt for my brother.
A tiny little cell phone dangle cactus for my sister. I think someone mentioned one of these in another thread.
A book about all the crazy obscure saints for my mother.

MetalMilitia
Dec 27th, 2007, 07:11 AM
I gave... up buying presents for people.

Fathom Zero
Dec 27th, 2007, 10:08 AM
A "Perkis Power" shirt for my brother.

You must be the most awesome brother ever.

Sacks
Dec 27th, 2007, 10:48 AM
I like to think I'm keeping it pretty real.

Dr. V
Dec 29th, 2007, 09:25 PM
I gave perfume, The Who's Tommy, A starbucks gift card, another cd, the John Wayne Collection dvds, and He-Man season 1 vols 1 and 2.

kateness87
Jan 2nd, 2008, 03:35 PM
Dad: Balder's Gate 2
Mom: A kettle and chocolate
Stepdad: Gift card to Canadian Tire (hardware store)
Brother 1: Metal Gear Solid, chocolate
Brother 2 (who's 9, before you ask): Pokemon Fire Red, chocolate
Sister (whos's 7): Littlest Pet Shop thing, chocolate

Yeah, when you're in my family, you get your ass spoiled. :P

Spetsnaz
Jan 2nd, 2008, 03:41 PM
I didn't give jack shit. Why? Odin and Thor would have gangbanged my ass..