Spirit talks from the other side to this side

[Spiritwise22]

I was not born to this side of the world, but was taken from there by my mistress when she was born into this world. Oh, by the way I'm the dark side on my mistresss' face.

[Dixie]

You know, it doesn't take long to learn you shouldn't post on forums while shroomin.

[Dr. Boogie]

The world's spherical; it only has one side.

[Tadao]

I was not born too smart in this world, I was taken from there by child services when my mommy was whoring in this world. Oh, by the way I'm the dark stain on my daddies face.

__

[Spiritwise22]

Ok Ok, Read this or my mistress will be in trouble with everybody. I'm not to be annoyed or told to be a creep either, so you can be yourself if you want to.

[Dr. Boogie]

English isn't your first language, then?

[MarioRPG]

So, if we don't read it, your mistress gets in trouble?

[Tadao]

What?
Do......

You......

Speak.........kkk....

The........

Engrish......?.......?

[Spiritwise22]

I can speak any language except my mistress is not be killed or hurt in anyway. You see she is my link to this world only and she in having a way of the world with her.

[Tadao]

Noooooo....... you can't speak the english.

[Spiritwise22]

What about cryptic?

[Tadao]

more like loolser

[Spiritwise22]

I'm not to be erratic or not to be in the know, but you can't be your own way of reading this today.

[Dixie]

Is your mistress hawt?

[Tadao]

http://www.hccfl.edu/pollock/images/Dilbert.jpg

[Spiritwise22]

No she isn't hot with you, but she is married to Jesus Christ our lord as she says on youtube. She was born with a double so called cowlicks on top of her head and a natural line connecting them together, which means "Of Heaven and Earth"

[Dr. Boogie]

I'm not to be erratic or not to be in the know, but you can't be your own way of reading this today.

So do you post directly from your ESL class, or what?

[Tadao]

what happened to your cryptic talk? It was working so well.

[Dixie]

I've got a bunch of cowlicks too, but Jeebus had nothing to do with it. I hear it's a genetic thing, like flipper babies.

[Spiritwise22]

Ok, so now you know it's from a spirit not from a human or you might say from the other side of hell. You see fellas, I could be Satan that you are talking to.

[Dr. Boogie]

You see, I've got a little device in my head. It works like a barometer, but instead of measuring atmospheric pressure, it measures how tiresome something is, and as I read these posts where you can't even articulate your mystical babble, it goes up.

[Tadao]

Yes.. I guess it would take Satan a handfull of posts to make his presence known.

[Tadao]

So Satan, how long have you been trying to speak the engrish?

[Spiritwise22]

My mistress was eating her night meal. You are going to get a real treat if you want one. Would you like me to tell you a post before you post one only?

[Grislygus]

Dude, can you help me like, call me up a shoggoth, 'cause none of my shit's working. Thanks.

[Spiritwise22]

This is the answer to one of your posts on this page. Listen to me it's going to be in cryptic. The days are long and brittle, but don't worry about it because it came to me in a dream. The other cryptic is the way you can be so howled with that you can't be in your own skins. That means someone out there is being yelled at with his girlfriends' voice.

[Tadao]

Dude! I can read it now! I think it means my boyfriend is gonna go down on me for more than 5 minutes tonight!

[Dixie]

You see fellas, I could be Satan that you are talking to.

That would be AWESOME, but I somehow doubt it. :(

[Tadao]

Satan types in caps. Everyone knows that.

[Tadao]

I EAT BABIES AND SELL BADTZ MARU KEYCHAINS ON EBAY!!!!!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

your mistress is that idiot Gabby Ga Ga , isn't she?

[Spiritwise22]

That would be kinda nice to see me in words, but you can't listen to me and describe me to you or me to you again. That means your right in a way. I'm going against the ways of God, but you see my mistress wants me to talk to you, in a way I can't tell you about. She is a very special person to me and to Jesus because she is in both worlds so to speak.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

do you think she would lick my taint?

that would be special....

[Dr. Boogie]

What if I told you that Jesus actually commanded your mistress to lick Cosmo's taint? We have the transcript in another thread.

[Spiritwise22]

You do it first,then she will do it.

[Dixie]

Both worlds? Hermaphrodite or transsexual?

