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[Moobs]

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[executioneer]

q: how do you stop ur g/f from smokinga: use some astroglide wah wah wahhhh

[soundtest]

Quitting smoking is tough. I quit a few months ago but still cave every time I have a few drinks in me. Also I don't like girls who smoke, I think it's awful. I know it sounds sexist but if somebody could convince her to smoke, somebody probably convinced her to do a lot of other things...

[sakura]

ok, i originally came on here to rant on this very topic, but since i can't post on the site's discussion board, i may as well say it here:

yeah, smoking is bad for you. A 4-year-old would know this. But you anti-smokers need to stop bitching about it. It's an addiction; therefore, it's hard to quit. I'd probably do it if I had a non-smoking b/f who was honestly worried about my health, but then again I've had b/f's like that, and they weren't even worth that kind of effort, in my book.

And a guy who says he's "turned off" by it - worse, that he feels the need to bug me on the subject? It's enough to turn ME off. Sorry, dude, but if you're that anal about it, you annoy me. It's the same for anyone that complains. Cuz of course we're onto you- it isn't about our welfare or health, we all know that. You're worried about your own. Yeah, it's all about YOU. Don't try to deny it.

And what's this about someone "convincing" another to smoke? She smokes, so it was a forced behavior? Logic being...? Didn't you just say you quit recently? Makes me wonder what "other things" I could convince you to do... when ya got a few drinks in you. Assumptions perhaps kill more than tobacco does. I'm sure alcohol does, too. Yeah, you could suffer potential health complications from smoking, so go pay twice the amount of a pack on a glass of man-made poison instead... and then drive home.
Or better yet, I guaran-FUCKIN'-tee you can be convinced to do alot more after a few drinks than a few cigs - it'll smell just as bad, but I'm sure you won't notice.

What? you don't know me? Well, that's true, you don't know anyone you complain to about a bad habit over something as unimportant as your comfort level with it, but, since you seem to care so much for my health and appearance and all, I was thinking it's time we bumped this great relationship of ours into phase 2. Not to sound sexist. Well, yes, to sound sexist. If a semi-hot guy bitches about my smoking, it's pretty much all he ends up being good for. Cuz I KNOW he won't be coming to visit me during chemo, or relapses, or probably even the funeral he warned me about when he first stated smoking was gross and it's bad for me. Same as all the rest of the head-up-the-ass, brainwashed, self-righteous pricks that actually want us to believe they care about our health. On their way to the bar to "drink responsibly". That's Surgeon Sakura's warning.

[soundtest]

Wow. Sorry for the confusion! What I meant to say was that if you smoke and you're hot I'd still probably fuck you, but that's it.

[MattJack]

ok, i originally came on here to rant on this very topic, but since i can't post on the site's discussion board, i may as well say it here:


Cool. We all care deeply. Now wats on yer mind, sugar tits?


yeah, smoking is bad for you. A 4-year-old would know this. But you anti-smokers need to stop bitching about it. It's an addiction; therefore, it's hard to quit.

What if you just quit yer bitchin? I come on the site to get away from womens bitchin' and now you are ruining my internet experience.

You know what a real addiction is? 80s dance music, try blasting that around your friends.

I'd probably do it if I had a non-smoking b/f who was honestly worried about my health, but then again I've had b/f's like that, and they weren't even worth that kind of effort, in my book.


You're right. Guys that are generally concerned about your health and well being aren't worth the effort. They like to use condems n shit huh?

And a guy who says he's "turned off" by it - worse, that he feels the need to bug me on the subject? It's enough to turn ME off. Sorry, dude, but if you're that anal about it, you annoy me. It's the same for anyone that complains. Cuz of course we're onto you- it isn't about our welfare or health, we all know that. You're worried about your own. Yeah, it's all about YOU. Don't try to deny it.

Bet you don't really run into many of those doodes on your graveyard shift at the Waffle House, but it's kewl. I hate it when women look me in the face and make sounds out of their oral love hole.

Guess we all have our pet peeves:\

And yes, it is all about me girl. Know yer role.


And what's this about someone "convincing" another to smoke? She smokes, so it was a forced behavior? Logic being...? Didn't you just say you quit recently? Makes me wonder what "other things" I could convince you to do... when ya got a few drinks in you.

Logic being if you can convince a girl to smoke, you can convince her to do some hot ass to mouth shit.

If you convince a broad to smoke, then do some ass to mouth shit, and THEN have a few drinks...

Dear Diary,

Jackpot.


Assumptions perhaps kill more than tobacco does. I'm sure alcohol does, too. Yeah, you could suffer potential health complications from smoking, so go pay twice the amount of a pack on a glass of man-made poison instead... and then drive home.
Or better yet, I guaran-FUCKIN'-tee you can be convinced to do alot more after a few drinks than a few cigs - it'll smell just as bad, but I'm sure you won't notice.


SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP


What? you don't know me? Well, that's true, you don't know anyone you complain to about a bad habit over something as unimportant as your comfort level with it, but, since you seem to care so much for my health and appearance and all, I was thinking it's time we bumped this great relationship of ours into phase 2.

Just like every other woman I've ever met.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME! WHY CAN'T WE JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PHASE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP?

Not to sound sexist. Well, yes, to sound sexist.

Bitch make up yer mind.


If a semi-hot guy bitches about my smoking, it's pretty much all he ends up being good for.Cuz I KNOW he won't be coming to visit me during chemo, or relapses, or probably even the funeral he warned me about when he first stated smoking was gross and it's bad for me.

If a semi-hot guy was around you for more than 3 minutes, he probably would shove the sharpest object near him into his ears to prevent further retardation.

