*screams in anguish*

[Jonathan Clement]

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY HAIR!!! FUCK! WHY DID I LET HER TALK ME INTO GETTING IT CUT?! I look like a fucking dork! Before I looked bad-ass! But now, I just look like some weak dork! FUCK!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/jonathanclement/WebCam_20080107_17571.jpg

[Pub Lover]

JC, it looks good. Learn to shave & you might even just be a fat kid.

[Tadao]

By "her" do you mean your gay little buddy?

[Pub Lover]

By 'her' he means his left hand. ;)

[Jonathan Clement]

Bah, I hate it... It doesn't look like a Warrior... That's the look I'm going for...

My mom, you gay shit!!!

[Pub Lover]

According to google 'Warriors' wear their hair long.

You heterosexual wanker!

[Jonathan Clement]

Still, I DESPISE this haircut! I can't even enjoy the first day of my new job because of it! :(

[Emu]

Now you just have the standard crosseyed Asperger's look.

Accept your fate, fatty.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

for real, we've tired of your shits. please do us a favor and go kill yourself, GOD- FUCKING NOW!!

[23_]

I think it looks cute.

[Tadao]

JC, I hope your mom puts her cigarettes out on your body while she gets donkey punched by the guy who is not your dad. How does that feel btw? Living with the guy who is not your dad who smokes in your house and fucks your mom?

[Pub Lover]

The correct pronoun is he... oh you only meant the hair? Tough luck, JC. Maybe Next Time!

[Tadao]

Do you feel her tits like you did with your grandma?

[Sam]

I don't think you really screamed in anguish, no matter how many asteriks you use to show actions over the internet message board super highway.

[Jonathan Clement]

I think it looks cute.

How does my avatar picture look?

[Tadao]

Jeez JC, she's to young for you. You like what.... 75 year olds?

[Pub Lover]

He also likes blue skined anime princesses. Very close to high school goths.

[Sam]

Um she wasn't a princess Pub, she was a SPACE RANGER :rolleyes

Please get your info correct.

[Qwarx]

I thought his fat ass always looked like a weak dork.

[Pub Lover]

Um she wasn't a princess Pub, she was a SPACE RANGER
She was a SPACE RANGER PRINCESS! :eek

[Jonathan Clement]

MIRA NOVA?! OO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol

[Sam]

OH SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT! :eek

WE ARE BOTH RIGHT! :eek

:eek

[Sam]

OH GOD NOW HE'S GOING TO START MASTERBATING. >:

GOOD JOB BRINGING THAT UP, PUB.

[23_]

How does my avatar picture look?
Actually I was talking about your avatar there.

I would say the problem in the first post wasn't your hair looking dorky, but your face looking purple. But with the way my avatar looks, I'm in no position to say a thing like that.

[Qwarx]

I thought he was gay for GW.

[MLE]

By the way, 23_, he used to be in love with this mira nova thing until he found out she was an internet cartoon pornstar (Rule 34 came along). He then disowned her!

[Jonathan Clement]

Actually I was talking about your avatar there.

I would say the problem in the first post wasn't your hair looking dorky, but your face looking purple. But with the way my avatar looks, I'm in no position to say a thing like that.

Oh, really? Well, I'm glad to hear that people think my normal hair looks cute! ^.^

[Sam]

^_^ KAWAIIII

[Qwarx]

Did you throw a temper tantrum in Sunday school in your youth because you wanted a calzone?

Because you look like someone who would do that.

[Jonathan Clement]

Calzone? Whazzat?

[Qwarx]

Oh you don't know what that is? nevermind.

Did you throw one over a Big Mac?

[Pub Lover]

Pizza Sandwich. You'd love them.

[Emu]

they're good

[Jonathan Clement]

No, I don't throw fits over food. Never did. Infact, I don't throw fits over anything.

[Pub Lover]

Really? Fits are quite light. You can at least pick them up, right?

[Sam]

I seem to recall fits being thrown.

[Jonathan Clement]

Cyber fits don't count.

[Pub Lover]

But Cyber girlfriends totally still count right?

RIGHT!?

[Tadao]

Video fits count.