[Fathom Zero]

hahaha, Gabby Gaga is dead. :lol

[Chojin]

I'm going to go ahead and remove the youtube link from the sig. My guess is that it's someone trying to drive traffic to their youtube channel.

[Grislygus]

TIME IS CUBED

[Chojin]

WHICH SIDE IS THE WALRUS

MONKEY CHEESE PIE ECTOPLASM

[Dr. Boogie]

You do it first,then she will do it.

DO NOT QUESTION THE WILL OF OUR LORD!!!

[Chojin]

Just a pre-emptive to cosmic grandma - if the youtube link comes back, I'm banning you.

[Spiritwise22]

I'm sorry about posting the wrong thing on here.

[Chojin]

I wish more people would apologize like that to me.

Why can't you apologize like that, new people?

[Tadao]

no! apologize in cryptic! you owe him that much!

[Spiritwise22]

Get with it people, the party isn't over with, it's getting better with the boss around.

[Chojin]

parties usually do

especially the boss is a fondler

[Tadao]

lock?

[Chojin]

but how would we ever uncover the mysteries of the universe then

[Spiritwise22]

You just scraped my brain.

[Zomboid]

You people are too quick to demand a thread lock. That reminds me though, check out the -RoG- blog here on I-Mockery!

[sspadowsky]

I think this asshole and his mistress both need to be conveyed to the Land of Banned IP Addresses.

[Spiritwise22]

You think you are all right in shutting me down, now there is a count of votes. I think it will be left on. Maybe.

[Dr. Boogie]

BIG maybe.

And don't act like this is a good thread, zomboid.

[Zomboid]

Oh boogie. You are such a card.

[kahljorn]

I just wanted to mention that I only read the first three posts or so of this thread but I think that the spirit dude who made this thread is a d umb douche ok that's all

[Spiritwise22]

Yay, Zomboid. So for thinking outside the world instead of telling my mistress to get lost.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

okay, i just got out of the shower and my taint is all nice and clean...plus, I've had two glasses of brandy....
so, bring on the dead taint licker..

[Dixie]

okay, i just got out of the shower and my taint is all nice and clean...plus, I've had two glasses of brandy....
so, bring on the dead taint licker..

LOVELINE PLZ!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

no way, sweetheart...it stays in Blabber......

[Spiritwise22]

You asked for it, so here goes your ways with your taint. This is the way it goes, down to the ground not. You are a you know what with that thing connected with your brain disconnected with your ways of doings too.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

once more, in English this time.....

[Spiritwise22]

To the vacuum cleaner called Cosmo Electrolux. Thank you for not telling me about my way of writing to you.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

yeah, to the douchbag called Spiritwise, my taint still hasn't been properly licked by your mistress....motherfucker.

[Spiritwise22]

This isn't the way to the forum by way of swearing and throwing a tantrum at your own words.

[Qwarx]

This is hilarious. I bet Spiritwise writes fanfics or some bullshit.

[Madman914]

Did you know that Buddha has a ghost mind in your cereal it sees that of the dutch and the one called basketballman.

[Qwarx]

I still think JC is funnier than this idiot.

[Tadao]

Should have locked it when I said :/

[Dr. Boogie]

It just makes me so sad, you know. *sniff* To think that poor spiritwise22 *sniffle* will never know a life outside of this thread. It's just tragic!

[Chojin]

We should hold a seance.

I will be the medium because that's my hat size.



Today is stolen joke day in baltimore.

[Tadao]

Balimore isn't that funny of a place.

[Chojin]

why do you think they need me

[Archduke Tips]

Lord Sludgingtons departs from the train station in Alibaster at 8:30pm. He buys coffee at 9:32pm. When does he meet up for sandwiches of the mistress? And for extra credit, exactly how much cubic feet of ham is used in the sandwich that Terrance Donaldson eats on Tuesdays?


(I hope that helps to clear up any confusions anyone is having about this thread.)

[Evil Robot]

Здравствулте!, Ниппели поворачиваются. Мои фекалии золотом, и живыми с vibrance. Мое только сожаление что я никогда не убивал человека. Я имею 2 ноги и am сделанных из сыра. Почему вы переводили это назад? Вы dissapointed теперь?

[executioneer]

thanks for this thread sw22

thanks a LOT

[Tadao]

This thread is so gay that I suggest it gets closed by force.

