WHY IS CARNIVORE IS GOD SO CUTE?(Creepy Thread)

[Tadao]

I want to coat you in body oils and use your body like a sperm bank.

[Pub Lover]

Please rename this thread 'WHY IS CARNIVORE IS GOD SO CUTE?'

Also, her husband may not consider us creeps kindly. Be warned. ;)

[Tadao]

I have no way of changing the title as far as I know.

Her husband should invest in body oils.

[DuFresne]

click on edit, then "go advanced"

[Nick]

Rename this thread 'CREEPY CREEP THREAD'.

[Tadao]

click on edit, then "go advanced"

Thanks!

[Fat_Hippo]

Why, what does she look like?

[Zomboid]

This thread is pretty fucking awful.

[DuFresne]

Why, what does she look like?


HAWT

[Dixie]

I'm still trying to think how to respond.... I appreciate the compliments though.

[Tadao]

Hehe, see! You have a great sense of humor. You are cool.

[Zomboid]

I'm still trying to understand why so few girls show pictures of themselves in forums like this!

[Pub Lover]

It is so very shocking, I know. :eek

[Dixie]

Hehe, see! You have a great sense of humor. You are cool.
Kissing my ass is not why I sent our resident primate those pictures. Nice try though.

[Tadao]

Haven't see any ass pics yet, but I'm sure they are kissable.

[Zomboid]

Kissing my ass is not why I sent our resident primate those pictures. Nice try though.

Oh man, I was totally gonna make a hilarious joke involving his bedroom eyes and show that picture that chojin kept posting over and over (y'know, where he looks incredibly boring) but I don't save pictures of internet people :(

[Chojin]

i will go on record to say that cig is a hot chick.

a hot chick who i would do.

if you get my drift.

[Emu]

i pmed that to emily

[Guitar Woman]

CiG is a cutie patootie

[Chojin]

emily would do her too.

solid.

[Dr. Boogie]

This thread is starting to turn around.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm too creepy to comment in this thread. :(

[Dr. Boogie]

You make it sound like there is such a thing as "too creepy" in this forum.

[Pub Lover]

There totally is & the line has been crossed for this thread & that last one about CiG.

Seriously creeps, let's leave it off, ok?

[Dr. Boogie]

I guess what I'm trying to say is this, people: the line has been crossed, so now the thread is a free-for-all. Get that creepiness out here.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

well, whenever I make a comment in this forum, some 20 year old douchbag gets all out of wack and starts mouthing off. Then, next thing you know, I have to slap their asses down and they delete all of their posts and quit the forum.
it's getting old, you know? :/

[Fat_Hippo]

Huh, I didn't even know you can delete your posts. And why 20 year olds?

No, that's not mouthing off, but curiosity. Not need to slap my ass...unless you really want to.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

well, the one I'm talking about went back and edited all of his posts... and I meant some of the younger members of the board...
You know the saying about age and treachery....

[Dr. Boogie]

And what if I promised to smack/delete any young turks who decide to crap up this thread?

[Zomboid]

It's not crap as it is? :\. Threads like this are a good way to showcase the kind of members we have here.

[executioneer]

cosmo i think you think we miss jamesman more than we actually do

[Zomboid]

I hated him and am glad he's gone :D

[Pub Lover]

Who else do you hate here?

A shorter list would be those that you don't hate.

[Tadao]

Who crossed the line? Did someone out do me?

I want to suck on CIG's toes like they are little peniseseses!

[Pub Lover]

No one out did you, you dot-instead-of-line-seer.

[Dr. Boogie]

There will be no wishing for James to come back. I've had enough of the guy, and I was glad to see he finally made good on his promise to leave the boards.

[Chojin]

How was james worse than pretty much anyone else here?

I liked him.

[executioneer]

i liked him apart from basically every post he ever made in loveline

so, you know, 10% of what he posted was good

[Tadao]

This is not the "Why is James so bad?" thread. So Cig some respect, geez.

[Pub Lover]

Show her some respect? :blah

I'm sure you mean show her some creep!

Or penis, you're forever showing people your penis.

[executioneer]

http://www.nathankowald.com/images/bobGoldthwait.jpg
PENIS, WAKA WAKA WAKA

[Emu]

This thread is getting serious!

[Tadao]

:love Oooooo Pub has a crush!

[executioneer]

pub has a crush on every girl

and most of the boys

[Pub Lover]

Totally. I'm all "I have to get a cute girlfriend before I go the US!"

You know, so MLE has someone to keep her busy while I'm making out with Chojin. :love

[/fantasy]

[Tadao]

He's got juicy lips! Shit I'm off track here....

I wish CIG was a baby, cause then I could change her diapers.

[Guitar Woman]

:x

[Emu]

He's got juicy lips! Shit I'm off track here....

I wish CIG was a baby, cause then I could change her diapers.

woah okay the thread stops here

[Tadao]

Baby poo really turns me on. I like it when it's all yellow and acidic tasting!