[Sam]

ALL FITS COUNT. >:

[Jonathan Clement]

No, cyber girlfriends don't count.

[Qwarx]

Don't deny it.

Do you still run that one forum, btw?

[Pub Lover]

No, cyber girlfriends don't count.
Well, I'm just going to have to say you're wrong, Sir. :posh


DEAD WRONG! :triad

[Chojin]

Did you got SUPER SAIYAN on your barber, clement

[Jonathan Clement]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I WENT... ULTRA SAIYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ULTRA ULTRA ULTRA!!! ROLLING AROUND MY EYE-BALLS MADE OF FIRE!!!

[Nick]

http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2006_07_warriors1.jpg
Yep, you messed up big time.

[eggyolk]

i keep hoping the jonathan clement posting on this board is a character meant to amuse the rest of us in a style only clement himself could

[Qwarx]

I'd say he already is, eggyolk.

[Jonathan Clement]

Well, I'm being semi-serious here... But since the stuff I say amuses you... Why not?

[Qwarx]

NO! Don't humor us on purpose. I've seen your pathetic attempts at humor on your youtube videos. DON'T DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

[Neen]

Haircuts = interesting

[Jonathan Clement]

OH YEAH?! WELL I KNOW OF A SCALY WHO'S OBSESSED WITH DRAGONS!!! HE'D ROLL AROUND IN SHIT IF HE THOUGHT IT WAS FROM A DRAGON!!!:hypno

[Tadao]

I'm bored already.

[Spruce Moose]

Hay guys wut's goin on?

[eggyolk]

Well, I'm being semi-serious here... But since the stuff I say amuses you... Why not?

no no you got me wrong. if it was someone posing as you, then it would be amusing.

[AChimp]

This thread is made worse by the fact that no one's hair grows back. Ever.

[Chojin]

I remeber I threw a fit over a bad hair cut once. I was a prettier boy back then.

Also, John, you just look NORMAL now. I'm sure in a few months you can go back to looking like a creepy YouTube director so just sit tight

[Jonathan Clement]

Well, actually, I don't like my hair when it gets all frizzy, dry and stiff and looks like a friggin' mushroom. The way it looks in my avatar is how I like it. I also like it when it's long and I can part it and it's kind of limp, but still kind of stiff, and I can part it a certain way. I DON'T like when it starts getting really long in the back and starts curling upward. I like it kind of feminine, but not THAT feminine.

[Chojin]

You are not in any shape to look feminine.

Also, your hair in your avatar sucks.

[Jonathan Clement]

IT DOESN'T SUCK! IT'S CUTE!

[Chojin]

it's cute in the way that a kitten is cute after it's been shaved for its spaying.

and you are not a kitten. you are a 300 pound walrus of a boy. you should be aiming for "reasonable", not "cute".

[Chojin]

"What a cute fat anime nerd! I want to make that one my boyfriend!"

[Chojin]

"His asymmetrical haircut is making me hot! I hope he never washes it!"

[Pub Lover]

JC's avatar hair is cute in the "it's really cute that he can't afford to get a haircut. Oh yeah, I love those poor people, they are so cute!"

[Jonathan Clement]

What are you talking about, Chojin? I wash it! It would smell bad if I didn't.

[Pub Lover]

What do you smell like, JC? I'm interested. :)

[Jonathan Clement]

Well, usually green apples, since that's the kind of soap I bath with. And I've been using citrus shampoo, as well, so, that too.

[Qwarx]

sweat and pork rinds is my guess.

[Jonathan Clement]

Pork rinds? Bleck! I prefer stuff that contains carbs, like cheese nachos, bread, corn dogs, Subways, burgers, etc. I like meat, too, but not the fatty stuff. I LOOOOOOOVE MEAT, MRS. JOHNSON!!!!!!!!! *Imitates sex with fingers*

[Chojin]

JC, your hair is very obviously not washed in your avatar.

[Chojin]

take my thick, lustrious asian coat for example. now there's a man.

[Jonathan Clement]

You're actually right, Chojin. Before now, I didn't wash it much at all. But now, I wash it every day. I'm sure it would look good if I just kept it neat and clean.

