movies you don't wish you don't ever not get the misfortune to not see

[darkvare]

well title is self explanatory so lets begin
i wish i never have to sit through
the hottie and the nottie
brokeback mountain
any new iteration of narnia cronicles
now you try

[Esuohlim]

Meet the Spartans

[Dr. Boogie]

Bad grammar is a terrible thing.

This thread is now simply called "Movies You Don't Want to See".

[Ant10708]

Why the fuck would you sit through Hottie or Nottie or Meet the Spartans unless you were retarded?

[Dr. Boogie]

See what I mean?

He's not saying that he saw those movies; he's saying that he would be very upset if there were ever a reason that he had to watch them.

[Guitar Woman]

Talledega Nights
Knocked Up
Scary Movie 4
Date Movie
The Comebacks
Jumper
Fantastic Four 2
Stealth
Epic Movie
Meet the Spartans
Any CGI movie made after Shrek 2
Ghost Rider
Daredevil
Hulk
Castlevania

[Fathom Zero]

Dark Side of the Moon

[Esuohlim]

That reminds me hey GW I never want to see The Wall ever

[Guitar Woman]

That's a shitty movie, actually.

[Kilgore Cod]

Anything directed by Rob Zombie.

[Colonel Flagg]

Prophecy
It's Alive
The Seduction
The Piano

Actually, a few of these could be good, if they had a laugh track.

[WhiteRat]

Why the fuck would you sit through Hottie or Nottie or Meet the Spartans unless you were retarded?

Probably for the same reason that I sat through Jurassic Park 3
:hypno:hypno:hypno

[MarioRPG]

Talledega Nights
Knocked Up
Scary Movie 4
Date Movie
The Comebacks
Jumper
Fantastic Four 2
Stealth
Epic Movie
Meet the Spartans
Any CGI movie made after Shrek 2
Ghost Rider
Daredevil
Hulk
Castlevania
Sigh, when I think of how many of these I saw... But I do want to see castelvania,

[Esuohlim]

I wouldn't call Knocked Up a bad movie :\

[Kilgore Cod]

Oh, and anything directed by Uwe Boll.

[Fathom Zero]

Postal looks like it may be moderately funny, in a shocking for shock's sake sort of way.

[Fat_Hippo]

American Pie 6. I've heard stuff about it, and it sounds just plain...gross. As in disgusting. Even more so than the other movies, and that's just something I never need to see. Ever.

[Vengeful Asparagus]

the hottie and the nottie


Come on dude it made so much money opening weekend!
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=hottieandthenottie.htm

[WhiteRat]

American Pie 6. I've heard stuff about it, and it sounds just plain...gross. As in disgusting. Even more so than the other movies, and that's just something I never need to see. Ever.

Is there even such a movie? Do you mean Beta House?

I thought after the third one they weren't really American Pie movies anymore. They just featured the dad and were spinoff movies that really only had the title in common. Also, they were straight to dvd.

[mitchmcmichael]

Gangs of the Dead(one of the worst zombie movies ever)
Zombie Nation(the worst zombie movie period)
Island of the dead(had nothing to do with zombies...just swarms of bugs)

[Fat_Hippo]

Is there even such a movie? Do you mean Beta House?

Yeah, that's the one. I also thought of it as american pie 6, dunno why.

[executioneer]

Gangs of the Dead(one of the worst zombie movies ever)
Zombie Nation(the worst zombie movie period)
Island of the dead(had nothing to do with zombies...just swarms of bugs)

this is for movies you don't want to see, not movies you saw and hated

[BlackHexen]

Electra
Catwoman
Ocean's 13

[Fathom Zero]

Mr. Feeny

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Rankeri and Black Hexen: Most Exciting Finland Adventure

[Hangie]

That movie Penelope with the girl with the pig nose but then she meets a boy or something, I mean seriously is it a comedy or a really cheesy drama romance?


Also Ilsa Shewolf of the SS

[Ant10708]

The Notebook

[shitty-pants]

I Want Candy was really shit. The porn king character was quite funny but the rest of the film was still really bad.

The Wildhogs wasn't great either. I saw the trailer and thought it would be really good but, as usual with film trailers, they show the best bits and reel in the suckers like me who fall for it.

[darkvare]

i just found two more
juno
enchanted

[executioneer]

I Want Candy was really shit. The porn king character was quite funny but the rest of the film was still really bad.