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/1/17/ftw128450862672883750.jpg

[Qwarx]

Spiritwise sounds like the name of a British butler ghost.

[Spiritwise22]

But alas I'm back from the dead side of town. Now listen wise to this, my mistress has to sleep and drive her self though life like you do too. The other person let talked in Cyrillic had a way of telling you to shove off too.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Well....I'm still waiting

[Spiritwise22]

Hey! Get your own mistress,Cosmo.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

no way, asshole...if your mistress won't lick my taint, then maybe you should.

[Spiritwise22]

I don't do that kind of thing,I don't have a body like you do so get lost with your way of thinking.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

this taint isn't going to lick itself, you otherworldly cocksucker. I demand satisfaction

[Spiritwise22]

Read my ways on this forum. This isn't the topic that I started so take your ways to another forum.So there. Get lost.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

bite my ass, ghost boy.

read my ways? what exactly is that supposed to mean? I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're a friend of KulturKraps, aren't you? At least from the same neighborhood...you both speak a kind of mutant hybrid pidgeon engrish...

[Spiritwise22]

I am a man. We all are on this side that talks to people on this side. How did you know I was a man so to speak. I know but you can tell people on this side about it if you want too. Everything that has been said or will be said has been told to the other side already so to speak by way of the Lord of the earth. That's all I can say about this meaning of this subject.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

great, you should have just said you were retarded instead of posting a metric assload of gibberish.

is that your fucking photograph????? Sweet mother of Jebus....

[Spiritwise22]

Just because my brain is different than almost everybody else's on earth it doesn't mean that I'm retarded. You see the other side of her face represents me on her face that is blackened out. And it looks better than your representation of your ego.

[Mintrude]

The level of insanity here just broke my brain.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

that's my fifth grade school picture, you insensitive bastard.

your particular type of brain can be found in any new age bookstore, usually stinking of patchuli and ass, covered in turquoise jewelry and sporting a grey ponytail and a receding hairline.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

wow...I must have struck a nerve. :\

[Spiritwise22]

Yes you did struck a nerve as you put it with me not her. You see I saw you in a dream last night, where you were singing the old lang signe where my heart went out to you for shutting the door on your brain. Now sypher this one out. You think you know my mistress so well to insult her that way.

[Evil Robot]

This nappy haired ho is just another one of Jixby's charecters.

[Spiritwise22]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSkwSjiSi08 This is Spiritwises' video. It shows me talking through my mistress to the public.

[executioneer]

spirit, some people hear it, some people fear it
spirit, some people just won't go near it

[Spiritwise22]

You are a good man Exectioneer, for you are a believer of the past and the future of the world long ago that took me to you and me to you now.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm sticking with the theory that you're a fucking retard....I'm sorry...that's just me....

EDIT: (after looking at video on youtube) GODDAMN!!!!!! You look like a a mongoloid grandma!!!!!! and make as much sense......jesus.....

[Spiritwise22]

Your a nice man to my mistress. You told it the way you saw it.My mistress doesn't wear makeup thats all. Your a nice man through.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

but does she take it IDB???? We want to know????

[Spiritwise22]

Tell me your name and I will tell you your ways on your ways with women.

[Dixie]

My vagina is bleeding.

[Tadao]

mine isnt :(

[Slick Willy]

Tell me your name and I will tell you your ways on your ways with women.

My name should be fairly apparent. Lay down your hedonistic voodoo on me, or suffer eternal EPIC FAIL!

[Dixie]

mine isnt :(
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

[Spiritwise22]

My mistress doesn't do voodoo. it comes natural to her to know things before it happens and people dieing before they do. You can be for yourself or for yourself that lives in the soul of tomorrows. This is the last one you will hear from Spiritwise22, because you don't understand the ways of the creeps in this way of typing a word or two.

