It's a girl!

[Terra]

I was told I couldn't have children, due to the chemo. Ever.

But I am well into my fourth month. I just found out I'm having a girl. She is due September 8th. This one is sticking like glue! Her name will be Mia. :rock

If it was a boy, I would have named him Milhouse. :)

Is Glowbely still about?

[Pub Lover]

Well done in being able to get knocked up, Tera. :(

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Congratulations! My sister is making me a niece as we speak! It's going to be a rough few months, with all the crying and feces. :P

[WhiteRat]

My sister is poppin' out a boy in 2.5 months. I'll be Uncle WhiteRat x2!

EDIT: Congrats though. If she's anything like you she'll attain the rank of General Field Marshall in the Symbionese Liberation Army in no time.

[ElPila666]

Pubs do you practiced vasectomy on yourself? :o

[Pub Lover]

Guys, this is Terra's baby thread, not the My Sister Is Having A Baby thread.

BTW, my sister's first child is due in August. ;(

[Terra]

Well done in being able to get knocked up, Tera. :(

It's "Terra" Mister Pub! I didn't plan it but jeesum crow! I never thought I would be able to make more mini me's! They told me to forget it! I would never have children.

Thank god all of those glue suppositories stuck!

MISTER! >:

[Fathom Zero]

Congratulations, in all sincerity!

[Terra]

My sister is poppin' out a boy in 2.5 months. I'll be Uncle WhiteRat x2!

EDIT: Congrats though. If she's anything like you she'll attain the rank of General Field Marshall in the Symbionese Liberation Army in no time.

Thank you WR!! You always were a luv! And congratulations on your unclehood!

[Terra]

Congratulations, in all sincerity!

Thank you Fathom! You are so sweet!!! :love

[Terra]

Plus I'm not going to be a meenie anymore.

[Tadao]

What if I provoke you.

[Zomboid]

Congrats. You should take pics of your milk filled boobies.

[Terra]

Offer me a banana taco. Or a chocolate covered carrot stick. Or a guacamole ice cream cone.

No. Take those away and I'll be the typical caste iron c#nt (mustn't swear around the baby) that ever shoved your cojones back up into your body cavity.

You're not a girl, are you??

Otherwise I have female abuses for you.

I haven't been around here much so I don't know you new folks. But don't make me say mean things. I have to be nice now. For baby Mia, you know.

[Terra]

That was to todao or whatever the name was.

And Zomboid? I sent you nudies, sweetie!!

[Terra]

...Back before all this...

[Tadao]

You cuss like you have down syndrome.

[Terra]

You cuss like you have down syndrome.


I'll bet you squat when you pee.

[Esuohlim]

Hey Terra usually I'm nothing but a dick to you but hey I'm feeling generous and just this once I'll be nice and say congratulations

If only it had been a boy :(

[Terra]

Millhouse, you'll always be nothing but a doll. Thank you!

[Fathom Zero]

I've gotten over my kid phobia, thankfully, so now I'm not awkward around children.

I fear this change in your disposition will be too much! How will you survive a day without demoralizing someone's spirit?

[Terra]

I've gotten over my kid phobia.

I fear this change in your disposition will be too much! How will you survive a day without demoralizing someone's spirit?

Fathom, I just don't have the fight in me anymore. Hopefully I'll breed it into this girlchild. I'm sure she'll make me blush. Something tells me that I'll be paying for my upbringing. In SPADES.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Congratulations!

[Esuohlim]

Just move out of the trailer park ok or else you'll also be a grandmother in 11 years.

[Terra]

Just move out of the trailer park ok or else you'll also be a grandmother in 11 years.

Yes, I agree. My six month goal is to move out of the trailer into a low rent apartment complex. Then I will apply for Habitat for Humanity and then, ZOOM!! Off to landbarronhood my man!

Nothing but laundrymats and check cashing establisments. If I save enough sheckels, I can make my minions off of a cockfight conglomerate named "Cocketerrafirma."

I will make my first $10,000.00 by the time Mia is 3 years old and move up into some form of home child care.

I cannot think beyond Mia's third year. Phone sex will obviously be out of the question....

[McClain]

Grats honey! I've got girl #2 on the way. Wife looks like she's holding a medicine ball. I'm about to be severely outnumbered.
Best of luck with all the shit associated with having a baby. Literal and figurative.

[Colonel Flagg]

I was told I couldn't have children, due to the chemo. Ever.

Them doctors don't know nothin'. And I should know, having played one for going on 20 years now.

Congratulations, from one of the many new faces you might see 'round the grounds.

[Kitsa]

Terra: Excellent! We're in the same boat, only I had radiation. Proved 'em all wrong, didn't we? Congrats!

