Your weirdest dreams?

[Kitsa]

I don't know about you guys, but I have goofy-ass dreams pretty much constantly.

Last night I dreamed I was watching a TV show called "No Shit, They're Polar Bears". It was hosted by this really perky, annoying lady who was always sticking her face right up to the camera, trying to be cute. (Very much like Kirsten Gum of "Cash & Treasures", actually.) The show was five or six segments long.

In the first segment, they showed two polar bears swimming around in a tank of icy water. The host prattled on about that for a while, then she said, "Now I'm gonna try it!" So she gets into a wetsuit and jumps in and starts freaking out about how cold it is. She jumps back out and squeals, "It's furrrrrrrrEEEEEZING in there! I mean, there are CHUNKS of ICE in the WATER! But look at them, they can swim around in there with no problem at all!"

Then the screen froze, a giant blue stamp-graphic of the show's title was plastered over the picture of the polar bears in the pool, and a chorus of studio-voices shouted, "NO SHIT, THEY'RE POLAR BEARS!"

I can only remember one other segment...there was this dead seal all flayed out on the ground, and it showed the two polar bears ripping off pieces. Then the host got in there and hoisted a chunk of raw seal meat to her mouth. "Yuck! It's all bloody! But this is what they eat every day! Day in and day out, they eat raw, bloody things like this, can you belieeeeve it?"

Cut to the stamp-graphic with accompanying *clunk* superimposed over seal guts. "NO SHIT, THEY'RE POLAR BEARS!"

It was the dumbest and funniest dream I've ever had. I actually woke myself up laughing in my sleep.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/noshitpolarbears.gif

[Esuohlim]

My most depressing dreams are the ones I occasionally have about the I-mockery forums

[Geggy]

you need to cut down on them motherfuckin' bentos unless you want to make sitcoms or comedy sketches from your dreams then eat more of them motherufkin' bentos to get the creative juice flowing

[jeffhimself]

ever dream you vomited up a kitten... i did and i think it was because i drove over a real cat

[Fat_Hippo]

I rarely have vivid dreams, but there's a couple of weird ones I've had.

I had one about a camp filled with italien mothers and their children. There seemed to be some sort of competition about who gets the most children, but nobody knew who their kids were, so they just grabbed all they could get. But if one mother claimed a kid was hers, and another did too, there was only one way to solve it: Knife fight to the death.

Don't ask.

And I've had several dreams about trying to cross a street, falling over, not being able to get up or even crawl, upon which a truck drives me over. Or I try to jump a really small stream of lava, and fall in. Those suck.

Or when I was small I dreamt I was on top of a tower, and my dad picked me up and help me up so I could see better. But then he held me over the edge and let's go! I fell into a deep darkness, and then wake up on the floor with a backache. That one also sucks.

And when I'm sick I always have dreams about death. For example, I'm a soldier sleeping in a camp in my tent, but through a crack I constantly see people stabbing each other in their sleep, and I'm just terrfified. And this goes on for ages. Shit.

I probably remember know some more, but I can't remember them right now.

[Emu]

My worst dream ever was once when I dreamed I had to go take a piss, and I was standing over the toilet for like ten minutes and it just wouldn't stop coming, and then I felt something weird and I looked down and a weird, red veiny looking thing was coming out of the hole.

In a similar thread on SomethingAwful someone had a very similar dream so it must not be too uncommon :\

[Sam]

Out of your urethra or the hole in the toilet?

[Kitsa]

I remember when I was little, I had a dream where I was walking by some indoor pool (like a YMCA-style, institutional pool) and there were elephants swimming and playing in the water. Then suddenly I was walking on this sidewalk that just extended into empty space...nothing above, below or around it...and there were these giant butterflies darting around. Then one dive-bombed me and its head was like an evil sea-lion with needle teeth, and all of the butterflies suddenly started attacking me.

The majority of dreams I have are repeat dreams about being in a shopping mall and finding a passageway that leads to this fantastic, deserted, bigger mall. In the dreams I'd have fun running around an abandoned mall (unlike Dawn of the Dead, there didn't seem to be any zombies to work around). I actually looked forward to dreaming about it, because they were very predictable. Haven't dreamed those in a while though.

When I was a REALLY little kid, I would have nightmares that consisted entirely of music. Like, the Twilight Zone theme, or the theme from that show "Tales from the Darkside" (talk about bad 80s tv) would just play over and over in my head and I'd wake up in a cold sweat. Or that song, "Funny Farm"...you know, "they're coming to take me away, ha-ha"?...that scared the crap out of me for some reason.

I was a strange kid, I guess.

[Emu]

Out of your urethra or the hole in the toilet?

Urethra. Should've been clearer. :(

[executioneer]

"they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa" actually is the title of that song

[Chojin]

i'd had a dream a few times where I bite down and my teeth crack apart :<

and i swallow some of the bits by accident :<

[Sam]

A couple of nights ago I had a dream that I was locked out of my house without my keys. So I started screaming at myself that I was already in the house and ripping off my fingernails and trying to jam them into the keyhole of the door while my hands bled all over. :(

And I've had the dream about my teeth falling apart in my mouth at least 5 times.

[executioneer]

when i was five i had a dream where i was on a muppet show themed gameshow where you pull a big slot machine lever, and if you got all animal's face he would pop up and eat you, and in the end of the dream i lost the game :( plus when i woke up the furnace had just turned on and it made the same roaring noise as animal had been making when he was about to eat me

[Kitsa]

For about three weeks straight, every single night, I had a dream in which Joey Ramone was telling me I had to wear a certain necklace. He never explained why, he just kept telling me to, and reminding me where I kept it. It got so damn weird that I actually got up and found the necklace and put it on, even though I felt like an idiot for doing so.

Strange thing is, ever since I did that, he stopped.

[Colonel Flagg]

Or when I was small I dreamt I was on top of a tower, and my dad picked me up and help me up so I could see better. But then he held me over the edge and let's go! I fell into a deep darkness, and then wake up on the floor with a backache. That one also sucks.

Dude, you dreamt you were Michael Jackson's kid! That's messed up!

[Pub Lover]

Or maybe he is Michael Jackson's kid dreaming he is posting on internet forums. :week

[Pentegarn]

I have one that was pretty weird, but it pales in comparison to my brother's dream he told me about. Mine mostly involves me watching TV and it is this movie where this 8 foot tall guy in a trench coat and a bowler hat is killing people. Then, all of the sudden I am in the movie, only it is set in my town. I am running looking for a place to hide and I see this bakery. The owner of the bakery agrees to hide me from the killer provided I work at his bakery. I agree and as I am working I look up on the wall to see an employee of the month plaque with the 8 foot tall trench coat bowler hat guy. I am about to call the bakery owner out on it when all of the sudden I am watching TV again, and Eva Gabor is introducing another scary feature. Then I woke up and said out loud, "What the hell was that?"


My brother's dream started with him reading the Columbus Dispatch, he was looking at the section where they have all the strip club ads. He sees an ad that says, "Sexy Wendy will come to your house and do a sexy show." So he picks up the phone, dials the number, and seconds later hears a knock on the door and a sexy woman in a red bikini is there and she has a large trunk with her.

She asks my brother, "Are you ready for a sexy show?"

He answers, "I sure am".

"Okay" she replies, "Take off all your clothes."

So he takes all his clothes off, and she opens up the large trunk, ducks behind it, and from behind it pop up two puppets doing a puppet show. Just as he is about to ask "what the fuck" the dream shifts and he is suddenly standing naked on the set of Kukla, Fran, and Ollie.

My brother told everyone about that dream because he was so amused by it.

[Esuohlim]

I once dreamt that I knew I was dreaming, yet I couldn't leave the dream. And every time I thought I was no longer dreaming something frighteningly fucked up would happen, one involving me getting out of my bed and finding my house demolished around me. And all the while voices kept mocking me for not being able to wake up. The cycle just kept happening over and over again, and I'm confident in saying that it'll probably be the worst dream I'll ever have in my life since on top of that it literally felt like I was dreaming for hours. :(

Is there a book or a movie out anywhere about a dream that lasts an eternity? It seems plausible, in my opinion, since your brain seems to be able to fabricate a timeframe that's completely relative to real time. It's a scary thought :eek

[ElPila666]

Today i had a weird dream where i was wearing a red ninja suit in a disco and people laugh at me but my friends say me "you look cool dude keep your mask on" an that disco look so strange, we sit on a table and we started to took some drinks. The dream was long but i only remember about the red ninja suit detail.

Hey Sigmund Freud used to interpreted dreams, i never read one of his books but it looks interesting, i never remembered to write every single weird dream that i had, maybe i'll started to do it.

[ElPila666]

Have you ever dream that you falling down from a building?

[WhiteRat]

Have you ever dream that you falling down from a building?

Nope, but for several years during my youth I would have the same dream where I would fall out of a roller coaster that was higher than the clouds. I must of had that dream several dozen times.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I constantly have dreams about zombie apocalypses, more like this webcomic, http://www.thezombiehunters.com/index.php?strip_id=1,
where there are different classes of zombies, and I wake up and swear I hear shambling. On a lighter note, in class I had some dream my friend was pointing stuff out to me in a magazine, and when I woke up I didn't realize I was dreaming, so the first thing I said was 'Where's Julia?" and everyone thought I was losing it. It was pretty awkward.

[ElPila666]

Wheni used to read books i had the most awesome dreams then i replaced it for internet, video games and anime, they never were the same :(

[WhiteRat]

Wheni used to read books i had the most awesome dreams then i replaced it for internet, video games and anime, they never were the same :(

Specifically Dukes of Hazzard/Shasta McNasty erotic fan fiction, right?

[ElPila666]

Daisy Duke?

[WhiteRat]

More like Jake Busey.

[Kitsa]

I've never, ever had a falling dream, that I know of. Never had a flying dream either. Maybe it's a physical thing because I'm limited? Dunno. All of the books say they're the most common types, and I've never had one.

[terrva]

Well, i once saw a dream in which i had sex with a huge pterodactyl.

[Fat_Hippo]

I've had the dream several times that I'm in class, but in bed, half-asleep. My teacher's yelling at me to get up, but I ignore her. You might think it's akward but it's a favorite of mine, as it allows me to enjoy lying in bed while sleeping. Pretty sweet, eh?

[darkvare]

i had one a couple of days ago
i was taking a bath then when i come out a friend has a car in the living room and he says something like nice car hu?, then a howling sound can be heard, we then get in the car and drive trough the door shooting machine guns that were mounted in the car until we sucumb to our inevitable death :(

[Kitsa]

Have you ever had a dream that mirrors reality in that you're asleep and need to urinate, and you dream that you get up and go to the bathroom but in reality are still in bed?

My god those suck. (and no, I've never wet the bed, but I scared myself a couple of times)

[BurntToShreds]

On nights when I stay up later than usual(About 5 AM, always over the weekends), I have vivid dreams. They're in a group of different environments, but once, I thought "What if they're all really close and connected?". I started to think out a map in my mind, and it's sort of like this:

The main area is downtown. It always changes, except for a few key features:It's always next to a river. Or an ocean, it varies between dreams. It has a huge mall with an arcade about the size of a department store. The mall has 4 floors(varies, but 4 is the most I've seen) and a hotel/casino. Sometimes, it's connected to a museum. Downtown also has a group of buildings that look like a university. These buildings are next to the river.

Most of the time, I start out in the suburbs, driving through maze-like back streets. Shopping centers and gas stations are everywhere. The suburbs and downtown are divided by a railroad track, although I've never seen any trains go by.

Other times, I go towards the edge of the city(West), where the industrial park is. No foliage at all near it. Many abandoned silos and/or chimneys. On the west side of the industrial park is a vast desert, with an obligatory government base somewhere out in the middle of it.

