EXCUSE ME?

[Sam]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?

SOMEONE IS VERY UNORIGINAL AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE I AM SEEKING LEGAL COUNCIL SO THAT I MAY PRESS CHARGES. >:

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/wtf.jpg

[Zomboid]

OH WHO CARES?!

[MLE]

he accused me, guys ;_;

[Tadao]

I'm sure you are not that innocent. After all... you hang out here.

[jamestehgayfurry]

oops i didnt realize there were gonna be other gay furries in this community!

[Zomboid]

:lol

[XMoltresX]

omg ppl like u r just suck

[XMoltresX]

sorry i mean the the other guy. Oh and sick*, lol being up late means i cant spell very good.

[jamestehgayfurry]

says you you have a pneguin goktu as your picture so dont say anything about me. anyway, i really like all kinds of anthro and otherkin stuff and i used to dream about what it would be like to live in a polkeball like a pokemon! PIKA PIKA!

[samtehgayfurry]

what?

[samtehgayfurry]

why do you have my name? :(

[Tadao]

or grammar use properly.

[XMoltresX]

says you you have a pneguin goktu as your picture so dont say anything about me. anyway, i really like all kinds of anthro and otherkin stuff and i used to dream about what it would be like to live in a polkeball like a pokemon! PIKA PIKA!
yah ok your really funny i get it. Maybe you should go get a life instead of masterbating to people in animal costumes. ppl like you should be shot.

tadao and if you mean me all i have to say is BAC OFF and mind your own business. i know that im new but you dont got to be a jerk ive been reading the site for 2 years now.

[jamestehgayfurry]

i like your pictur to tadao and i just want to find poeple who like animals and furry like me. i thought this would be a good place to make friends! samtehgayfurry we should start a club and the other sam can join to because he has your name!

[jamestehgayfurry]

hey xmoltresx you are just like me you like anime and furry so dont be so mad. you can join the sam club to if you want!

[XMoltresX]

I barely even watch anime anymore. i just thought the goku penguin was cool and kid of funny. I dont know what is wrong with you but i hope -RoG- bans you.

[Tadao]

you mean back off? Me no speak engrish

[samtehgayfurry]

hey sam, are you a boy or a girl?

[XMoltresX]

YES I MEAN BACK OFF IT WAS A TYPO AND FR SOMEONE WHO IS SO SMART U SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU MISPELT ENGLISH!! YEAH I GUESS YOUR NOT PERFECT AFTER ALL HUH? DIDNT THINK SO.

[samtehgayfurry]

hy guys, you should stop arguing :(

[MLE]

WTF guys >:

[jamestehgayfurry]

xmoltresx wats your favorite pokemon? i like charizard and i bet we can find something in common if we just try just like me and my good friend sam! right sam

[Sethomas]

What hath God wrought?

[samtehgayfurry]

i like evee!

[XMoltresX]

omg its just an effing name will you please grow up? you are the sick one who looks at furry porn. i dont even know who sam is so plase just shutup

[Tadao]

This kid amuses me. I hope he stays around. He's like a little ball of rage that types so fast that his pudgy little fingers hit all the wrong keys.

[samtehgayfurry]

hey, you can be a furry without looking at porn :(

[Tadao]

OMG SHU THE FUK UP! i HATE U. UR SO LAME!!11!!

[XMoltresX]

i hope your not talking about me and if you are you can just go f*^$ yourself. this is my second language and i think im going pretty good. at least im not rude and a a-hole to everyone.

if you dont mean me im sorry but this is just really annoying becase i just came here and already i am being treated bad.

[jamestehgayfurry]

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/sorrysam.jpg

[samtehgayfurry]

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/sorrysam.jpg

[Tadao]

i hope your not talking about me and if you are you can just go f*^$ yourself. this is my second language and i think im going pretty good. at least im not rude and a a-hole to everyone.

if you dont mean me im sorry but this is just really annoying becase i just came here and already i am being treated bad.

Yes, I do mean you and I will masturbate a little later on. Thanks! It is ok to type the word fuck. Don't hide behind symbols like @%!@%#. If you mean to say a bad word, go ahead and say it. You don't have to though. It is your choice.

If it is your 2nd language. Congrats! I only know English. You win this round! Dam you!!!!

Your first mistake was to instantly tell people they suck right off the bat. So you will get it right back. Go ahead and hate gays who dress up in animal costumes, because I all hate little know it all brats.

I would be glad to lay into you and make you cry, but I have not earned that here yet. So I'll let the vets do it to you if they wish.

[Sam]

Jesus fucking christ. >:

[Sethomas]

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/sorrysam.jpg

[MLE]

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/sorrysam.jpg
srsly <3

[XMoltresX]

Yes, I do mean you and I will masturbate a little later on. Thanks! It is ok to type the word fuck. Don't hide behind symbols like @%!@%#. If you mean to say a bad word, go ahead and say it. You don't have to though. It is your choice.

If it is your 2nd language. Congrats! I only know English. You win this round! Dam you!!!!

Your first mistake was to instantly tell people they suck right off the bat. So you will get it right back. Go ahead and hate gays who dress up in animal costumes, because I all hate little know it all brats.

