attn: slew of zombie-themed posters

[Emu]

we've achieved our zombie quota for the year, please find your way to the exit

p.s. this does not include zomboid

[Guitar Woman]

What about arg_zombies

that dude's all right

[Moobs]

i don't get this forums obsession with the undead isn't that necrophelia or something ;(

[Zomboid]

I was all WTF MANG until I saw the PS :)

To answer your question, moobs, I've had this user name for about 8 years. I reeeeally loved romero's 'dead' series at the time (still do) and thought it was a cool name.

[Emu]

yeah he's ok

[Mockery]

I-Mockery actually has an ad in the latest issue of Girls & Corpses magazine.

:seriously

[Moobs]

ok lemme just google that

Girls & Corpses is sort of like Maxim Magazine meets Dawn Of The Dead.


...:|

[comhcinc]

it would be cool if one of them also posted like a zombie...........http://www.brains4zombies.com/

[Mockery]

Well considering the amount of Halloween, horror and zombiewalk-related stuff that takes place on the site, it's not really all that surprising that we'd have zombie fans registering accounts.

[executioneer]

it would be cool if one of them also posted like a zombie...........http://www.brains4zombies.com/

NO IT WOULDNT

[comhcinc]

brains, brains brain brain brain, brains, brian?

[Guitar Woman]

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

[comhcinc]

no.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

www.zombieportraits.com

[Nick]

It's bad if I actually thought this topic was going to be about posting Zombie movie posters, right?

[executioneer]

i kinda thought the same thing myself

[MLE]

See, but you're a NOOB.

[executioneer]

srsly though guys? its all well and good that you like zombies and all that and i mean we do too but if you start posting like you've got rotten brains in every thread it's gonna make a bad first impression

EDIT: OH MAN YOUR RIGHT :( sorry for overstepping my bounds!

[MLE]

THANKS FOR THE APOLOGY. I agree that zombie people should keep zombie loving to discussion in appropriate places and not EVERYWHERE because it's in their username, avatar, and sig.

[executioneer]

yeah you guys be careful or the mods might get out the "shotgun" and do some "headshots".

[MLE]

if you "know what i mean".

[mew barios]

my feelings :(

[Tadao]

Bad case of the dead. Hahahaha See now. Keeping it in there is perfect.

[Tadao]

Hippity hoppity hi hi every body! Pancake pancake WAFFLE!

[Guitar Woman]

what

[executioneer]

tadao i think if you are making fun of m. barios you might want to reconsider

[Spetsnaz]

We'll compromise. I'll change the avatar to something less zombieish...

God.. Fucking persecution everywhere you go... Movies... video games... Books... Whatever happend to Zombie Rights motherfucker?

[Tadao]

No. I seriouly think that is funny. And was pointing out that thats the perfect place to keep the theme humor instead of posting it like I did with my hippity post.

[executioneer]

oh srory! i dont mean to get all surly i just cant hep it sometimes

[Spetsnaz]

I think you need ritalin my friend...

[comhcinc]

We'll compromise. I'll change the avatar to something less zombieish...

God.. Fucking persecution everywhere you go... Movies... video games... Books... Whatever happend to Zombie Rights motherfucker?

zombie? i thought of your avatar as demon possessed.

[Spetsnaz]

It was. However, when people see Evil Dead, they think zombie.

On a totally different subject, the remake won't even have Ash.

[comhcinc]

what? no ash? wtf?

[Spetsnaz]

Raimi doesn't think anyone could live up to Campbell's standard.

[comhcinc]

okay i can accept that.

[Spetsnaz]

It'd be funny if he took advantage of Campbell's age and made an Evil Dead IV with Ash coming out of retirement to battle the hordes of the dead. And undead.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/3046/fuckyouguyspa2.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

See, this is the indication that something has gone wrong

[23_]

You guys don't mind vampires though, right?

...Right?

[Chojin]

We treat vampires like the very special and different individuals that they know they are.

[comhcinc]

notice there isn't a lot of werewolfs around any more?

[Emu]

I'm a werewolf.

[Tadao]

I'm a werebunny.

[executioneer]

do you guys like harry potter

[comhcinc]

I'm a werewolf.
so we got one
I'm a werebunny.
that's ummm. yeah i got nothing witty to say about that
do you guys like harry potter

no.

[Nick]

Just because it was mentioned I would also like to mention that the Evil Dead remake, which was to be funded by both Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi, has been canceled due to how the fan base reacted so negatively to the idea. The original idea Bruce and Sam had was to let someone else take a turn at making an Evil Dead movie, without Ash in it. I think it would have been interesting. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Mrnh?

[DeadKennedys]

Hippity hoppity hi hi every body! Pancake pancake WAFFLE!

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nick]

words Without the Jello Biafra, the DKs are really horrible. Why did they rape something awesome, why! :(

[Spetsnaz]

Just because it was mentioned I would also like to mention that the Evil Dead remake, which was to be funded by both Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi, has been canceled due to how the fan base reacted so negatively to the idea. The original idea Bruce and Sam had was to let someone else take a turn at making an Evil Dead movie, without Ash in it. I think it would have been interesting. :(


That sir, is a tragedy.

[Nick]

That sir, is a tragedy.
It may be, but Sam is trying to get in touch with his brother so he can write the screenplay to Evil Dead 4 with him. If that doesn't make your day, then you still have Bruce's new movie My Name Is Bruce coming out in the summer.
*Involves real life Bruce Campbell killing deadites in his hometown.

[Spetsnaz]

Yeah, I heard about all that. The My Name is Bruce thing anyway.

I heard they want to do another Bubba Ho-Tepesque movie.

[Zomboid]

omg shutup

[Spetsnaz]

Don't be hatin!

[MLE]

there's a movies forum for this shit! this topic is about HATING YOU GUYS so shut up prz.

[Spetsnaz]

Then why be surprised when we post in it if its about us in the first place?

[mew barios]

i was a little excited at first with all the new postsers but it turns out that dead people are crappy friends :<

[Tadao]

They have the worst forum skills I have ever seen.

[Tadao]

Excepting the ones who aren't talking because these fools are ruining it for all new sign ups.

[Chojin]

I have tried for years to figure out the magical formula that can explain to people 'don't be retarded, even though I realize this is the internet', but I'm pretty sure reading comprehension and stupidity are mutually exclusive skills.

[ItalianStereotype]

i was a little excited at first with all the new postsers but it turns out that dead people are crappy friends :<

not true, everyone loves mew!

[sloth]

Then why be surprised when we post in it if its about us in the first place?
well what you dont want to do when confronted by a thread bemoaning your lack of individuality is starting droning on about the very thing that made you so generic in the first place. to each other. idk maybe the whole zombie thing is some vaguely autistic way of dealing with social situations, to fill that void where a personality usually goes, but encylopaedic knowledge of bruce campbell's bowel habits isnt really up there with calculatingt prime numbers and recounting pi tbh so maybe you want to perhaps try carving your niche elsewhere?

[MLE]

4chan comes to mind. Or a zombie forum.

[Spetsnaz]

well what you dont want to do when confronted by a thread bemoaning your lack of individuality is starting droning on about the very thing that made you so generic in the first place. to each other. idk maybe the whole zombie thing is some vaguely autistic way of dealing with social situations, to fill that void where a personality usually goes, but encylopaedic knowledge of bruce campbell's bowel habits isnt really up there with calculatingt prime numbers and recounting pi tbh so maybe you want to perhaps try carving your niche elsewhere?

Did you know Bruce Campbell had a lushious, medium rare T-Bone steak for dinner last night?

[XMoltresX]

my fav zombie movie ever is from dusk til dawn by quention tarentino.