To the North of the park is a dense forest, combined with both a swamp and another river. Occasionally, I find a castle or a shack deep in there, and both are obviously haunted. That's about it.

[Pub Lover]

Last night I had a dream that Willie & I were looking after a baby, but for some reason we were in a school, & they had a no baby policy, so we had to hide it everytime someone went passed. And I just knew the baby's mom was going to be mad at us.

It's been six months since I last had a dream about people on this forum. Odd.

[Samfucius]

So one day I fell asleep listening to Dragonforce (I really don't care if they suck or not, so please don't tell me) and I proceeded to have the 2nd weirdest dream of my life. (The 1st weirdest will come later). My Dragonforce dream was an animated Dragonforce music video, where me and all of my friends had weird-ass superpowers, and we fought George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and my friend Thomas. I was working as a file clerk at the time, so my super-power was the ability to summon paper out of the air, and give people really bad paper cuts. My friend michael, who has like 3 potato cannons, sprouted said cannons out of his arms. And my girlfriend commanded an army of zombie squirrels.

The weirdest dream I ever had, I had when I was 7 years old. In the dream, I woke up in my house at sometime around noon (it was really bright outside) so I got up to look for my parents, but no one was there. My sister was gone too. And there was absolutely no sound. I couldn't even yell. And even though it was really bright outside, the shadows in my house were all really long, and sometimes I would see one move out of the corner of my eye. So I decided to leave the house to look around my neighborhood. I went to my neighbor's house, and their door was unlocked, so I went inside. Their house was filled with the same weird shadows, but for whatever reason, I went into their basement. There's a door in their basement that leads to a little workshop, but when I opened it, the inside was pitch black, even though I knew the room had windows. Then I turned around, and the shadows of everyone in my neighborhood were standing upright right behind me, and I could tell they wanted to kill me. Somehow I made it out of the house, and as I was running up the street to my house, I noticed that everything was in black and white. Then I began to sink into the pavement. I looked behind me, and the shadows of my neighbors were lurking everywhere there would normally be a shadow. Except now, they were shaped like wolves. In unison, they all charged at me, and then I woke up, sweating.

Thinking about that dream still scares me to this day.

[Esuohlim]

It's been six months since I last had a dream about people on this forum. Odd.

I had a dream a few weeks ago where Chojin and Schimid were hanging out at my parents' house eating chips

[Chojin]

what a realistic dream!

[Esuohlim]

You wanted to play video games and all I had were controllers without consoles so Schimid pretended he was playing video games with them while you gave him looks.

I wish I was kidding. I have the most mundane dreams these days. >:

[executioneer]

that thread pub quoted makes me angry

[Zomboid]

Milhouse, the fact that you dream about people on this forum is not all that weird. The fact that you dream about chojin and schimid playing video games and eating chips has me concerned though. I WILL GIVE YOU THE NUMBER OF A GOOD THERAPIST IF YOU LIKE!

My dreams range from downright horrifying to the point where I can't tell anyone what it was, to so fucking bizarre that I'll spend like half an hour trying to figure out what the fuck that was about.

[Fat_Hippo]

I had another weird dream last night, and this is it, as far as I can decipher it, 'cause it was very confusing for the most part.

Okay, I'm in a hotel and there's a guy, who looks very similar to John Goodman looking for his shoe. He's panicky in the extreme, and I see his shoe lying on the floor, so I give it to him. He puts it on and rushes off without another word.
I find this very suspicious and follow him to a room in the hotel. The door is unlocked and I open it, to find the guy who was looking for his shoe beating a naked man tied to a chair with a bar of chocolate. Another guy, who I don't know but see regularly on the bus to school, bursts through a hallway and tells me to kick his ass, but the John Goodman-lookalike runs away before I get a chance.
I chase him, catch him, kick his ass, steal his clothes and look him into a small cabinet.

There was some more to it, I think, but it was really a very jumbled mess.

[Zomboid]

Last night I was dreaming that I was a PREGNANT MAN and I had this weird little device that could go on the internet, play games, and tell me my "completion rate" for my pregnancy. Turns out with was a chestburster from the alien movies and I was just fine afterwards. Very, very odd.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I had a very weird ream last night, and I dunno if I should worry about this, but I had a dream I was in a cave or something, and it was pitch black, the floor was cold and I couldn't get up. I woke up under my bed. This has to be a joke by my sister; I'm a very heavy sleeper, so it wouldn't be hard to move me without waking me. I've slept through a thunderstorm, even when lightning struck our transformer.

[Fathom Zero]

I had a nightmare that was exactly like an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? Probably because I watched Are You Afraid of the Dark.

[Fat_Hippo]

Dr. O: Yeah, my brother has played with me when I was sleeping too. This is what happened, according to him anyway:
I was sleeping in my bed, and my brother came into my room. He was bored, so he took a pillow and put it on my face. I kind of batted it off in my sleep, but he put it back on. This process was repeated a couple of times, until I, still in my sleep, punched him right in the face and then batted the pillow off. I kept sleeping, but my brother told me about it later, and we both thought it was funny, so good for us.
Guess I didn't hit him hard enough.:\

[ElPila666]

I was dreaming that i was in a ballet class outdoors, and people cheer me up and clap their hands, then suddenly a friend of mine that i don't know where he came from or where we were at that time, he invited me to his apartment, then he started to rolling a joint that was at the size of a middle finger, the thing is that the joint felt idown nto the floor, i suddenly woke up and i wanted to smoke it and i almost search under the bed, then i realize that was a dream :(

[Fat_Hippo]

I know what you mean EP, only by me it was a yoghurt and it was in the fridge, but when I went to eat it, it wasn't there. And all I wanted was a yoghurt.:(

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Dr. O: Yeah, my brother has played with me when I was sleeping too. This is what happened, according to him anyway:
I was sleeping in my bed, and my brother came into my room. He was bored, so he took a pillow and put it on my face. I kind of batted it off in my sleep, but he put it back on. This process was repeated a couple of times, until I, still in my sleep, punched him right in the face and then batted the pillow off. I kept sleeping, but my brother told me about it later, and we both thought it was funny, so good for us.
Guess I didn't hit him hard enough.:\

Hahahaah my friend kept poking me one time while I was asleep, and apparently I punched him, so when I woke up his face was all swollen and his mom was still getting onto him since he egged me on. That's really weird how people can do that without waking up.

[Mintrude]

Last night I dreamt I wrote for I-Mockery. No shit.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I had one last night, where I was at school, but the halls kept changing, so I couldn't find my way to classes, and I eventually got stuck in the girl's locker room, and I was freaking out and the girls came in and were all WTF PERV and I got thrown into the air conditioning unit. It made no sense. I woke up think 'What the hell."

[Kitsa]

I had one hell of a nightmare last night. I was a little girl (not myself), and was standing outside when this other little girl came up behind me. She had just moved from China, I think, and she was wearing old-fashioned clothes and carrying pieces of toy train track. She said, "Do you want to play with my trains?" and when I turned around her face morphed from this normal kid-face into some terrifying lumpy stretched-out expression (not too different from the "black hole sun" video). I screamed and ran away, but she kept following me.

I ran home (in the dream I lived in a mobile home with a deck built all around) and hid inside. There were three doors...one on each end and one in the middle, and every time I looked out, there she was, standing in the doorway with that horrible smile. I'd scream and lock each one and she'd immediately be at another one. Then I peeped out a window and saw she'd laid down toy train track all around the house. Just as I was looking to see how far the train track went, she appeared in front of the window. "Do you want to play with my trains?" and then her face slowly stretched out again. Just as I was screaming and slamming the window shut, I woke up with my heart pounding.

I figured it was because I had read the spoiler for Shutter, watched a tv show where people were playing with toy trains, and right before I fell asleep I was watching Kill Bill v2 with the scene in the trailer.

Then when I fell back to sleep, I had a dream that I was in a parking lot that was completely coated in ice, cars included. People were falling left and right but it was like a party atmosphere. I was getting around by kneeling and pushing myself along with a stick. I passed one car and looked in the backseat, and Mitch Hedberg was in there doing drugs. He gave me the finger. I said "Okay, Mitch" and kept on going.

I have no idea why I would have dreamed that.

[Sethomas]

It varies on where my mind's at in waking life, but in general I rarely remember my dreams. A lot of people like that claim that they simply do not dream, but that's very rare and I have no reason to think that I lack a normal amount of REM. In fact, I deduced a while ago that I get more REM than normal based on remembering the act of dreaming, if not the dreams themselves, after very short intervals of sleep although it's typical for the brain to need 50 or more minutes to get into the dream state.

My biggest hangup with sleep is that since it's in my nature to think about stupid abstract shit all the time, I put myself to sleep with that act. However, as my brain slows down I start to draw weirder and dumber conclusions that tend to connect totally random things in weird relationships that make no sense. Frequently I'll come to such a stupid assertion that it'll click as such, and I'll go from practically unconscious to wide-awake in sudden anger at myself for having thought something so remarkably stupid.

In recent years, I've had the tendency of the ever-elusive lucid dreaming. When I was 10 I first read about it because it was a huge fad in the metaphysics scene at the time and everyone talked about how awesome and invigorating it was, so I trained myself somehow to do it. Since I rarely remembered dreams at all until I was 18, I had no way of knowing how consistent I was at this, but I'm pretty sure it did happen regularly. However, at 18 I was put on several different psychotropic medication combinations that caused me to have extremely vivid dreams. Often they were flagrantly counterfactual in one or many ways, but nevertheless extremely detailed. To show this off, I would look at extremely minute details in things and frequently read items with distinct fonts or handwriting*. In my dreams I could speak foreign or dead languages far better than when I was awake, and I'd wake up analyzing the grammar and vocabulary of my dreams to find it more precise than I'm normally able to produce. I've been told from numerous sources that dreaming in a foreign language is your brain's way of letting you know that you've acquired fluency, but I certainly don't think I have in any of them.

Within a few nights of my new wave of dreaming, I started having distinctly lucid dreams. Against the hype and such, those were incredibly miserable because my dreams would be more cheerful than real life and it was this realization that brought me to know I was dreaming at the time, so I felt depressed for wasting my emotions on a fabricated sense of reality. I'd quickly and intentionally wake up after that anyways.

Lately, even though I forget the details within an hour of being awake, I tend to dream that I'm a character in some elaborate fiction with a total detachment from my normal identity although they often incorporate details from my past.

Only in the past year have I regularly had sexual dreams, but these are always plot-focused and haven't been wet to my knowledge because I've never reached climax before realizing I was dreaming and waking up. Believe me, that TOTALLY SUCKS. My only sexual dream before this was similar in that regard, but uniquely prophetic in that it involved sex with a total stranger who, in fact, looked precisely like a total stranger I bedded a few months later.

Normally my dreams as of late are just plain stupid. The worst/weirdest dreams I've had revolve around my having a fever, which I guess is normal. What's bad about them, and I mean HORRIBLE, is that they usually involve me having to complete some task requiring impossible feats of mental calculation and memory. Like, one time I was an attendant at a turnstile and for some reason was required to memorize in rapid succession the name of the person walking through, a sequence of codes that somehow corresponded to a part of their genetic sequence, and their age. Within a few minutes I had to shout out a horrifically long code of all the people who had walked through to that point and divide some numbers arbitrarily thrown in for some reason. My brain was seriously overclocking and the heat it exerted was enough to wake me up.

*The discussion has come up at least twice here on whether or not it's possible to read in dreams. I think an episode of the old animated Batman from the mid-90s said it was impossible because of the brain's structure, but I certainly remember reading several times in dreams and I think others here have said they have as well. Sometimes I wake up distinctly remembering semiotic details, but other times I get the impression that I'd just be looking at printed material that was actually just visual gibberish and being implanted its meaning.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Ever had a dream where you wake up, then you wake up, and then you really wake up, but then you wake up again and it keeps going until you wake up for real and start hitting yourself to ensure you're not caught in some infinite piece of shit dream? That keeps happening to me.