I would be glad to lay into you and make you cry, but I have not earned that here yet. So I'll let the vets do it to you if they wish.
OK FIRST OFF I WASNT SURE ON THE RULES BUT IF WE CAN SWEAR I HAVE A GOOD ONE FOR YOU. FUCK YOUR MOM!! SHE IS SLUT AND SHE PROBABLY HATES YOU!!!!

SECONDE I JUST TOLD THEM THAT BECAUSE THOSE PPL ARE VERY SICK AND IW ANT THEM TO DIE! HOW DO I KNOW UR NOT 1?

LASTLY U COULDNT MAKE ME CRY EVER BECAUSE I AM NOT SCARED OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ESPECIALY NOT GIRLS SO FUCK YOU!!!!

i am sorry to everyone else fr swearing and causing a scene i just need to defend myself frm this jerk :( i just wanted to come and talk to cool people but i only see this jerks so far

[ItalianStereotype]

word

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/sorrysam.jpg

[XMoltresX]

italianstereopty can i ask u? what is your avatr from?

[Tadao]

I accept your apology.

[XMoltresX]

I AM NOT SORRY TO YOU JUS GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME THE SHIT ALONE!!!!!

[ItalianStereotype]

sorry son, I'm too hot for you!

no really i am

[Sam]

HE REALLY IS!

[XMoltresX]

omg is everyone here a faggit? i thought this was a comedy forum not a forum for a bunch of gays.

[Sethomas]

Quick, everyone (important) change your titles to "faggit".

[Tadao]

Hey guys! Let's oil wrestle! Who wants to jizz of my tounge??

[ItalianStereotype]

xmoltresx WHATS UR FAV YUGIOH CARD MINES EXODIA EXODIA ELIMINAAAAAAAAAATE

[XMoltresX]

MY FAV CARD IS THE ONE WHERE SHUTUP YOU FAGGIT HOW ABOUT YOU GO DOWN ON SOME WAITER BEHIND A MEXICAN RESTRAUNT YOU FUN LOVING FRUIT

I GUESS YOU'RE FAVORITE SHOW IS SAILOR MOON? YEAH I FIGURE AS MUCH

[Tadao]

Oops!!1! I thought I was posting on I-Cockery...

My bad.

[ItalianStereotype]

fuck, he's on to me

[Tadao]

He did call you fun loving though. I think he's flirting with you still.

[MetalMilitia]

FUCK YOUR MOM!! SHE IS SLUT AND SHE PROBABLY HATES YOU!!!!


Serious homo problems :tear

[terrva]

http://img.macrochan.org/W/B/WBOWX6HWNYFF7RD2XKQVE2UOKI3AJ3P3.jpeg

[Chojin]

guys I don't know about you but I can't understand a single thing Moltres is saying

[RaNkeri]

That's why they should take the pot away from middleschoolers

[Guitar Woman]

I weep openly every time Moltres posts.

Having him on ignore doesn't help much, because I still know he exists

[Tadao]

Funny how you were not around while he was here...

[Guitar Woman]

Dude, I was here in spirit.

[Sacks]

So does the new forum mean we just get to see trolls troll trolls forever?

[Chojin]

Funny how you were not around while he was here...

THERE'S A SPY AROUND HERE...

THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!

[Guitar Woman]

SPY'S SAPPAN MAH SENTRY

[XMoltresX]

i am glad that things have settled down since last night! i was super angry though lol. oh well rough patch i guess lol

[Tadao]

Fuck you fag

[XMoltresX]

i dont know why you keep trying to pick on me but i am just going to ignore it because i dont want to fight.

[MLE]

wimp

[MetalMilitia]

Who does this guy think he is.

[XMoltresX]

i am not trying to be mean i just wanted to come and talk to ppl and he attackrd me. i am not a wimp i am just not going to waist ppls time by wrecking topics here

[Grislygus]

All these fucking characters are ridiculous.

[Girlygus]

I agree.

[Grumpygus]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Girlygus]

Don't talk to me like that, Richard.

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[MLE]

:lol the boards haven't been this interesting in a long time!

[Grumpygus]

I thought I told to to wait in the goddam car, Agnes.

[Girlygus]

Don't swear!

[Grumpygus]

I can swear whenever the fuck I want to!

[Girlygus]

What happened to the man I used to love?

[MattJack]

lol @ gus

[Grislygus]

Guys, you're embarrassing me.

[Grumpygus]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP.

[Girlygus]

DON'T YOU DARE YELL AT HIM

[Grumpygus]

ALL OF YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP

[MLE]

:lol I imagine these new characters as gus's parents

[Grislygus]

Can't take you guys anywhere.

[Gravygus]

Hey guys!

[XMoltresX]

lol ok this guy made more than one account i take it? lol i didnt know we could do that. i should make xarticunox lol

[Grislygus]

Oh, what the fuck.

[Gravygus]

Dad, I'm here to take you home.

[Grumpygus]

The hell you are.

[Girlygus]

Richard, listen to him.

[XMoltresX]

LOL!!!!

[Grumpygus]

IF ANY OF YOU WERE IN MY WILL, I WOULD FUCKING WRITE YOU OUT RIGHT NOW

[Grislygus]

Like, seriously?

