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MattJack
Mar 18th, 2008, 05:32 PM
yes we need more rules on i-mockery and we need a slew of admins, moderators, and jagoffs to help maintain the rulez
this makes perfect sense
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 05:34 PM
note taken, zomboid 2
MattJack
Mar 18th, 2008, 05:34 PM
what is wrong with the current system, GW Sr.?
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 05:35 PM
what is the problem with trying this for a while and scrapping it if it makes the boards worse?
not everything we do is a response to a specific problem.
Tadao
Mar 18th, 2008, 05:41 PM
Oh great, MattJack weighs in again without providing any solutions.
Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2008, 05:50 PM
Zomboid, I'm really curious, what did I do to make you hate me enough to yell at me in every other post you make?
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 05:51 PM
I do my very best to be unbiased when administrating. I know that I am not the best judge of whether or not Zomboid or GW get infraction rights, and that is why I'm passing on the vote to others. The people who I am passing on without a second person's say-so right now are the people who would definitely get through such a screening process anyway.
The purpose of this wasn't to disguise my desire to ban certain people - honestly, if I wanted to, I just would. The idea here is to give our senior members a greater say in how the board is run. Members such as sspad, modular, et al.
RaNkeri
Mar 18th, 2008, 05:51 PM
but I don't like the idea of you being the only one picking these people. You're not a total ogre, but you're definitely biased and essentially deputizing a bunch of your little minions isn't the greatest of ideas, seeing as how they all act the same way.
I think i'm also going to require most admins and mods to weigh in on applicants.
:rolleyes
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 05:51 PM
Yeah I read that, you fucking chud. I'm just making sure it really happens.
- That's not directed at you tadao. You aren't as annoying as you used to be :D
Edit: Also, I think that having established yourself somewhat should be a pre-req as well, if it wasn't already implied. Someone like rankeri (thanks for showing up!) wouldn't exactly know what to do and the majority of the senior members probably don't even know who he is. Plus, he's finnish or some shit.
MattJack
Mar 18th, 2008, 05:52 PM
Tadao, I'm giving my opinion. Go take some pictures with your shirt off, fuse some more parts of your skeleton, and chill out.
See. That is why I like this place. You can be a sarcastic ass and it isn't any big deal. You can hound me and make fun of me all day and I wouldn't care. That is why I like this place.
I just think the more people who have special powers is dumb. I'm afraid it will more/less turn into a popularity/d*ck measuring contest. It isn't really hard to see things turning into that.
I don't run I-Mockery or have any say in how the site or forum is run, but I guess being the asshole that I am, I naturally have to disagree with this whole deal.
Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2008, 05:53 PM
Yes, Chojin is a lying scumbag and this is all a conspiracy to make sure you get in trouble on the internet
Tadao
Mar 18th, 2008, 05:53 PM
Yeah I read that, you fucking chud. I'm just making sure it really happens.
- That's not directed at you tadao. You aren't as annoying as you used to be :D
I will be again, I like to stand on the border of love/hate.
Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2008, 06:08 PM
I also only mentioned him because he's really the only one who has this problem. Shocking!
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 06:10 PM
My attitude isn't the problem. You're the one always going off and starting shit. You've done it twice in this thread alone.
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 06:12 PM
That'll be the last word in this thread regarding the epic feud of Zomboid VS GW.
MLE
Mar 18th, 2008, 06:13 PM
That'll be the last word in this thread regarding the epic feud of Zomboid VS GW.
GW, shhhh
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 06:15 PM
Only I've been here longer and have never pretended to be a woman. Oopsie :lol
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 06:52 PM
So outta curiosity, which other mod agreed to liquid?
Edit: Check the music forum. The what are you listening to thread. Milhouse editted it out and I think there was a comment about thinking he'd already editted it out. Nice choice, hoss.
MattJack
Mar 18th, 2008, 06:57 PM
So what is wrong with me being on the i-mockery police?
I wouldn't go after GW or any of your other fans, Chojin. I have always reported spam or porn to mods (mostly to Boogie) and I have been reading these forums since the EZ board days. I have only officially been here for over a year now.