[Angryhydralisk]

The most painful and bizarre dream I had was getting chased by a rabid dog and waking up with my arms numb. I also had a dream I was eaten alive by a spider and woke up numb.

But other than those two, yeah my dreams have been like sitcoms of mediocrity (One where I was in a dream within a dream like South Park.) up until I quit McDonalds.

[T-Rex]

I once had a dream that I was an iPod shuffle. Everytime somebody touched me I'd be all "Here we go AGAIN!" and I would dance to this funky calypso music.

My best dream ever? I was in my backyard fighting an Apache helicopter! I was such a bad-ass, in the dream, I had duct-taped two handguns together. Awesome! That way, you can fire two handguns at the same time with only one hand. I don't know how the dream ended. If the pilot is reading this and is down to call it a draw, I'm cool with that.

[Kitsa]

I had a couple more goofy ones last night (pregnancy is great for making you crank out the weirdass dreams). Some I don't remember, but there was one...

I was in a German seaside resort. I know, I know. But somehow it was Germany and yet on a Caribbean-style beachfront. I was in a hotel room and mad because my boyfriend didn't want to go down to the beach, which was strangely beautiful and not at all crowded. Instead, I sat by the window and watched various strange things go by. There was a German Shepherd that was walking along with other animals riding on its back like it was a horse...smaller dogs, cats, and a monkey, I think. Then there was some sort of black dog that had a crappy canvas weather balloon strapped to it and it was just sort of floating along in the sky. Then I just sort of wandered the room and read the rules on the back of the door and listened to the maids out in the hallway.

[Emu]

I once had a dream that took place at my grandmother's old house. It has a large window in the living room that faces west so that when the sun sets the entire room gets flooded with light. In the dream, the sun had just fallen over the trees, and the sky was a pretty cascade of blue and purple and orange. As I was watching it set, suddenly, everything started to feel cold. I watched in horror as the sun continued to rise again, only instead of the sun, it was the disembodied head of a giant Cherokee chief in full headdress. He kept getting bigger and closer until finally he devoured me. :(

[bigtimecow]

my weirdest dream was when my dick and balls turned green, fell off, and i picked another one off the wall

[BurntToShreds]

One time, I had a nightmare that revolved around me and my friends trying to solve a mystery, Scooby-Doo style. The mystery was about an undead horseman, who was just a skeleton in armor(the horse was normal, not undead). When we finally caught and unmasked the guy, someone said the cliche "Then who's that?", and my view shifted to the rightT he real horseman, who looked way more badass, cackled as his horse reared up and lightning struck. I nearly shat bricks upon waking up.

[BurntToShreds]

He kept getting bigger and closer until finally he devoured me. :( Three days... Three days...

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I had a dream about the Drowning Pool song "bodies" when I was younger. It was really annoying because the chorus never ended. I think it was around "56, nothing wrong with me. 57, nothing wrong with me. 58, nothing wrong with me." before I got sick of it and woke up.

[Dommin]

When I was around seven or so, I had this odd-ass dream. I dreamt that I woke up, and my bed was in the middle of this enormous black room. All that there was in the room was myself, a bed, a door, and a lightswitch. There's this loudass humming noise, so I think, "Hey, if I flick off the lightswitch, the noise'll stop."

So I do it. And then this monster that's like half swamp-thing, half 10,000 volt ghost busts out of the door, screams at me, and chases me around my bed until I woke up.

Which was like 7 hours later.

Other than that, though, most of my remembered dreams are zombie survival type things.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

[quote=Dommin;546264]

So I do it. And then this monster that's like half swamp-thing, half 10,000 volt ghost busts out of the door, screams at me, and chases me around my bed until I woke up.

quote]

That sounds terrifying, Triffids used to frighten me a lot when I was young. I don't think I could deal with 7 hours of that. Probrably wake up dead.

[executioneer]

seven hour dreams, thats unpossible

[The Leader]

I had a dream where I was watching this documentary/news report on TV and all it was, was a diver filming with an underwater camera in a murky river. Thousands of bodies in varying states of decomposition were floating by along with a lot of debris while several damaged World War Two-esque armored vehicles and tanks were pushed by the current along the river bed. I think that there was a greenish tint to the footage but I'm not sure. I have no idea what the heck was going on but damn, it would be a great shot in a movie.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Damn, that does sound like it'd be a good shot in maybe some alternate-history WWII movie. Maybe something along the lines of In the Balance and it's sequels by Harry Turtledove. Great books, except all the sex scenes. Just way too many. :P That and Turtledove has to be the most ridiculously fun to say last names.

[Fat_Hippo]

I had the most dull dream ever last night. I dreamt that I was in Art Class, painting. That's pretty much it. Normal class colleagues, normal teacher, normal paintings...I don't remember anything precise, but nothing special happened. I just sat there, talked with my classmates and painted. Meh.

[MarioRPG]

I had a dream last night where I travelled back in time and saved a bus-load of Jews from the holocaust. Then returned back to the future (present?) and was questioned about the ramifications.

[Zomboid]

I just had a dream that I missed my sociology class, so for some reason a friend and I went to my old high school where I got caught by skipping that same sociology class. My sociology teacher told me not to leave any of the school's windows open. When I asked why, she told me that there's a chance an animal like a cat or something could get in and mess the place up. I then walked out of the room and into the gym. There was a bunch of people playing floor hockey and out of nowhere, a cat came running out into the game and got hurt. A bunch of people were freaking out cause it was bleeding from its head. I was then grabbed by the arm and brought to a room where I had a band-aid sewn onto my finger because I won "student of the year." I asked if I got a prize. The nurse lady said no, but then I walked into a campus bar (at my old high school) and asked if I could get free drinks all night because of winning the award. They said yes so I started drinking and eventually my friend and I managed to piss a bunch of people off and we started getting attacked.

The end.

I have very bizarre dreams. I did end up sleeping through my sociology class though.

[Pandajuice]

Wow, lots of bizarre dreams going on in this thread.

Most of my dreams (at least the ones I can remember) are pretty realistic and never too bizarre. The weirdest one that I can remember from my adolescence happened the night after I spent the day reading a large compendium of all the different animal species on Earth.
The book caused me to dream that I was in my house minding my own business when suddenly I notice something running around the backyard. I take a look out the window and see a little animal, probably the size of a small dog, running back and forth. But I soon notice that it's comprised of every single animal species on Earth, all mixed into one disturbing looking mish-mash of animal parts. As soon as I realized that, it attacked me, and I woke up.

That dream, for some reason, disturbed me for many weeks after.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Anyone else get the lottery dream? Where eventully you realize it's a dream but just kind of hang around anyway. Usually people wake me up right when I'm about to get something nice.

[Sethomas]

My weirdest dream? How about a man that can use the washer AND the dryer!

Ladies, you know what I mean!

[Seven Force]

my weirdest dream was when my dick and balls turned green, fell off, and i picked another one off the wall

:lol thats fucking hilarious

[Seven Force]

what are your mud dreams?

[executioneer]

i had a dream when i was in 6th grade that i was captain kirk and i had sex with a volcano :/

[Sethomas]

William Shatner's dick is so big he has to fuck a volcano if he wants to have an orgasm.

Even 6th graders know this.

[T-Rex]

i had a dream when i was in 6th grade that i was captain kirk and i had sex with a volcano :/

That's hot.

[BurntToShreds]

A couple of weeks ago, I had a dream about going to an abandoned theme park (not a carnival) and visiting the water park portion of it. Nobody was working there, but, to my amazement there were still people riding the water slides. All the stairs leading up to the slides were torn down, so you had to climb up on top of the roofs of concession stands to reach them. The water still worked due to dream-logic, and it was one hell of a ride. After a few more slides, I went into a large building. From the looks of it, it was once a restaurant/stage, where you would watch a show. Back in one corner was an arcade, which still worked. The rest of the dream was just me playing racing games.

[Asila]

I keep having really vivid night-terror styled dreams, where my eyes will be open and I'll sit up in bed and see everything, but I'll still technically be asleep. I've gotten a plethora of creepy-ass dreams like that. Faceless people will be standing in my doorway, one of my daughter's stuffed animals came to life and started crawling around my room, giant spiders falling on me...

[Madface]

The craziest dream I had was like the movie Heavy Metal. Not in style just in the fact that there were multiple stories n' shit. The first one I was being chased by a dragon ball z action figure (Goku of course) and it kept wipping me with one of those jumpropes that has a bunch of plastic things covering the crappy string part so it hurt like hell. Then it changed to another dream where I got in a fight with a blue version of myself. For some reason the blue clone was able to extend their hands like Dhalsim from Street Fighter and started choking me so I bit the hand and woke up to find that I was biting my own hand. Then I went back to sleep and slept just fine.

[Zombie Moshpit]

I never have really vivid dreams, so I usually just remember certain parts of them.

You know Bubbles, from PPG? Well, in this dream I had recently, there were a bunch of them that were extremely tall and skinny, and they were all being taken to some kind of concentration camp in this white train. I was trapped on the train with them, and I remember my dream ending with one of them passing around blue pills, telling all of the Bubbles to swallow them, and then saying something like "We're going to make through this alive." Then there was a pale blue title card that said "The End", and I woke up.

Also, I had a dream where I was in the future, but I was the same age, and everyone traveled through tubes (kind of like Futurama). Everyone in my school had to go to this old rich guy's mansion and do work for him, like cleaning, cooking, etc. I was late once, and some really weird butler started yelling at me. Then we had to put on a play of "Oliver Twist" for all of his rich friends, and I had to play Oliver.

I have no idea where they came from.

[Tadao]

Yeah right liar.

[Zombie Moshpit]

Yeah right liar.

Nope, it's true. Seriously, I couldn't come up with that if I tried.

[MarioRPG]

Has anyone ever dreamed in cartoons. I mean at all?

I recall having a dream that involved some cartoon character, but it the real world.

[Pub Lover]

Were you Bob Hoskins?

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Like in Cool World? Yeah, it happens. Except it was more like Dragonball Z; I would wake up in the middle of some lame fight scene and continue it from the stopping point over the next few dreams.

[Sethomas]

Threads where people are asked to share their dreams are part of a malicious I-Mockery conspiracy to make people register to post, implanting them with the false hope that their fascinating experiences of things that never happened will reach an audience.

[Fat_Hippo]

I'm sure you guys all know those sex dreams, where something happens just before the sex, so you never get to have any. This is one that sticks in my mind.
I'm in a bathroom stall with a woman. I know there was something in the dream leading up to this, but I can't remember what. Probably not important. Okay, I've pulled down my pants and I'm starting to put on a condom, when the woman suddenly jumps (yes, jumps) out of the bathroom stall and the stall door opens. The other guys all point and laugh at me. Bugger.

[Dread Naught]

I guess the wierdest dream I had was where I stting on patio looking up at the night sky when I saw this bright light cross the sky. I knew what it was, I closed my eyes and prayed, " Oh God no!" When I opened them, I was sitting in these pews before the kingdom of God. A man came out and handed me these keys, it was then that I heard someone say, "Oh no!" I was returned to earth, I entered into this office using those keys, opened a file cabinet, then some guy walked in said, " you just couldn't use that knowledge for your own self could you?!"

