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Dr. Octogonopus
Feb 22nd, 2008, 07:54 PM
Have you guys seen that Jack in the Box commercial, where him and I'm assuming his wife and some other couple are in the hot tub, and they're making implications of a foursome? What the hell is up with that?!?! It forced me into the experience of inhaling a gulpful of cherry limeade, choking, and now I have to clean the keyboard, all because Jack decided to give me mind taint. What is up with commercials becoming increasingly disturbing?!?!

liquidstatik
Feb 22nd, 2008, 07:55 PM
yeah foursomes are freaeeeaaaky

sloth
Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:05 PM
so is some variation on the theme of having to clean your drink off your computer screen/keyboard just the pseudo-highbrow longhand for 'LOL' or 'WTF' now?

Sam
Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:07 PM
I would SSSSOOOOOO involve myself into a foursome if Jack was in it just for the damn story.

Dr. Octogonopus
Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:09 PM
so is some variation on the theme of having to clean your drink off your computer screen/keyboard just the pseudo-highbrow longhand for 'LOL' or 'WTF' now?

It was a sort of WTF, but in a different variation, like WTF I NEED BLEACH.

23_
Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:12 PM
so is some variation on the theme of having to clean your drink off your computer screen/keyboard just the pseudo-highbrow longhand for 'LOL' or 'WTF' now?
Either that or it's going to be a theme for future commercials.

Tadao
Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:27 PM
I'm fucking a hamburger right now! What are the odds?

Tadao
Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:30 PM
Extra Mayo, hold the pickle between 2 all beef patties!

23_
Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:33 PM
Is the pickle super-sized?

Dr. Octogonopus
Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:34 PM
Giggity....?

liquidstatik
Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:37 PM
THIS THREAD SHOULD HAVE STOPPED AFTER THE FIRST REPLY

Yizas
Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:48 PM
Makes you wonder what Mcdonald's or Burguer king ummm maybe wendys r gonna do about it

OMG freaking GANG BANG!

Tadao
Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:49 PM
Thanks for killing the thread fag.

Dr. Octogonopus
Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:59 PM
I'm afraid to think about what would happen when Jared from Subway showed up....

Yizas
Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:07 PM
Hey i got one

What about the morning after,

Jack's neighbor:Hey jack how about a breakfest burrito
Jack: Nah had PLENTY of that yesterday

liquidstatik
Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:09 PM
LOCKED

Tadao
Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:14 PM
Hey i got one

What about the morning after,

Jack's neighbor:Hey jack how about a breakfest burrito
Jack: Nah had PLENTY of that yesterday

Please explain how this is funny or even sexual?

Yizas
Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:19 PM
well it implies gay sex
burrito = penis

Dr. Octogonopus
Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:23 PM
Damn, Tadao, even <I>I</I> understood that one.

Tadao
Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:27 PM
If your penis looks like a burrito, you should see a Dr. about that. Do you keep if strapped between 2 boards for that flat look that's all the rage nowadays?

Gay sex and penises! Yeah, that's funny.

Yizas
Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:29 PM
more fun than fucking a hamburguer

Tadao
Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:37 PM
Oh! I was serious about that :(

Dr. Octogonopus
Feb 22nd, 2008, 10:18 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWW

WhiteRat
Feb 22nd, 2008, 10:32 PM
I think you are suffering from severe meth psychosis. Put some clothes on, stop fighting with your sister, and for the love of Zeus get your ass in rehab.

Yizas
Feb 22nd, 2008, 10:55 PM
God get out of my mind ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Dr. Octogonopus
Feb 23rd, 2008, 07:01 PM
So.... are you real, white rat? Or is it just the meth you say I'm on? How can I believe you if I'm on meth???