Female Appriciation Thread

[Tadao]

I love females. All ages and all shapes and sizes. All colors and all styles.
I really like squeezing their warm soft bodies in the middle of the night and the way they smell after sex. Yay for females!

[Chojin]

:oneofthosedays

[Tadao]

i want to touch you there.

[MLE]

I agree with Tadao's original sentiments!

[Spetsnaz]

I love females. All ages and all shapes and sizes. All colors and all styles.
I really like squeezing their warm soft bodies in the middle of the night and the way they smell after sex. Yay for females!


You left out their cooking abilities.... Although granted, some lack this.

[Tadao]

I can cook, I need females for other things.

[executioneer]

ladies are terrifying! good job!

[Spetsnaz]

I can cook too. I prefer they do it though... Kinda like how I can also wash my car and do my laundry.

[Misdemonar]

ladies ladies ladiesssssss

[Dr. Boogie]

B-B-Body Shop and the Marble Arch!

[Sam]

Last night I had a dream that I posted something terrible in this thread, but now i can't remember what it was. :(

[Jeanette X]

I love females. All ages and all shapes and sizes. All colors and all styles.
I really like squeezing their warm soft bodies in the middle of the night and the way they smell after sex. Yay for females!

Why thank you. :)

[Tadao]

No, thank you! I had carnal knowing of a female today. I really appreciate it.

Yay!

[Cedar]

Girls are indeed awesome.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

they're alright... :|

[Sethomas]

Among things that can be fucked, girls are pretty swell.

[Spetsnaz]

Among things that can be fucked,

Like that fleshlight, eh?

[sloth]

congratulations spetsnaz, i can see that like your namesake you are ruthlessly efficient at killing things

females are ok in my book, they're fun to play with and they come with more accessories but sometimes their genetic predisposition towards madness and circuitous communication confounds and perplexes me. ive made leaps and bounds by looking them directly in the eye, nodding and smiling a lot but you can only do so much you know? i might have considered becoming an ambisexualist but men are just too ugly naked. its a tough old world!

[executioneer]

EDIT: WILLIE YOU NEED TO STOP EDITING YOUR POSTS JESUS CHRIST

[Pub Lover]

I request you get your edit button revoked. >:

[Tadao]

I like girls edit buttons.

[Schimid]

I edited a girl's button once.

:oneofthosedays

[executioneer]

I request you get your edit button revoked. >:

IM SORRY BUT WHEN I SCREW UP INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR SOMEOEN ELSE TO POINT IT OUT AND HAVE A BORING DISCUSSION I PERFER TO JUST RETRACT MY STATEMENT

[Guitar Woman]

That is my exact philosophy, I don't get to have an edit button.

[Guitar Woman]

Also, I'd like girls if I was able to meet some in real life that didn't annoy and enrage me with every terrible aspect of their personalities!

[Vanhelm13]

I know women's uses and they are few:
1) Cooking
2) Kids
3) Blowjobs
4) Punching bags

[Tadao]

Hahahahaha OMG! That is the funniest shit I have seen in a very long time. Vanhelm13 is the master of wit and sarcasm!

[Guitar Woman]

offensive jokes aside, am I the only one who doesn't like the Jessica Alba permatan look all the ladies are sporting today

it is ugly

[Tadao]

Don't know what you speak of. Can you post a pic?

[Guitar Woman]

It's when girls slather on make up or do something else to look tanned. Jessica Alba has basically the same skin tone, so I used her for comparison.

EVERY girl in my town does this, I don't like it.

[Dr. Boogie]

http://shell.reverse.net/~sil/vista/ganguro-girl-phone.jpg

[Tadao]

Oh, the pale lipstick and stuff like that. I like that. Which is weird because clowns creep me the fuck out.

[Guitar Woman]

also cell phones might be the most annoying invention in HISTORY

I never got one and don't plan to

[Sam]

ALSO I HATE STAIRS WHAT A DUMB INVENTION

I PLAN TO NEVER HAVE STAIRS JUST A FYI

[Guitar Woman]

Cell phones make you look STUPID >:

[MLE]

i think not having one makes you look more stupid.

[Sam]

STAIRS MAKE PEOPLE LOOK SO RETARDED

[Tadao]

Pay phones make you look real lame.

[Tadao]

I think I'd like to appreciate
Chelsea Clinton (http://www.zpub.com/un/Chelsea.html)
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/28/chelsea29107_wideweb__470x390,0.jpg

[Vanhelm13]

offensive jokes aside, am I the only one who doesn't like the Jessica Alba permatan look all the ladies are sporting today

it is ugly

You are not alone. It's hideous.

[WhiteRat]

Appreciate this!

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/472578960_0f5b83622b.jpg
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/665-333.jpg

[Tadao]

Ok, thread closed in
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[Esuohlim]

LORI

LOUGHLIN

http://shrani.si/files/loriloughl1402j.jpg

[MLE]

Jesse! >:

[MattJack]

I could appreciate both of those women, simultaneously.