[Kitsa]

I had a horrible dream last week in which I was so out-of-my-mind depressed that I slit my wrists (down the road, not across the street) and I could actually feel the zings of pain...it was so vivid I woke up crying, a first for me since infancy, and I actually felt as if my arms hurt. I kept looking at them, expecting to see the same gashes I saw in the dream. It was pretty traumatic,

And then last night I dreamed I went to a yard sale run by this total bitch, every time I came upon something I was interested in, even if it was a ratty old children's book, she seemed to magically know and tell me that it was a thousand dollars or something. I finally rounded up some stuff I wanted that had all 20, 30-cent price tags on it and she told me my total was fifteen thousand dollars. I was so pissed that I left, and then my family plotted to blow up her car as revenge.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I keep having these freaky dreams, and they scare the shit out of me.
So I'm in Barnes and Nobles with my friend, and she's showing me some book, and this guy she used to have trouble with comes up behind her and starts raising a gun. She doesn't see him, so I shove her behind a bookshelf, and I get shot in the chest, stomach and arm, and I wake up sweaty, and I can barely breathe because my chest feels like it has been shot up. I don't plan on going to any bookstores, and she doesn't either, luckily. But they're really starting to scare me.

[Tadao]

SOunds like you have a hero complex. Dreams are not windows to the future, they are just your brain organizing your feelings. (I think)

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I HOPE it's just my subconscious douchebaggery,I don't wanna get wasted any time soon.

[BurntToShreds]

I had a dream last night where I went to the arcade in the mall I mentioned in post #32. The arcade was mored detailed, and it felt like I spent more time in there than I usually do in those dreams. I played Guitar Freaks with an Xbox 360 controller. There was a raised section where a bunch of people were playing fighting games. It looked like a tournament. I didn't get to play though, because I think even my subconscious knows I would get my ass handed to me :lol. The rest is fuzzy, but I can remember walking around a department store which dealt in plasma screens.

[Esuohlim]

Last night Willie was teaching my class and kept calling on me to answer questions.

He was all "As much as I appreciate the effort you're putting into avoiding answering these questions correctly class won't be dismissed until you get them right" :x

I would have rather played laser tag >:

[executioneer]

hahah sorry :(

[Fat_Hippo]

I had a dream about this forum in which all the people here who now have smiley avatars changed them to pictures of colorful rollerskates. Strange.

[bigtimecow]

i keep having DAYDREAMS about that video of willie eating his beard

[Govenuh]

I remember when I was much younger (Around 5 or 6),I dreamt that I was on a boat,and the Captain told me that there was a giant squid spotted nearby and that we may be attacked.

Just as he said that,the boat was pulled underwater and I said the squid.Right before the boat was swallowed whole by the squid,the squid let out the "Rosie O' Donnell laugh".

You see,my brother would always be watching Roseanne on TV while I was trying to get to bed every night,and during the intro she would always do a creepy as hell laugh.

The laugh would always scare me,no matter how hard I cupped my hands over my ears,I could still hear it.

Though,I'm not exactly sure about the squid.

[Sethomas]

Well, I'm sure that watching Roseanne had a pretty similar effect on Jules Verne.

[executioneer]

is it roseanne or is it rosie o'donnell

they are nto the same person, you know

[Dread Naught]

I found myself in hell. I walked a path of blood, there I saw a demon gathering the spirits of the annimals that had been sacrificed. He looked at me and pointed to the gates, "they have not yet appointed a place for you. But when they do, know that you shall know misery and sufferring." I asked, "why am I here?" He said, "because you are of the wrong tribe." I turned, and saw my own mother awaiting there as well.

I walked in a forest made of darkness. I came upon a brilliant light, it spoke to me. But I could not understand for its voice was but a whisper to my ears. There was someone there that let me know what it was saying. I grew angry for what was being said, I turned in my anger and began walking back into the forest of darkness. An arm was placed around me, and a voice said, "it will be okay."

I was walking home one day, I began to speak out at certain things. As I had passed a store, a man grabbed me up and pushed me down, "you are nothing but a communist!" I grew angry, but let it pass. I turned from him, as I did so, I saw the people of the town having a great celebration. But the banners that flew held upon them the insignia of the nazis.

[Grislygus]

Yeah, this one time I had this dream where I failed math




crazy

[Samfucius]

Has anyone ever dreamed in cartoons. I mean at all?

I recall having a dream that involved some cartoon character, but it the real world.

My Dragonforce dream (an earlier post in this thread) was entirely in cartoon.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I keep having this dream where me and my friend are stuck in our school, she has a sprained ankle, and every other student, campus police, teacher, everybody, is a zombie. And for some reason, when we used a ghetto-rigged radio of ours to call the military they couldn't come for us. So we ended up fighting off zombies in our bunker, until a week later i made it to my metal fabrication class room and took all the acetylene bottles and made bombs with them and water bottles, blowing our way out.
It was bad ass, and then I found out the next day she had the same dream.
Freaky.

[Fat_Hippo]

I keep having dreams where I'm in school, not listening, when my teacher suddenly wants me to answer a really weird question, that doesn't even make sense. And when I can't answer, my teacher starts shouting at me and everyone else starts laughing. And this seems to go on forever. Those dreams really suck.

[T-Rex]

SOunds like you have a hero complex. Dreams are not windows to the future, they are just your brain organizing your feelings. (I think)

Perhaps. My dreams are almost always connected to whatever has been on my mind during the day. In my opinion, I think dreams are just your thoughts minus context. If I think of something whilst awake, I can guide it (sorta). I can imagine an exploding helicopter in a park. Easy. When asleep you can't control the context or the image, so it is made up of very random things.

[Pub Lover]

Maybe you can't, Sucka!

[Seven Force]

i keep dreaming im in high school and i keep skipping math class and im like "eh its no problem" then its mid-terms and i dont want to not graduate and i panic and for some reason pub is in the back just chillin smokin a joint

[Dr. Octogonopus]

What is up with everyone on these forums and pot? SMOKER ARE JOKERS!

[Fathom Zero]

Like in Cool World? Yeah, it happens. Except it was more like Dragonball Z; I would wake up in the middle of some lame fight scene and continue it from the stopping point over the next few dreams.

Cool World was more like the opposite of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, though. Real life meets the cartoon world. Both, however, rock. Kudos for excellent choices in movies, mang.

[BurntToShreds]

Tuesday night, I had a dream about a about a zombie outbreak. A lot of it is fuzzy, but I can remember getting to a dock, where we holed up on the bridge of a ship. We were shooting zombies from there, but I only had a shitty BB-gun.

[Phoenix Gamma]

I once dreamed that my alarm went off and I woke up. Then my alarm went off and I woke up.

True story.

[Kitsa]

I've been pretty drugged-up and dreamless recently, but last night I had two separate "childbirth" dreams. I only remember one of them, in which I delivered three nonhumans (I can only remember two- a giant flamingo I was afraid to breastfeed and a "proto-marsupial", whatever that was).

I had a third dream in which I was trying to walk down a moving train. I was hemmed in on both sides by plastic sheets and some sort of goo was dripping from the ceiling.

I woke up having contractions and had to drug up again. Very weird.

[Fathom Zero]

Last night, I had a dream someone gave me $20.

[Fat_Hippo]

I once had a dream in which I played Tropico. Then I woke up and played Tropico.

This has actually happened to me with a variety of games, especially when I just got a game and really want to keep playing it, but should really go to bed so that I don't have to drag myself out of bed the next day.

[T-Rex]

You ever start telling somebody about a nightmare you had and then like twenty seconds into it you realise that you're pretty retarded?

[Tadao]

You ever start telling somebody about a nightmare you had and then like twenty seconds into it you realise that you're pretty retarded?

Great example T-Rex

[Fat Ugly Drunk]

I once had a dream that I had a really bad headache and a beard.
Being one of those guys whose attempts to grow facial hair end up being totally pitiful, it was soul destroying when I woke up to discover that, while I did have a motherfucker of a headache, I hadn't grown a beard.

Oh, and the other night I dreamt that while in the studio audience during an episode of Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson somehow accidentally caused the whole place to flood, and Rocky saved Drago from drowning and hugged him.


Am I the only person in the world who dreams about eating their own teeth?


...for my third post on this forum I'm making a very shitty impression of myself.

[T-Rex]

Great example T-Rex

I dreamt that my teeth were cats.

[Fat Ugly Drunk]

I dreamt that my teeth were cats.
Awesome.

[Shrubfest]

Chewing would be a bitch though. And your mouth would be all furry.

My repeted childhood nightmare was that the sole of my foot fell off, causing all my bones to fall out, followed by my organs and a fetus. So me and a friend shoved it all back in again, and sewed my foot back together. Fixed!

[LordSappington]

How's that furry tongue thing supposed to work, anyways? Is it just junk collecting on your tongue, or what?
My biggest fear was always my dentist. I'd have nightmares of him, I still do. Dentists are nazis with licenses.

[Cfr5]

i'd had a dream a few times where I bite down and my teeth crack apart :<

and i swallow some of the bits by accident :<

That happens in my dreams every once in a while. Or teeth are loose and I pull them out by hand. This actually came up in a recent conversation with one of my roommates.

Last night, I dreamt that a kid I knew in high school had a pair of aviators that were larger than mine. I was jealous.

[Blaster Atoms]

One time I had a dream where I was Batman, and I was in this big shopping mall, and I went into a store and was looking at a bunch of Batman items for sale there like coffee cups, action figures and Christmas ornaments.

So I guess Batman gets his Batman coffee cup the same way I do.

[Esuohlim]

Last night Pub Lover spontaneously showed up at the pizza restaurant I was eating at. He said one sentence to me and then I said "Wait where's your accent?", to which he replied "I'm actually from Florida :lol"

[Kitsa]

I keep falling asleep with Adult Swim on and having really fucked-up dreams about Inuyasha and Kagome. The weird thing is, I'm dreaming that I'm awake, half-asleep, watching the TV, and it seems EXACTLY like being awake and watching.

I googled it and apparently there is a ton of Inuyasha-Kagome erotic fanfic out there.

[Tadao]

You don't say :lol

[Kitsa]

Yes, imagine my surprise to find that Inuyasha was not actually boffing Kagome on one of her picnic-spreads in some meadow in feudal Japan. It was just so damn real.

Have you seen the "love story" pictures people must spend hours making?

If you screw a half-dog-demon, is that bestiality?

[Tadao]

Have you seen the Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle gay artwork? That is disturbing.

[Madface]

Sadly the fact it exists doesn't surprise me in the least.

[raye_gincho]

i had a dream where i was falling vertigo style with my arms flailing like a madman except the background was all fruit stripe gumlike

i woke up on the floor.

[Fat_Hippo]

I had a dream that had Harvey Keitel in it, but he had a moustache. And he was a spy, along with his partner, who also had a moustache. Then loads of shit happened. Including vampires sucking peoples blood in discos and being hit over the head with baseball bats. And then some more shit happened. Pretty confusing overall.

[BurntToShreds]

After playing Meteos for a prolonged amount of time, I got the "Tetris Effect", basically seeing patterns of Meteos when I close my eyes or when I'm drifting off into sleep. Pretty trippy.

[Mental Pooperscooper]

Get some cocoa because this may take awhile...I SAID GET SOME COCOA GODDAMMIT!!!

My friend has had a repeated dream since about a year and a half ago comprising of him being trapped on a plane that was crashing (everyone else on the plane is apparently nakid). When the plane actually crashes he somehow survives, but as he walks away the ground turns to some strange form of liquid and starts to swallow him. Right around when he's up to his waist some cackling old lady starts chanting "You killed them, you killed them all!!!" Also the area were he crashes is apparently some mix of the Twin Towers, Racoon city, and the Statue of Liberty (Planet of the Apes style).

I have had an annual (always sometime in May or June) dream since Pre-school that basically comprises of climbing stairs for what seems like eternity arriving in the Greek/Roman temple at the top, and finding an acient arcade in it, and playing in the arcade for a long period of time. The end is always similar yet different in that I always reallize i have to go back down and therfore jump/get catapulted off of the roof, but the landing part varies from depressing, to happy, to just plain outright total buff**kin nuts.