[Zomboid]

Who else do you hate here?

A shorter list would be those that you don't hate.

I like sam, boogie, tim, whiterat, zbu, mattjack, and a few others. Then there's people that I don't mind or kinda like. The rest is a mix of people that I detest, have on ignore, and don't bother paying attention to.

[Guitar Woman]

Tadao, few men are able to make Anonymous recoil from the computer in terror.

You are a master of your craft.

[Tadao]

Yeah, I could act even worse, but then I'd be a troll.

[Emu]

you're getting way too into this "we are anonymous" thing GW

i'm afraid you're losing your identity :lol

[Guitar Woman]

I thought nothing could creep me out ever again

I was WRONG

[Cosmo Electrolux]

And what if I promised to smack/delete any young turks who decide to crap up this thread?

wow...that would rock!
Now...what were we talking about anyway?

[Chojin]

Yeah, you have to stop with the 4channery.

[Dr. Boogie]

wow...that would rock!
Now...what were we talking about anyway?

I don't remember. I think you wanted to say something creepy.


This thread went downhill as soon as I said it was turning around.

[Pub Lover]

It was a false upswing. Lock it & Ban everyone in here.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Damn, I like CiG...I don't WANT to say anything creepy....how about if I save it up and use it on the next female that signs up....

[Dr. Boogie]

Only if you give me the same leeway.


Anyway, since this thread is back in the shitter, I'm gonna let it go a few more days and then dump it in the chatroom thread.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

sounds good.
So, am I the only person here who never saw the fabled CiG photos?

[Pub Lover]

Do you really want to see them? :(

Because that is creepy.

I could post them here for you.

But that would be creepy.

[Dr. Boogie]

Just post them, Mr. Creepy-Saves-Pics-of-Internet-Chicks.

[Pub Lover]

Hey! It's Mr. Creepy-Saves-Pics-of-Internet-Everyone! >:


:(

[Esuohlim]

I'm more interested in the Seth file personally :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

The Willie & Seth files get most of my attention out of all of them. ;)

[Fat_Hippo]

Actually, I'm kinda curious too! Come on, show the hot pics!:orgasm

[Pub Lover]

Dude, way to be creepy in the creep thread, Creep. :rolleyes

[Fat_Hippo]

Just doing my part. Tadao can't do everything himself, you know...everyone's gotta sleep sometime.

[Dixie]

Creepier things have been said to me by people much better at being creepy.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

hey now..I've never been creepy to you...I am the king of creepy...from what I hear.

[Dr. Boogie]

Anyone care to explain why I have yet to see any sexy pics of CiG, Seth, or Willie in this thread?

[Tadao]

I wouldn't post a pic of CIG in here, she's too hot and people will really stalk her :(

This Willie/Seth thing intrigues me though.

[Guitar Woman]

I saw a pic of some naked guy covering his naughty bits with a PS3 who looked exactly like Willie, but when questioned about it he responded, "I'd never touch a ps3 with my D*CK"

[executioneer]

there's no such thing as a sexy picture of me

[Tadao]

There is a fetish for everything. You'd probably do well in Japan.

[Pub Lover]

there's no such thing as a sexy picture of me

Rubbish! Your flaming pirate picture is pretty hot.

Also, I have this one where you stick a jellybean up your nose & you eat it AND THAT IS TOTALLY TEH SECKS! :eek

[Cosmo Electrolux]

okay, so now that we've established the creepiness factor of everyone involved with this thread, can we move it to general blabber?
I think it's no longer considered "Loveline" quality...

[executioneer]

hahah i think you put the quote marks around the wrong word

[Esuohlim]

I was going to say, I think this thread epitomizes Loveline to a T.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

well...what now? Post the pictures so we can all get creepy, or lock the thread and let it die.

[Pub Lover]

You don't need to lock a thread to make it die. There are worse fates.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

true enough...we could let it lie, then wait four years until some retard noob bumps it...

[AChimp]

I looked for the pictures again, and I still couldn't find them. I think they are GONE. :tear

[Fat_Hippo]

Aw schucks...now I'll never know what the whole deal was...:\

[Schimid]

Cool thread, folks!

[Tadao]

It's a work of art.

[Chojin]

Just found the pictures we took when visted her YRS ago :o

http://www.popnko.com/imock/visit/allintogether.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/visit/BAPE.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/visit/BAPE2.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/visit/fairy.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/visit/jessefairy.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/visit/jessesurprised.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/visit/sauced.jpg

[Emu]

"sauced" means "drunk," right

[Guitar Woman]

ahahahaha, look at the size of that monitor

[Dixie]

I've got a new monitor now, but it's still old. :D
Chojin and MLE are totally awesome for coming over to help me move furniture, so I got em drawnk.

[Emu]

ahahahaha, look at the size of that monitor

You're looking at the monitor? :confused:

[Esuohlim]

Oh yeah I remember those pictures now.