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:00 PM
And the both of you - if you're just going to sit in this thread and whine and cry about me all day, you're going to get sent away for a week to internet summer camp again.
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:00 PM
Ok chojin, if someone is at school or work and browsing the boards and come across a picture of a 15 year old girl covered in jizz, that's work safe? He's exactly the kind of person who's been perpetuating the slew of shit that's been pouring through here lately.
Also, what IS wrong with mattjack, aside from the fact that he's not on your side?
edit - lol DISAGREE AND I BAN YOU
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:02 PM
Big daddy Z- He is being a douche lately, much like yourself. I am not going to let people who think it's hilarious to troll forums have buttons that let them warn and temporarily ban people. How is this unreasonable?
And MM- noted, I'll take him off and put him on the questionable/considerations list.
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:08 PM
Big daddy Z- He is being a douche lately, much like yourself. I am not going to let people who think it's hilarious to troll forums have buttons that let them warn and temporarily ban people. How is this unreasonable?
And MM- noted, I'll take him off and put him on the questionable/considerations list.
Neither of us have been trolling. We disagree with you pretty frequently and you just call us trolls and perpetuate the bullshit you try to ban us for. Stop being such a pathetic twat. Mattjack has never been banned or done anything out of line except for disagree about the wii being the BEST SYSTEM EVAR!!!!
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:10 PM
Aaaaand that's about all the Zomboid I can take for the next 2 days.
MattJack
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:12 PM
I pick on about two people and I could care less if they fuck with me back.
You are really dumb if you think I would ban or warn people simply because I don't like them. That would jeopardize my stay here and I don't want to do that.
This is a damn popularity contest and you know it.
"Being a douche."
That is pretty funny because I think you are constantly being a douche who swings his inTARnet weight around for really no reason. Back in the day, half the people hated you, but yet now you are a mod. You are basically GW in 3 or 4 years, let's face it.
DUZ THIS MEAN I AM BANNED NOW? CAUSE I DISAGREE WITH YOU AND UR POPULARITY CONTEST?
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:15 PM
Posts in this thread:
Chojin 25
Guitar Woman 12
MattJack 11
Tadao 10
Zomboid 10
Nearly a full page of you two crying about me. In response, "yes."
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:15 PM
Hey chojin, do you have a ban button when people disagree with you and your pals in real life?
Tadao
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:17 PM
Aaaaand that's about all the Zomboid I can take for the next 2 days.
Piss them off and give me power :)
MattJack
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:19 PM
Oh SNAP! I got banned for disagreeing with Erik and on my way to ban hell I was saved
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:19 PM
I did not ban either of you for disagreeing with me. I think we already agreed on the system, right? I had banned you for turning every page of this discussion into a CHOJIN WHY ARE YOU HIRING YOUR PALS AS INTERNS discussion. I'm not. People who I think other people will disagree with are going to be screened. People who I do not like I will still add to the list but recommend against them.
You are not arguing points with me. You are making accusations. There is a world of difference between the two.
RaNkeri
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:20 PM
I probably would have face palmed this thread dozens of times already, if I wouldn't get infracted for it.
Oh well, I'll face palm in real life intead >:
WhiteRat
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:21 PM
Oh well, I'll face palm in real life intead >:
Bring it on you Finnish son of a bitch!
Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:22 PM
http://www.deusexgaming.com/images/deusex/info/DXImportantChars/JCDenton.jpg
OH MY GOD, ZOMBOID, THERE'S A BOMB IN THE HELICOPTOR
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:22 PM
Chojin, you ARE biased and it's painfully obvious.
"Ok chojin, if someone is at school or work and browsing the boards and come across a picture of a 15 year old girl covered in jizz, that's work safe? He's exactly the kind of person who's been perpetuating the slew of shit that's been pouring through here lately.
Also, what IS wrong with mattjack, aside from the fact that he's not on your side?"
I pointed out exactly why liquid should be removed. Did you remove him? No. You waited for someone who's not on your shit list to comment before you did anything.
What was your reply to my question about mattjack? "He's a douchebag". Yeah, you're doing a wonderful job of being impartial here.