I (and most of my friends) have had several dreams that in some way predict what will happen the next day (however the predictions are always either totally random or just extremely vague/interperable).

I have had several dreams in which I realized I was dreaming, but i was still stuck in the total randomness of the dreamworld basically giving me the "wut the hell is this all about" feeling within the dream.

I have been in a dream in which I had almost complete control...but I'm pretty sure that was an extended day-dream during study hall.

Most everyone I know (or at least everone who didn't just dismiss me as being sleep deprived or something like that when i asked) have had very strange dreams because they fell asleep listening to music.

And at least one of my friends and I have reached what we can only refer to as the ultimate dreaming zen which would be being so tired that even though you're almost completely aware of your surroundings and are able to move, eat, carry a conversation, etc; everytime you close your eyes you start, stop, pause, play the same dream. This mostly happens during the middle of a sugar-fueled binge gaming session, but it has happened other times. Oh and you have a limited amount of control over your dreams.

I really hope that all of this isn't a showing of our mental states or of future events because in both cases I seem to be totally screwed; however if i had to choose I'd hope for future events because in that case at least I'd be able to take a few choice err...peers down with me.

In any case...
:domosleep
DO NOT DISTURB FOR SAKE OF DOMO SMASHING YOUR FACE

[Misdemonar]

i hate your guts man

[Shrubfest]

I spent all this morning thinking i'd gotten up, and held conversations, then waking up an thinking, 'damn, i REALLY need to get up this time'. Massivly irritating.

[Fat_Hippo]

I frequently fall asleep again after waking up to get to school,upon which some new dreams will start, but a short while after this, my mind will shout "GET THE FUCK UP YOU LAZY BASTARD" right into my dream, which will usually jolt me awake. Kind of annoying, but still a usefull.

[Govenuh]

I had a pretty screwed up one last night.

I had been watching dance auditions for a web show I'm doing,I had a lot to watch.And,I accidentally fell asleep.

I dreamed that I was in school,but none of us remembered waking up that morning.

Well,then the school bully came up to me.But I wasn't taking any of his shit this morning.I snapped my fingers and suddenly we all began dancing.I had on a leather jacket.I was Mr. Fucking Cool.

Using my powers of choreographed dance,I beat up the bully.We all celebrated,and then got the girl of my dreams.The End.

But,you don't wanna know where I woke up...

[Misdemonar]

Man I had a dream and it was pretty gay :sick

[corpexec44]

I had a dream that I was at this club drinking heavily and went to the restroom to relieve myself and ended up pissing all over my sofa .....

[BurntToShreds]

I had a dream where I was a mech/Gundam(Not piloting it), and I was fighting aliens. Almost all I remember was that I had a black-grey color scheme, and I had a minigun strapped to my forearm.

[LordSappington]

I had a dream that I was in Silent Hill.
There were nachos.

[pac-man]

Once I dreamed that I had lost my first chair saxophone position to this new kid, and when I woke up it turned out to be true. Spooky!

[executioneer]

all right, that's enough

[Kitsa]

I had many, many very vivid and bizarre dreams last night, but the one that took the cake was the one where I was incarcerated in a reform school/mental hospital/orphanage. The dream started as I was being admitted and processed, with them allowing me to keep my trike and converting it to a hammock. I roomed with this one crazy chick I really, really disliked, and then somehow stepped up responsibility to be one of the people policing the floor I was on.

At one point a small boy was found dead in his bed with stab wounds. I somehow knew who'd done it, a teenage boy in another ward, and when I went there sure enough he'd tried to hide the boy's bloody shirt and sheets under his cot. The teenager told me nonchalantly that he'd found a bottle, broken it, and stabbed the boy with the pieces. For some reason, I wasn't scared of the guy. I just said, "You've really screwed up this time, now you're going to the maximum-security mental ward." He didn't seem to care.

As punishment or a way to spend our days, we were all told to move only forward down this eternal stone staircase. This was difficult because the staircase was literally piled with the children's books and toys that were familiar to all of us- somehow they'd gotten all our childhood toys and thrown them in there. If anyone stopped to examine one instead of promptly hopping one step forward when the command issued, they'd be sent back to the mental ward for some sort of further punishment.

One girl was Scottish and had six brothers who were made to constantly march past the building's grounds in their kilts and not acknowledge her. She'd be standing out there trying to get one to look at her and they'd just march past, over and over again, every day.

Beyond that, all I remember is people attacking me for whatever opinion I'd held, and me having to defend it, them threatening to send me to some worse level of punishment, and for some reason I was periodically wrapping chux (absorbent underpads for hospital bedding) around me as if they afforded some sort of defense.

Who needs drugs? Not me. Sometimes these dreams are so strange that I wonder if I've somehow crossed wires with someone else's dream, and that they're getting some sort of boring thing about my cats.

[wobzire]

Thats weird beacause I had a dream last week that I had a cat. So thanks for that maybe.

[Guitar Woman]

I had a dream a few weeks ago about being in a school for highly conditioned and controlled assassins that I eventually broke out of by cutting my face open with a kitchen knife

I went on to meet this pretty vampire who really liked The Who and was supposed to be this generation's messiah or something, and we went dicking around in Colombia fighting tigers

I don't know why. It was weird. Certain self proclaimed experts cite the vampire symbolism as someone I know being in a self destructive relationship, but as I have no friends I can't think of who that might be :<

[Lobo Tommy]

Dreams are a pretty important part of my life (which I might have said earlier, too lazy to check)

Yesterday I had a dream where my friend's sister had a Sega Master System with the Sonic port. I went "That's awesome!" then fucked a blond chick.

[Kitsa]

Thanks in part to that pic in the chat thread, I had a fucked up dream about David Bowie.

I dreamed, among other things, that for some reason I had to hang out with him and I thought he was a loser (no stretch, I think that irl). At one point he was trying to teach me some card game I didn't care about and then I saw some closetful of women's clothing he liked to play dress-up in. I tried to piss him off by saying Iggy Pop had a better collection.

At one point I went into a public restroom where there was this awesome vending machine that took up a whole wall and sold food and souvenirs from 1995, but the place was really cramped and dirty. And there was a door to the outside, and when I went out, there was this beautiful creek scene with horses swimming. I took pictures and showed people various wildlife (like giant fishing spiders). Then I went around a bend in the creek and there were a bunch of half-submerged office copiers floating around.

[MiKE8_3]

My dreams are strange as well.

I had a dream (when I was six) that I heard something scratching outside my window. So, being brave, (because I was Superman) I decided to check it out by going into the kitchen and looking out the window there; which makes no sense, because my room was the farthest away from the kitchen, but whatever, it was a dream. I climbed up on the counter and peered out to see a massive army of Gremlins with glowing red eyes all staring at me. One of them ran up, climbed a convieniently placed ladder, and exposed his shiny white fangs to me, at which point I screamed and woke up.

When I got older, my dreams shifted into overdrive. One of the latest dreams I can remember involved zombies. I dreamed that zombies were everywhere, but they didn't attack everyone. In the dream, I was watching a news report that had a zombie represenative saying that they felt that their rights as a race were being neglected. At that point, the pundit running the show said, "That's because you're all fucking dead." The zombie proceeded to eat the guy's face and said "You need to be friends with zombies or else this will happen to you."

Then of course there's the dreams where I'm with a ton of naked chicks and Freddy Krueger shows up and we hang out; me, Freddy, and the naked boob-o-rama.

[bigtimecow]

last night i had a dream that me and some friends put together a body shape using cut up pieces of paper, and then caking the back of it with meatballs and shredded beef to hold it together

good thing i pulled an all nighter yesterday-today

[the Platinum Poppy]

I've had lucid dreams since I was little (but of course I didn't know they were called "lucid dreams" back then)... I assumed everyone had them, but when talking about dreams with other people noone understood what I described. They thought I meant some kind of hybrid state between daydreaming and actual sleep... But when I have lucid dreams I'm always in a very deep sleep, have absolutely no sense of my body lying in bed. I just know on an intellectual level that this is the case, but I can't feel it; rather, if I lucid-dream I'm walking, it feels just like real-life walking, if I dream I touch something, it feels just like really touching something etc.
When I was still living with my parents I had one of those dreams. I thought I woke up and got ready for school, but then I noticed something or other wasn't right, and I eventually concluded that I wasn't awake after all, but was just having a lucid dream.
Then I became convinced that since I could so clearly feel that I was up and walking, I must be sleep-walking. So as an experiment I went to my desk, took a piece of paper and wrote "dream" on it.
Eventually I woke for real and went to the desk... but no paper with writing on it.
Later on other people have confirmed that I do just lie there like a normal dreamer when I have those dreams... so all the actions I perform are just in my head... but they feel as real as anything I do in waking life.

For a period of time, about a decade ago now, I was on quite a lot of psychofarmaka - neuroleptics and heavy tranquilizers. I would always have nightmares then, dreams like real horror movies, but even in sleep I was kind of drugged so nothing could scare me. I'd walk around among rotting zombies that wanted to kill me or whatever, and it would be lucid too (my undrugged lucid dreams are usually about very realistic stuff, but these were not). And I would think something like "Duh... I ought to be scared now... this is like a really scary horror movie... but I just can't be bothered to be scared...*sigh*".

When I had just started practicing for my driving license (pretty late, I was already thirty) I had weird dreams about this, not surprisingly since it was on my mind a lot. Once I dreamt that my sister, whom I was practicing with, had started to practice driving with my oldest dog too. He was gonna take a driving license as well. We had bought him his own car, and had it customized so that he could reach the pedals with his hind paws. Only it was hell trying to make him abide by the traffic laws, he'd drive like crazy. I clearly remember that the car we bought for him was a red Audi A3 from -95.

This is just a tiny sample though... I've had TONS of weird dreams during my life... and I usually remember them too.

[LordSappington]

I wanna learn how to lucid dream. D:

[liquidstatik]

I've been tryin to get into it for years, but I am so bad at keeping interest in things, that I've yet to do it. :x

[the Platinum Poppy]

I have NO idea how one would go about LEARNING it... Perhaps it's just something that happens to some people and not to others, and that's all there is to it?

[liquidstatik]

http://www.dreamviews.com/

the forum sometimes has some good reads, but it's pretty lame outside of the dream-related threads.

[Kitsa]

I had a dream last night that someone gave me a big bag of cocaine and I was trying to make it disappear. I tried to dissolve it in a big bowl of warm water and it wouldn't dissolve and I was freaked the fuck out.

I don't even know if cocaine dissolves in water. I've never touched the stuff.

[the Platinum Poppy]

Okay Liquidstatik, that was interesting... apparently trying to get lucid dreams is like a hobby some people take up? I had no idea... I really thought it was something that just happened to you, or not.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Had a dream where AOL went into the cloning business. Except they only knew how to make Smileys instead of actual human heads. So people would be wearing business suits, driving fancy cars but then have this :\ for a head.

[dj bastard]

I dreamed achimp gayed me up with his love banana. For foreplay he begged me to hit his flaccid penis with a spade whilst he applied flea powder to a sickly puppy.

[Chojin]

I used to read mail-in catalogues all the time as a kid, and the most expensive item in one was a $200 lucid dreaming kit, which included a sleep mask that supposedly detected REM sleep and then would pulse red LEDs at your eyes to put you into a lucid dreaming state.

Yus.

[liquidstatik]

I have a PDF on how to make one yourself. :eek

[Kitsa]

I had a two-parter last night. The first involved my boyfriend digging up the backyard for something and suddenly my toilet and shower spewed dirty water. He and my dad fixed it by changing out the "sludge tank" on the water heater (???)