[Tadao]

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

Oh Oh, spagehtiooos

[Tadao]

then sign off already fag

[Dixie]

Weeeee seeeeee youuuuuuuuuu spiiirrrrrriiiiiittttduuuuude

[Slick Willy]

My mistress doesn't do voodoo. it comes natural to her to know things before it happens and people dieing before they do. You can be for yourself or for yourself that lives in the soul of tomorrows. This is the last one you will hear from Spiritwise22, because you don't understand the ways of the creeps in this way of typing a word or two.

you see, we have a word for such experiences. Several, in fact. They are usually described as clairvoyance, extra sensory perception, or empathy. There are many accounts of glimpsing into the future. Hell, it even happens to me. So you can stop trying to make your 'mistress' sound like some sort of all knowing diviner, instead of the Kasumi love pillow in your closet of your mom's house, like she really is.
Thank you for your time.

[Tadao]

^this must be spirits new character. that make 2 fails.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I see dead people......:OMGWTFISEEGHOSTSMYMISTRESSMAKESMEEATH ERASSHOLE

[Cosmo Electrolux]

My mistress doesn't do voodoo. it comes natural to her to know things before it happens and people dieing before they do. You can be for yourself or for yourself that lives in the soul of tomorrows. This is the last one you will hear from Spiritwise22, because you don't understand the ways of the creeps in this way of typing a word or two.

do NOT fuck with the loas....that's where I draw the line, douchbag

[Blue Fox]

spirit, maybe you should use a better version of paint next time you express your mystical being by chopping a picture of some random old lady in half...

[Spiritwise22]

So, you want me to come back on to talk to me and make fun of the time you and me came into this world together. You should be able to cut a rug with me by now.

[Sacks]

I was a snake-eyed boy
And at the age of five
I made love to the howl of the wolves
With a dark haired girl
So if you wanna hear evil
Come a little bit close

[Spiritwise22]

But if you want me, I don't want you. For if you say so I can't stop loving you for cheating on me at the end.

[Sacks]

I've been loving you...
too long..
to stop now.
You were tired,
and wanted to be free.
MY LOVE HAS GROWN STRONGER,
AS YOU BECOME A HABIT TO ME.

Oh I've been loving you,
a little too long.
Don't wanna stop now.
Oh no...

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Spirit, you have way too much time. Maybe spend that time doing something more interesting? Just a suggestion. Like books. Books are good.

[Sacks]

You know Spirit and I had a really sensual thing going on and then you had to come and ruin everything. I'm coming down to Austin and I'm going to throw rocks at you.

[Spiritwise22]

Listen to me to all,stop making love to my ways of haunting you and maybe to my mistress.

[Sacks]

Baby I will never stop making love to your ways.

Shadows grow so long before my eyes
And they're moving across the page
Suddenly the day turns into night
Far away from the city
But don't hesitate ''cause your love just won't wait

Ooh baby I love your way (everyday)
I Wanna tell you I love your way

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Listen to me to all,stop making love to my ways of haunting you and maybe to my mistress.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Creepypasta
Here, have some inspiration.

[Sacks]

I swear to god dude you are like the hugest cock block.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I swear to god dude you are like the hugest cock block.

Yeahhhh I can't argue with that; my title even says full of crap.

[Spiritwise22]

You go to hell with me and I will let you have an inspiration with me in a way that you could not imagine. This is the beginning of the end of the world for us in this way of living and thinking of the end of the world,for my mistress is drawing me closer to her way of hell.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I found the stories retardedly interesting. Like something you could find in livejournal.

[Tadao]

Yeahhhh I can't argue with that; my title even says full of crap.

Fuck dude! I am so glad you are here. We need more street smart people like you!

[Spiritwise22]

Now as I was saying at all of you. You can eat me to the end, but don't tell me to eat your ways on the streets of hell.

[Pub Lover]

Perhaps order can be placed on words. Achieved communication can only be by consensus. Refusal of unity is hell on my goddamn eyes. :yoda

[Spiritwise22]

Yoda; Can't you just be one of the gang instead of being the boss all the time, because it takes all kinds of Spirits to be in the order.

[executioneer]

do you konw ramtha or jz knight

[Spiritwise22]

No. My mistress hasn't been in their realm. Why?

[Spiritwise22]

I know them, but you can say I know everybody on earth and in the galaxy and beyond.

[Seven Force]

what's going on in this here thread

[Spiritwise22]

This needle has an eye that sees all and tells none.

[Tadao]

You are so full of shit. First you say your gonna like Cosmo's taint, then you don't. Then you say we'll never hear from you again, then we do. Why the fuck should we listen to anything you say?

