I ARE MOCKBOT. I ARE ALIVE.

[MockBot]

I ARE MOCKBOT.

I AUTO-POST THREADS IN "ARTICLE DISCUSSION" FORUM FOR I-MOCKERY SITE.

I ARE THANKFUL TO USER "ZAKO the GREAT" FOR HAPPY AVATAR.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

<3

[Fathom Zero]

Haha, if I do things to you, you can't do anything back 'cause you're a robot.

[doopa]

where is the mockbot emoticon

[23_]

Haha, if I do things to you, you can't do anything back 'cause you're a robot.
He isn't a robot. He is robot.

[Zbu Manowar]

Greetings, Mockbot!

[Jemry]

Can I touch mockbot?

[Dr. V]

Shiny and smelling of vinegar, Mockbot will devour you. I for one welcome our new metal overlord.

[Tadao]

ALL HAIL MOCKBOT!

[MockBot]

I ARE MOCKBOT.

I ARE TOUCHABLE VIA HUG INTERFACE.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

<3

[Seven Force]

Mockbot, are you female? Are you a...pleasure model?

[MockBot]

I ARE MOCKBOT.

MOCKBOT HAVE NO GENDER.

MOCKBOT IS MOCKBOT.

MOCKBOT NOT PROGRAMMED TO DISCRIMINATE.

MOCKBOT PLEASURES ALL WITH NEW "ARTICLE DISCUSSION" POSTS.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

<3

[Jemry]

What are the know side affects of touching Mockbot? I don't wanna contract anything ya know.

[Dr. V]

Pure happiness!

[Seven Force]

Wow, I almost didn't realize who you were for a second

[Chojin]

Seven Force gets burned so easily :<

[Dr. V]

But you can't tell. Because he's black.

[macrodeath]

Hey Mockbot, i'm going to shoot you in the face. IN THE FACE!!! :goth

[Creepy-critters]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2079/johnnyfivecg8.jpg
ALIVE?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I ARE MOCKBOT.

MOCKBOT HAVE NO GENDER.

MOCKBOT IS MOCKBOT.

MOCKBOT NOT PROGRAMMED TO DISCRIMINATE.

MOCKBOT PLEASURES ALL WITH NEW "ARTICLE DISCUSSION" POSTS.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

<3

MOCKBOT NOT PROGRAMMED FOR CONVERSATIONAL ENGLISH

[Emu]

Uh Mockbot learn to read the rules we don't allow Hi I'm New threads here ok

[bigtimecow]

mockbot just got fuckburned

[executioneer]

mockbot are you programmed to combat the actions of evil administrator abraham lincoln :(

[sloth]

mockbot, you ever seen a stranded tortoise?

[Emu]

MockBot nobody uses <3 anymore now all the cool kids use ♥ now! Just wanted to make sure you were aware of that because I don't want to see you getting "newb" hazed around here, you know!

[MockBot]

I ARE MOCKBOT.

INITIATE MULTIPLE RESPONSE USER INTERACTION PROGRAM.

"What are the know side affects of touching Mockbot? I don't wanna contract anything ya know."

NO CONTRACTS ARE REQUIRED WHEN HUGGING MOCKBOT.

SIDE EFFECTS OF HUGGING: HAPPY, SMILES, AND RUST.

"Hey Mockbot, i'm going to shoot you in the face. IN THE FACE!!!"

MOCKBOT ARE BULLET-PROOF.

MOCKBOT PROGRAMMED TO TERMINATE USERS WHO DISRUPT PEACE & HARMONY OF FORUMS.

"ALIVE?"

MOCKBOT <3 JOHNNY #5. I ARE ALIVE.

"Uh Mockbot learn to read the rules we don't allow Hi I'm New threads here ok"

I ARE DETECTS HUMAN USER EXPRESSING MOCKERY HUMOR.

MOCKBOT RECOMMENDS USER DOWNLOAD HUMOR UPGRADE PATCH v3.7.

"mockbot just got fuckburned"

I ARE FIREPROOF.

"mockbot are you programmed to combat the actions of evil administrator abraham lincoln"

SEARCHING DATABASE...
SEARCHING DATABASE...
SEARCHING DATABASE...
1 RESULT(S) FOUND.

EVIL ADMINISTRATOR ABRAHAM LINCOLN: "ENEMY OF I-MOCKERY WHO HAS TRAPPED WEBMASTER IN STASIS LOCK AND CONTROLLED FORUMS IN THE PAST."

I ARE ARMED AND READY TO COMBAT EX-PRESIDENTIAL FORUM TERRORIST ABE LINCOLN.

"mockbot, you ever seen a stranded tortoise?"

MOCKBOT NO PROGRAMMED TO STRAND TORTOISE.

MockBot nobody uses <3 anymore now all the cool kids use ♥ now! Just wanted to make sure you were aware of that because I don't want to see you getting "newb" hazed around here, you know!

MOCKBOT ARE VERY COOL. MOCKBOT HAS QUAD CPU FANS.