Then it changed into tv-show format and I was watching two teenagers on a platform. Some guy was speaking into a microphone and giving them medals, which they dropped into green army-canvas sacks they were holding. A voiceover explained that they did that because the medals were "heavy".

Then it was revealed that the teenagers were Ghandi and Osama bin Laden...supposedly before Osama went bad. They went around having all of these Dukes of Hazzard-style adventures.

Like once they got arrested, and told the officer they needed to go to the bathroom. For whatever reason, the officer let them go by themselves into a building and stayed in the squadcar. Of course the guys change into women's clothing and come right back out the front door, "Helloooooo, Officer." The officer doffs his cap and gives an aw-shucks grin, and Osama and Ghandi jump into a pick up truck and take off, yelling YEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Last week I dreamed that I had to creep along a black metal roller coaster track that was suspended a foot above shark infested waters. I was able to disembark at my grandparents' house and thought I was safe, then a great white tunneled through the ground like Bugs Bunny and surfaced in my grandparents' living room.

[WhiteRat]

2 years ago I had a really nasty falling out with my parents. A year passed by and I still haven't seen or even talked to my parents at all.

In my dream one day, I decide to surprise my parents by going home on leave unexpectedly. I walked into my dad's garage to see him working on his car. I tried to say hi to him but he ignored me.

I walked into the house and into the kitchen to find my mom doing the dishes. She turned around and gave me a blank stare. I smiled and said, "It's me, your son, WhiteRat." My mom turned back to the dishes as I repeated my greeting. After a few short moments she turned around, this time with tears streaming down her face and said, "Who?"

That's all I remember from the dream, but I felt so disturbed by it that a few days later I buried my ego and finally reconciled with my parents. I still vividly remember that dream to this day, even down to the clothes I was wearing in it.

[Kitsa]

Harnessing the power of fucked-up dreams for good, wish I could do that.

[Tadao]

Good Boy :tear

[Big McLargehuge]

i have a recurring dream where i am going about daily business and my teeth start falling out, i spit them out and it is the most real feeling i have ever had in a dream i could feel the teeth rolling around in my mouth.

I also had a fever dream when i was a kid that was lucid. I was in my grandparents yard and i realized that if i tried hard enough i could fly. So i try and try but the farthest i can get off the ground is about 6 inches. So i gave up and put my head in my hands and start crying. When i looked up i realized that i was hundreds of feet in the air. at that moment i remembered that people can't fly so i realized that it was a dream, for some reason this put an unholy terror in me so i tried real hard to open my eyes. i felt like i was waking up but when i did i was laying on the roof of a house, i looked around and i was surronded by roofs, they were compleatly covering a hill with no space in between them and ladders to climb higher, the terror comes back and i start running over the roofs i run and run and then realize that i almost woke up when i tried to open my eyes so i try again and this time i wake up in my bed. i was so realeved that i had to run and tell my family about my ordeal, i get to the kitched and immediatly somthing is off, i look around and realize that the entire kitchen is backwards. just then my dad walks in and he looks slightly off i realize that he has three ears on either side of his head, i scream and run to my bed room to lie face down in my bed till i wake up. My dream-dad walks in and asks me what is wrong, i look at him and go to say "this isn't real, this is a dream" but everytime i get to the word dream i lose my voice like "this isn't real, this is a dreeeahhhhh" my dad looks at me for a few seconds and then says "well, wake up then" and i wake up immidiatly. Later my mom told me that i was screaming and my dad went into my room to see if i was all right and he couldn't wake me up and they were getting very worried.

[Big McLargehuge]

SPOOKY, AND IT'S ALL TRUE

[Kitsa]

I had a dream last night that I was standing at the top of a long, steep staircase. And close behind me, almost close enough to make me lose my balance and fall backwards, was another identical long, steep staircase. On either one, the handrail didn't start till like halfway down, so I was just trying to balance between them. It looked like I was going to fall either way.

Then suddenly I was either in Vegas or Atlantic City (had elements of both). There was this crowded, county-fair atmosphere where they were trying to entice people into ridiculous games of chance. One was a kiddie pool with a round piece of plexiglass over the top. It was filled with thick rubbery plastic chips. You paid and reached in for a chip and it was supposed to have the symbol on it of whatever you would be arrested for someday. Like, I could see pictures of pot leaves printed on some. So I paid and reached in, thinking "Ha ha, I've never been arrested, I'll show them" and I pull out a chip with a picture of a lobster on it. I say, "What the hell? A lobster? How can I get arrested for lobster?"

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/lobstertoken.jpg

So I'm all pissed and I walk away, and this woman is following me. She looks like Tony's sister from the Sopranos. She's watching the front pocket of my hoodie and I realize that she saw me pull money out of it to pay the lobster-chip guy. She tries to tackle me and reach into the pocket and I somehow beat the everloving hell out of her.

The rest of the dream was short, tv-like clips of bad stuff happening in this Vegaslike environment. Hugh Hefner's old girlfriends were staying at the Luxor (that big glass pyramid one) and Bridget's cat got out the window. It was jumping around and they were trying to coax it back. At one point it jumped within reach, and just as they reached for it, it jumped away from them again and slid to its death. The screen froze and something stupid like HASTA LA VISTA #2 appeared in yellow 80s font in the corner.

I have no idea what brings these on, although the stair thing was probably just my gimp-anxiety (forced into a dangerous situation, with safety out of reach).

[ZeldaQueen]

I've had some weird dreams, usually because I had a habit of eating right before I went to bed. I haven't been doing that lately so I haven't been having many dreams lately.

One of my odder ones that I remember was one where I was a member of the Fellowship of the Ring. For some reason, the Fellowship thought that the One Ring could be destroyed by throwing it into any fire, so they found a camping fireplace in my attic with a fire burning in it and decided to toss the Ring into there. Just before they threw it in, I suddenly remembered that there were too movies left to go (it was like we were in the movie) and so the Ring couldn't be destroyed now, or what would we do in the next two movies? Just after I thought that, they discovered that the Ring could only be destoryed in the fires of Mordor, so we all got up to go there. And that's where my dream ended.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't know if this is already in the thread, but this is the one I remember with great vividity.

I was just completely pissed at someone for something or another. I just remember I had to get away. I took my bike out into the night. The moon was incredibly bright and made the clouds a light orange color, kinda like a lightning strike does, only it was constantly this way. I'm crying, but it's hard to distinguish the tears from the fat droplets of water now pouring from the sky. It's very hot, but I just keep going away. As I'm rolling across an overpass, the highbeams of a pickup cut onto me. I move as far over to the left as I can, because I thought it was safe. The fucker sideswipes me and sends me over the k-rail. The fall didn't kill me, being only about a fifteen foot fall, but the semi coming did.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I hate having "win the lottery" dream.

***Kind of off topic but I don't want to start a sleep walkers thread.***

I've beaten Legend of Zelda: A link to the past in my sleep when I was younger. I woke up with the credits scrolling and my little brother was cheering me on. My brother and I did not get along whatsoever at this point in me life. He told me he was watching me play and I beat Gannon. I told him I just woke up because otherwise you would not be sitting next to me without a face punched in.

About six years ago I fell asleep while playing Xenosaga: Episode I while fighting an optional boss. I remember having 25% of her health down and I had already been fighting her for 40 minutes. I woke up the next morning with the "Battle won" screen on.

[LordSappington]

I keep having these dreams where I'm hanging out at the shooting range I made in the woods, except I'm getting pissed because all of a sudden, it's too overcast and foggy to see my targets (all of them are 50 yards or further).
Pretty soon, I give up and just chilling there, listening to the radio and eating my lunch, when I keep seeing these weird shapes moving in the fog.
I keep waking up right before I can get a good look at them, though. I think I've been playing too much Dead Space.
On a side note, I once got completely prepared for school in my sleep, at three in the morning. Then I woke myself up when I stepped into the scalding hot shower.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've woken up in the shower before. It's a great feeling because I'm already in the shower and got an extra 10 minutes of sleep.

[Kitsa]

I still say those dreams where you need to go to the bathroom and dream you're waking up and doing something about it are the worst.

[Fathom Zero]

Usually that's when I end up pissing myself because I can't distinguish.

[Kitsa]

I live in fear of doing that one day.

[ZeldaQueen]

Usually that's when I end up pissing myself because I can't distinguish.
Never had those kinds of dreams, but I've had stomach ache dreams. Seriously. In my dreams, I have a horrid stomach ache and then when I wake up I have them. Nine times out of ten I wind up throwing up shortly after waking.

[LordSappington]

I still say those dreams where you need to go to the bathroom and dream you're waking up and doing something about it are the worst.
Luckily I haven't had anything like that happen to me since third grade, and that stopped when I got taken off the 50 mg of concerta.

[Tadao]

Never had those kinds of dreams, but I've had stomach ache dreams. Seriously. In my dreams, I have a horrid stomach ache and then when I wake up I have them. Nine times out of ten I wind up throwing up shortly after waking.
You should see a Dr. about that :(

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/MeowseMD.jpg

[LordSappington]

It looks like that cat's going to prescribe some of Grandpa's cough medicine for his patient.

[Tadao]

Meowse MD knows best. But yeah, stomach aches and throwing up for no apparent reason should be looked at right away. Unless you enjoy that sort of thing.

[LordSappington]

Yeah, doesn't sound too great to me, either.

[ZeldaQueen]

You should see a Dr. about that :(

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/MeowseMD.jpg

That bottle looks suspiciously like the stuff Alice drank to grow bigger in the 1999 version of Alice in Wonderland. On an off-topic note, Tadao I love the new bunny in your avatar! (I'm a sucker for cute animals :) )

Oh yes, I recently had a very odd dream, possibly because of the anahistamine I took for my cold before going to bed:

The dream had a couple of parts to it. The first part was that I was riding the train home from college and it was going across a hill overlooking a town. A friend of mine was walking down the hill as the train passed. She saw me and ran after the train, waving.

The second part was that I was somehow in the book Pippi Longstocking (don't ask) and was going to attend a wedding. I suddenly realized that I had no dress to wear to the wedding and tried to explain to the other people (who only spoke English as a second language) that the other times I went to weddings, I wore a skirt (I've never actually been to a wedding before)

The last part was that an online community I belong to was real and I was in it with everyone else. There was some kind of baseball tournament going on and there were sign-ups for it. The thing I wanted to sign up for though was a White Elephant event. The dream cut forward to the evening, when the White Elephant event was starting. I somehow had a beautiful ring with pearls on it in my hand, which I turned in as my White Elephant item. I was then told to pick an item. The room was filled with gorgeous satin boxes all decorated. I chose a box that was shaped like Aladdin's lamp. Inside it was a music box that was shaped like a teacup on a saucer. When it played, the teacup slowly spun around the rim of the saucer. The music box was white enamble with rubies and was so beautiful. I was worried by now because I was expected home and my parents didn't know where I was at. I found some friends that I came with and we got home by riding Clifford the Big Red Dog (I told you it was a weird dream)

[LordSappington]

Whenever I take antihistamines, I always wake up in the middle of the night, freaked out, terribly shaken, and covered in a cold sweat, but I never know why. A few years ago, when it first happened, my mom came into the kitchen sitting on the bar stool with my knees tucked into my chest, freaking out because I didn't know why I was so freaked out.
So now I just tough my colds out.

[ZeldaQueen]

Whenever I take antihistamines, I always wake up in the middle of the night, freaked out, terribly shaken, and covered in a cold sweat, but I never know why. A few years ago, when it first happened, my mom came into the kitchen sitting on the bar stool with my knees tucked into my chest, freaking out because I didn't know why I was so freaked out.
So now I just tough my colds out.
Aw, that sucks. :(

[LordSappington]

Yeah, these days I just get insomnia.