Grislygus
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:24 PM
Oh wait, sorry, MORE spectacularly annoying feuds.
EDIT: I'm not intending to say that in a douchelike manner, but fer crying out loud, all THREE of you are keeping this thing going
Tadao
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:24 PM
I'm with Chojin
MattJack
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:24 PM
I thought disagreeing was part of the I-Mockery way.
I thought fighting, bickering, being sarcastic, and being cynical was the way shit worked around here.
I thought I could make fun of somebody's dad killing theirself in a gaming thread while still enjoying what the thread was about.
I thought we could all be one BIG crazy family.
THIS WAS THE I-MOCKERY I GREW TO LOVE AND NOW IT FEELS LIKE I'M LOSING HER :tear
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:26 PM
I'm only human and you two are indeed pissing me off. After a certain point in time I'm going to stop carefully explaining why I feel you're wrong and just start telling you to shut up. It's a time-honored tradition we've had on these forums for the past 8 or so years.
I did remove liquid.
I do not value your opinion on who should and should not be moderator because I feel that you are not qualified to make such distinctions based on your behavior.
I treat Mattjack as your echo because he is.
Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:28 PM
I think Zomboid's just a bad influence on the MattJack.
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:29 PM
This isn't a police force or anything, but fuck, if you're in any position of authority, at least ATTEMPT to be impartial. I can't recall when you ever actually explained why you feel we're wrong. For the longest time, you've just sided with your little minions and acted as if we're going around looking for trouble. Then you ban us.
Tadao
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:29 PM
You go over there, you do that, hey you pick this up and put it there.
Sam
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:30 PM
I AM GOING TO INFRACT EVERYONE FOR DERAILING THIS THREAD.
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:32 PM
This isn't a police force or anything, but fuck, if you're in any position of authority, at least ATTEMPT to be impartial. I can't recall when you ever actually explained why you feel we're wrong. For the longest time, you've just sided with your little minions and acted as if we're going around looking for trouble. Then you ban us.
All right, let's pretend that will change something. I'll go ahead and compile a list later tonight.
Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:33 PM
http://www.hlfallout.net/images/content/enemies/full/metrocop_full.jpg
PICK UP THAT CAN
Girl Drink Drunk
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:34 PM
Mattjack, if it's worth anything, I'm pretty sure Chojin wouldn't think that highly of me enough to give me mod powers based on disposition.
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:39 PM
Well, considering your fiancee is a super mod, your best friend is now part of this new group, and you have no problem abusing the powers YOU already have, I don't exactly feel like this is the most just grouping around.
You don't think I am qualified to comment on what's not safe for work? I browse the forums at school. It's essentially the same fucking thing. I don't want to see that kind of shit anywhere, nevermind when I can actually get in shit for it. I don't think the college would revoke my wireless access or anything, but I'd kind of rather not explain what the fuck is on my screen at that point.
Besides all that - boogie has already said that he thinks mattjack and I would be fine. Also, if ya remember, I was on the staff at one point, so even the guy running the site thought enough of me to put me on there.
MattJack
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:40 PM
:lol
FatRaver doesn't like me and I don't get special police powers because of it.
FatRaver can install all the rule and point systems he sees fit. THIS is the kind of bullshit that makes people stop posting anyways. I thought the rules were perfectly fine before, but apparently some type of hierarchy needed to be installed. Silly me for thinking it's completely fucking stupid, and that it might cause people to watch what they post due to having some dumb fuck simply not liking them. Shit, they might just stop posting entirely due to excessive amounts of cuntery from the i-mockery senior club, not the posters.
Cause really, internet forums need a dick ton (.91 metric tons of dick for you englishmen)of rules and police.
I guess I'm of the old skkkooooolll babbbyyy.
I will stop posting in this thread now for your enjoyment.
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:41 PM
It's just another way to have a popularity contest. Some of the popular people are the ones who are doing the most damage as of late.
That was to milhouse, NOT TO YOU, JERK! (if we disagree, we will stand a better chance of evading them :()
RaNkeri
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:42 PM
:rolleyes
Tadao
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:43 PM
Look Chojin, it's not like you can't take it away from MattJack/GW/Liquid if they abuse it or act like wads.