Saved :3 :publover

[Guitar Woman]

You're looking at the monitor? :confused:
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/7977/uuacq435knr8.gif

[Emu]

oh

[Tadao]

You just humanized her Chojin :(

[Chojin]

well i don't remember where the saucier pictures are!

probably on a dvd somewhere!

[Emu]

ebay that sucka :eek

[Tadao]

I wanna squeeze toothpaste on her tits and brush my teeth with her nipples.

[Esuohlim]

Infraction

[Fathom Zero]

I missed everything.

[Tadao]

I'd love to infract all over CIG.

[WhiteRat]

Go back to the Sci Fi Channel you sick fuck.

[bigtimecow]

lol this thread is great

i didn't know bape had some sort of partnership with pepsi! quite interesting

oh yeah :ibapery

[Tadao]

I wish I was a green lawn so that Cig would squat over me and pee on me.

[Dixie]

I'm sure it's not as nice as you imagine.

[Tadao]

OMG OMG OMG SHE TALKED TO ME! WHAT DO I DO?

[Dixie]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69700720

[Tadao]

2: Bump into her and excuse yourself to get the conversation rolling.

[Dixie]

Get the fuck away from me.
Fucking messicans.

[Tadao]

I wish I could knock her out with pills and make a molding of her tits.

[Pub Lover]

Hey AChimp, would jerking off to cover the Moon in Jizz take much longer than covering CiG's tits?

[Dixie]

He wouldn't know.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This thread needs more activity.

[MLE]

It was claimed before that I would do CiG, and that's affirmative. She's hawt. Very.

[Tadao]

CIG is so hot that I would infect her with Necrotizing Fasciitis so that I would have more holes to stick my dick in.

[Dimnos]

Man up and use a knife dude. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

No way, that bitch fights back.

[Dimnos]

The feistier the bear the sweeter the honey or something. Right?

[MarioRPG]

CIG is so hot that I would infect her with Necrotizing Fasciitis so that I would have more holes to stick my dick in.

Jesus this is so messed up.

[Dixie]

aww, you guys are making me blush <3

[Pentegarn]

Tadao knows how to smooth talk them ladies

[Esuohlim]

Tadao knows how to smooth cock the ladies :eek

[Pentegarn]

That as well

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tadao knows how to smooth cock the trannies.

[Esuohlim]

Tadao knows how to smooth cock the grannies

[Fathom Zero]

Tadao knows how to have sex with minors and invalids

[Pentegarn]

Tadao knows how to have sex with miners and immigrants.

[Esuohlim]

Tadao knows how to have sex with whiners and ingrates

[Pentegarn]

Tadao knows how to have sex while whistling at incubators.

[Esuohlim]

Tadao knows how to swab the decks while whistling at masturbators

[Pentegarn]

Tadao knows how to dodge the wrecks while waving at sunbathers

[Esuohlim]

I will now be banning both of us for gross topic diversion.

But it had to be said

[Pentegarn]

:lol

[Tadao]

I WISH I COULD

[Fathom Zero]

thread backups

[Tadao]

I want to stick my cock in your birthday cake. ;)

[Tadao]

Please lock this thread, SHE'S DEAD TO ME NOW!

[Dixie]

I either broke his heart or his balls.....again.

[Tadao]

My heart is in my balls :(

[Tadao]

Spit that baby out, stitch it tight, and get your hormones in check bitch!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD

[MLE]

CiG <3

[Tadao]

YAY! Now she's finally lose enough to take my cock!

[Colonel Flagg]

I never thought I'd see the day ....

[Dixie]

Yeah, i maed babby.

[Aaarg]

You're a mom? Congrats!

[Tadao]

stay the fuck out of the cool threads

[Aaarg]

maybe if your black ass didnt drive away all the posters there would be other active threads to post in

[Tadao]

What's funny is this is the thread where I went from most loved new poster to evil everyone hates Tadao and then back again to we love evil Tadao. You wouldn't know anything about that though. You're forgettable.

[Mike Tobacco]

maybe if your black ass didnt drive away all the posters there would be other active threads to post in

You can't put all the blame on Tadao. It was really a communal effort. The worst were Esuohlim, that mulatto kid (sig said something about talking like a fag), MLE, and a handful of less notable noob atagonists. Willie could be a prick when he wanted to, which disappointed me because I liked the guy and tried to be nice to him. Nah, other than getting a little dig in after I bounced, Tadao's a-ok.

(Sorry if that ruins your rep, Tadao, but it's not like anyone's here to see)

[Tadao]

:lol

[Mike Tobacco]

Aw, I'd hoped throwing some names out there would set off all the vets' n00b detectors so I could get properly hazed.

Whoever cleared this place out did an impressive job. If it was you, Tadao, your avatar should be that bunny sitting in a throne atop a pile of bodies. President is selling yourself short.