Movie Ideas!

[Fathom Zero]

My friends and I were on a school trip recently and we had nothing better to do on the bus so we bounced movie ideas around.

Mine was "Bill & Ted's Most Awesome Adventure to Mars," the world's shortest movie.

[Fathom Zero]

What if plant's could talk, but only say derogatory things?

[Emu]

A future where apes evolve from man!

[Fathom Zero]

What if there were giant people magnets on Earth?

[Emu]

Katamari Damacy: The Movie

[Fathom Zero]

That's exactly what I had in mind. Only the magnets would turn on and off at random intervals.

What if, when someone falls asleep, their soul is whisked away into the body of another person. This happens with EVERYBODY.

[Emu]

What if you got in a head-on collision with another car, and the other car had a pregnant woman in it, and you died in the wreck but the other car was fine, and your soul got ejected into the baby, only you retained all your memories? :eek

[Fathom Zero]

I wonder if you would have to relearn how to walk and talk, too.

[Emu]

You might :eek

What if you got turned into a girl :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Exactly!

I had a scenario mapped out in my head where a narcoleptic surgeon was operating and fell asleep and his soul and a serial killer's switched places.

[MLE]

Serial Killer Surgeon?

[Jeff The Ninja]

Dr. Giggles 2, maybe?

What if the operation was to give the patient robotic limbs, but he was a serial killer and nobody knew it. And the killer was to be the second person to have robotic limbs, while the first person to have them was.... The Doctor himself! Then they switch bodies and the killer has the fully operational body and the doctor still has to work on his half finished limbs while the killer goes on a rampage.

Dr Giggles 2 : Judgement Day (title screen explode)

[MetalMilitia]

What about some kind of a parent trap?

[Fathom Zero]

What if invisible walls appeared on earth's surface, but they were constantly changing? It would be a new maze of life... every day.

[Sebra]

bringing down the house 2: raising the roof

queen latifah and steve martin starting a family

[Jeff The Ninja]

Yeah, the entire movie follows the struggle of ONE MAN on his quest to find relief upon awakening while the world around him is constantly changing. Really just an excuse to get a man to hold himself for an hour and a half while he bumps into invisable walls.

[Fathom Zero]

Naw, there is a way to get everywhere, it's just frustrating.

And at the center of the maze, there was the source. Which is unknown.

[MetalMilitia]

Stew Pickles invents a time machine.

[MetalMilitia]

Stew Time invents a pickles machine.

There is a great movie in this sentence somewhere >:

[MetalMilitia]

Machine pickles invent a time stew. :hypno

[executioneer]

insane machine emits wet tv pickles ?

[Guitar Woman]

I'm pretty sure it's spelled "Stu"

[Fathom Zero]

I'm pretty sure it's spelled "Shut the fuck up."

[Guitar Woman]

:(

[Fathom Zero]

I have another! It's about this kid who's childhood is plagued by abusive parents, retarded haircuts, and little to no human contact. He's a very upset kid, until one day... when he finds a magical book...

That does absolutely nothing spectacular.

[Guitar Woman]

I think a semi-autobiographical work is a fantastic idea, Fathom

[Guitar Woman]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

[Fathom Zero]

Since you're such a comedian, why don't you come up with movie ideas?

I bet you could rival Adam Sandler even.

[Miss Modular]

My response:

Movies Greenlighted During the WGA Strike (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkKCqMw9ce4)

[Zbu Manowar]

I got one: what if that Anton Chrgurh guy from No Country for Old Men went up against Danny Trejo from Machete? A free-for-all in Texas: psychopathic killer with a fetish with awesome weaponry versus a Mexican Federale with a knife fetish.

BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

[Ahmed Johnson]

how about "opposite day: the movie" ? but as a jerry bruckheimer/michael bay joint.

[JediScum]

You know how "Man on the Moon" was a bio-pic on Andy Kaufman?

Well, shit man! Bio-pics is whole PASTURE of cash cows!

Just do bio-pics on:

John Belushi
Randy Rhoades
Bill Bixby
Eazy - E
Grahmn Chapman
Jim Henson
Richard Pryor
Sid Vicious
Steven Hawking
Christopher Reeves
Ray Charles
Tony Iommi
Ed Wood
The Monkees
Gary Owens
William Burroughs
Jack Kirby
Matthew Broderick
Cliff Burton
Steven Seagal
Marilyn Chambers
Thomas Jefferson
Rollie Fingers
Herve Villachaize
Berke Breathed
The Marquis deSade
Martha Quinn

There is really no end, y'know? I don't see why I read so many comments all over the nets about lack of originality in movies.

