Shaving

[Dixie]

How many of you shave your naughty bits?
Do you get all creative and make shapes with your pubes?
What's your hair removal procedure of choice?
Please share.

[umop apisdn]

I don't shave, but I do have pubic dreads.

[Dixie]

How did that come about?
Was it on purpose or are you just a furry summabitch?

[umop apisdn]

Well, I used to keep chewing gum in my pants to impress the ladies.

[Dixie]

I'm sure it made for good conversation, I hear hobos dig that kinda thing.

[MattJack]

IT'S A GARDEN LET IT GROW, GEEZE IM OLD SKOOL

[MattJack]

LOL J/J THAT SHIT IS GROSS BURN IT OFF WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS

[Dixie]

IT'S A GARDEN LET IT GROW, GEEZE IM OLD SKOOL
Most gardens that I know of need hedging and pest removal at one time or another.....

[Madman914]

Just the usual shape. Wizard sucker-punching a cyclops.

[Sethomas]

While I see the advantages of organic horticulture, I will only plant MY bulb in a garden treated with pesticide.

Anyways. In (on) a lady I like to see evidence that she doesn't suffer from a rare and deadly genetic condition that prevents her from growing pubic hair. Such a disease probably only exists in my imagination. I do like some essence of it being bien coiffée, though.

I like my own nether region to be hairy because I think it has a nice color to it. I do sometimes trim when I think it might go on display, but that has been lamentably infrequent as of late.

[HickMan]

I shave with a razor. I have a very steady hand

[Tadao]

I shave it down close, for the ladies lips.

[Zomboid]

I use my old beard trimmer on it to keep it short, and then I use a bic razor for my sac and lower shaft because those stray hairs are yucky :(

[executioneer]

i shave words into mine

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I use a trimmer to keep them nice and neat...

[Jeanette X]

I clip it on occasion, but I certainly am not going to shave it off. Women have it for the same reason they have eyelashes; to protect against bacteria. Besides, I get razor burn very easily. :x

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you know, they make lotions and ointments for that sort of thing....but in all honesty, I've never been a big fan of the "shaved" look...personal preference, I suppose. :\

[Tadao]

I like the slappy noises as shaved twat makes.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

i like picking hair out of my teeth >:

[Vanhelm13]

.....Puberty spikes......

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I played in a bar in chapel hill NC back in the 80's.....

[Jeanette X]

you know, they make lotions and ointments for that sort of thing....but in all honesty, I've never been a big fan of the "shaved" look...personal preference, I suppose. :\

Eh, I still get the burn no matter what I use. Just sensitive skin, I guess. Besides, the minute I slash any hair on my body, it starts to grow back almost instantly.

Not to mention the fact that the vulva would be one a hell of a place to have the razor slip... :x

[Cosmo Electrolux]

ouch....

[MLE]

Jeanette, THAT is whyI tried to avoid reading this thread.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

it's like a car wreck...you can't help but look

[sspadowsky]

Shaved chicks are the best thing to come along in the history of everything. Those hair removal doctors should offer their services to the womens for free.

[MarioRPG]

I remember some girls in my English class last year were talking about how they get it waxed (etc), and the teacher asked them from across the room what they were disrupting his class about. The blondest of them just told him straight with out missing a beat.
It threw both the teacher and myself off.

I mean, not that it was wrong or anything, but some of us were trying to learn about Frost, god.

[Tadao]

I have a porno that starts that way.

[Jeanette X]

Shaved chicks are the best thing to come along in the history of everything. Those hair removal doctors should offer their services to the womens for free.

Twist your penis into a balloon animal and maybe I'll consider it. >:

[Dixie]

http://www.tvtopten.com/images/nads.jpg

[Cosmo Electrolux]

will it remove hair from your nads?
what about your taint?

[Dr. Boogie]

Twist your penis into a balloon animal and maybe I'll consider it. >:

I saw her on Lounge Lizards years ago, but I can't remember her name.

[Dixie]

will it remove hair from your nads?
what about your taint?
You wouldn't want to use it on your nads, it's a home sugaring kit which is basically waxing.
Your taint however, yes, if you don't mind ripping out hair from that region.

I use Nad's. Seriously, I do.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

sounds painful.
my girlfriend has this vat of hot wax...she waxes her son's uni-brow with it.

[Tadao]

Why not use Nair?

[Dixie]

It's really not that painful since it's over fairly quickly.

Nair burns me. :(

[Tadao]

So.... don't put nair on balls. Noted!

[Chojin]

using nad's was in the top 10 most painful moments of my life :<

in the introductory dvd that comes with it they show this gay dude getting nad'ded and they rip it off and he's all 'oh, how pleasant' ;<

[Cosmo Electrolux]

should I ask what you nad'ed?

[Tadao]

hairy nipples? they tickle throats. no fun

[Dixie]

I did not get the dvd. I'm jealous.

It's not THAT bad, but it's not pleasant either.

[Zomboid]

I remember seeing an infomercial on tv for that when I was like 13 and my friends and I found it hilarious. I don't think I could ever use something like that on my crotch :(

[Chojin]

I tried to use it on my shoulders ;<

[sspadowsky]

I saw her on Lounge Lizards years ago, but I can't remember her name.

Maryellen Hooper. I respect her as a comic, but not as a shaved woman. 'Cause she's not one.

Jeannette, what's your favorite animal?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/beaver.jpg

[Jeanette X]

Maryellen Hooper. I respect her as a comic, but not as a shaved woman. 'Cause she's not one.

Jeannette, what's your favorite animal?

You know I love them all...

Except for ones like this:
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb25/catchyaonthaflipside_23/CAT.jpg

Not sexy.

[Tadao]

That pussy has a lot of miles on it!

[Sethomas]

From the book I'm reading:
"He did not have the look of a man who could please his mistress when he held her naked in his arms. For his beard was little more than the kind of fuzz that ladies have in certain places."

"It is easy to judge by the state of hay whether the pitchfork is any good."

"Lady, answer me without any deceit. Is there any hair between your legs?"
- "None at all."
"Indeed I do believe you, for grass does not grow on a well-beaten path."

From the poetry of Jean de Condé, ca. 1360.

I love history.

2003, a fine year for I-Mockery.

[sspadowsky]

That poor cat isn't shaved, he just lives really close to Chernobyl.

[Sethomas]

That idea makes me wish I'd gone further with that Ukrainian chick I dated.

[Tadao]

Which reminds me of tentacle sex.

[Fat_Hippo]

I never shave, 'cause I like that silky feel it gets when I wash it really thoroughly with shampoo, which is nice on...long lonely evenings, you know what I mean.:orgasm