Suggest ways for me to ruin my sex drive

[Guitar Woman]

Because I want with all my heart to be a cold, mean, terrible bastard, even to girls. >:

[Pub Lover]

Have sex with a dude.

That dude being me.

Oh, go on.

[Fathom Zero]

Nudist camp.

[MetalMilitia]

Become older than 16.

[Esuohlim]

I came here to post what MetalMilitia posted

[Guitar Woman]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6216/thekinghk5.jpg

[Emu]

INFRACTION

[GADZOOKS]

Just because we lost our powers doesnt mean you can go all willy nilly with the internet memes again.

[Guitar Woman]

Clearly, none of you have ever been on the internet.

[GADZOOKS]

:oneofthosedays :oneofthosedays DJ GUITAR WOMAN :oneofthosedays :oneofthosedays

INTERNET XXX-PERT
~~~I HOPE SHE BRINGS LOTS OF SP-P-P-A-G-H-E-T-T-I~~~

[Guitar Woman]

4CHAN NEWS BULLETIN:

BEING EXASPERATED IS NOW A MEME

[Esuohlim]

To stay on topic, might I suggest this thread?

[GADZOOKS]

Nicely done, Guitar Woman, but it needs more videogame

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9427/combofaggotfu8.gif

[Dixie]

Imagine this guy sucking your dick.
http://nitespyder.com/FatGothKid.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

I swear, I've met that guy before.

[GADZOOKS]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9606/guitarwomanisagiganticmbs4.gif

[Chojin]

this page is full of the finest pictures to grace the internet

[executioneer]

have a doctor cut your n*ts off

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/thEmoRobot.jpg

[Hobo Renee]

Cold shower, or is that too old-school?

[executioneer]

saltpeter

and if just taking it straight doesn't work try mixing it fine with some charcoal and sulfur

[Guitar Woman]

wouldn't that make me explode

[executioneer]

;) ;) ;) ;)

[ElPila666]

GW how big is your sex drive?

[MetalMilitia]

Have a photo-realistic goatse tattooed onto the insides of your eyelids.

[executioneer]

and lasered onto your corneas

[Dr. Octogonopus]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s249/mastershake211/chin-chan.jpg
Ugggggghhhhhhhh

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Think about Epila getting off to the thought of you being a woman.

[Hobo Renee]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s249/mastershake211/chin-chan.jpg
Ugggggghhhhhhhh

Gummo got a sex change?

[Guitar Woman]

INTERNET MEME POLICE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

[Chojin]

IT'S A FRESH ONE, CHIEF. BEST YOU HAVE A LOOK AT IT YOURSELF.

[liquidstatik]

Gummo got a sex change?
:lol

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Chemical castration. Seeing as you are a regular on 4 Chan, I'm sure the local authorities would be happy to oblige.

[Tadao]

Get married.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Hey, even if it IS a worn out meme, she's still creepy as hell.

[Pub Lover]

I bet most guys could still manage to put their dick in her.

[executioneer]

i bet she gives great head

too bad genetics couldn't have done the same for her

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha :o

[Tadao]

That was a good one Willie.

I don't see anything wrong with her. I've seen uglier, Paris Hilton looks uglier to me. When I get off I get with a real person it has to have feelings. It's about the movement and the enjoyment for me. I can't get off unless the girl is too. If they fake it, I could fuck them forever and never cum.

Porno is different though, Paris is perfect for jerking to porno.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I guess everyone can't be as understanding as you, Tadao, unfortunately.

[Tadao]

I'm not understanding, I just like to fuck a certain way. It has to have feeling.

[Asila]

Note to self: don't come into Loveline when single.

[MLE]

Note to Asila: don't say you're single directly following a Tadao post.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I'm not understanding, I just like to fuck a certain way. It has to have feeling.

:lol close enough, I guess.

[Tadao]

Note to MLE: She knows how dirty I am.

[Grislygus]

A NIGHT IN THE LIFE OF TADAO

"Oh, yeah, baby, oh..."

"Oh God"

"Oh Go- wai, what? WHAT THE FUCK"

"Honey, what's wrong?"

"You're FAKING!"

"Wha?"

"There's not enough feeling, not enough ENJOYMENT! I'm completely flaccid now, you goddamn soulless whore-"

POW

"Tadao, stop! Stop!

WHAM

"Why are you-"

SMACK

BAM

"STOP, please, Oh Go-"

CRACK



























"Still didn't cum."

[Tadao]

Yeah, it sucks to be experienced in love making. If you can't tell when a girl isn't into it you've never done it right.

