Where is that old dildo Mad Max?

[Dr. WINO]

Did he retire, or die at the hands of someone more competant? Ahhh....i remember the time he chased me back to Brawl-Hall to wind up with the worst ass-kicking ever witnessed by a forum.

Wonder why he never came back?

Well, if you see the old fuckbucket, tell him i'm at SPAMSPAM

[Dr. WINO]

And terra, the old Springfield, MO skank....how is the old whore nowadays?

SPAMSPAM

[Guitar Woman]

Sup max

remember when I was Father Spaz

good times, yeah?

[Dr. WINO]

WTF??? Mockery uses ACP abuse.....well i never.

[Dr. WINO]

WTF??

[Dr. WINO]

What the fuck makes you think i am Max?.....I retired that poor bastard, after i cleaned his internal organs from the waffles of my boots....If that asshole Mockery would quit dicking with my posts, i'll tell you the story.

[Dr. WINO]

Max was your god....but the sorriest poster outside this slum i have ever seen...

[Dr. WINO]

Mockery, why are you abusing your ACP on my posts? Honestly, quit acting like such a prick. Such quality as mine comes along very infrequently around here...relish in it.

[Guitar Woman]

:<

[executioneer]

is schizophrenia fun

[Dr. WINO]

is schizophrenia funSon, are you legally retarded?

[executioneer]

i wasn't aware that there was such a thing as "legally" retarded, please explain in detail

[Dr. WINO]

i wasn't aware that there was such a thing as "legally" retarded, please explain in detailAs i watch your avatar opening it's mouth in joyous celebration in approaching the word "penis", the phrase of legal retardation takes a back seat. Let's instead speak of this passive/aggressive penis worship.

You first, in detail...you thinly veiled fag.

[executioneer]

like you're in control of what i talk about, spamtroll

[Dr. WINO]

like you're in control of what i talk about, spamtroll
At least you recognize your intellectual superior. Now stand aside pole-smoker, hopefully someone interesting may come along...

[Guitar Woman]

:oneofthosedays:

[Guitar Woman]

This actually brings out a sense of Deja Vu, only in my day there was a whole lot more use of the word "fucktard"

[Dr. WINO]

That's the word i had enscribed on Max's e-headstone.

[Chojin]

Mad Max was due to retire anyway, being twice as old as everyone else at Brawl Hall at the age of 15.

[Chojin]

oh chojin welcome back you slimy fucktard go run along now champ before i terminate you with extreme internet prejudice just like i did back in the day i promise i'm too busy to look up the thread where I killed you and hung your fat bloated corpse out for everyone to see i am being metaphorical you know i actually called you a dog's penis or something but here on the internet we talk in exaggerated war metaphors because the only time we fight in real life is when mom buys me sour cream and onion "ruffles" and i swear to god that bitch gets it wrong every time i like NACHO CHEESE FLAVOR MOM GET IT THROUGH YOUR STUPID FAT FUCKING HEAD and mom if you're reading this i'm just playing around just thought i should say that in case you read this and thought it was kinda weird

[Moobs]

Dr.Wino sounds like the life and soul of the party

[Chojin]

watch your step or you'll get buried on the internet too son your e-headstone will serve as a monument of my e-achievement in my e-harassing skills which include a lot of bad e-language

[executioneer]

yeah man i mean look at me i'm a ghost now because m.max has sent me beyond thunderdome i mean killed me (internet style)

[Seven Force]

Dr. WINO is better than GW

[Dr. WINO]

oh chojin welcome back you slimy fucktard go run along now champ before i terminate you with extreme internet prejudice just like i did back in the day i promise i'm too busy to look up the thread where I killed you and hung your fat bloated corpse out for everyone to see i am being metaphorical you know i actually called you a dog's penis or something but here on the internet we talk in exaggerated war metaphors because the only time we fight in real life is when mom buys me sour cream and onion "ruffles" and i swear to god that bitch gets it wrong every time i like NACHO CHEESE FLAVOR MOM GET IT THROUGH YOUR STUPID FAT FUCKING HEAD and mom if you're reading this i'm just playing around just thought i should say that in case you read this and thought it was kinda weirdRest assured....i can find the thread...