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:43 PM
edit: STOP POSTING AT THE SAME TIME AS ME, TADAO
WhiteRat
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:45 PM
Hey Rankeri how about your stop rolling your eyes all the time. I think this latest set of "rollies" makes the third one i've seen from you today. I suggest mixing your emotions by utilizing this instead: :love
RaNkeri
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:47 PM
ok :(
I'm gonna hit the bed in a minute anyway, I'll have my rollies ready for tomorrow :lol
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:47 PM
My fiancee is a super mod after a vote took place.
My 'best friend' - who I met through this board - is part of the group because no one would have a problem with him. Do you have a problem with him? Does anyone else? It looks to me like you're just trying to spin the issue.
I don't abuse the important powers I have (I will confess to changing avatars and signatures for no good reason). This thread is over 2 pages long. It was moved out of a thread that is barely 4 pages long. Food for thought.
As for you being former staff, people change. Clearly.
MetalMilitia
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:47 PM
Yeah, if the wind changes you'll be stuck that way. :rolleyes
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:50 PM
and jesus christ could you guys stop trying to bring your pissfit back to that thread already
MattJack
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:52 PM
So do Chojin do you run I-Mockery now? I don't really understand. I think it's my southern brain or something.
I mean, it always seems like you have these awesome new ideas and rules to implement. Does the I-Mockery staff get together on this or is it more or less you saying, "HEY I THINK THIS WOULD BE GREAT! WHAT ABOUT YALL?!"
I'm just curious as to how all this comes to be, you know, changing how the forum is run. I know Mr. Mockery is a helluva busy man, but maybe he could post these new changes.
Basically what I'm saying is I'm going over your head. I'm angry. I want answers to make me feel better. I want to speak with your manager, sir, please get back to making my fries.
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:53 PM
My fiancee is a super mod after a vote took place.
My 'best friend' - who I met through this board - is part of the group because no one would have a problem with him. Do you have a problem with him? Does anyone else? It looks to me like you're just trying to spin the issue.
I don't abuse the important powers I have (I will confess to changing avatars and signatures for no good reason). This thread is over 2 pages long. It was moved out of a thread that is barely 4 pages long. Food for thought.
As for you being former staff, people change. Clearly.
My point is that you have people who you are close to and are certainly a lot more inclined to side with you on any number of things.
Given the fact that you just banned mattjack and I for disagreeing with you, I'd say you abuse the important "powers" enough that you should cool the fuck down.
I've only changed in that I've gotten more mature and gained some new interests. That's about it. Anyone who's known me for the majority of the time that I've been here knows that. Boogie can vouch for me just like you can vouch for schimid and anyone else you know well enough to trust with this GREAT POWER.
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:53 PM
mattjack what are you doing for spring break
i haven't decided yet
Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:54 PM
He banned you for being obnoxious faggots who are convinced of some sort of CONSPIRACY and won't shut the fuck up.
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:54 PM
this question also applies to zomboid, who i will also ask if he has any plans to buy an atv
Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:54 PM
I've only changed in that I've gotten more mature
lol
Dr. Boogie
Mar 18th, 2008, 08:09 PM
In case anyone missed it, I added Mattjack as an UC because he's been at this feuding thing for less time than zomboid, and he'll surely even things out if there's a bias. Of course, the position has no real power, so this is all kind of silly, but still...
Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2008, 08:11 PM
I think the position isn't really the issue here. There's been a really heavy tension between certain people lately, and this was just an excuse for it to be let out.
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 08:12 PM
You should go relieve that tension with your wii.
Emu
Mar 18th, 2008, 08:12 PM
Everybody ignored my scathing Wendy's post. :(
Dr. Boogie
Mar 18th, 2008, 08:13 PM
You're on Dave Thomas' list, Emu.
Grislygus
Mar 18th, 2008, 08:15 PM
Now that the feud's wound down I'm bored again. :(
MetalMilitia
Mar 18th, 2008, 08:16 PM
At this stage in the unrelated discussion I feel I should also admit to hating Wiis. There I said it.
Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2008, 08:17 PM
I haven't played Strikers in forever, that's a good idea
sspadowsky
Mar 18th, 2008, 09:04 PM
I say enact whatever sort of measures will keep things chaotic and funny. This thread alone has brought me much mirth.
Naturally, I think Chojy is a big ol' sweetie, and MattJack makes me laugh more than most on this board. So I think you two should exchange a big sloppy wet kiss, and shake hands, and ban everyone else on the board, so I alone can enjoy your i-shenanigans.
Fathom Zero
Mar 18th, 2008, 09:28 PM
I do my very best to be unbiased when administrating.
I have to say I feel this is true, actually.
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 09:28 PM
tbh i liked mattjack before yesterday :o don't know what the hell got into him.
mattjack do you like naked sonic the hedgehog characters as much as i do
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 09:29 PM
why thank you fathom zero would you like special privledges ;) ;) ;)
MattJack
Mar 18th, 2008, 09:33 PM
what did I do yesterday? Is it caused I went all road warrior on Tadao or GW?
I'm a rebel Chojin, a rebel without a cause... I just go from forum to forum.. rebelling n shit.. you wouldn't understand a guy like me.. I'm trouble.. just trouble for a nice boy like you.
I haven't ever seen any pictures of that blue bastard in the shower to be honest. Does he have a **ck ring that falls off if he gets attacked?
Schimid
Mar 18th, 2008, 09:50 PM
What'd I miss?
Chojin
Mar 18th, 2008, 09:51 PM
we are secretly conspiring to take over the forums, slowly.
it's like that dilbert cartoon where wally wears a shorter tie every day.
Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:02 PM
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/8299/abomblr7.jpg
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:03 PM
That gets more and more hilarious every time.
Girl Drink Drunk
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:07 PM
There was a lot of Zomboid and Guitar Woman slapping each other with their wangs.
Emu
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:07 PM
My first yellow card!
Tadao
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:08 PM
Me too! Can we make yellows stay forever since the don't have points?
Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:08 PM
well dayum
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:10 PM
There was a lot of Zomboid and Guitar Woman slapping each other with their wangs.
lol he's part of the police squad so he think he's people now.
Tadao
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:12 PM
NARCS!
GADZOOKS
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:13 PM
Was this what it was like when I would fight Guitarwoman. I thought I use to tell jokes, at least.
EDIT: FEEL FREE TO YELLOW CARD THIS POST, I'M A DUMMY
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:16 PM
Internet fighting :lol
GADZOOKS
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:19 PM
Zomboard, I'm not trying to be a jerk you just gotta stop fighting. You don't want to be Sevenforce, that guy sucks toes.
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:20 PM
Knock knock!
GADZOOKS
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:21 PM
What is this some kind of prank? Am I being spoofed?
Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:22 PM
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana? :lol
GADZOOKS
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:23 PM
I'm being spoofed. This fucking sucks. I look like an idiot on the web.
corpexec44
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:30 PM
I sure could use a bong hit.....
Tadao
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:34 PM
I've got something to say. I like movies and I hate sports. Every time some jock posts in sports movies gets flagged as something new is in there. How would you like it if it was in Games Chojin? Jerk.
GADZOOKS
Mar 18th, 2008, 11:41 PM
I'm going to touchdown on your face, jerk
JediScum
Mar 19th, 2008, 12:03 AM
Sports are totally awesome!
You do play them, right?
GADZOOKS
Mar 19th, 2008, 12:06 AM
I DO AND I PLAY TACKLE NOT FLAG, FAG.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 12:48 AM
GW isn't on the special police force you dink.
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:01 AM
I was referring to the guy that I quoted you fag.
Sam
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:03 AM
Chojin as Super Citizen I am going to have to ask you to stop going into threads and provoking Zomboid for no reason.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:04 AM
didn't think i was, it looked like he was doing it again :o
still does, but whatever
Sam
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:05 AM
If looks could kill. :rolleyes
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:05 AM
I thought we already established that you see what you want to see. Kind of like how you see any redeeming qualities in the wii :lol
ohhhhhh fuck
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:07 AM
i guess you have me conditioned by this point!