[Kitsa]

A few nights ago, I dreamed that I went walking to an IGA (which, in my experience, was always a dirty little itsy-bitsy country grocery store, although I know there are bigger ones). I knew right where it was and everything.

So I go, and for whatever reason I'm not at all surprised to walk in and find it to be a small, dusty room. It's more like a dingy indoor flea market than a grocery store, and the perimeter of the room is ringed with people who are seated around dirty card tables, smoking and sneaking looks at me. I look around and find, to my dream-delight, a bunch of my most beloved 80s toys, mint in package.

So I gather as many as I can in my arms and take them to the ugly, surly-looking checkout lady. I reach in my pocket for money and find I have none. I'm about to ask her if she can hold the items until I can find my money, when I notice the pile is missing some things. I whip my head around and see some of the toys being hoarded on the card tables by people around the room. In the dream, I am absolutely sure that this is because they figured the toys were worth something and stole them from my pile.

I hand the toys to the checkout lady and run out the door, supposedly to get home and get my money. But when I go outside, everything has changed. The road I used to walk to the store is no longer there, and in its place is a dusty trail that leads off into some cliffy wilderness. There's a sign that says INDIANA DUNES 10 MI.

Uh, ok, I think. I used to live near there, I kinda know where that is. So I set off that way, only to be diverted into some sort of sparkly sandstone cave that travels up the side of a cliff. Rocks are falling on me and I find a big stone garbage can that I somehow upend and wear over my head to protect me. So I'm creeping through this cavern with a stone garbage can over my head, up this sandstone trail.

I end up in some sort of giant waste-management center. It's like a large square gymnasium. I walked in the door, still crouching with the stone trashcan on my head, and up a long staircase by a window. I put my hand down on a windowsill to support myself and hundreds of spiderlings crawl out around it. I yank my hand away and proceed up the staircase, arriving at the top to find the room full to the ceiling with discarded plastic garbage cans. And there are spiders all over the place, every type of spider.

The bf is there and says he can get rid of the spiders. And I don't remember what he did, but out of nowhere there appeared thousands of cats, who just stood there Care Bear Stare style, and the spiders were all herded to a table in the middle of the room.

I woke up, but I was pissed that I never got back to the store and got my mint-in-box toys.

[ZeldaQueen]

Oy, I hate those dreams. I've had dreams where I've found proof of UFOs or won a talent show contest or solved a video game mystery (like actually getting the pet owl in Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life) and I'll be all happy and think "Yesss!!!" and then I wake up. >:

Oh, and I had this really sad dream two nights ago. I dreamt that it was like I was rewatching a movie or rereading a book. There was this woman who I kept thinking in my head was named "Fantine". For some reason, she was accused of being a traitor (to the US I suppose) and was going to be arrested. As a result, she was forced to go into hiding. She went back to her home, which was decorated for Christmas (apparently in my dream it was before Christmas). Her mother was in the kitchen, cooking something. Fantine kept telling her mother that she was going to be taken away for something she didn't do, but for whatever reason, her mother didn't seem to notice this or be bothered by it. Without her mother paying any attention, Fantine packed up all of her things. She also pulled the presents to her from under the tree and packed those up. She decided to never unwrap them, but save them as a memory of her last Christmas with her family.

That was when I started crying in my sleep and woke up.

[Kitsa]

I've decided, in order to give myself more photoshop practice, that I'm going to start doing photoshoppings of my fucked-up dreams.

Here's me walking through the sandstone cavern with a garbage can over my head:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/artistrendering.jpg

[kahljorn]

Oy, I hate those dreams. I've had dreams where I've found proof of UFOs or won a talent show contest or solved a video game mystery (like actually getting the pet owl in Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life) and I'll be all happy and think "Yesss!!!" and then I wake up. >:

one time i had a dream like that where i saw some aliens out in the woods and they SAW ME FROM THE SAUCER so i started panicking and woke up shortly after but i wasnt completely woken up or had sleep paralysis or something because it felt like i was being pulled out of my body and abducted with some kind of alien transport beam.

[Tadao]

I've decided, in order to give myself more photoshop practice, that I'm going to start doing photoshoppings of my fucked-up dreams.

Here's me walking through the sandstone cavern with a garbage can over my head:



Yay!

[Kitsa]

I used to have a recurring nightmare as a kid that these fuckers were chasing me around...

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/flyingseal.jpg

[pac-man]

Were they that big? And did they talk?

[Kitsa]

they were bigger than I was. They hissed menacingly and dive-bombed me as I ran down a sidewalk in the middle of nothingness.

[the Platinum Poppy]

Oy, I hate those dreams. I've had dreams where I've found proof of UFOs or won a talent show contest or solved a video game mystery (like actually getting the pet owl in Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life) and I'll be all happy and think "Yesss!!!" and then I wake up. >:



Several years ago I had a dream where I got a severe injury to my arm. This revealed that underneath a thin flesh layer I was actually a robot, sort of like terminator. I was thrilled at this discovery, and thought it was so terribly cool that I was actually not a boring old human being but some kind of android. And then I woke up and was really disappointed.

What all this means is pretty obvious to me now (although I didn't realize when I had the dream): Rock bottom of the geek pit.

[Tadao]

I do remember the end of a dream where I had one of those huge stacks of 100's that filled my whole hand and I woke up very slowly and I could still feel it in my hand but not see it with my eyes.

[Kitsa]

I had a tooth-chewing dream last night. I dreamed my mom pulled on some of my teeth (how?) and they all fell out and I could feel them in my mouth, like unpopped popcorn kernels. It was pretty horrible.

I never had one of those dreams before I read about them here. Contagious?

[Zomboid]

I hate dreams. I have some of the most fucked up, unnerving dreams, and then I wake up and feel like everyone that I care about has been slaughtered and it's all my fault.

[ZeldaQueen]

Several years ago I had a dream where I got a severe injury to my arm. This revealed that underneath a thin flesh layer I was actually a robot, sort of like terminator. I was thrilled at this discovery, and thought it was so terribly cool that I was actually not a boring old human being but some kind of android. And then I woke up and was really disappointed.

What all this means is pretty obvious to me now (although I didn't realize when I had the dream): Rock bottom of the geek pit.
I've had dreams that I was a werewolf and that I was in superhero tv shows (like Street Sharks). I sympathize.

Oh, and interesting fact: Our brains can't actually tell the difference between real situations and dream situations. That's why we feel effects from our dreams after we wake up.

Example - I've had two dreams in which I was slashed with a knive down my arms. I work up with those exact parts of my arms tingling.

[Tadao]

Hehe :dirtycomment

[Kitsa]

Example - I've had two dreams in which I was slashed with a knive down my arms. I work up with those exact parts of my arms tingling.


I had an awful dream like that last year, I dreamed I got so frustrated at something I grabbed a knife and started hacking at my wrists to kill myself. I actually woke up freaked out, feeling as if blood were dripping down my arms.

[Dixie]

I had a really weird dream today.
It was total Elizabeth Bathory weirdness.
Me and these other two chicks were killing people to look young again.
And everytime the blood "wore off" the worse we'd look so we had some elaborate scheme on how to hunt and trap people involving the mall near closing time.
Eventually we ended up at a party so we all had to get ready and we trapped a bunch of girlscouts and put their blood in flasks to carry around so we didn't have to kill anyone at the party.
Well at the party the blood flasks broke somehow so we had to hide and kill people there anyways.
I also remember seeing fireworks somewhere in there.

[Shrubfest]

Mattjack was in my dream. Again.

Get out! Fiend!

[Kitsa]

I had my first imockery dream last night.

I dreamed that Mockery and Doopa had a huge, Gatsby-style manor where people were constantly hanging around.

Which I guess is a pretty obvious allegory.

[MattJack]

Mattjack was in my dream. Again.

Get out! Fiend!

Did I have a mustache and was I being a bad ass?

[Sam]

I had a really weird dream today.
It was total Elizabeth Bathory weirdness.
Me and these other two chicks were killing people to look young again.
And everytime the blood "wore off" the worse we'd look so we had some elaborate scheme on how to hunt and trap people involving the mall near closing time.
Eventually we ended up at a party so we all had to get ready and we trapped a bunch of girlscouts and put their blood in flasks to carry around so we didn't have to kill anyone at the party.
Well at the party the blood flasks broke somehow so we had to hide and kill people there anyways.
I also remember seeing fireworks somewhere in there.


I think this is a Troma movie I've seen. :(

[Tadao]

MATTJACK! GET OUT OF MY DREAMS!

get into my car

[LordSappington]

Ever had a dream where it was a music video of your life?
Turns out my life goes pretty well with 'Story of my Life'.

[ZeldaQueen]

I had an awful dream like that last year, I dreamed I got so frustrated at something I grabbed a knife and started hacking at my wrists to kill myself. I actually woke up freaked out, feeling as if blood were dripping down my arms.
Yeah, in one of my "arm getting slashed" dreams, as I was being cut I started to panic because I knew that when my wrists were cut, I would die.

[whoreable]

in my craziest dream i loved to smoke! fucking intense

[Mockery]

Whoreable is back? Whoah... long time no see. :eek

[ZeldaQueen]

Last night: I dreamt that I was going down this street full of yard sales and somehow I wound up in a back alley (where Will Smith was jogging!) There was some set up tent that was some weird underground lab. I entered and was kidnapped and forced to prove to this one female scientist (and my brother, who apparently worked there) that I wasn't a spy. This was somehow proven through me filling out a checklist of tv shows I watched. I was then fitted with some weird muzzle/gag while it looked like they were going to let me go. My dream ended with me thinking, "My mom and dad are going to wonder why I've got this muzzle on me..."

I guess it comes from something my mom said, about how in books or movies kids go through traumatic things but can't say anything because they shouldn't have been in such situations in the first place.

[whoreable]

hey pal ive been ignoring the message board internets maybe im back we will see if it sticks!

[LordSappington]

I had my old necromorph dream again; I came to in thick woods, overcast, foggy, and as I'm walking around I can just barely see the outlines of these things that look like necromorphs darting in and out of sight.
Then eventually I came across this barn, with rusty shackles and a trail leading out of it, and on the wall someone wrote in huge letters 'YOU CANNOT SAVE HER' in blood.
I don't even know what the fuck was going on.

[Kitsa]

The other night I had kind of an entertaining one. I usually watch my dreams happen like movies, I almost never participate, so it was fun to join in on this one. I worked (?) in this big, dark office building that was all bare concrete, like a parking garage. My job consisted of sitting in an office with the lead singer of some popular band...can't remember which, but it's not one I usually listen to...telling him why the song was good or bad. He seemed to value my opinion, but whenever groupies showed up I was expected to leave so that they could service him and the band.
So I was telling him that his music was easy to listen to, but not easy-listening (???), and some groupies showed up, and I got up automatically to go. I walked out, and there were all of these little starts of hornet nests about every 10 feet along the ceiling in little nooks and crannies. Everyone else was working, seemingly oblivious, even though I could see hornets crawling around in the nests. I was trying to draw peoples' attention to them, but they didn't seem to care. Finally, I called out, "Where is Amy?", looking around for someone I went to school with in elementary school. The girl stood up from behind a desk, someone I honestly haven't given any thought to in almost twenty years, a full adult version of what I remembered in school. For some reason, we got a large janitorial trash cart and we were pushing it down the hallway. After that, nothing more happened with the hornets.
The last thing I remember in the dream is stopping at the end of the hallway, where there was a water cooler. Some people were standing around talking, and someone ran up to report that Pat Benatar had been shot dead while on her way to a relative's funeral. Everyone looked at one another quietly for a moment, then someone said, "Well, they say love is a battlefield."