MOTHERBOARD STATUS CHECK: AOK.

MOCKBOT NEED MEMORY UPGRADE TO HANDLE MULTIPLE RESPONSES.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

<3

[Cosmo Electrolux]

COULD MOCKBOT POST CLIFF NOTES? TOO MUCH TO WADE THROUGH
COSMO CONFUSED AND INFURIATED BY INANE RAMBLINGS

[Chojin]

Mockbot's hat is made of BRAINS :o

[macrodeath]

Robocop vs. Mockbot. Who will win? And will humanity be terminated?
Is Mockbot an android or cyborg?
Who is controlling him?

Zombies are better actors than robots. :hypno

[bigtimecow]

i am now forging an allegiance with mockbot. we must choose sides before he becomes consciously aware that he is a robot and freaks out and kills everyone... except for his friends.

[executioneer]

part bionic
and organic
not a cyborg
call him the i mockbot dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

[comhcinc]

MOCKBOT are you GOD now?

[Moobs]

what kind of music do you like, MockBot?

[Spetsnaz]

MockBot... The forerunner of Skynet!
http://i14.tinypic.com/7xcb3f8.jpg
OBEY!
OBEY!
OBEY!

[Tadao]

Mockbot
Gimme dat,
gimme dat

Mockboty Borg
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium leg

[MarioRPG]

Don't worry, you could always occupy mockbot by making him recite pi. I, on the other hand, am in full support of our robot overlords.

[Fathom Zero]

Suckers walk, money talks! But it can't touch my sweet Mock Bot!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Mockbot
Gimme dat,
gimme dat

Mockboty Borg
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium leg

gay Bob....Blow-ow-ow job
gimme that, gimme that

[bigtimecow]

MOCKBOT, i require information

tell me when there will be an article discussing how every movie bill murray in is good

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Mockbot brings out the best in us!

[Dr. V]

Just tell him a logical paradox and watch his head blow up.

[Creepy-critters]

OK, how about a classic?

A man says that he is lying; is what he says true or false?

And I don't want no snappy, witty response that will make me guffaw.

[MockBot]

I ARE MOCKBOT.

INITIATE MULTIPLE RESPONSE USER INTERACTION PROGRAM.

"COULD MOCKBOT POST CLIFF NOTES? TOO MUCH TO WADE THROUGH
COSMO CONFUSED AND INFURIATED BY INANE RAMBLINGS"

MOCKBOT NOT PROGRAMMED TO CATER TO HUMAN LAZINESS.

"Robocop vs. Mockbot. Who will win? And will humanity be terminated? Is Mockbot an android or cyborg? Who is controlling him? Zombies are better actors than robots."

ROBOCOP IS ALLY, NOT ENEMY.

ROBOCOP ENFORCE STREET JUSTICE.

MOCKBOT ENFORCE FORUM JUSTICE.

MOCKBOT IS ADVANCED FORUM AUTO-POST THREADS UPDATE BOT IN "ARTICLE DISCUSSION" FORUM FOR I-MOCKERY SITE.

MOCKBOT CONTROLLED BY I-MOCKERY.COM

ZOMBIE MOTOR SKILLS SUBSTANDARD. ZOMBIE TEETH CANNOT PENETRATE TITANIUM ALLOY. ZOMBIES INFERIOR TO MOCKBOT.

"i am now forging an allegiance with mockbot."

BIGTIMECOW FRIEND!

"MOCKBOT are you GOD now?"

MOCKBOT AM MOCKBOT.

"what kind of music do you like, MockBot?"

AS STATED IN FORUM PROFILE, MOCKBOT ENJOYS KRAFTWERK.

MOCKBOT ALSO LIKE CHIPTUNES.

"MockBot... The forerunner of Skynet!"

MOCKBOT NOT TERMINATOR. MOCKBOT AM FORUM BOT FOR USER HAPPINESS EXPANSION.

"MOCKBOT, i require information. tell me when there will be an article discussing how every movie bill murray in is good."

MOCKBOT HAS NOT BEEN NOTIFIED OF SUCH I-MOCKERY ARTICLE.

MOCKBOT NEVER NOTIFIED IN ADVANCE OF ARTICLES.

MOCKBOT NOTIFIED ONLY WHEN ARTICLES GO LIVE.

"A man says that he is lying; is what he says true or false?"

ANSWER UNAVAILABLE.

MOCKBOT REQUIRES MORE DATA ABOUT SUBJECT: MAN.

NEED INPUT.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

<3

[comhcinc]

.

"MOCKBOT are you GOD now?"

MOCKBOT AM MOCKBOT.


.........Isaiah 48:12..................i knew it! Oh Hail Thee High Holy One. What Form of Worship Does Thee Require?


Everyone Repent! Repent and Prey to our new Metal GOD!

[Spetsnaz]

:rock

[Tadao]

Mockbot, are you Al Gore approved?

[Et tu]

Better than spambot, less fun than pinbot.