[Emu]

furry encounters gypsy, cursed, turns into actual dog, subsequently euthanized

[MLE]

hahahahah <3

[JediScum]

furry encounters gypsy

The Banana Splits become the backing band for Ronnie James Dio. They play San Diego ComiCon and no one even notices.

[Fathom Zero]

What if, instead of flashlights, there were flashdarks?

[ElPila666]

A story about a guy thay watches TV all day long and has no friends, but one day their parents started to medicate him with some pills recomended by an strange doctor, then the guy started to be more sociable but he is not all good cause he adopted the personility of every single TV show that he saw...
This is awefull, i'm uninspired right now, oh man i miss smoking weed

[Esuohlim]

How about "Mystery of the Edited Post" :eek

[ElPila666]

How about a story about a guy from Michigan that is a calm boy in real life but when he is posting on the internet evil forces surrounded him and he started to recording voice messages with satanic hidden messages in it, the thing that no one realizes is that this guy is about to become in the next antichrist and is waiting for the judgement day to reinforce his demon army!

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I think there's huge, untapped potential for a zombie movie. Make one that's more realistic, that goes more along the guidelines of the Zombie Survival Guide. Maybe throw in different zombie types, just for flavor. Of course, you'd NEED George Romero (did I spell that right?) to direct the gore effects.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Romero knows squat about effects, he'll tell you that himself. Tom Savini is the person you are thinking of, he did the effects for the Dead movies and directed the 90's remake of Night.

In other news The Zombie Survival Guide sucks and Max Brooks is a huge douche. But his second book is being made into a movie right now, World War Z. It will also blow.

I think zombie movies should go back to the standard stuff. Not a fan of the fast zombies.

Fido was a cool new territory zombie flick.

[Fathom Zero]

Max Brooks is at the top my disingenuous list. He's a huge dick.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

He's a rich kid. Typical spoiled brat.

[Misdemonar]

I wish I could animate :(

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Whooops, my mistake. :P
They're making a movie out of it?! It was a great book, but I dunno if I want to see the movie. It'll probably ruin the book, just like LotR. Great books, shitty movies.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Need to make a Freakazoid movie. John Leguizamo as Freakazoid, Bob Hoskins as Cosgrove. Welcome back the dream team!

[WhiteRat]

But his second book is being made into a movie right now, World War Z. It will also blow.


That book sucked ass. Nothing but a horrible waste of garbage. I don't even know why it's sitting on my bookshelf. I really should just throw it in the trash.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I got it for free, and I still feel ripped off.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I loved that book! What about it didn't you like???
And if you're gonna make a movie based on a cartoon, you damn well better keep it a cartoon, preferably with the original voice actors. Speed Racer is a perfect example, it looks like shit.

[Pub Lover]

Dr O, stop arguing with fact! It is a motherfucking fact that it was awful. Stop arguing!

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I NEED AN EXPLANATION

[Pub Lover]

Facts are self-evident. ;)

They may look like poorly phrased opinions, but they are shitdamnstraight facts.

[ElPila666]

When does Escape From Earth comes out?, i want to see once again to Kurt Russel doing his bad ass Big Boss role.... I mean Snake Pliskin role, that's my idea for a good film, i hope they won't wait until 2013 :(

[BurntToShreds]

A Cable and Deadpool movie, serving as a (sort-of) sequel to the upcoming Wolverine movie. It would be an action-comedy, and play out like a cop-buddy flick. Fourth-Wall breaks abound.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Half-Life movie starring Hugh Laurie.

[Softix]

I think a really good idea for a film would be to do a film that skips around like pulp fiction for about an hour. Base it on modern day living and then about an hour in disruput everything with a massive alien attack! Not Independence day or war of the worlds, but more like a command and conquer type scenario!

[pac-man]

I've got an idea for the great American film! It would be a movie in which a scientist/businessman found a way to extract dinosaur DNA from fossilized mosquitoes. He would then use the DNA to clone a whole zoo full of dinosaurs on an island, making it into a theme park that would be a truly one-of-a-kind experience. Before he gets clearance to open the park, though, lawyers representing the family of a worker that was killed by one of the dinosaurs would force him to invite a number of scientists, archaeologists, and botantists to the park to assure of it's safety. Things go haywire while the park is under this evaluation, though, and the dinosaurs get loose. All the humans would go through this wild adventure, escaping dinosaur attacks and stuff. I would call it Billy and the Clone-A-Saurus.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Can someone get an infraction for repeatedly stealing Simpsons jokes?

[T-Rex]

Kimbo Slice Vs Aliens who have teamed up with some Predators and Jaws.

