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saizo_ogasawara
Feb 5th, 2008, 03:27 AM
My girlfriend's kinda like this. She always either bashes my head in, kicks my ass (literally), or douses me with a bucket full of cold water. Anyone have this problem as well?
executioneer
Feb 5th, 2008, 03:42 AM
no, but then none of us are cartoon characters from the 1960s so how could we
Tadao
Feb 5th, 2008, 04:06 AM
My girlfriend's kinda like this. She always either bashes my head in, kicks my ass (literally), or douses me with a bucket full of cold water. Anyone have this problem as well?

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Chojin
Feb 5th, 2008, 06:06 AM
i hate it when my girlfriend calls me a baka and then punches me into the sun
Dixie
Feb 5th, 2008, 09:39 PM
So we're jealous creatures. What are you gonna do about it? That's right, NOTHING. Take your beating like a man, if she had to tell you more than once you deserve it.
Tadao
Feb 5th, 2008, 10:11 PM
My girl beats me in the penis till it bleeds sour milk.
HickMan
Feb 5th, 2008, 10:26 PM
Girls that know how to hit turn me on
Zomboid
Feb 5th, 2008, 11:28 PM
SAM IS THIS WHERE ONE OF US MENTIONS GINA CARANO?
saizo_ogasawara
Feb 8th, 2008, 08:02 AM
I guess not. I take my beatings like a man, though I sometimes throw anything at her (mainly my shoes).
Dixie
Feb 8th, 2008, 12:19 PM
She wears a strap-on during sex with you, doesn't she?
Sam
Feb 8th, 2008, 07:57 PM
SAM IS THIS WHERE ONE OF US MENTIONS GINA CARANO?

SHE COULD "JOUST" ME ANY DAY! :love

me: "I GOT SOME 'POWER BALLS' FOR HER" was also a candidate
Zomboid: I WOULD FUCK HER
me: THAT WAS THE RUNNER-UP
saizo_ogasawara
Feb 8th, 2008, 09:11 PM
On that point, she's really submissive, yet has an insatiable appetite.
Dr. Boogie
Feb 11th, 2008, 12:26 PM
So you're getting beaten by a submissive woman? Man, you need to grow a pair.
Fat_Hippo
Feb 11th, 2008, 04:42 PM
Wait a minute, I think I'm understanding something wrong. She has an insatiable appetite for beatings, or for strap-on sex, or both? Either way, it sounds like you are getting fucked hard.
saizo_ogasawara
Feb 12th, 2008, 04:42 AM
She has an insatiable appetite for beating me up and sex WITHOUT strap-ons.
DuFresne
Feb 12th, 2008, 11:46 AM
I guess humor isn't that funny in the Philippines
Dr. Boogie
Feb 12th, 2008, 12:08 PM
She has an insatiable appetite for beating me up and sex WITHOUT strap-ons.

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Bavles
Mar 2nd, 2008, 11:18 AM
Oh....I'm very familiar with this....not being beat up exactly but just the same situation. She can have as many guy friend as she wants but i'm apparently having sex with EVERY GIRL within a five mile radius.....bitch.....
Fat_Hippo
Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:46 PM
Oh....I'm very familiar with this....not being beat up exactly but just the same situation. She can have as many guy friend as she wants but i'm apparently having sex with EVERY GIRL within a five mile radius.....bitch.....

Well, maybe you should be. It's not like it would change anything if she already thinks that you are. Except it would be a lot more fun.;)
Supafly345
Mar 3rd, 2008, 04:28 PM
My girlfriend is always hiding at the top of ladders with her pet gorrilla who throws barrels at me.
eliz.lanier
Mar 9th, 2008, 10:03 PM
No, I don't think other guys have this problem as theyve gotten past the whole "never hit a girl" thing. You can't just let a girl beat the shit out of you. If she's literally hitting you hit her back or dump her. Life's too short to date total control freak bitches.


i hate it when my girlfriend calls me a baka and then punches me into the sun

:lol
GADZOOKS
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:39 AM
Isn't summer camp supposed to end in the summer?