Bachelorette Party

[Dixie]

Ok.
I've never been to one of these things and have been invited to one next weekend. We're supposedly going bar-hopping all night and there's an 80s themed dress code. My dilemma here is what should I get for the bride-to-be for a gift? I'm not good with these things.

If any of you have good ideas I promise I'll post pictures of the party.

[Emu]

You could get her something she needs, or something she wants. Gifts she needs are always appreciated but they're nothing to get excited over, gifts she wants are something to get excited over but might give the impression you're not thinking about her future. What type of person is she, and which would she like more? Moreover, what's everybody else getting her? Details! >:

[Zomboid]

Get her a tri-headed dildo. She'll either laugh or use it a lot. Who knows.

But seriously get her a magic bullet blender system :O

[Dixie]

She's a 21 year old mortician-in-training, if that says anything. She's a strange one, but as sweet as can be. Not exactly a kitchen/cooking type though...

I don't know what anyone else is getting her, I only know 3 of the other girls that are going and I don't see/talk to them very often outside of concerts.

I don't think they're hiring any male strippers (believe it or not I'm actually glad there won't be any there, I think they're gross), so would joke/sex gifts still be appropriate?

[Zomboid]

I think that they're always appropriate. Like I said, worst case scenario: it gets a few chuckles, she pockets it, and when her marriage starts to wind down, your little gag gift becomes her best friend :D

I have a friend who's girlfriend is a mortician-in-training too, and she's a total bitch. I hope your friend is not at all like that!

[Chojin]

you could just give her pednaud's phone number

[Dixie]

Hmmm... We've got a Priscilla's kinda nearby, I should probably go check that place out then. I'll just feel bad if everyone else gets her a dildo/vibrator too, I guess she'll at least have some variety then?

And no, she's not a bitch. She's a very sweet girl.

[Dixie]

you could just give her pednaud's phone number
I'm not THAT mean.

[Nick]

Get her two gifts to show everyone else up!

[Tadao]

There is a serious lack of girl input here. From what I've seen, penis is the theme. Naughty naughty naughty stuff that will make her blush and giggle and feel really horny. I leather nurse outfit would be welcome if it is in your budget.

[saizo_ogasawara]

Why not a nice set of scalpels?

[Grislygus]

Get her a kinky Dali print

[executioneer]

liquor

[Pub Lover]

A New Kids on The Block album.

[HickMan]

Mario Party

[Dixie]

You guys suck at this worse than me.

[Dr. Boogie]

Get her a blowup doll. It'll be a fine gag gift.

[executioneer]

convince her not to marry, that's an even better one

[Pub Lover]

Things I considered to say but decided against:
A wide range of dildo joke attempts.
Sleep with her fiance.
A serious gift idea.

[Zbu Manowar]

She's a 21 year old mortician-in-training, if that says anything. She's a strange one, but as sweet as can be. Not exactly a kitchen/cooking type though...

Good grief, you don't live in Georgia, do you??

[Dixie]

North Carolina actually, and she's Hawaiian.

[Dr. Boogie]

A riding crop, perhaps?

[executioneer]

something to do with necrophilia, idk

[Cosmo Electrolux]

North Carolina actually, and she's Hawaiian.

For whatever reason, I thought you were in England....man, I AM getting old....

[Zomboid]

Wuh-Oh. Now he knows you're closer than he thought :lol

[Cosmo Electrolux]

this isnt the creepy thread, douchbag.

[Guitar Woman]

So what's with the unwritten rule that it has to be some kind of sex toy

[executioneer]

isn't it generally claimed that sexy time is over once you get married

[Guitar Woman]

I mean, I'm sure sins of the flesh are great and everything, but I'd want to get something with a little more substance from all my friends at a time like this.

If I had any. ;(

[Zomboid]

this isnt the creepy thread, douchbag.
Pretty much every thread in here is creepy:x

[Pub Lover]

You mean like a giant dildo?

[Pub Lover]

Yes, pretty much every thread in here is creepy like a giant dildo. ;)

[DuFresne]

omg u gaiz I LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA!!!! :eek

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Pretty much every thread in here is creepy:x

you are correct, Sir....:\

[Dixie]

I did the total cop out thing and loaded up on bath products at the Dollar Tree and made a basket for her.

Sorry Cosmo, I'm just an American. I went to England once though. And I've never considered you creepy.

[Zbu Manowar]

North Carolina actually, and she's Hawaiian.

Oh, good. For a second I thought my ex-gf was posting here. What a relief! :lol

[AlliSabbah]

I was going to suggest loading up on bath products from the doller tree and making her a basket but I see I am too late.