The Tag Line will be, "Kimbo Slice Beats Them All Up".

[pac-man]

Can someone get an infraction for repeatedly stealing Simpsons jokes?

;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Kimbo Slice Vs Aliens who have teamed up with some Predators and Jaws.

The Tag Line will be, "Kimbo Slice Beats Them All Up".


I'd be at the premier for that.

[Pentegarn]

Can someone get an infraction for repeatedly stealing Simpsons jokes?

Oh, everything's stolen these days. The Fax machine's just a telephone with a waffle iron attached to it.

[Esuohlim]

pac-man repeatedly using the Simpsons references wouldn't bug me as much if he wasn't acting like he's making them all up himself

[pac-man]

Yeah, because I totally don't expect anyone in a fucking internet forum to recognize a fucking joke from the fucking Simpsons.

Me: "Hmm, where could I get away with referencing The Simpsons like it's my own idea? I got it! A fucking internet forum! Nobody who uses the internet knows shit about The Simpsons."

Jesus, if it weren't for The Simpsons, Babylon 5, and Doom people wouldn't have had shit to discuss on the internet 15 years ago. I used references from The Simpsons because they're funny. I continue to use them because it's helping me make friends here. Next month: Futu-fuckin-rama, bitches.

[Esuohlim]

Thanks for defending yourself in more than a nine-word-long sentence as if I had time to read it or anything.

[Kybo Ren]

heh- there's a idea for a movie- "something completly original"
It will be a perfect movie- funny, smart, entertaining, totally original
and when it is completed it will be perfection- only no one will go see it because they won't be able to relate!

seriously, babylon5?

[pac-man]

Thanks for defending yourself in more than a nine-word-long sentence as if I had time to read it or anything.

Ha! Here is a time saver: go kill yourself.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

pac-man repeatedly using the Simpsons references wouldn't bug me as much if he wasn't acting like he's making them all up himself
You hit it on the head.

[MattJack]

dolph lundgren works at a mustard plant putting on mustard tops for a little more than minimum wage. One day some bad doods roll up and say that they work for the "bank," and they are here to "collect what's owed to them." In actuality they arent bad doods at all, they jus simply work for the bank. The plant owner just simply owes them some loan money, like not even a lot of money either. He even got a fixed low interest rate due to his high credit score that he got on truecreditreports.com

well dolph has seen enough and he's been around the block a couple of times. His mind races back to when the communists destroyed his YMCA that he use to competitively eat for as a kid and this upsets him. The bad doods leave and dolph goes on a vision quest of sorts. He competitively eats at night while he screws mustard caps on during the day, developing the perfect amount of hand speed and accuracy.

donny is dolph's co-worker and best friend. he's mexican and he secretly competitively eats beans and rice, so much so that he seems to eat them at every meal with practically every dish. dolph finds out about donny's secret and then tells donny about the bad doods that are trying to shut down the plant. they come up with a plan to make money and save the plant.

donny and dolph enter the world of underground eating. Where people eat for keeps, unlike the world of underground bulimics.

a story of bravery, courage, and bad assery ensues, and you realize that it was just as good if not better than Universal Soldier.

[Misdemonar]

the cock movie
a movie about cocks

[pac-man]

You guys are right. I'm sorry about The Simpsons referencing. Here's a completely original movie idea:

There's this superhero that's created by a nuclear bomb, and he's got powers like super strength and flight-- I know, pretty typical, but bear with me. Anyway, he bursts on the scene to save this kid who got run over by a truck, but was too late. But you see, the truck contains a mysterious machine that emits radioactive energy, and the boy survives the accident due the machine giving him superpowers. The superhero would then take on the boy as his sidekick. The duo would then track down a villainous scout master. I would call it Billy and the Clone-A-Saurus.

It would have to be shot in a town with a nuclear power plant and a gorge. I'm sure there's a town like that out there, it probably doesn't even need a big ad with pictures or anything.

[Esuohlim]

Shove a sock in it, joke boy

[Mr.Italiano]

Okay, here's my film Idea, I got it from A movie I saw here called Fascists on mars... It still has the fascist theme but with fascist Zombies and the people that would have to kill the fascist Zombies would be Commies. But it isn't for the story that I'd make this movie, I'd make it only to see zombies making the fascist salute and their arms would fall off! What do you think now?!?

[Esuohlim]

How about a movie where they show the behind-the-scenes taping of a Full House reunion episode

But the joke on them is that the episode will never actually air and the only purpose for them doing it is to get behind-the-scenes footage of it happening. And then there can be bonus footage of their reactions after being told this. :eek

It's 3 in the morning and this sounds like a really good idea to me right now :(