It's like my eyes are on fire

[BeatlesLover]

http://www.dingo-pictures.de/

A German company that makes 30-minute shameless Disney knockoffs.


The animation looks like, to quote some youtube comments on longer scenes than the previews they have up there, "It's like somebody took the Zelda CD-i games and made them into a movie."

I highly recommend checking out the "Aladin," "King of the Animals," and "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" previews. Some of this stuff may actually make you cry.

[Dixie]

But do they have sex?
This may be my favorite:
http://www.dingo-pictures.de/filme-de/dinos.htm

[mew barios]

so they did the animal soccer world movie. but how did it make the tremendous leap to budget ps2 game :o so many unanswered questions

[Dixie]

Oh the Germanity!

[Creepy-critters]

Disney genuinely frightens me.


Maybe it's the fact that Walt was a nazi

Maybe it's the fact that he had his brain frozen.

All I know is that a company founded by a man like THAT, must have some secrets behind closed doors

[executioneer]

that brain freezing thing is a urban legend and you know it

[Zbu Manowar]

Disney would frighten me if the core of their pathetic copyright extension bribing wasn't simply because they're afraid that someone turning Steamboat Willie into a porno would somehow ruin their business.

Come the fuck on. Any business that fragile deserves to die. Especially since they were having their asses handed to them by Pixar and haven't made a decent animated movie since they trumped up Aladdin and the Lion King so many pathetic years ago. The only thing Disney has is money and that can't last forever if they can't make a decent product.

[MattJack]

I've never been to Disney World :(

I want to see the magic

[Fathom Zero]

It's great if it's just you and your girl or someone else. No more than four people. EVER.

I'll never go with my entire family again.

[El Oh El]

I always liked six flags better

[MattJack]

I've never been to no Six Flags neither :(

[Creepy-critters]

"that brain freezing thing is a urban legend and you know it"

Snopes© A subsidiary of Walt Disney Enterprises

[executioneer]

lol w/e

[terrva]

Oh christ, do they really make money off this?

[Guitar Woman]

good god

[Emu]

The Aladin one is actually kind of catchy

[Neen]

I've never been to no Six Flags neither :(

How 'bout Bush Gardens?

It's like the Disney World of beer.

But THE best amusement park is Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. The best roller coaster collection in the world.

Back on topic: I could care less what happens to Disney; The shit they do to other people is deplorable.

[Seven Force]

Disney is owned by the Jew$ so good on these underdogs :lol

[mew barios]

if the whole aladin one is like that preview it'd totally be worth buying. doesn't look like they sell stuff to individuals though :<

[Sacks]

http://www.dingo-pictures.de/filme-de/camelot.htm

This is the best by far. Live action sequence, Gay Knight, AND a Peter Gunn Theme midi? Sign me up.

[Pentegarn]

The worst part about watching something like that is you can't unwatch it :P

[Durin]

To hell with Disney. Their Disney World doesn't support the extremely tall part of the population, thus preventing us from enjoying much of what they have to offer.

[Sacks]

How tall are you Durin? What weren't you able to experience?

[Chojin]

the daycare center.

[Durin]

How tall are you Durin? What weren't you able to experience?


6 foot 6, Space mountain. and some other things but thats the one that sticks out (the car is too small for my knees, the bar cant come down due to the way I have to sit).

[Tadao]

You must be this short to ride this ride.

[Mintrude]

The live-action bit with Merlin looked like a black metal video. German is such a harsh sounding language!

[Dr. V]

6 foot 6, Space mountain. and some other things but thats the one that sticks out (the car is too small for my knees, the bar cant come down due to the way I have to sit).

I'm 6' 3" and I just cross my legs. It's a tight fit but it works.

[Sacks]

I'm 6'5 and haven't been since I was 12. This makes me sad :<

[Tadao]

I heard space mountain is gone anyways.

[Durin]

I heard space mountain is gone anyways.


what. the. fuck.

why would they remove that? From what I remember, it was the most popular ride there.

[Tadao]

They are putting something else there. It's pretty outdated really.

[Sacks]

Tadao is a liar, a big fat liar.

[Tadao]

It's what I heard. Not saying it's true. It probably is though, that ride is not exciting anymore.

[BurntToShreds]

All this theme park talk is making me miss AstroWorld ;-;

[DuFresne]

If Goofy can ride space mountain, so can you! >:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c63/Rosenstern/SpaceMountain.jpg