Tadao
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:07 AM
I thought we already established that you see what you want to see. Kind of like how you see any redeeming qualities in the wii :lol
ohhhhhh fuck
Ouch!
executioneer
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:07 AM
TEN POINTS FROM BOTH HOUSES
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:08 AM
I am the pavlov of i-mockery :rolleyes
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:08 AM
also what the hell? i'll provoke whoever I want in this thread ;< this thread is full of the shit that got bilged out of the real one. For example!
Zomboid tongues cats' anuses on a regular basis.
And he doesn't even like the taste.
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:09 AM
Oh, you :rolleyes
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:10 AM
I hear that Zomboid secretly hates the 360.
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:11 AM
You heard right :rolleyes
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:11 AM
I heard that Zomboid actually needs to shut up once in a while :x
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:12 AM
Really? I am forever fascinated by his comments.
Like the one where he revealed his long-kept secret for hating someone on these very forums!
I won't reveal it, though, you'll have to read it to figure it out. It's more rewarding that way.
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:12 AM
Gee, look who showed up to take her wife's side :rolleyes
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:13 AM
I wonder if they talk over breakfast and stuff or if they retreat to their individual computer labs and IM each other :rolleyes
Tadao
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:14 AM
Gee, look who showed up to take her wife's side :rolleyes
Leave GW out of this.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:14 AM
srsly
zomboid are you getting paid by the emoticon
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:15 AM
Wouldn't you like to know ;<
Sam
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:15 AM
INFRACTIONS FOR ALL OF YOU.
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:15 AM
Zomboid, Eric and I have similar tastes, but not as similar distastes. You're one of the few that spans both of our irritations on this board.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:15 AM
i see what you did there
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:16 AM
Plus, you talk too much
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:16 AM
Zomboid, not Eric :x
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:16 AM
how dare you
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:17 AM
;_;
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:17 AM
zomboid is like a fine wine
he sucks
Tadao
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:18 AM
zomboid, you need to get your girlfriend in here to help defend you.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:18 AM
i think mattjack is gone for the night
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:18 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/oo.jpg
Chojin and MLE make a cute couple :rolleyes
Thanks for the graffiti on the picture, whoever you are :rolleyes
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:19 AM
So has the PS3 :<
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:20 AM
scandalous
i never once thought when i put that picture on the internet that someone would see it
PSPSPS: Zomboid once stole an energy drink from a convenience store and still feels TERRIBLE about it.
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:21 AM
Do you guys invite schimid into the mix too? :x
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:21 AM
Zomboid fact: "measure twice, cut once" meant something entirely different in his household and is the source of much of his rage
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:22 AM
Zomboid fact: Zomboid's life is better with mattjack in it
Sam
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:22 AM
FUNFACT: CHOJIN LIVES IN AMERICA AND ZOMBOID IN CANADA, NO WONDER THEY CANNOT GET ALONG THEY ARE LIKE CATS AND FROGS.
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:22 AM
Chojin do your parents know that you are a disgusting raver/boy kisser? :x
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:23 AM
Chojin fact : He has not one, but TWO sites dedicated to his love for the wii! One of them also incorporates his love for cats!
Edit: Cause dogs don't like ravers :(
liquidstatik
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:23 AM
sup dudes 8]
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:24 AM
yes
moving on, did you know that
Zomboid fact: Zomboid was once raped at Nintendo world headquarters and just won't let it go
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:25 AM
Zomboid fact: zomboid NEVER checks for bad spots on produce. because he is gay.
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:25 AM
Zomboid factoid: At age 12, he fell off his tricycle and scraped his knee pretty badly
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:25 AM
DID YOU KNOW THAT: Chojin envisions Shigeru Miyamoto (Creator of many Nintendo favorites!) when he pounds MLE?
Also, Shigeru has been informed of this and is greatly flattered.
Guitar Woman
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:26 AM
woah woah
thread stops here
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:27 AM
Zomboid fact: zomboid has a collection of every picture chojin has ever posted and is just dying to post them in this thread as soon as imageshack hosts them
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:27 AM
zomboid fact: zomboid is guitar woman
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:27 AM
That's fine by me. I'm gonna go beat off to some pics of Bill Gates holding an xbox.
