Question from a nerdy loser.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Well, I've found that the best advice can come from forums. And I'm going to sound like the loser I am. But....
How the hell am I supposed to ask her out?? As a hopeless teenager with no experience whatsoever, what do I do? Is there some kind of guideline? I honestly don't know!

[DuFresne]

Make sure she's not out of your league

[Chojin]

warm her up first by watching her through the window at her place of work

you will know the temperature is right when she sees you and runs into the back, presumably to masturbate.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

warm her up first by watching her through the window at her place of work

you will know the temperature is right when she sees you and runs into the back, presumably to masturbate.

As hilarious as that was, (no sarcasm there), I don't think that would tide over well.....

[Yizas]

Well dude youre just gonna have to MAN IT UP and just ask her out, made sure youre not creepy and stutering and try to make EYE ok EYE CONTACT not feet, not breast, EYE contact and well that's pretty much it Oh an listen to DuFresne (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4734) make sure she is not out of your league

[Tadao]

Please tell me you have had casual conversations with her already.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Of course. We're pretty good friends, actually. But the one time I finally worked up my nerve to ask her out, a bunch of our friends showed up and killed my nerves.

[Tadao]

She's probably wondering why you haven't asked her out yet, other wise she wouldn't be talking to you.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Maybe, it's really hard to tell with her. :<

[HickMan]

No she isn't. You're just not too bright. Just ask her out. Not a date, but just for something to drink. Something casual. and BE COOL! :joecool

[Sam]

You should listen to Hickman, he knows so much about ladies that he had a 7-way with all ladies. :eek

[Dr. Octogonopus]

You should listen to Hickman, he knows so much about ladies that he had a 7-way with all ladies. :eek

Really? THAT is impressive. You are my new hero, Hickman.

[Zomboid]

No she isn't. You're just not too bright. Just ask her out. Not a date, but just for something to drink. Something casual. and BE COOL! :joecool

YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO GO FOR A DRINK! ACT YOUR AGE

[Hangie]

Also if please post details later of what happens, I am having similar problem but not enough that I'm going to ask a forum. Enough though that I'm willing to read a forum post.

[thebomba]

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[Vanhelm13]

Okay here's what you do.
You go up with both hands extended and give'em a good squeeze.
She'll either be relieved and ask you why it took so long, or be too shocked to say anything.
It's a win-win

...Unless they're lumpy or something

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I can't stress enough how much I hate you new guys.............

[HickMan]

I MEANT MAYBE SOME COFFEE OR TEA IF YOU'RE GAY, ZOMBOID

[MetalMilitia]

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If I could ban you I would.

[Fat_Hippo]

Don't worry, he'll get bored eventually. At least that's my hope.

[Emu]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_4_141.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm484LXUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_12_7.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm484LXUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_11_10.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm484LXUS) LMAO u ppl freak me out oO

oh my god can we make these emoticons

[Fat_Hippo]

Please don't. They have none of the natural style of the rest of the smilies here and are actually just kind of annoying and not funny. As opposed to this HI-LARIOUS farting smilie!:fart
Just look at him go!

[eggyolk]

is it honestly that hard to detect sarcasm over the internet?

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Sometimes, it is.
And it went pretty good, we're going to go see cloverfield. I didn't make an ass of myself like I thought I would. :)

[HickMan]

Our little Bobby's growing up!

[Fathom Zero]

By the way, if a girl says high to you frequently, i.e. every time you walk by, and you don't know her name, she's got the hots for you. I've made the mistake of not following up twice this year.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Okay, i'll keep that in mid. :)

[Fat_Hippo]

What if a girl in your class smiles at you almost every time she looks at you and you're looking back, but actually already has a boyfriend?

[MetalMilitia]

It means she's being polite and wants nothing more to do with you.

[HickMan]

Don't let boyfriends get in the way

[MattJack]

When women are smiling at you that usually means that they are wanting it bruh

So you needa show her whats up know what I'm super saiyin? or do you need me to give you a shovel so you can dig it?

[Schimid]

Wait, you saw the first movie right?

You nibbled her earlobe during the credits, right? It's customary.

[Odium]

How do I get over my fear of organs and genitals and fluids? I'd like to get intimate with a girl some day but I find human bodies revolting. Any helpful advice?

[MetalMilitia]

Try dressing her up as a toy or video game character.

[Fat_Hippo]

Have you considered bestiality? Hopefully not, because it's disgusting.
Okay, that wasn't really helpful, let me try again.
Have you considered watching lots of hardcore porn to get over it?
Not helpful either you say? Well, then I got nothing. I guess you're just a freak.

[Odium]

I've been practicing with a milk carton stuffed with steaks, but of course it is not the same.

Hardcore porn is appalling. All that grunting and slurping turns my stomach.

[Guitar Woman]

bluh

[Odium]

"Bluh" is right. Not sure what I was thinking when I typed that stuff. Seemed amusing at the time.

[Tadao]

Did it really?

[Odium]

I'm a nerdy loser.

[MetalMilitia]

I could've told you that.

[HickMan]

This thread should be renamed to "Let's all ask HickMan sex questions because he's the only member that's NOT a nerdy loser"

[Dr. Octogonopus]

D: My soul!

[MattJack]

HICKMAN I CHALLENGE YOU


HICKMAN YOU WIN BECAUSE YOU HAVE HAD SEX WITH TWO WOMEN ON A BOAT AND I HAVENT

THIS ENDS THE CHALLENGE :(

[executioneer]

THIS THREAD, YOU ARE NOW ON FIRE

THE ARSONIST IS ME >:

[HickMan]

FATALITY