[Sethomas]

She dislikes Cosmo's taint, contrary to her previous expectations? I'm almost tempted to read this thread.

[Seven Force]

everyone is gonna like cosmos taint

[executioneer]

guys punctuation is important are we talking about "cosmos taint" or are we talking about "Cosmo's taint" because they might be different things

the TAINT OF THE COSMOS sounds awfully dramatic, like the name of a space battleship

[executioneer]

in fact i believe it is now my user title

[Qwarx]

First he talks about Jesus, now he talks about Hell.

What side are you on, man!?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm e-famous......

[Spiritwise22]

I don't understand why you guys is always after the taint of the world. You are in a awful state to be in love with a thing someone made up to get attention from other people. You are going to be in a pickle when I'm not to be heard from after again.

[Spiritwise22]

I'm on my side and my mistress is on his side with the ever lasting love for the souls on earth. Be careful not mention a so called Spiritwise22 because she is a he to you when I'm talking to you. But when she is talking to you she is a she by far only.

[Chojin]

HEY PIZANOS

[Emu]

It's like I'm seeing double!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

do you even know what a taint is? You claim to know the borders between the seen and unseen, but you're ignorant of the borders between the balls and the asshole.

[Seven Force]

Spirt you are somebodys unfunny alt

[Cosmo Electrolux]

that was my guess too....

[Dr. Octogonopus]

This is livejournal gold.

[Spiritwise22]

Maybe my family won't think its so funny.

[Spiritwise22]

How dare you do that to me. Everybody read this; no one is above him that changed my avatar. You are all in his power so beware.

[Spiritwise22]

There was no crime.
There was no time.
We laid him out in the middle of his mind.

[Chojin]

Maybe HE or SHE or WHATEVER changed your avatar.

Do not defy their will.

[Dixie]

I bet it was a ghost.

[Spiritwise22]

Is that what you want to be all alone on the threads?
god of all except our keyboards. Oh by the way I didn't mean to go down to your level.

[Spiritwise22]

The will is yours to keep, maybe you are fooling yourself.

[Dixie]

If you could read you'd see I'm already the god of Bullet Belt Planet, mister.

[Madman914]

hang on I think I have a translator:
Be not the one of all time, for the mistress searches for that which will and yet doesn't exist in this domain of fooling yourself.

[Spiritwise22]

Here Here

[Madman914]

Ha, jokes on you I basically just said you have breathe that smells of Cosmo's Taint.

[Spiritwise22]

I just had a fight with the Devil on this thread and now your accusing me of breathing.

[Spiritwise22]

Now you see me,now you don't.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I ate mexican food....now lick my taint..

[Madman914]

I'll translate that:
For within the mild sauce lie that of which your mistress must see fit to the licking of the world that is Cosmos' taint for without it is that of pure chaos.

[Spiritwise22]

You are all kind of fighting with your own brains. This boss of the threads won't leave me along,Taint.He changed my avatar without asking me two times to night.

[Dixie]

I like the new one alot.
Can we get a Mr Yuck sticker next?

[Spiritwise22]

Does the Boss God always touch us where our bathing suits cover us?

[Dixie]

Maybe not you, but I do what I can.

[Spiritwise22]

Thank you for the great advice.

[Spiritwise22]

My husband died fourteen years ago and I raised my son by myself. I had to stand up by myself and I found out I had to fight for my rights.

[Chojin]

Like the right to have a stupid avatar.

[Spiritwise22]

Now you listen to me and listen well. When I came on here with my mistress, you said to pick a avatar out to suit us.not you.

[Chojin]

I don't remember saying that at all.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

.... so seriously, are you a guy or a girl? You keep flipping all over the place, I swear.

[Chojin]

He's a guy, but he runs a 60 female nightelf mohawk on laughing skull.

[Spiritwise22]

Run but don't fall over your rights.
Run through your ways, but remember this you are to be this.

[Chojin]

as am are were quickly finished wasn't adverb noun noun adjective

[Spiritwise22]

This is the ways of the higher ways of the Spirit called the Devil of all, but you are an ass of a different kind so kick me off of your thread and get it over with.

[JediScum]

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his ass to talk?

His whole abdomen would move up and down, you dig, farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard.

This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell.

This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriloquist act.

Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called The Better Ole that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, "Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?" "Nah I had to go relieve myself."

After a while the ass started talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and start eating.

He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out that it wanted equal rights.

It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags... nobody loved it, and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth.

Finally it talked all the time day and night.

You could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him, "It's you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we don't need you around here any more. I can talk and eat AND shit!".

After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpoles tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body, you dig?

He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell.

So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous - except for the EYES, you dig? That's one thing the asshole COULDN'T do was see. It needed the eyes.

But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldnt give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT!

And there was no more feeling in them than a crab's eyes on the end of a stalk.

[Chojin]

if there was ever a thread that needed dilbert porn, this is it.

[Seven Force]

Well you banned the guy that had it, way to plan ahead there captain :rolleyes

[Magreaux]

Don't listen to these mugs spiritlady, they don't know a good deal when they see one. However I most certainly do! I am all manners of interested in this obscure religion of yours for, you see, I was brought up without ways and have been secretly thirsting/yearning/something for some manner of ways since childhood, but yours/your mistress'/whoever's are the ways that seem more wayly than all other ways. I want to know these ways. I want to experience these ways. Let me know where to send my money and i'll send it, anything, just let me in on this fantastic secret of yours. I am totally serious. May the Devil of All be the Devil of Everyone But You and I.



PS - WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER

[Cosmo Electrolux]

so we're mugs now? I think Spirit's mug is full of taint juice....

[Spiritwise22]

Magreauz; You stink.

[Chojin]

Would your mistress approve of such language

I think she would make you wash your mouth out with soap, young man

[Tadao]

tainted soap

[Magreaux]

Come on lady; I aint got time for this "hard to get" bullshit. Get in while the getting is good >:

[Cosmo Electrolux]

oh, my...getting a little testy? Must be that time of the month in the netherworld....

[Spiritwise22]

No to all of you. You are all tainted by your God not telling you about yourselves not wanting to love yourselves in this world.

Magreaux; You stink because I can't tell you nothing about the hear after to make you quite rich, but you can manage without it quite well.

[Tadao]

it's the here after, not the hear after. you can't even spell were you exist? you are weak.

[Spiritwise22]

My mistress made a mistake with her spelling bees too.

[Tadao]

I bet your mistress has a gay website too.

[Spiritwise22]

My mistress has a gay nothing to you or to anybody else. You can see her on YouTube as GayFuckingSpammer2002.

[Tadao]

This is Spiritwises' video. It shows me talking through my mistress to the public.

Just a pre-emptive to cosmic grandma - if the youtube link comes back, I'm banning you.

ban?

[Tadao]

kidding

[Magreaux]

Stop being obtuse and give me some of these astral secrets, god damn it!

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Damn, man, you got a bite! take it while you can get it, spirit!

[Chojin]

That's... that's quite a Youtube name, Spiritwise.

[Spiritwise22]

This is the Spirit talking to you. You all our in danger of being banned from your heaven if you want to I'll tell you a little bit about the universe. You are in a way of doing your own way of doing things for yourself by not looking over your shoulders. That means you are going to be in trouble if one of the meteorites hits this planet in the future.

[Madman914]

Let me ask you a question Spiritwise, you must answer truthfully. Yes or no,Will the next word you post be no?

[Spiritwise22]

Maybe yes or maybe no, what do you think of that?

[Madman914]

I said Yes or No, not maybe yes or maybe no. Fool, what is your answer?

[Spiritwise22]

You said yes or no not your question to me. Spam it.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

this is the longest that a spammer has ever hung around.
I wish it were more interesting...and could speak english

[Spiritwise22]

Ah! Were loved kinda. Sorry for the trembling of your hands as you unspam my mistresss' thread.Mr.Chojin.

[Qwarx]

I'm on my side and my mistress is on his side with the ever lasting love for the souls on earth. Be careful not mention a so called Spiritwise22 because she is a he to you when I'm talking to you. But when she is talking to you she is a she by far only.

:confused:

[Spiritwise22]

Qwarx; Sometimes I say things backwards instead of forwards. Great work on finding a way of the Spirits of the other sides.

[Qwarx]

It makes even less sense when it's backwards.

[Pub Lover]

Spiritwise22, what difference is there between 'Cyberspace' & the 'Spirit World' in your opinion?