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:28 AM
Zomboid Factoid: Zomboid was pronounced dead in 11th grade, but insisted on hating Guitar Woman some more.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:28 AM
zomboid fact: zomboid isn't even very good at video games, really
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:28 AM
zomboid fact: the 11th grade is still one year in the future DUN DUN DUN
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:28 AM
WHOA WHOA WHOA
Guitar Woman
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:28 AM
Guitar Woman fact: I love you guys :D
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:29 AM
Zomboid Factoid: He's still working off those training wheels!
Esuohlim
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:30 AM
zomboid fact: zomboid isn't even very good at video games, really
Shit son that's a little below the belt
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:30 AM
zomboid fact: zomboid is tremendously handsome and has been asked to model on several occasions
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:30 AM
Zomboid fact: He's got friends that aren't also "fellow posters"!
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:30 AM
zomboid fact: for BABY food, am i right
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:30 AM
zomboid fact: zomboid does not know how to wait his turn when posting in this thread
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:30 AM
Zomboid Factoid: Zomboid has two fully functioning sets of genitalia!
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:31 AM
zomboid fact: zomboid's last fact is a lie
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:31 AM
Zomboid Factoid: Both are female!
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:31 AM
Zomboid does not enjoy husband, wife, and shemale son combos trying to BRING THA HEAT all at once.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:31 AM
zomboid fact: zomboid owns a dirtbike and tries to ride in the house when dad's at work
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:32 AM
Zomboid Factoid: He has a collection of 43 My Little Ponies in mint or near mint condition.
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:33 AM
Zomboid fact: I sold those on ebay years ago to have enough to buy my wii!
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:33 AM
zomboid fact: zomboid tried to leave this thread almost a page ago, but is not above staying around to voice additional complaints
Guitar Woman
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:33 AM
Zomboid fact: he just can't take the heat
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:33 AM
Zomboid Factoid: His secret "Celebrity Crush" is, and always has been, Levar Burton.
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:35 AM
General fact: The wii is a wonderful way to exercise and is a formidable substitute for any gym and traditional workout.
Tadao
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:35 AM
Gw fact: He feels like he's somebody today and wrote it in his diary.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:35 AM
zomboid fact: zomboid owns a life-size statue of himself. no one is sure why.
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:35 AM
Fact: Peacocks (Pavo cristatus) are members of the pheasant family. The word peacock actually refers to the male bird, while females are peahens, and the young are peachicks. A group of these together is referred to as a bevy. While the peacock is a wild bird by nature, they have been domesticated in many countries. The raising of these beautiful birds can be both a time consuming and worthy hobby. One of the first things that a new owner of peacocks and peahens will learn is that they can and do become stressed. These grand birds like peace and harmony. Surprisingly, these birds can be found in zoos across the country, wandering about freely at several of them. While these birds seem to have a low stress level when contained on a farm, they seem to deal better with stress if they have more room, as they do when they are able to wander about at these zoos. Keeping this in mind, if you choose to raise peacocks and peahens, give them as much room as you possibly can.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:35 AM
tadao fact: MY SPIIIIIIIINE
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:36 AM
zomboid fact: dictionaries are hilarious
Tadao
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:37 AM
chojin fact: has no spine
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:37 AM
Zomboid Factoid: The Sony logo is stitched into every pair of his underwear
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:37 AM
Chojin fact: Gets the faggy raver equivalent of a spider-man's "spider sense" whenever gw is in danger.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:37 AM
zomboid fact: zomboid made chuck norris jokes before they became popular.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:38 AM
zomboid fact: zomboid would never do anything to jeopardise guitar woman and chojin's relationship
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:38 AM
zomboid fact: zomboid would have been the one to post that last fact if he was a smarter and better person
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:39 AM
Zomboid Factoid: His Bath and Bodywork's personal fragrance is Sparkling Peach.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:40 AM
zomboid fact: http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/1203476749442vw5.jpg
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:40 AM
I'm missing the PS3 facts. I don't own one, so they're very informative!
