PDA

View Full Version : Idea for a movie. Animal House meets Jail


10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 13th, 2008, 10:25 PM
Basically a prison movie with a bunch of pranks and hi-jinks. A bunch of rival prison cliques trying to either outdo each other, mess with the guards or I guess just shank people.

I have a mental image of this balding, angry looking warden sitting down at his desk, hitting his intercom for his secretary to bring him some coffee. Instead he gets hit with a brick in the head. Warden gets up and just yells "D - BLOCCCKKKKK!!!!!" with his fists in the air

Title of the movie would be

Big House Party


Open to suggestions

JediScum
Mar 14th, 2008, 12:23 AM
Instead of coffee, have him demand his secretary for a Mountain Dew. Then she gives him pickle brine.

executioneer
Mar 14th, 2008, 02:09 AM
didn't they already make let's go to prison

Obscurus Lupa
Mar 14th, 2008, 10:51 AM
LOL The title is awesome. I'd watch it. ;)

Dr. Boogie
Mar 14th, 2008, 12:20 PM
And then, one of the convicts has a plan to tunnel out of the prison, but he's got to get rid of that extra dirt somehow, and wacky hijinx ensue!

Esuohlim
Mar 14th, 2008, 01:21 PM
Yeah I come up with terrible movie ideas all the time too

Dr. Boogie
Mar 14th, 2008, 02:47 PM
With Tiny Lister as the scary black inmate, and Leslie Neilsen as the kind, yet wacky, older prisoner.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 14th, 2008, 07:47 PM
It needs Rowdy Roddy Piper as the corrections officer who sneaks in the soundsystem for the party scene too.

WhiteRat
Mar 15th, 2008, 01:41 AM
You better have Gilbert Gottfried as the Hannibal Lector-type character.

GADZOOKS
Mar 18th, 2008, 09:37 AM
Don't Drop Da Soap

A Jay and Silent Bob Fanfiction by Zeldasbiggestfan

MetalMilitia
Mar 18th, 2008, 09:58 AM
The warden would hold a sporting event in which the two blocks would complete at drinking beers and riding tricycles to prove which was the best and in the end one of the blocks would do an off-the-hook rock song about how prison sucks(!) winning the respect of the prison population and cementing their reputation as the badest dudes in town.

Jeff The Ninja
Mar 28th, 2008, 01:03 AM
Dont forget the Conjugal Visit scene. Where the biggest jerk out of all the prisoners (the snitch) has his hot GF coming in for some lovin, the good guys replace the GF with a big gay European dude with whos into S&M. The entire encounter is captured on video and played for the whole entire prison during the talent show. Which is won by the good guys after they play a kickass rendition of Jailhouse Rock.

J. Tithonus Pednaud
Mar 28th, 2008, 11:30 PM
The warden would hold a sporting event in which the two blocks would complete at drinking beers and riding tricycles to prove which was the best and in the end one of the blocks would do an off-the-hook rock song about how prison sucks(!) winning the respect of the prison population and cementing their reputation as the badest dudes in town.

Ha! HA!

Neerrrrds!

layla17
Apr 2nd, 2008, 02:29 PM
It sounds like a good idea for a movie. You could do so many things with the whole dropping the soap cliche too.

MetalMilitia
Apr 2nd, 2008, 02:42 PM
Yes, I envisage a prisoner dropping the soap and subsequently being raped. Hilarious by any definition of the word.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 4th, 2008, 08:47 PM
Anyone remember a movie in prison where a guy drops his soap, then everyone else just laughs at him because he has slippery hands instead of the usual grab your ankles routine?