Same as all the rest of the head-up-the-ass, brainwashed, self-righteous pricks that actually want us to believe they care about our health. On their way to the bar to "drink responsibly". That's Surgeon Sakura's warning.

You don't get the dick much, do you?

[Fathom Zero]

Murder is birth-control.

[Seven Force]

Mattjack in the future you probably should disregard and not read anything that comes after an anime avatar

[MattJack]

i know, but they are just so easy and fun :(

[Seven Force]

thats what hitler said about the jews :(

[Chojin]

Someone once said 'YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME' to me once.

What does that even MEAN

[MattJack]

In my experience, it normally means that I'M the asshole.

I had a girl tell me that, but she was eating anti-depressants that her mother gave her. Note that her mother is a common housewife.

So one day she wigs out on me and is saying, "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!"

I tried saying, "Well you don't know me apparently either."

"NO MATT I KNOW YOU! OH I KNOW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!"

I had dated this girl for a couple of years and lived with her.

[Spetsnaz]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/ievildeadl/cancer.gif

[Fathom Zero]

haha, that's funny!

So, Mattjack, didja get the monkey off your back eventually?

[MattJack]

Yes, yes I did and now I'm doing awesome.

I just have a firm distrust for things with a vagina now.

Just about every older man I have ever talked to has some type of horror story about women or is always telling me, "Matt whatever you do, don't get married."

I use to laugh them off or whatever, but now at 22, I realize they were serious and I was an ignorant fool.

Fathom, whatever you do, don't get married.

[Seven Force]

Eric if you deleted all those porn pics, thanks a bunch!

[MetalMilitia]

My girlfriend said "You don't know anything about me!" once, because I forgot her birthday and gave her an incorrectly segmented sandwich (I went for triangles, she usually has windows).

[Guitar Woman]

Anyone who prefers something else over triangles has an irrevocably skewed perception of the world

[Fathom Zero]

I don't cut into triangles. I do rectangles.

Yeah, I like to buck the system, baby.

[Cfr5]

Are you implying I am mentally deranged for not slicing my sandwiches at all?

[executioneer]

i usually dont cut my sandwiches at all but thats because i have a BIG MOUTH

[Spetsnaz]

Cutting sandwhiches are for pussies. Crom laughs at you. Laughs from his mountain!

[Zomboid]

lol mattjack I thought you were a lot older than me. I like smoking. I'm trying to cut back on the binge drinking, but smoking will most likely stay as a nice addiction for a while.

[HungryWantBiddy]

i usually dont cut my sandwiches at all but thats because i have a BIG MOUTH

hadn't noticed..

[executioneer]

i'm willing to bet that most of the people on here would rather read ten of my posts than read "this message cannot be displayed because hungrywantbiddy is on your ignore list" once

[HungryWantBiddy]

first of all, I don't think EVERYONE on here hates me THAT much... but if they do, fuck 'em. I'll take you up on that bet; I'm pretty sure I'm not quite as annoying as you are. Maybe close, but not quite. Please read the following excerpt. It was taken verbatim from the RULES section which you seem to have missed. I hand picked a couple 'specially for you, cody jones. Here it is:

Do not reply to everything.
If you absolutely must reply after everyone's posts, do it in the Chat Room thread in General Blabber. Otherwise this will be seen as an extreme nuisance. One of the first things an admin looks for when investigating a nuisance is the number of times they post in a day. New people should keep it under 10 posts per day.
Read before responding.
Go fill up someone else's board if you can't wait.
Learn to take a joke.
Sarcasm is rampant throughout these boards, so don't take everything that is said on here as a personal attack on you. Chances are, the person who made the comment doesn't even know who the hell you are - and even if they do, they don't care enough to address you personally. So don't go chasing them around in a ton of different threads trying to attack them. It's a humor site, so try to develop a sense of humor.

[Sam]

WILLIE IS RIGHT. >:

[executioneer]

hahaha why do you think i don't know how to take a joke you doofus

and i read every single goddamn post on this board, so you can lick me

[executioneer]

i mean when it comes to reading posts, i think you should probably take some of your own advice

cause maybe then you might REALIZE SOMETHING IMPORTANT

[Chojin]

so what is it like being a noob, willie?

are you getting prejudiced against?

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit son he did not just lay down the RULES on you :eek

[Tadao]

[slapping forehead]

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Holy Crap...this is the funniest thread I've read in weeks!

[Spetsnaz]

http://i13.tinypic.com/82ap7ur.jpg

[executioneer]

i love how people forget that most of the stuff in the "RULES AND GUIDELINES" stuff is just "GUIDELINES"

hell even most of the RULE rules can be broken if you're not a jerk about it

[Dr. Boogie]

I just banned willie for breaking the rules. :(

[executioneer]

oh shit ;_; bye guys

[VersaliusGoldfoot]

This made my day.

[Emu]

This was funny up until that 4chan gayery ruined it

[Spetsnaz]

Eh. No taste. No taste whatsoever.

[Tadao]

this thread needs lolimals

[MetalMilitia]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-call-center-cat.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/invisiblecham128419608740865000.jpg

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Reading this thread made me want a grilled cheese sandwich, and a rum an coke.

[Esuohlim]

What does this have to do with Loveline? >:

Someone should alert a moderator >:

[executioneer]

i tried to make it about loveline :(

[MetalMilitia]

i posted cat pictures :(

[HickMan]

This thread, even though I didn't read any posts about it...seems important to me

[JediScum]

One time someone asked me if I smoked after having sex and I says "I DON'T KNOW! I NEVER CHECKED!"

[executioneer]

thanks for making basically the same joke i already made

[Spetsnaz]

Fail.

[HungryWantBiddy]

hardy har har :)