What's YOUR favorite quote? (Movie, song lyrics, video game, whatever)

[Samfucius]

Mine?

"Go away! 'BATIN!"
-Idiocracy

[Pub Lover]

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[Esuohlim]

"I'M RICH JAMS BITCH" - Respectable Black Comedian

[executioneer]

"FAGS ARE LIKE BULLETS EXCEPT I DONT KILL BULLETS" -cunt mcmurphy

[terrva]

"Hohohoho. No ticky, no washy!" -The Toxic Avenger

[Geggy]

i don't want to hear about no motherfucking 'if's' -jules, the bonnie situation

[Styled Executioner]

Ron Burgundy (http://imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind (http://imdb.com/name/nm0462712/): It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy (http://imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland (http://imdb.com/name/nm0136797/): Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy (http://imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland (http://imdb.com/name/nm0136797/): Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy (http://imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

There are too many from anchorman to quote, the film is a pure goldmine.

[Sacks]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/Sacks/kkpb.jpg

[Otto]

"You people voted for Hubert Humphrey and you killed Jesus!" Raoul Duke -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Good afternoon, Mr. Beale"
"I MUST MAKE MY WITNESS!"
"Sho' thing mister Beale." Howard Beale -Network

[Esuohlim]

"I am McLovin" - character

[JediScum]

on the UK "Office", 2nd season, 2 peeps do a "cover" of a dance scene from "Saturday Night Fever" ( which was good enough to make me turn gay for 3 minutes).

Then Ricky Gervais sez "(snort) I can do Flashdance mixed with some MC Hammer shite"

[Pentegarn]

"It's a great day for black people of all races!"- Undercover Brother

"Well... I'm sick of this room and everyone in it."- Bender

"Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, 'cause he always puts Skippie in my lunch"- Peter Griffin

[Fat_Hippo]

Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes! RAAAARGHH - Minsc from Baldur's Gate 2. I just love Minsc and Boo.

I have HAD IT with these MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES on this MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE! - Black Asskicker in SoaP.

[Esuohlim]

"Mine? 'Go away! 'BATIN!' -Idiocracy" - Samfucius

[Emu]

"Hi! And welcome to my Completely Random Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature of random-nimity. These questions are 100% unrelated...and some may make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Continue on if you want to take a test that'll "Make you go hmmmmmmm..."!!!"

the completely random test http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6055993668443935111

[Guitar Woman]

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOP

[Sacks]

"Hi! And welcome to my Completely Random Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature of random-nimity. These questions are 100% unrelated...and some may make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Continue on if you want to take a test that'll "Make you go hmmmmmmm..."!!!"

the completely random test http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6055993668443935111


DIED YOUR HAIR :rock

[Archduke Tips]

"Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel is just a freight train coming your way." - Metallica, No Leaf Clover

[JediScum]

"I... I'm strong. I ... I, I CAN KICK!" - Crispin Glover on David Letterman

[Colonel Flagg]

Why should I change MY name? He's the one who sucks! - Michael Bolton in "Office Space"

[JediScum]

On the album "Mother Of All Saints" by The Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, you can hear, in the background "I'M TRYING TO MAKE A SANDWICH... WOULD YOU MIND SHUTTING YER FUCKING MOUTH?"

[Durin]

"This is sickening! You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet! Prepare yourselves!" -Kefka

[Mockery]

Not sure about a favorite, but I've always loved the one in my sig. It be from the Squirrel Nut Zippers and it rings truer with every passing day :O

[saltshakermaniac]

"We cant stop here this is bat country!"

[darkvare]

"are you cold. a little bit"
scary movie 4 is one of our avorite insults a classy way to call someone a fag ;<

[JediScum]

"So... what brought you to Illinois?

Some fuck named John Hughes

'Sixteen Candles' John Hughes?

You know that guy? That fucking guy!"

[Dr. Octogonopus]

'You will be baked, and then there will be cake.' -GLaDOS

[WhiteRat]

"Who in this park, or even in the whole world, doesn't have problems? Who doesn't have a drink too many times once in a while and maybe even winds up passed out in their own driveway, pissing themselves? Who doesn't drink too much sometimes or who doesn't have a puff from time to time? And who doesn't have problems with the people they love? This is our home. This is our community." - Jim Lahey

[Dr. V]

"What?" - Pulp Fiction

[executioneer]

"i hate this thread" - me

[JediScum]

" 'What's a Nubian?' Bitch, you almost made me laugh"

[Fathom Zero]

The place where I come from is a small town
They think so small
They use small words
-but not me
Im smarter than that
I worked it out
Ive been stretching my mouth
To let those big words come right out

[Tadao]

"Arrrgggghh"
Reagan getting shot.

