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LordMalrog
Feb 4th, 2008, 07:34 PM
Speaking as a ninja in training i find it very frustrating when i'm given few oppertunities to show off my ninja skills,(without cops being called at any rate). So i've opened this thread as to allow my fellow ninjas to tell their ninja-based stealth stories.
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Dr. Boogie
Feb 4th, 2008, 07:37 PM
Funny story: a guy at my old job said he had undergone ninja training as well. He talked about climbing over walls, throwing shuriken, and a bunch of other crap. Finally, I stopped him and asked if he could do that trick where he turns into a log and reappears elsewhere, and he said no. Then, I took every opportunity to surprise him with feints to the head. I think he caught one or two, but more than that accidentally hit him.
In short, we mocked him relentlessly for saying such a ridiculous thing. I wonder if that will happen here...
Sethomas
Feb 4th, 2008, 07:37 PM
My most memorable ninja experience was when I realized that the ninja fad was getting old and tedious back in 2002.
Dr. Boogie
Feb 4th, 2008, 07:37 PM
And then I was like, "HAI!"
LordMalrog
Feb 4th, 2008, 07:45 PM
My most memorable ninja experience was when I realized that the ninja fad was getting old and tedious back in 2002.
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!
Emu
Feb 4th, 2008, 07:49 PM
LordMalrog is my favorite new poster
Pub Lover
Feb 4th, 2008, 07:53 PM
I was the GREAT GAY NINJA for however long that lasted. :blah
We need more GREAT NINJAS up in here! ;)
Guitar Woman
Feb 4th, 2008, 09:12 PM
how come there are two of this thread
also, see the other one for my CRIMES
Pub Lover
Feb 4th, 2008, 09:14 PM
CRIMES! :eek
executioneer
Feb 4th, 2008, 10:00 PM
lordmalrog are you skilled in the seven ways of going
Sam
Feb 4th, 2008, 10:01 PM
One time I took a sh*t in my roomate's bathroom and she didn't even know it was me I used my ninja skills to be INVISIBLE.
BUT IT REEKED. :(
executioneer
Feb 4th, 2008, 10:02 PM
hahah that wasn't one of the ways of going i was talking about :lol
Girl Drink Drunk
Feb 4th, 2008, 10:44 PM
You know what was a fun game? Shinobi III.
Tadao
Feb 4th, 2008, 10:50 PM
I hide in the shadows!
Mockery
Feb 4th, 2008, 11:06 PM
Call me crazy, but I'm glad I haven't had to use my training in real life. Almost had to use it once, but the confrontation was avoided. It's nice to know I have it 'n all, but the whole reason I studied was because it was a fun way to get in great shape. Now that I'm on the West side, I wanna find a new place to study when I have the chance.
Tadao
Feb 4th, 2008, 11:15 PM
Call me crazy, but I'm glad I haven't had to use my training in real life. Almost had to use it once, but the confrontation was avoided. It's nice to know I have it 'n all, but the whole reason I studied was because it was a fun way to get in great shape. Now that I'm on the West side, I wanna find a new place to study when I have the chance.
I have a lot of Asian martial art friends that live near J-Town. Do you want me to ask them for recommendations?
Mockery
Feb 4th, 2008, 11:17 PM
Sure, if they've heard of any good places around here worth checking out, lemme know holmes. Thanks!
Tadao
Feb 4th, 2008, 11:22 PM
Ninjitsu right?
Mockery
Feb 4th, 2008, 11:57 PM
Tae Kwon Do, Kung Fu, Keysi Fighting Method, Ninjitsu, Capoeira, Krav Maga... anything that generally involves a wide range of motion and athleticism but can still be used practically. I appreciate the usefulness of something like Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, but I'm simply not interested in it at all and when it comes to self-defense, it never struck me as an art that would be all that useful if you had to take on more than one person. That and I saw a video of two Jiu-Jitsu practitioners rolling around on the ground, and one shit his pants. That pretty much turned me off to that particular style for good.
executioneer
Feb 5th, 2008, 12:07 AM
man the shit your pants attack sounds like one you want to dodge :(
Mockery
Feb 5th, 2008, 03:27 AM
Exactly, and there's no way to dodge it when you're rolling around on the ground with some guy who's got you in an arm bar while his ass is on your face. :x
For me, it's not the typical, "that fjiu-jitsu method looks soooo gay!" thing that you hear people say, it's the fear of my opponents bad hygiene. You know how some athletes are superstitious and don't like washing their uniforms 'n shit? Yeah, well martial arts isn't exclusive to that shit either, and I don't wanna be up close & personal with somebody in a uniform that hasn't been washed in ages... not to mention their own personal body hygiene (or lack thereof)
Tadao
Feb 5th, 2008, 03:45 AM
Sure, if they've heard of any good places around here worth checking out, lemme know holmes. Thanks!