[Gravygus]

That's pretty uncool.

[MLE]

Wills are serious things, gus.

[Gravygus]

Who are you going to give it to?

[Grumpygus]

Nobody.

[Grislygus]

You can't do that!

[Gravygus]

Sup.

[Girlygus]

Richard, we can't take it with us.

[Grumpygus]

I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT

[Grislygus]

Yes, we see you, bobby.

[Grumpygus]

Or maybe I'll give it to charity.

[Girlygus]

Who's bobby?

[Grislygus]

Who the hell am I talking to

[Grumpygus]

SHUT UP

[Groovygus]

What the hell is going on in here

[Grislygus]

Okay, seriously, this is gay now. I'm leaving.

[Grumpygus]

Yeah, puss out. Just like with the Little Leagues.

[MLE]

:lol i thought you were bored!

[Girlygus]

Richard, shame on you.

[Gravygus]

Hey, bobby, What's up?

[Groovygus]

Nothin, really.

[MLE]

i love family arguments!

[Girlygus]

Wait, I thought YOU were Bobby?

[Grumpygus]

Who's Bobby?

[XMoltresX]

yes lol he should go away before it stops being funny and he fuzzles out

[Groovygus]

I am, fuck.

[Gravygus]

I'm Bill




You don't remember my name?

[Girlygus]

Sorry, dear, it's just, with the valium and all...

[Grumpygus]

Yeah, the vodka has nothing to do with it.

[MattJack]

Where is Grandpagus when you need him?

[Girlygus]

I don't have a problem, Richard.

[Grumpygus]

The hell you don't.

[MattJack]

someone has to sort out this family fued

[Gravygus]

YOU'RE THE WORST MOTHER IN THE WORLD

[Groovygus]

Uhhhhh, yeah.... so, uh anyway-

[Girlygus]

You have no idea what I went through!

[Grumpygus]

Fifteen hundred bottles of vodka.

[Girlygus]

Shut up!

[Groovygus]

Like I was saying...

[Gravygus]

I hate you all.

[XMoltresX]

someone has to sort out this family fued
feud*

[Grumpygus]

YOU shut up.

[Groovygus]

Who's "you"?

[Gravygus]

I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE

[Groovygus]

Damn.

[Groovygus]

So this like, kinda sucks. I thought you were having a party.

[Girlygus]

What party?

[Qwarx]

Gus + Family = Hilarious

[Gravygus]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

[Grumpygus]

Ha! That's awesome.

[Girlygus]

Oh.

[Gravygus]

What do you mean "awesome?"

[Girlygus]

You see, honey...

[Grumpygus]

Hey, don't look at me. SHE forgot, I just didn't care.

[Groovygus]

Yeah, I'm outta here.

[gimpygus]

Guys, stop *couch* fighting.

[Grumpygus]

"*couch*"? You mean *cough*? You retarded little bastard.

[Girlygus]

Gimpy, you shouldn't be out of bed.

[gimpygus]

You woke me up with your yelling.

[gimpygus]

I'm dying.

[gimpygus]

Because I have ultracancer.

[Grumpygus]

Trust me, we know, Why do you think you're the only brat with life insurance?

[Girlygus]

I'll take him to bed, Richard.

[Grumpygus]

What bed? I told you to wait in the goddamn car.

[Girlygus]

None of this exists, Richard. One would think that you'd have the civility to throw me a fucking bone.

[Girlygus]

I'm leaving, Richard. And I'm taking the kids. Goodbye forever.

[Grumpygus]

Fine, whatever. Finally get some time to myself.

[Gravygus]

...


I'm still here, Dad.

[Grumpygus]

Nobody cares.

[Zomboid]

This is as funny as "Doogan"!

[Qwarx]

This needs to be a show or a comic or something. This is too good.

[Zomboid]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Doogan2.jpg

[Dr. Boogie]

Burned.

[Qwarx]

nice.

[Dr Doogie]

Did I hear mention of a burning? I am a doctor, you may want me to look at any such injuries.

[Dr. Loogie]

I have something in my throat :<

[Dr. Noogie]

*gives Dr. Doogie a noogie*

How do you like that smart guy?

[Dr Doogie]

Dear sirs, I have dealt enough in my life of bullying from those who find my ken too keen. I implore you to desist of the noogies not only for my genetic predisposition toward early-onset male pattern balding, but I worry I may suffer from encephalitis as things are. I know, all young doctors are hypochondriacs, but you gotta be smart about these things.

[Dr. Noogie]

A wise guy huh? Nyuck nyuck nyuck!

*gives Dr. Loogie a noogie*

[Dr. Loogie]

No, really! :x

[Dr Doogie]

Gimpygus, would you care to elaborate on this ultracancer? I've never heard of it honestly, and I have the entirety of Pharmacopia memorized!

[Dr. Noogie]

Why I'll take that ultracancer and noogie it right into remission!

*gives ultracancer a noogie*

[Dr. Boogie]

http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/count_von_count-1-720172.jpg

"One, two, three! Three bans!! Ah ah aha!"

[Zomboid]

:lol