predict the next crappy spoofs movie

[darkvare]

god thesse movies are coming like raindrops after the crappy "meet the spartans" and the awful "epic movie" is time to try to predict what is coming next my predictions are:
"nerd movie" with spoofs of movies like superbad and many other nerd movies
and of course the unavoidable sequels
what on your mind

[Madman914]

Get this it's a spoof movie about...spoof movies. It'll be called "Spoof Movie".

[Esuohlim]

How about one about Madman914 rofl

[darkvare]

that would be too "mad man" rofl

[Neen]

The Psychological Thiller Movie.

They'd cover stuff like SE7EN, Silence of the Lambs, and the like.

[Tadao]

I predict it will be whatever is considered a recent hit or blockbuster.

[Obscurus Lupa]

Japanese Horror Remade by Americans Movie

Jim Carrey is Totally a Serious Actor Movie

[darkvare]

Japanese Horror Remade by Americans Movie

Jim Carrey is Totally a Serious Actor Movie
he is so serious that he seriously sucks

[Tadao]

I'm sure the next one will have the candidates for the next U.S. president in it.

[executioneer]

EDIT: SOMEONE STEAL MY JOKE

[Zomboid]

omg you guys, how bout lol movie. LOL!!!

[JakeOfAllTrades]

I think Fantasy Movie will be next on the cards. Epic Movie had some Fantasy movie references but I bet they'll milk the magical lands genre some more.

[Hangie]

Get this it's a spoof movie about...spoof movies. It'll be called "Spoof Movie".



You like tottaly stole that from the soup, zomg.


Anyway I think its either gonna be college movie or something relating to all those urban dance movies.

[MetalMilitia]

Surely Action Movie :/

[Fathom Zero]

Robin Hood.

[Obscurus Lupa]

Penguins Are the Funniest Thing Ever Movie.

Oh, and "This is another Crime Scene Investigation/Doctor TV Show Movie"

[Madman914]

Remake movie.

[Nick]

Meet the Spartans is Epic Movie 2.

[Madman914]

touche

[Girl Drink Drunk]

CG Movie?

[Fathom Zero]

A Kid in King Arthur's Court

[stitchfan626]

what about " side scrolling fighter video game movie"? it would use every cliche seen in final fight and streets of rage

[Fathom Zero]

Dr. No

[Zomboid]

I laughed but then realized you probably weren't shutting down his idea.

[Sacks]

Superhero Movie.

[Sethomas]

Stupid Movie.

[Sacks]

Donate For Our Zombie Movie

[executioneer]

zombie movie probably isn't far off :/

[Sam]

Donate For Our Zombie Movie

I WAS GOING TO SAY "I-MOCKERY ZOMBIE MOVIE" >:

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I laughed but then realized you probably weren't shutting down his idea.
What are you going on about !?!?
Of course it would be perfectly logical to make a spoof movie based on a video game sub-genre that hasn't been relevant since the early 90's!

[Fathom Zero]

I laughed but then realized you probably weren't shutting down his idea.

I can shut you down, Computer Man.

[Angryhydralisk]

FUNNY MOVIE.

The hilarious part? It's totally 100% serious and not funny at all!

LAFFS :lol

[Miss Modular]

"Indie Movie"

Mark my words. They'll spoof Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, Garden State, etc. Carmen Electra will play the Juno character. And it will be SHIT.

Speaking of which, I watched Epic Movie last night (for research). Not as inane as I thought it would be, but not funny, either.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Farelly Movie

[Pub Lover]

A montage of Budweiser commercials on infinite loop.

[stitchfan626]

got another one: Youtube Poop Movie. it's practically 90 minutes of the mario bros making repetitive jokes and mama luigi hoping that the princess makes lots of spaghetti while other things happen (such as link being bored)

[El Oh El]

video game movie

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Stitchfan Movie

[Fathom Zero]

Mr. Accident

[WhiteRat]

George Lopez Eating His Own Feces Off Cameron Manheim's Buxom Bust Movie

[JediScum]

"Smurf the Movie"

Plot Device - the mushrooms they live in unleash certain characteristics in each smurf when eaten. kinda of like a Smurf puberty. one smurf (brainy), accidentally trips and eats wall. He then becomes like the Leader in Hulk Comic fame. it is later learned that Smurfette only became female after she ate wall as a toddler smurf of 37 years.

