!!!!ATTENTION ARTISTS - HELP A PROTOCLOWN OUT!!!!

[Protoclown]

I need a drawing, kind of cartoony, of a rhinoceros plowing through a couple of children carrying Easter baskets, perhaps tossing one of the children up in the air with his horn, but nothing too gory or bloody. Emphasis on the momentum of the rhino and the children's glee turning into surprise and horror.

Can somebody provide me with something like this? I may use it in my next piece, and I can't offer anything in return but credit for the drawing and my undying gratitude (which it actually turns out is worth nothing, it came as a shock to me too).

Please email them to protoclown@i-mockery.com.

Thanks!

[Mockery]

ART FORUM

[Protoclown]

What, where no one will see it?

[Mockery]

Wrongers. They've breathed new life into that forum and you'll have a hell of a lot better chance there. Here, I'll even move the thread for ya.

[MLE]

I know who would be best with this; I'll PM them if they don't see it by tonight.

<3 -Your Art Forum Moderator

[bigtimecow]

i bet it's zako :o

edit: j/k it's sloth, damnit

[MLE]

There are two actually... Sloth and terrva would both be perfect for this project.

[Protoclown]

Thanks Emily!

[sloth]

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o299/daveregan/easter.gif

make sure zako knows about this thing, im sure he can dish out something more like youre after. anyways, ive emailed you a high-res scan, hopefully it's useful! And if someone feels like inking this on the computer please go ahead, I don't have a tablet or the imagination to do it :( Also, I could swear there's a PBF strip with this scene in. I really hope not though.

[Tadao]

You captured all the suprise and horror, but I would take out the picnic blanket and make it more of an Easter egg hunt with a tree and one kid running.

It looks great though!

[Colonel Flagg]

Love the slobber. Very nice attention to detail.

[bigtimecow]

the eggs look like yoshi eggs :( :dork

[Protoclown]

Haha, Sloth, that rules! I will probably go with that! Thanks! Would you like to be credited as "Sloth" or by your real name?

[MLE]

"What, where no one will see it?" my ass >:

[Protoclown]

Back in the old days this forum didn't get much activity. I didn't know it was all popular now. :(

[Kitsa]

It's like a page from the best coloring book evar.