Craigslist Odd (Really really odd) jobs

[CaptainBubba]

I heard that people are willing to pay around 300 bucks for an attractive young male to come to their domicile and piss on them or throw pudding at them or put on high heels and step on their nuts.

Convince me it is not worth the money or so help me I will be buying a pair of stillettos and investing in a self defense taser.

[MattJack]

i dunno man. how bad do u need 300 ducketts?

you look strong, so I guess you can incredible hulk a perv(tadao) if you get in a bad situation.

[CaptainBubba]

I don't really even need the money but shit its better than watching youtube and debating whether or not to rent a video game for 2 hours. right?

[Dixie]

I'm only gong to encourage you....

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I think if you took photos (tasteful , of course...)you could make some pure comedy gold threads...securing your place in I-Mockery heaven....as a GOD!!!!!!

[Zomboid]

I say go for it. Mattjack's right. You look strong enough to fend off any aggressive pervs so what's the big deal? You'll just be losing a bit of self respect but you can buy yourself something nice afterwards :O

[MarioRPG]

If this is serious then go for it unless you actually know the person.

EDIT: because if it was a ex-neighbour or cousin you'd be all :x

[Tadao]

you can incredible hulk a perv(tadao) if you get in a bad situation.

I'd pay extra for that!

[CaptainBubba]

Everything on craigslist is for straight up gay sex or bein naked and shit. The closest thing I can find is a male escort service lookin for male escorts for the dc area, which I am almost certain I'm too young for.

Maaaann I wanted to get my piss on for money too. shit

[MLE]

Hey bubba, i'll be in the rockville area today and into the northern VA area later this week. we should hang out!

[Grislygus]

BUT WHO'S GOING TO WEAR THE HIGH HEELS?

[CaptainBubba]

If you here friday you can come to a college party where you wont know anyone and they will make you play beer pong and flip cup omg.

If you are here on saturday you can come to VIDEO GAME OLYMPICS omg.