Brainy figures this out, also figuring that wall eating is what empowered Papa and Grampy Smurf before him. So in a mad Nazi lust for power, Brainy force feeds smurfs mushroom wall. Mutations arise with horrific and slapstick results. Factions arise and rebel or align with Brainy. Totoal chaos and civil war ensues.

After two hours, you realize, this isn't a movie... this the next hollywood trilogy. Because at the very end, Gargamel and Azrael show up and start watching the chaos, not with glee but with blank but knowing faces.

[ElPila666]

snuff movie

[Fathom Zero]

Men in White

[ElPila666]

The Comebacks should it be called Sport Movie

[Fathom Zero]

Mr. Baseball

[Zbu Manowar]

Movie Movie! It's a movie made from bits of other movies that form their own movie!

That, or Hick Movie in which someone takes bits and parts of the godawful '80s sitcom 'Mama's Family' and turns it into Deliverance.

[Fathom Zero]

Fierce Creatures

[Fathom Zero]

King Ralph

[Fathom Zero]

The World According to Garp

[Samfucius]

B-Movie

Of course, it will be made with a $5,023,760,777,345.43 budget, and Bruce Campbell won't touch it with a 30-foot chainsaw-arm.

[Pub Lover]

No way! King Ralph was a great movie! >:

[WhiteRat]

I had successfully purged any memory of King Ralph from my brain but after reading your post Pub Lover, the pain has returned...the nightmares won't stop this time...

[Pub Lover]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ6h0kyqSRk >:

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Adam Sandler Movie.

[Obscurus Lupa]

Ha ha! John Goodman should never dance. The best part was the end.

[Fat_Hippo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ6h0kyqSRk >:

Wow...that really diminished my respect for John Goodman...ugh.

[Fathom Zero]

There's something wrong with that statement. Particularly the fact that you had any respect for him beforehand.

[Fat_Hippo]

John Goodman had a couple of good roles. He's played in several Coen Brothers movies, and not even that badly. I don't have anything against him anyway...although like I said, that movie clip of him dancing really didn't help how I viewed him. Scary.

[liquidstatik]

they're making a superhero one already ;<

[Guitar Woman]

this thread

[darkvare]

lol who said super hero movie
http://movies.ign.com/articles/854/854669p1.html

[Girl Drink Drunk]

There's something wrong with that statement. Particularly the fact that you had any respect for him beforehand.
Watch the Big Lebowski.

[Qwarx]

Cartoon Movie.

[Fat_Hippo]

Watch the Big Lebowski.

Oh yeah, noone who's seen him in that role can deny the fact that he can act. Even if it is as a total psycho.

[Tadao]

Superhero Movie.

Just saw an ad for this last night.

[eliz.lanier]

Will probably be a spoof of all those artsy, foreign, and independent movies that have been really popular. Like Across the Universe, Atonement, Amelie, Little Miss Sunshine, The Last Kiss, Elizabethtown, Juno, La Vie en Rose, The Motorcycle Diaries, Garden State, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera...:lol

Of course, it wasn't so much this last year as it has been the last few years that these indie movies have grown in popularity.

I heard there's gonna be a superhero one, but I also wouldn't be surprised if they did a comic book one. There's been quite a few comic book movies: Ghost World, V for Vendetta...OK those are the only ones that come to my head that don't really have a "superhero" so maybe not :\

[Tadao]

Really? A superhero movie?

[executioneer]

can we close this thread now that the next crappy spoofs movie has been confiremd as superhero movie

[liquidstatik]

btw guys john goodman rocks and you can all suck a dick and die

[Tadao]

I hope he dies soon.

[liquidstatik]

YOU DON'T MEAN THAT

[Tadao]

He's in my death pool for 2008

[Fat_Hippo]

You have a death pool? I thought only people who run internet humor sites and the like have those...who else is in it?

[liquidstatik]

fat_hippo :lol:lol

[Zomboid]

lol who said super hero movie
http://movies.ign.com/articles/854/854669p1.html
What makes that so much worse is how the writer of that article is just ready to fucking cum all over the place because he's so anxious to see this HILARIOUS movie from the geniuses behind all of those wonderful spoof movies.