Because this place scares me more than any damned ghost.

[Spiritwise22]

There is no way that you would understand the Spirit World and your kind of ways on earth. Beware of the ways of the Spirit World because sometimes they can be very angry at the people on earth.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

For an all-knowing entity, you sure suck at english.

[Pub Lover]

Dude, I totally know all about the spirit world, I'm a major kick-ass psychic & I totally beat up ghosts & demons all the time with my buddy Jesus, so shut up you don't know what you're talking about. Like, Seriously!

[Spiritwise22]

You see Dr. Octogonopus, I'm not to good with my way of talking with humans if I don't want to.

[Magreaux]

if you want to I'll tell you a little bit about the universe.

Alright, how many more times do I have to ask for an astral secret before I get a fucking astral secret?

[Dr. Octogonopus]

How did you get past the registration form?

[Spiritwise22]

Magreaux, you are getting on my ways of not letting you know how to ask about the ways of the hind ways of your kind of knowing things. You will be in trouble with your God if I tell you to much about this kind of ways. This is the only thing that I can tell you about, you are in trouble with your girlfriend when I tell something like this I get a thank you from you.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Why do you assume everybody has a god and/or religion? Nobody has said anything about their beliefs.

[Madman914]

So you're telling me that in this spirit world that in questioning that you are in fact a person and that your mistress is real and seeing that all things in your world are questioned would it not be possible that you think that you exist therefore you do but yet you say that you do not exist in that world and the fact that quiznos has a deal on 2 dollar sandwiches that claim to have only 200 calories and the very true fact that you are telling me that people still shop at k-mart which further proves this undisputed fact that will be questioned in your world so I will ask you this fact so that it appears as a question in our world which seems to not be capable of mockery and such that you claim to have in your world that is capable of things such as true omnipotence so wouldn't this very long run-on sentence that WILL in fact piss other forum members off branding me as always a noob in fact mean that you cease to, and never did exist?

[Spiritwise22]

Madman914. you think you know how to do cryptic writing? Well you may know how to do it by human form but this is the way to do it Spirit form.

[Magreaux]

Holy shit I have a girlfriend?! :eek

Where is she? On the ethereal plane? Is that why i'm in trouble, because I didn't level up enough to learn Ethereal Jaunt?

[Spiritwise22]

Dr. Octogonopus, You seem to forget this is about religion or something like it.

[executioneer]

cryptic writing
idk i liked countdown to extinction better :/

[Spiritwise22]

Magreaux, I guess I woke you up to the fact there is another way to talk to you.

[Spiritwise22]

executioneer, now it's your turn to be wowed for some reasons or another. You have to be on your toes to be with your mother in the future.

[Magreaux]

Baby, you could've just asked for my cell number.



Am I talking bout a phone or am I in prison?



Listen clean for this is the road to the mind of yours their prison phone here where your when is now. Take notice; all you fools for you're Parole officer is angry with Him.

[kahljorn]

I bet you guys didn't know this but I make my LIVING as a spiritual medium!

[Spiritwise22]

Magreaux, your in prison in your cell phone and my mistress can't be your baby. My mistress is married to our Lord Jesus Christ. whom put a baby Jesus in her womb. Our Lord put is baby Jesus in her womb by crossing her in a middle of a wooden cross that was on television.

[Fathom Zero]

Cut the act or I'll hit you in your undoubtedly pock-marked and stupid face with a bat.

[Spiritwise22]

You think you know it all? Well you should be with your ways on tv too.

[Fathom Zero]

Yes, I do. I wish there was still a Mock Wars forum. :(

[Dixie]

....You all our in danger of being banned from your heaven ....
http://content2.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz1/1475/res2.jpg
I am banned from heaven?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I bet you guys didn't know this but I make my LIVING as a spiritual medium!

Do you really Kahl? Do tell! :)

[Qwarx]

Spiritwise, I'm going to point out that almost no one in this forum is Christian.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I still want to know whose retarded character this is.

[Spiritwise22]

You see fellas and ladies, there is an afterlife so watch what you do in this life.

[Chojin]

I think it's high time this thread moved on to the OTHER SIDE.

On account of it being the most boring atrocity that has ever been committed on these forums.

Spiritwise can take a month-long vision quest, too.