[Kilgore Cod]

"BITCHES, LEAVE."

[MattJack]

"bitches ain't shit but hoes an' tricks." -the immortal snoop dogg

[MattJack]

"just one less bitch ya gotta worry about." -dr dre

[MattJack]

"bitch shut the fuck up." -eazy e

[WhiteRat]

"Randy just doesn't understand. I mean I love him dearly, but I hate Ricky more. I just don't want to have to put up with that prick for the rest of my life. You know, he grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves." - Jim Lahey

[Dr. Boogie]

"Motherfucker!" -Freud

[Chojin]

"NO" -Mario

[JediScum]

"Uh... speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day... Doesn't he remind you of one of those gays guys that likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him?" - Bill Hicks

[Dr. Octogonopus]

" What cat?" Half life 2

[Tadao]

I like Tadao - My best friend

[Otto]

"Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint, they say he can't keep it in his pants." -Tom Waits

[chemquat]

"jupiter! i made a song! YOU ain't got one!"--the moon, the mighty boosh.

[jared]

"Quias ex proprio conceptu est ad aliud requirit fundamentum, non solum ut existet, sed etiam ut sit capax existendi, id est ut sit entitas realis," -- John of St. Thomas, in his commentary on the logic of Thomas Aquinas.
Just kidding.
I can't choose a favourite quote, but one I like that seems appropriate to you philistines is this:
"I gotta go to the shop and buy some condoms. And remember: NO SLAPPING!" -- Old Guy, in Sissy Boy Slap Party

[Archduke Tips]

"Now you've graduated
Mind is mutilated
Thrust into the world
Feeling segregated
Move in with your parents
Back into the dark
Landed where you started
Bachelor of Arts"

Dethklok - Go Forth and Die

[WhiteRat]

Blow it your ass, blow it your asshole, blow it your ass, out your fucking ass!"

William H. Nutsack - Blow It Out Your Ass

[Great Mighty Poo]

"The netherworld has gone to hell while you were sleeping!" Disgaea: Hour of Darkness

[BurntToShreds]

"YOU FOOL- WARREN IS DEAD!"-Some monster, "The Statement of Randolph Carter"

[Grislygus]

""Well, Mandela's dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas."

[Hangie]

"Zug Zug"

or

"Yo, ding dong man, ding dong, yo"

[Falconer]

"this is my 4 leaf clovaaaaaa."

Head over heels by tears for fears.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Taken from "Horror at Party beach" being watched on MST3K.

Two drunk guys leave a bar together, get into two different cars, start the engines then immediately plow into each other.

Guy 1: "Hey you got Chrysler on my Ford!"

Guy 2: "You got Ford on my Chrysler!"

[Guitar Woman]

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

[Odium]

My current fav: Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced - Soren Kierkegaard.

[Et tu]

Down with this sort of thing!
Careful now!

[executioneer]

"we're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears" -some fat dude

[Zomboid]

MY NAME BORAT :lol

[liquidstatik]

"BREEE RRE RE REE KREEEEEEEEE"
Despised Icon

[Fat_Hippo]

The Terminator: "I lied", "Fuck you, asshole", and "I'll be back."

It's because of this kind of directness, that the Terminator will always have a special place in my heart.:love

[Guitar Woman]

If Blastoise were my dad, things would change around here

[executioneer]

seriously what is the point of this thread, do we not all have signatures and locations and user titles that all serve as an outlet for telling the world what our fav quote is from something

IS THAT NOT ENOUGH

[Pub Lover]

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[Fat_Hippo]

seriously what is the point of this thread, do we not all have signatures and locations and user titles that all serve as an outlet for telling the world what our fav quote is from something

IS THAT NOT ENOUGH

Nah, we're only allowed 4 lines of text in our signatures, which isn't even close to being enough to list all of our favourite quotes. Which reminds me: "We are the knights who say....NI! Ni NiNiNi Ni..."

[executioneer]

oh my god you are the worst forever

[Colonel Flagg]

I stepped up to the platform/the man gave me the news/he said, "You must be joking, son, where did you get those shoes!"

Steely Dan, Pretzel Logic

[Tadao]

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. - Joe Walsh

[Fat_Hippo]

That Feather went out like a sucka. Punk ass bitch played himself. Let's bounce, Dawg! - The Man