I find out next Tuesday what I'm having. They're identical, we know that, so it's two of one or two of the other. The father says if they're boys I'm not allowed to name them after my favorite hockey players :(

Anyway, WELL DONE and I wish you all the best!

[Guitar Woman]

:D

[Geggy]

what are you in chemo for? and congrats on the brand new, upcoming dotter of your own.

[Chojin]

she's in chemo for her seasonal affective disorder.

What do you think she's getting chemo for, you mook?

[GADZOOKS]

Terra is okay when she is not tag-teaming with Mad Max (this isn't HIS kid is it?)

Congratulations!

[executioneer]

BABIES

*runs away so fast he leaves a smoke cloud shaped like himself*

[Dixie]

Congrats Terra!

[Terra]

Thank you very much guys! It was certainly a real kick in the head. To think that me being grumpy, cross and annoying was a sign of being pregnant and not just me being myself. I've never been much of a fan of chinese food but it's all I want to eat, now.

[RaNkeri]

Congrats, it's always great to hear good news. Even then when they are from people I don't know too well.

[Sacks]

Since this is a nuclear chemo baby is it going to be like that kid in that movie Powder?

[Terra]

Kitsa and others. I would send you pm's BUT under the circumstances it is a serious bylaw penal-flag. However, I welcome all pm's. Except by Pram Maven (who sent one recently). That asshole is nuts.

[Kitsa]

Is it? I'm still getting the hang of this place. Okely-dokely then.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

it's not mine..... :(

[Terra]

Yes it is!

Remember all of that Loveline crap??? Huh?? Remember I got banned for it?? Huh??

Don't try to slip out the back door now. DNA proofage is in the mail.

DADDY! :)

[RaNkeri]

Just take it to the Maury Show :rolleyes

[MarioRPG]

Nah, wait for a couple of years: "My father was an internet sicko"

[Terra]

Oh WOW!!!

Kitza is having twin girls!!!! Congrats to KITZA!!!

(pm info btw!)

[Pub Lover]

YOU SHARED THAT SECRET IN PUBLIC? :eek

How will anyone trust you again, lady? :(

I do hope her disability isn't genetic. :nazimonster

[Terra]

Oh hush. It wasn't like I shared the whole pm, did I?? It's good news!

Mister!

[WhiteRat]

Oh hush. It wasn't like I shared the whole pm, did I?? It's good news!

Mister!

No, but you did share your whole love canal for any and all takers! You hussy!

[Terra]

This has nothing to do with this thread, pal. The love canal is now closed for business.

AND I MEAN SERIOUS BIDNESS!

[Chojin]

requesting terra's love canal photos

[Misdemonar]

NOT ANOTHER TERRA!

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1075/frustrationhk1.jpg

[WhiteRat]

requesting terra's love canal photos

Just type www.plumperhumpers.com into your browser and you get an all-access pass to her canal.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

requesting terra's love canal photos

you make comments like this, and I'm the fucking sicko....:rolleyes

[Chojin]

a bag of rutabegas, a toothbrush, and a suitcase full of black dildos

[Emu]

things you would take to a bachelorette party

[Terra]

oh god i hope my daughter never finds this web site.

[executioneer]

you would do well to put it on the block list of whatever netnanny equivalent you use on her computer

or fuck if the internet keeps going the way it has been, NEVER LET HER NEAR A COMPUTER AT ALL

[Terra]

oh god oh god oh god

[Girl Drink Drunk]

http://home.ica.net/~leifb/commodore/64setup.jpg

[executioneer]

load "*", 8, 1

[Terra]

stop that johnny phone cards

[executioneer]

BUT I WANTED TO PLAY RAID OVER MOSCOW OR JUMPMAN JR :(

[Terra]

I am sorry for bumping an old thread but I didn't want to start another one.

I have an extra protein in my system which means I could be giving birth to Mia who has Down's Syndrome. An amnio will be scheduled pretty soon. I hope she will be fine. But she's my baby. I love my daughter. No matter what.

[Pub Lover]

That is awful to worry about, Terra. I hope your baby turns out to be fine. :(

[WhiteRat]

I will pray for whatever illness she is at risk for to attack Seven Force instead.

[Terra]

Thank you guys. At the moment, I'm on my own. As a single mom, I hope I don't get banned for unleashing my fury on this new crop of idiots that grace the forum.

I'll try to be nice.

Really, I will.

[Asila]

In that motherly solidarity that I feel--and forgive me because we barely know each other--I give you some extra strength. I hope the amnio goes well and everything's okay, and either way you'll still have a wonderful little girl.

[glowbelly]

pm me your phone number.

[Colonel Flagg]

Good luck Terra. I'll be thinking good thoughts through September (and beyond) for you.

I'm a new idiot, so feel free to attack me; I won't mind too much.