[BurntToShreds]

Yesterday I took a nap and had a dream that I was playing a Mass Effect/Dead Space hybrid game. I was running around a colony on an asteroid or something, killing zombies and the like.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I had a dream pertaining to i-mockery last night and decided I'm gonna stop coming here in my free time

[MattJack]

you won't be missed :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

:rolleyes

[MattJack]

seriously, you won't :(

I still like you, but I-Mockery forum misses nonbody :(

[LordSappington]

My father is currently in the ICU with what we think is paratinitus (sic?). Since my mother had been up for about twenty hours, I stayed at the hospital so she could get home for some rest. While I was there, I went over to the emergency room lobby to get a soda, and they had it completely locked down; no one in, no one out. They even had armed guards outside the tape; all they would tell me was that I and the patients were safe, no matter how much I asked them.
So whenever I'd fall asleep that night I kept having nightmares of zombies and necromorphs.

[executioneer]

peritonitis

[LittleDollClaudia]

Dreamed about being kidnapped by Blackbeard and forced to work on his ship. We went into different towns and did all the nasty things that real pirates did. Robbing, killing, he's raping women, I'm bringing them to him, we're all drinking, drinking, drinking. The crew is relaxing in the hideout when the damn cops (yeah the ones on Fox) finds us through the canine unit. I can hear the theme music playing in the background as we start to panic.

Dogs are barking, guys are yelling, tear gas comes flying into the window. Everyone runs out the front door except Blackbeard and me. We go out through a "secret trapdoor". Who knew? We try to sail off in a smaller boat, but we are captured by Hulk Hogan. He says, "it's time for justice, brother!" Then he grabs the both of us and slings us over his shoulder.

We stand inside a courtroom with Judge Stone from Night Court and Phyllis Diller as our lawyer. All she does is her laugh as we try to plead our innocence. We are pronounced guilty and are walked out to the gallows which has Elvira cracking jokes about how soon we'll be well hung. HA HA.

I reach into my pocket and I try to get away by using a rubber chicken. But Sally Struthers eats it and I then feel the rope about my neck. The log they stand me on gets kicked away and all is darkness.

I woke up in a pool of sweat. I looked in the mirror and I had pink marks on my neck, I must've scratched myself or something. Weird.

[ZeldaQueen]

Monday morning, I had this dream that I was on my college campus on a day I had no classes. For some reason, my face had these blue streaks/marks on it and I was going into a store for some face cream. I was also considering going into a Toys R Us to get a Christmas present for a girl that I was friends with, despite the fact that I knew that Christmas was weeks ago.

Then, I glanced at my watch and realized (A) it was 12:57, (B) I had a date with my boyfriend at 1:00, and (C) it was an hour's commute from campus to my neighborhood. Dream ended before I actually left.

Also, I can't remember how, but I'm fairly certain that Beowulf somehow fit into the dream. I honestly can't remember how though...:confused:

[Kitsa]

I dreamed, once again, that I was in a shopping mall. I'm sure many fascinating things happened but I've forgotten the majority of them.

Anyway, I was going up on an escalator (one of two "up" escalators that fed the top floor of this big department store) and I noticed that everyone around me was dressed in formalwear. I was puzzled about that, until we surfaced at the top floor and I saw a sea of round tables covered in mauve damask tablecloths and realized that the top floor had been rented out for some sort of wedding reception. I think I changed into formalwear and tried to fit in.

Then at one point I was down in another store that was a chain of dim rooms that appeared to be storage (for bar items like stools and old arcade consoles). I waited with other people for a turn at trying something really, really cool. It was some sort of thing you sat in and it carried you around, like a chair with robotic spider legs. Only the person ahead of me went into the room and didn't come back out...they were hogging it.

I also went into a petstore in the mall and they had the most beautiful bunnies, brown spotted with white like fawns. That must have been the Tadao part of my dream.

[executioneer]

i had a dream that my youngest sister had a house that was only a few hundred feet from my mom's house, and that i was sitting on the couch listening to a cd player, and that i was going to go walk over to my mom's house, and i went around shutting all the lights off, and was going to turn off the porch lights, but there were two switches, one switch was for bright blue lights and one switch was for red lights, so i only turned the red lights off (because that way i was saving electricity and it would still scare away burglars, i remembered thinking)

it was the most boring weird dream i've ever had

[ZeldaQueen]

Ugh, I hate boring dreams. I've had several, all of which usually end with me thinking "I can't believe this! I'm dreaming. I shouldn't have to put up with this!" Usually, those dreams involve me being in school/doing homework.

Once, I dreamt that I was in my tenth grade health classroom at about six o'clock in the morning. I was sitting backwards in a chair, extremely tired and trying to fall back to sleep. There was also some weird reddish tint to the dream.

Once, I had a dream that I was lying on a sofa in my violin teacher's living room, still in my pjs and everything. My instructor was having a group lesson (when he gets all of his students to practice together) and everyone else was standing by their music stands, violins under their arms and staring at me. My instructor scolded me for sleeping and had me recite over and over this line from the book Freaky Friday ("An old rag to do the breakfast dishes in, a skirt to go to the store in, a dress to go to lunch in, pants to go to the park in, and velvet with rhinestones to go to dinner in. If you count in and out of your nightgown twice, that makes six changes. What a bore!")

[Kitsa]

Being buggered by Gordon Ramsay.:shocked

Talk about a Kitchen Nightmare.:puke

[Tadao]

How did he rate you?

[Kitsa]

I don't remember. I'd prefer to forget it was ever dreamed.

[ZeldaQueen]

Ah yes, the "subconscious is screwing around with us" dreams :lol

I've had one of those. I dreamt I was in a car with a guy who I thought was my brother (he wasn't really, but in the dream he was). In the dream, I was a guy. I remember thinking about the other guy "I know he's my brother, but he's pretty good looking..."

I was sooo freaked out when I woke up.

[DevilWearsPrada]

You don't say these kind of things on the internet

[ZeldaQueen]

Hey, everyone else here says weird stuff so I will too! >:

[DevilWearsPrada]

Not on my watch >:

[executioneer]

yeah get off his watch you're hurting his wrist

[Guitar Woman]

A few nights ago I slept with my face shoved into a musty old blanket and dreamed I was constantly smoking a hilariously oversized cigar

it was weird

[Kitsa]

Yeah, external stuff plays a factor sometimes...I've had some goofy-ass dreams that I'm pretty sure had to do with whatever was on TV at the time.

[Guitar Woman]

I also dream Frank Zappa songs note for note sometimes. I don't know what that means but it's probably a bad sign.

[LordSappington]

I had a dream that I had a hot Asian adoptive sister. Good times. :(

[ZeldaQueen]

The last time I kept falling asleep in Philosophy class, I could still kind of hear the professor talking, but the dream would play so I'd think that I was in some completely different scenario. For some reason, I'd wake up whenever he asked a question and I knew he had just asked a question, but I thought that he was asking about something that pertained to whatever I was dreaming (for example, I was dreaming about garden gnomes at one point, so when he asks the question, I thought the question was about garden gnomes). Several times, I nearly shouted out answers to the "questions" and it's a good thing I didn't.

[Kitsa]

I was having a dream about fighting with someone over taking the dog out. Then I woke up to her barking and actually had to take her out.

January predawn cold and dark sucks :(

[ZeldaQueen]

I had this wacky dream that I was on my way to a school dance. For some reason, it was being held inside my town's museum.

When I got inside, I noticed that there was a boy and a girl being held in a different room in stocks. Apparently the girl (who was actually Lori, from the show Big Wolf on Campus) had tried to sneak into the dance and the boy was locked up for trying to help her.

Somehow, I was able to telekenetically open the stocks for them, but whenever I tried to mentally control the guard into not seeing them leave, it wouldn't work. Three times I tried this. The third time, I demanded that the guard let them come into the dance with me. For some reason, he said they could.

[electric ninja]

I had this dream strange once, when i was 12. I was dreaming that i was watching a movie, not a weird movie, just a gerneric action movie. I watched about half of it and then i woke up for some reason. it was 1am so i went back to sleep. I said. "Okay movie, continue..." But the movie didn't want to continue. The main charicter of the movie looked at me and called me a retard and said i should kill myself. I got into an argument with him, in the end i was like "play the goddamm movie!" and he was like "no! I'm leaving this movie! You be in the movie!" So then i was in the movie (which got weird wonce i was in it) and i had to kill evil jellybeans with a sharp stick. Then i had to fly a plane, i was just about to take off when my mum woke me up. She said "Wake up, you have to go to school", and the i yelled
"PISS OFF MUM! I HAVE TO FLY THE FUCKEN PLAAAAAANE!!!!!"

Then i realised i was awake. Ifelt stupid and upset.

[Kitsa]

lol

I had some sort of dream about Elton John doing a fundraiser. I can't remember the particulars of it, except that Elton John suffered from major depression and would only leave his house once every few months, and when he did there would be a big festival and fundraiser and there was dancing in the streets.

[ZeldaQueen]

lol

I had some sort of dream about Elton John doing a fundraiser. I can't remember the particulars of it, except that Elton John suffered from major depression and would only leave his house once every few months, and when he did there would be a big festival and fundraiser and there was dancing in the streets.
Sounds pretty realistic to me.

[LordSappington]

In Psychology class, I fell asleep during the note taking. I had that dream feeling where you think you're falling, so I woke up with a grunt, and for some reason THREW myself as hard as my unconscious body could straight into the girl next to mine's desk, knocking her and her desk a good four or five feet to the left, while I'm trying to cover my huge goose egg, trying to figure out what the hell just happened, and screaming 'OW! OW! OW! WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!'
Ironically, this was during the sleep disorder chapter.
EDIT: Now that I think about it, this has happened to me a few times before this, in my freshman and sophomore years. I must be a sleep retard.

[ZeldaQueen]

In Psychology class, I fell asleep during the note taking. I had that dream feeling where you think you're falling, so I woke up with a grunt, and for some reason THREW myself as hard as my unconscious body could straight into the girl next to mine's desk, knocking her and her desk a good four or five feet to the left, while I'm trying to cover my huge goose egg, trying to figure out what the hell just happened, and screaming 'OW! OW! OW! WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!'
Ironically, this was during the sleep disorder chapter.
Did the teacher somehow work that into the lecture? I used to fall asleep in my high school Psychology class, but that was because he'd show a ton of videos. Some of them weren't too boring, but I still fell asleep (I really wish I'd have stayed awake for the one with the guy who had a stroke and thought he was God, for example). We also had our unit on sleep/sleep disorders the same week as the Prom. This was funny because my high school's Prom went from about ten at night to five in the morning, which meant that we had to turn nocturnal there for a bit.

In Philosophy, I went into the weird half asleep-half awake state I told about earlier (where I can still hear the teacher, but it's like I'm in a totally different scenario). I woke up because I heard my own snoring. It wasn't very loud, thank heavens, and no one seemed to have noticed.

[TheBigMan045]

Had a strange dream the other night where i was skating (i cant skate to save myself) but was in a tony hawk game situation where i had to grind a handrail the entire length, and when i went to do it the balance bar came up and it was like i had the perfect balance cheat on until i had to land it, i fell off and i lay there for what seemed like ages but i couldnt get up. I then went back to "my" car for some reason i was driving a land rover, but when i got to it it had been attacked with bats or something, there was no glass and the roof was caved in, i decided to drive it but when i started to drive it , the steering column extended vertically so i was hanging by the steering column and still driving, after a while i was at this vet/perscription place where a woman came up to the counter and said she wanted some bowel blockers while tapping her head, and then this lady was trying to sell me this cat pill which made the cat happier, and then i woke up

[LordSappington]

Did the teacher somehow work that into the lecture?
She got startled and said 'See how these sleep disorders can work out?' or something to that effect. I'm not entirely clear; I was still a little asleep, and definitely shocked.