The Wildhogs wasn't great either. I saw the trailer and thought it would be really good but, as usual with film trailers, they show the best bits and reel in the suckers like me who fall for it.

THIS IS A BOUT MO VIES YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE NOT MO VIES YOU HAVE SEEN AND DID NOT LIKE

[Angryhydralisk]

The Matrix.

[Supafly345]

nivues U eakkt gate

[BlackHexen]

Rankeri and Black Hexen: Most Exciting Finland Adventure

WTF! That would be the most awesome movie ever. A film full of Finnish Rock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfqJsYGTCeQ), Boozing, angsting, Blackmetal, Being naked, dissrespecting police and homosexuality. Girl Drink Drunk, what's wrong with you. :squigly

[Odium]

I'd watch that. Suomi!

[Tadao]

Canzo Empyrean

[WhiteRat]

Canzo Empyrean

I second that. Looks like a real heap of shit.

[Falconer]

28 Weeks Later. ( That kid with the long hair pissed me off the entire movie)

[Trash]

Prophecy

Prophecy is a great movie >:

[Tadao]

There are 2 Prophecy movies. The one with Angels is great, the one with Monsters is not.

[Trash]

I love the one from the 70's with the monsters and the exploding sleeping bags.

[eliz.lanier]

I actually willingly sat through all of Titanic. :\

I saw Ultraviolet and Catwoman in theaters.

Oh, the shame. :tear Not to mention the money and wasted life I never got back watching those god-awful movies.

Don't remember why I did. Maybe I was bored, or a friend talked me into it. Needed a laugh, or maybe I was going through a masochistic phase.


Talledega Nights
Knocked Up
Scary Movie 4
Date Movie
The Comebacks
Jumper
Fantastic Four 2
Stealth
Epic Movie
Meet the Spartans
Any CGI movie made after Shrek 2
Ghost Rider
Daredevil
Hulk
Castlevania
I agree that I wouldn't see any of these-except Knocked Up. it was actually a really good movie.

[executioneer]

seriously, there's already a thread for "worst movie you've seen" movies

how come you guys dont get that this is a different thread

[MetalMilitia]

I never saw Ultra Violet, which by all accounts seems to have been a very lucky escape.

This thread should be called "worst move you haven't seen" so stupid people wouldn't get so confused.

[eliz.lanier]

This thread should be called "worst move you haven't seen" so stupid people wouldn't get so confused.

Oh, woops, sorry. In my defense though the topic title is sort of awkward sounding. I'm not stupid it just doesn't make much sense. Could say, "Crap movies you hope you never see" or something.

[Pentegarn]

Every Michael Moore movie.

[Madface]

The Eye. And that other Asian horror film adaption. I forgot what it's called but it has something to do with a white guy raping crazy Asian woman and being cursed for it.

[Fat_Hippo]

Every Michael Moore movie.

Some of them are actually pretty good. Bowling for Columbine I really liked for example. Seriously, try watching them at least, before you discount them as crap.

[WhiteRat]

Some of them are actually pretty good. Bowling for Columbine I really liked for example. Seriously, try watching them at least, before you discount them as crap.

You are crap.

The title of this thread isn't "tell people to watch movies that you think are good but they DON'T WANT TO SEE".

[MetalMilitia]

So this thread is about telling people the movies you want too see but think are crap?

[Tadao]

No, it's about movies you think are crap based off of nothing at all.

[Esuohlim]

There I fixed the thread title hopefully that clears up any confusion

[WhiteRat]

Much much better. :love

[MetalMilitia]

Now that the title has been fixed perhaps we can finally get down to some serious discussion of the movies we don't wish to not ever not get the misfortune not to see. :thumbsup

[Pentegarn]

Some of them are actually pretty good. Bowling for Columbine I really liked for example. Seriously, try watching them at least, before you discount them as crap.

As an anti-socialist and an objectivist, I don't need to see a movie from the champion of socialism to know I don't want to see his movies.

[Xydexx]

Talledega Nights
Oh, dear. That's coming up Real Soon Now in my NetFlix queue. Should I be worried?

[Xydexx]

WRT: Prophecy
I love the one from the 70's with the monsters and the exploding sleeping bags.
My younger brother and I watched that when we were kids and laughed our asses off at that scene. :)