BTW, how the hell have you went so long without noticeable improvement? I bet you get owned more than a cigarette-bought bitch at a prison poker-party...sad.

[executioneer]

hey guys heres a fun game lets all put dr wino on our ignore list and have a pool on how long it will take him to register a new account so everyone quits ignoring him

my bet is 11:45 pst

[Guitar Woman]

I'm already way ahead of you!

[Seven Force]

Wow, you guys still have 15 minutes to go!

[Dr. WINO]

hey guys heres a fun game lets all put dr wino on our ignore list and have a pool on how long it will take him to register a new account so everyone quits ignoring him

my bet is 11:45 pstLet's play another game....how bout i call you out and grind you into a pile of bitchmeat....fun, eh?

[executioneer]

did you guys hear something it sounded like ANCIENT HISTORY hahaha

[Dr. WINO]

What a gaggle of pussies, boy how times have changed....used to be able to get a decent brawl going here. What happened? Mass neutering?

[executioneer]

oh hey ps if he starts posting in other threads instead that counds as half a credit

[executioneer]

Remove user from ignore list (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/profile.php?userlist=ignore&do=removelist&u=6732)
Dr. WINO (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=6732) This message is hidden because Dr. WINO is on your ignore list (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/profile.php?do=editlist).


lol

[Dr. WINO]

oh hey ps if he starts posting in other threads instead that counds as half a creditProof positive...the only balls you have ever seen rested on your chin...

[Guitar Woman]

:>

[executioneer]

man every time i see you post it makes me smile

(EDIT: MAD MAX NOT GW >:)

[Guitar Woman]

:tear

[Guitar Woman]

What the hell, man!

[Et tu]

Can i post a WTF? i feel like it.

[executioneer]

okay!

[Dr. WINO]

man every time i see you post it makes me smile

(EDIT: MAD MAX NOT GW >:)Especially when you think about me saying something about balls on your chin? Detach yourself from my leg.

[Dr. WINO]

Can i post a WTF? i feel like it.You may as well, no one else has anything to say except "last one under the porch"...

[Et tu]

You may as well, no one else has anything to say except "last one under the porch"...

Cool, cheers mate.

[executioneer]

What the hell, man!

i think you know what!

[executioneer]

oh man i can't wait till this game is over and i take m.max off my ignore list and get to read all the pseudointellectual variants on "you're a fag, ps i am awesome and i just killed you on the internet ha ha i win" that he has replied to me IT WILL BE JUST LIKE ANOTHER CHRISTMAS

[Guitar Woman]

if it's the whole pretended to be a girl thing everyone who isn't a faggot is over that by now

[Guitar Woman]

See how seven force and zomboid are still angry about it

there's a reason for that

[Seven Force]

im not angry, im just aware of the fact that you suck

everyone knows that

[Guitar Woman]

THAT WAS UNDOUBTEDLY A SCATHING AND HILARIOUS COMEBACK SEVENFORCE BUT UNFORTUNATELY I'VE HAD YOU ON IGNORE FOR THE PAST 5 WEEKS AND HAVE NOT CLICKED ONE OF YOUR POSTS ONCE BECAUSE YOU ARE WORTHLESS SO FEEL FREE TO KEEP POSTING NASTY AND SCANDALOUS THINGS ABOUT ME AND THEN READING THIS POST AND PRETENDING I AM REPLYING TO YOU

[Chojin]

All of that and I just get
:notfunny

This thread is more boring than a hardcore holly match ;<

[executioneer]

See how seven force and zomboid are still angry about it

there's a reason for that

well i'm still a LITTLE mad about it but i'm not gonna keep bringing it up because it doesn't really matter! i was just joshin ya!

[executioneer]

All of that and I just get
:notfunny

This thread is more boring than a hardcore holly match ;<

well maybe you don't remember properly but i'm a boring guy who likes boring stuff! sheesh! can't a guy be boring!

[Chojin]

I was talking to the wino with a doctorate

[Chojin]

By the way your singing was lovely

[executioneer]

hahaha thx i deliberately picked a song i had no hope of singing successfully :( I HAVENT EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO MYSELF, I AM TO EMBARRASED

[Esuohlim]

Hey Mad Max what's shakin'

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wwfm0008.PNG

[MetalMilitia]

Hey I think I played that game once.