[Grislygus]

"Okay, calm down. Gotta... Gotta clean up the mess."

"Gotta clean it up."


"You can do this, just keep calm, and don't make any mistakes. Nobody found any of the others, have they?"

"She had it coming. She had it coming."

[mew barios]

the idea of someone yelling out your messageboard nickname under duress is pretty funny. 5 stars

[Tadao]

It's my middle name. Ah! the West African is 1 step closer. dun dun dun

[Asila]

I was going to say something about calling out Tadao's name during sex, but uuuh.... well, I know how dirty he is.

[Tadao]

I like to call out my name during sex!

[Sethomas]

I thought maintaining my Moltar14 moniker until age 17 was pretty stupid until just now, when I realized the potential it could have in the bedroom.

[Sethomas]

My reason for editing sounds stupid without the proper mental image of a Cartesian graph, which, by bitter irony, is itself stupid.

[Asila]

Last edited by Sethomas : Apr 12th, 2008 at 04:09 AM. Reason: Seth's coherence expressed as a function of time without sleep

Go to sleep, Seth.

[Sethomas]

See above, Asila.

As I go to sleep.

[Chojin]

OH MEW :love

[The One and Only...]

Imagine her vagina is a pencil sharpener.

[Pub Lover]

Jack! We missed you! :oao

[The One and Only...]

Everyone misses the sweet lovin'. Sometimes you just have to spread it.

[liquidstatik]

whats your avatar from? :x

[Tadao]

Sup Jared

[Sethomas]

Hey, has someone recommended that he go to 4chan? 'Cuz that's the most obvious joke and I don't want to read the thread enough to know if it was taken.

[The One and Only...]

whats your avatar from? :x

Only the funniest cartoon ever. Shin Chan.

[WhiteRat]

This video should do the trick:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OgkKRwww-_g

[Dr. Octogonopus]

What. The. FUCK. How does that work?!

[liquidstatik]

Only the funniest cartoon ever. Shin Chan.
i was pretty sure that's what it was :o

[Harry Paget Flashman]

What has always worked best for me being a good Catholic boy is to try to imagine how bad it's going to suck making a Confession to an 80 year old priest who is hard of hearing and asks you to speak up. Good enough to put the ki-bosh on any thoughts of perversion.

[T-Rex]

Boobs

[thebiggameover]

zoloft....

[caffman]

Watch german porn. Does it for me!

[Mental Pooperscooper]

speaking of Catholic, just think of a really old nun with a bottle of burbon and a meterstick

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hear your roommate going at it with his girlfriend.

[LordSappington]

Hear your dad going at it with his girlfriend.

[pac-man]

Hear your girlfriend going at it with her dad.

[executioneer]

watch your dad doing it with a guy who looks exactly like him

[T-Rex]

Is that gay, or is it masterbation?

[executioneer]

if it's a twin or lookalike, definitely gay; if it's like a time travelling future version or parallel universe version, who knows

[T-Rex]

Master-gay-tion?

[MetalMilitia]

if it's a twin or lookalike, definitely gay; if it's like a time travelling future version or parallel universe version, who knows

That that was the case they would explode as soon as they touched each other (possibly destroying the space-time-continuum) so it'd never be a problem.

[MattJack]

way to ruin your sex drive:

leave it out of the refrigerator and on the counter for more than 2 hours

[executioneer]

ruin your sex drive by shifting your sex transmission into first gear while you're going sixty

[MattJack]

way to ruin your sex drive:

leave it out in the rain for a week with the top down.

[Esuohlim]

ruin your sex drive by trying to tee off with a sex putter instead

[executioneer]

hahah fore (skin lol)

[Girl Drink Drunk]

:lol

[Jeanette X]

Fluvoxime drastically lowered my sex drive. I got off it a while ago and now it feels like I'm going through puberty again. :\

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Picture Kybo Ren naked :x

[Kybo Ren]

I look hot naked.
Just like a furry Jason Alexander with a goatee!
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/04/11/rhsfeat_jason_alexander3.jpg
Yarrgh- I be a space pirate

[Mr.Italiano]

Ruin your sex drive while watching an old couple having "relations" nude, on a bed of butter and crisco.

[pac-man]

Good old fashioned castration.

[ElPila666]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/512/sexdriveck8.jpg

[Kitsa]

I was going to say, depression meds are notorious for it.

[bigtimecow]

right click > format :lol