[liquidstatik]

so i won this thread, rite?

[liquidstatik]

btw all these movies suck so why is this thread even here

[Sacks]

I won this thread >:

[ElPila666]

Dope Movie or Stoner movie: they make jokes about movies like Transpoiting, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, requiem for A dream, etc, etc...
and they invent a character like Epic Movie's Jack Swallow, that gonna be Kurt Cocaine instead of Kurt Cobain

[Fat_Hippo]

Dope Movie or Stoner movie: they make jokes about movies like Transpoiting, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, requiem for A dream, etc, etc...
and they invent a character like Epic Movie's Jack Swallow, that gonna be Kurt Cocaine instead of Kurt Cobain

That sounds so amazingly stupid it might actually happen. Maybe if you hurry up and write a script you can sell it for a couple thousand bucks to some Hollywood schmuck.

[liquidstatik]

that is the worst idea ever

[Sacks]

Guys Kut Cocaine come on that's too much! :lol :lol

[ChicagoDrew]

Well, the next Scary Movie will hopefully duplicate a 'Sex and the City' scene, so that's something to look forward to. Plus, I love Anna Faris and Regina Hall... They're quite the combo in these spoofs (all other spoof chicks are just bad actresses).

[caith]

sacks won lol

[Girl Drink Drunk]

YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS STUPID THREAD SHOULD HAVE REMAINED BURIED AND FORGOTTEN

[Sacks]

My victory here will never be forgotten!

[darkvare]

well i think sacks won and here is proof that is indeed crappy
http://movies.ign.com/articles/862/862790p1.html

[MetalMilitia]

It's that time of the year again!

Did anyone predict Disaster Movie? If so you've just won second prize.

http://www.joblo.com/video/player.php?video=disastermovietrlr

Judging from the trailer we're in for a real threat this time around. Check out the scene where Juno has a fight with Sex and the City, HER BABY KICKS THEM IN THE FACE FOR SOME REASON HAHAHAHAHAH.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Why???

[liquidstatik]

I WON FIRST PLACE YOU COCK SUCKS SHUT UP ALREADY

[Sacks]

Is this movie just about characters in movies getting severely injured for no reason?

[badboy7]

Get this it's a spoof movie about...spoof movies. It'll be called "Spoof Movie".

why spoof ...??? y not sniff???:squigly:squigly

[executioneer]

badboy6 i am going to find where you live and beat you to death with a steel driveshaft

[Phoenix Gamma]

The trailer for Disaster Movie is ironic because it doesn't parody a single disaster movie. There's a meteor, and that's about it :\

I like how they went out and parodied commercials of movies that weren't out yet during production (Zohan, Hancock). Are they out of shit to refrence?

[Sacks]

The trailer for Disaster Movie is ironic because it doesn't parody a single disaster movie. There's a meteor, and that's about it :\

I like how they went out and parodied commercials of movies that weren't out yet during production (Zohan, Hancock). Are they out of shit to refrence?

It's just because people will laugh if there is a reference to something they know about. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MAN IT'S TOTALLY JUST LIKE THAT."

[Miss Modular]

Dope Movie or Stoner movie: they make jokes about movies like Transpoiting, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, requiem for A dream, etc, etc...
and they invent a character like Epic Movie's Jack Swallow, that gonna be Kurt Cocaine instead of Kurt Cobain

Trainspotting and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas are more than ten years old, they wouldn't spoof those. More likely, they'd spoof the Harold and Kumar franchise as well as that Pineapple Express movie with Seth Rogen that's supposed to be coming out later this summer. Actually, now that you bring this up, they probably will greenlight this movie. Come to think of it, I bet they already have.

[Ozzman313]

they should spoof the new movie about President Bush thats coming out and call it "Presidental Movie"

[DALI-II]

After the horrid-looking trash that is disater movie, next will probably be POLITICAL MOVIE,MOCKING GEORGE.W BUSH,OH HOW HALARIOUS IT SHALL BE.

[executioneer]

Please stop bumping this awful thread, new guys.
>:

[MetalMilitia]

You have to be here about 6 years before you're no longer considered a "new guy", GDD.

I'm halfway there :/