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:41 AM
Chojin fact: Shares an image database with gw ;<
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:41 AM
Zomboid Factoid: Zomboid never learned to take shower due to an incapacitating fear of rain.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:41 AM
zomboid fact: shares a bed with guitar woman ;<
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:42 AM
Chojin fact: Gets Schimid to go for the games, but stay for the sex :x
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:43 AM
Zomboid Factoid: He wants to watch
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:43 AM
zomboid factoid: he DOES watch
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:43 AM
MLE fact: sniffs the sheets :x
Guitar Woman
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:44 AM
Zomboid fact: the best thing about the 360 isn't beating the games, it's telling everyone online I did
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:44 AM
Zomboid Factoid: We found a small campsite outside of our bedroom window, but never discovered who it was.
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:45 AM
Chojin and MLE fact : Will probably HIGH FIVE and have a celebratory can of coke with two straws while discussing their internet battle. This will become the basis for their marriage :O
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:45 AM
zomboid: the user "zomboid" is actually a band of semi-intelligent trained seals
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:45 AM
Zomboid Factoid: They like beach balls
Zomboid
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:46 AM
GW fact: will probably ask them to turn on the webcam so he can feel like he has a family that loves him. His parents don't like "the fags".
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:46 AM
zomboid fact: zomboid will be divorced in five years - not because of a falling out, but because that's just what tough guys DO
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:46 AM
Zomboid Factoid: Hates laughter.
Tadao
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:47 AM
gw fact : feels better with panties on
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:47 AM
Zomboid Factoid: Wishes there were more colors in the rainbow
Guitar Woman
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:48 AM
fact fact: it's not gay if one of us wears a skirt
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:49 AM
zomboid fact: hannah montana would never do such a thing, liquidstatik you will pay dearly for this
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:49 AM
Zomboid Factoid: Really needs to go out to Rite Aid to get some nailpolish remover :<
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:51 AM
Zomboid Factoid: Will only eat Lean Cuisine Panini sandwiches.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:52 AM
zomboid fact: zomboid takes one (1) adult multivitamin every day, even though he is not qualified to do so
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:55 AM
Zomboid Factoid: He will continue seething in rage over this thread long after Eric and I stop posting.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:55 AM
Zomboid fact: yes, because i really care about what you two have to say :rolleyes
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:57 AM
zomboid fact: why don't you two go nintendo gay luigi mario gw rave fag gw gw wii :rolleyes
Guitar Woman
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:58 AM
GW fact: is only gay for bridget
Guitar Woman
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:59 AM
GW fact: THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH
Tadao
Mar 19th, 2008, 02:13 AM
Fact : I hate how the sports forum flags movies as a new post.
Schimid
Mar 19th, 2008, 02:38 AM
What'd I miss?
MetalMilitia
Mar 19th, 2008, 07:00 AM
This is the biggest scandal to hit i-mockery since Fartin figured out Chojin was reading his comments before he posted them.
Tadao
Mar 19th, 2008, 11:48 AM
Fact : I hate how the sports forum flags movies as a new post.
Really? A yellow flag?
Dr. Boogie
Mar 19th, 2008, 12:04 PM
This thread is gayer than The Warriors.
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 03:28 PM
excuse me boogie, but this is OUR gay little fight thread and no one invited you.
besides, would you really rather have all this spill out into the other topics?
Grislygus
Mar 19th, 2008, 03:34 PM
AW SHEEIT, CIVIL WAR'S ON NAW
Chojin
Mar 19th, 2008, 03:36 PM
tbh i think a pissy whiny thread like this is exactly what we needed!
MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 03:38 PM
I-Mockery Forums Factoid: This is the first time the forums has been interesting in 2 months!
Fathom Zero
Mar 22nd, 2008, 05:59 PM
I HATE THIS HATE
Sam
Mar 22nd, 2008, 06:06 PM
DEAR MODERATOR PLEASE CHANGE THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD TO "I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY" INSTEAD OF "I HAVE"
sloth
Mar 22nd, 2008, 07:39 PM
but I love the warriors!
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