And is that really you in your avatar? If it is, it looks good. It's not too short. Of course, I think it looks better on some than others. I also prefer to have kind of long sideburns.

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Moobs]

your face is weird

[Jonathan Clement]

Hey, Guitar woman! Since your here, I wanted to say that I like your hair. I think it looks good. Not trying to hit on you, just saying that I genuinely think it looks good. (Yes, I'm talking about your real life pic)

[Guitar Woman]

There are no pictures that show what my hair currently looks like. That pic of me you were creaming over is horrible, also.

[Jonathan Clement]

*puts glue in his mouth* I NEVA CWREAMED!!!

[Guitar Woman]

Did you start hanging out on Gaia or something? >:

[Jonathan Clement]

NO!!! I DIDN'T EAT ANY PASTE!!!!!!!! :)

[Grislygus]

Oh, man.


When I started working at the restaurant, there was this one kid there, called Jared. He was like, the dumbest, most unlikeable, socially clueless fat kid you'd ever seen. This one time, the cooks ran into the bathroom while he was taking a shit, shut off the lights and hurled loads and loads of wet toilet paper into the stall.

The cooks came back cackling, and he came back a few minutes later and was all like, "you guysh are dooshbags."







Just saying.

[Qwarx]

NO!!! I DIDN'T EAT ANY PASTE!!!!!!!! :)

What about your special "paste"?

[Jonathan Clement]

Oh, man.


When I started working at the restaurant, there was this one kid there, called Jared. He was like, the dumbest, most unlikeable, socially clueless fat kid you'd ever seen. This one time, the cooks ran into the bathroom while he was taking a shit, shut off the lights and hurled loads and loads of wet toilet paper into the stall.

The cooks came back cackling, and he came back a few minutes later and was all like, "you guysh are dooshbags."







Just saying.

I lol'd.

[MarioRPG]

I think JC is trying too hard to get made fun of now. He's just another internet meme.

[MLE]

my cat is an internet meme :<

[Guitar Woman]

LOL HOW DO I PLAYED WII

[MLE]

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/05/wii-kitty/#comments

[Sethomas]

Psssh, my DICK is an internet meme. In fact, before its wikipedia page was removed for copyright violation, its creator lost barnstars for contributing "original research".

[Cedar]

take my thick, lustrious asian coat for example. now there's a man.
:lol

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72og4wjzm58

[Cedar]

zeitgeist the album was better

[Guitar Woman]

I love the part where he complains about idiots ranting on youtube :<

[Esuohlim]

Haha you can tell he's reading this whole rant off of his computer screen, making sure to adjust his attitude at the appropriate times where he's marked "BE SURE TO GET ALL WORKED UP"

[Guitar Woman]

I've seen that three times and I'm still unsure why he suddenly gets enraged at the middle

[Moobs]

i don't like the way he keeps touching his face ;o

[Jonathan Clement]

I get mad because everybody is buying into these fucking conspiracy theories!

[Styled Executioner]

I'm sensing a lot of animosity in this thread.

[Chojin]

Jon is the only man that reads caps aloud the way they were meant to be read.

[eggyolk]

lol

[Qwarx]

For reals.

[The Girl Drink Drunk]

When you screamed, was it like that scene in Blade where they tortured that bloated vampire with the light beam thing?

[Et tu]

"oh nooooo!!!!! my precious hair."http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/juicejfs/smilies/boohoo.gif

Shave your head and let it grow back!

[Seven Force]

*screams in anguish*

*takes a killer dump*

[Jonathan Clement]

KILLER DUMP?! KILLER DUMP?!?!?!?!?! OO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[Tadao]

*grabs grandma's boob*

[Pub Lover]

Hey JC, how is your hair doing?

I'm sorry if you just posted a video telling us about your hair, but as you turned down my friend request I stopped subscribing to your channel.

[Jonathan Clement]

What friends request? Send it again and I'll accept it...

[Qwarx]

You should become friends with Spiritwise22. Your right up his friend alley.

[Pub Lover]

Thanks, but no thanks, JC. I only open that door once & you slammed it in my face.

[executioneer]

when i was reading this page i thought it was the caption your avatar game thread

and i almost wish it had been