1st reply in.
http://www.legendsmma.com/
And there's a Krav Maga place at 11500 W Olympic Blvd, about 25 minutes from West Hollywood.
executioneer
Feb 5th, 2008, 04:01 AM
i can't learn a for reals martial art because that would involve human interaction and i am bad at that
Great Mighty Poo
Feb 5th, 2008, 11:55 AM
Exactly, and there's no way to dodge it when you're rolling around on the ground with some guy who's got you in an arm bar while his ass is on your face. :x
For me, it's not the typical, "that fjiu-jitsu method looks soooo gay!" thing that you hear people say, it's the fear of my opponents bad hygiene. You know how some athletes are superstitious and don't like washing their uniforms 'n shit? Yeah, well martial arts isn't exclusive to that shit either, and I don't wanna be up close & personal with somebody in a uniform that hasn't been washed in ages... not to mention their own personal body hygiene (or lack thereof)
I think if I ever saw that, let alone took part in it, I would have a very quick "puke my guts out" attack to counter. Possibly followed by a "rip my eyes out" if I was merely watching, or a "roll around on fire" to get the smell off. Stink like that just doesn't wash off.
Tadao
Feb 5th, 2008, 03:44 PM
I usally counter by bleeding on them and shouting "I have THE AIDS!"
Sacks
Feb 6th, 2008, 10:45 PM
When I was around 10 me and this kid used to be ninjas in his apartment complex. There were huge steep hills everywhere and we'd both get on my pink and green TMNT skateboard and sail into the night like warrior poets.
saizo_ogasawara
Feb 9th, 2008, 06:55 AM
The first ninja experience I had was when me and my friends had to sneak out of detention. We literally had to use everything we could use, did everything we had to just to escape. And the teachers were no wiser the next effin' day.
Chojin
Feb 9th, 2008, 07:13 AM
i remember when I did everything I had before
poseur
Tadao
Feb 9th, 2008, 04:36 PM
The first ninja experience I had was when me and my friends had to sneak out of detention. We literally had to use everything we could use, did everything we had to just to escape. And the teachers were no wiser the next effin' day.
Ahhh I see now, you live in Arkansas. Who helped you fill out the registration form to post here?
terrva
Feb 10th, 2008, 10:49 AM
The best ninja experience i ever had was when my friend threw a makeshift shuriken on his own foot and bled like crazy. Good times.
Fat_Hippo
Feb 10th, 2008, 11:41 AM
I once threw a sherrifs star at my brother, that's almost like throwing a shuriken. Good thing he dodged, 'cause it actually stuck in the wall. That could've hurt.
MacLeon
Mar 1st, 2008, 07:43 PM
The last Ninja incident I had was giving a kid dressed up as Shinobi on Halloween a hand full of candies.
Tadao
Mar 1st, 2008, 07:51 PM
The last Ninja incident I had was giving a kid dressed up as Shinobi on Halloween a hand full of candies.
Quality posting!
executioneer
Mar 1st, 2008, 08:01 PM
macleon is ALSO not skilled in the seven ways of going
JediScum
Mar 1st, 2008, 09:15 PM
I don't know if this counts as "ninja" but i seem to have weird knack for walking into a room, then someone turns around and i scare the shit out of them. It's like they don't hear me. I never do this on purpose.
When i try to do it i fuck it up
Tadao
Mar 1st, 2008, 09:51 PM
twinkle toes :)
JediScum
Mar 1st, 2008, 11:14 PM
No... when i don't try, i seem to have a talent for walking quickly and making almost noise. If my toes twinkled, they would give off light. Which would make me a bad ninja.
Come to think of it, luminscent feet is prolly why i'm always picked last in the ninja kickball league.
On an unrelated note, have you ever heard of a band called Metallica? I think they're from California, and they don't sound that bad.
Tadao
Mar 1st, 2008, 11:34 PM
JediScum is funny. sometimes
Fat_Hippo
Mar 2nd, 2008, 08:09 AM
JediScum, that means he wants to fuck you! Now's your chance!
JediScum
Mar 2nd, 2008, 11:17 AM
I might be interested, so long as Tadao respects my limits.
No blood, shit or piss play (well, maybe piss) and I am NOT a bottom.
Everything else is cool though.
Tadao
Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:30 PM
F H is jealous. He's gonna have a Ninja experience soon. One day when you go to drink some water...
Whoosh... my dick will be down your throat.
Fat_Hippo
Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:42 PM
You mean that? All my dreams are finally com- I mean, uhh...don't. Yeah, 'cause I would never want that. Ahem.
JediScum
Mar 2nd, 2008, 05:56 PM
Ninja throat gagger porn? Alright fine. Give me five bucks.
liquidstatik
Mar 3rd, 2008, 01:08 AM
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