Band Name?

[Zrazinator]

my band needs a name, we're punk/alt. i like to compare us to early green day (dookie, warning) , agent orange, american football, and nirvana.
please help.:rock

current names:
-asterisk
-faust
-hatch

[Esuohlim]

Asterisk and Faust are taken you ninny.

Here I have some ideas:

Mr. Band
Pub Lover
The Angry ******s

[Tadao]

Dead Milken
Rancid
Black Flag

[Tadao]

I actually have some really good ones, but I don't know you so I'm not gonna throw them your way. I will however toss out one I know you'll never use.

TBA

The only reason I would use this is because I don't care to play live much. If I did, it would be very secret shows. Nobody would be able to tell when or where I'm playing under this name.

[liquidstatik]

I want to name my band is playing at

[liquidstatik]

and open a venue called is playing at :rolleyes

[terrva]

Based on the information i have gathered, i think the best choice for you would be Angry Teens.

[executioneer]

she likes cloth

[Pub Lover]

Tom Santini can suck a COCK

[Tadao]

You band can have the album name "I should have posted this in the music forum".

[RaNkeri]

Brain Piercing
Nerve Drill
Anal Thunder

[King Hadas]

ScissorFins
Water Warmers
Guitars in the Moon
Pal-O Saves the Day!
Coffee q's
Buddha Bazooka
Bazooka Buttholes
Buddha's Butthole Bazooka
BAZOOKA JOE
The Darkest Pencil Shaving
Rock Soup tastes GOOD!
Remote Rhinosaurus
Bodacious, Gnarlacious Rhyme-Racists
Swamp Hold
Hail Grandma from Beyond the Grave
The Gregarious Strangers
Obstreperous Fagoids

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Green Stool

[executioneer]

max burbank's special ointment

[Sacks]

Stuka.

[DeadKennedys]

Swamp Castle

[WhiteRat]

Your band name should be No Artist and your first single should be called Track 01.

[Sacks]

John Wayne's Teeth

Party Party Cromartie

Hulk Lives

The Solarbabies

Merchants of Trivia

40 Percent Chance Of Pain

Black Superman

Durante's Revenge

Monster Destroyer

Die Yuppie Scum

The Brutalizers

Lazer City Rascalz

Coach From Cheers

Papa Lenin and the Crimson Kids

The Ballad Of Blanche Devereaux

[ElPila666]

Beijing

[MetalMilitia]

catfancydance

[T-Rex]

Some Hella Cool Band Names:

Sex Funeral

Appropriate Turds

The Assassins (or, alteratively if you don't like the word "ass")

The Buttbuttins

BrownRoll

[: The Smiley Faces :]

[executioneer]

isnt sex funeral a achewood reference

you are coming dangerously close to making me think you are a big webcomics nerd, t-rex

[Grislygus]

Yeah, you should call yourself the snarling midgets and have your band art solely consist of screaming dwarves punting cats through the air

Wait, I forgot, you're taking a cue from Green Day and shit. Just call yourselves "The Patchwork Quilts" and play up the fact that you're totally indie and original at any possible opportunity

[Grislygus]

Oh, name it "Offender Number One"

[Tadao]

Your band must suck since you lack originality in finding a band name. Should we write your music for you too?

[Grislygus]

I dunno about that theory, my friends are pretty damned good musicians and their band name sucks

[Dixie]

From your description of your band's music I would like to suggest the name:
Totally 90s Shit
That way everyone could tell by your name that you suck and they wouldn't have to part with $5 and 30 minutes of their time to find out. Truth in advertising.

[King Hadas]

I dunno about that theory, my friends are pretty damned good musicians and their band name sucks
As long as your not cliché or to long winded band names really aren't that important since the connotation people put on them is based on how they feel about the bands music.

I have no hope for zrainators band but it sure is a lot of fun coming up with band names.

Word Burgers
Parachuting Toolsheds
Truth and Omega Truth
Ostrich Swallows Sky (interesting side note, this is how the aboriginals of Australia refer to Roger Barr)
Rotting Roads
Rascally Red Rockets
Fleshy Computer Screens
Trapped in the Monday

[Misdemonar]

RIPSAW FACE!!!

[Zrazinator]

bite me Tadao. we just needed a band name. you're just pissed cuz you're not in a band, therefore, you hate all music and people better than you. commie.

thanks for all of the ideas people!

[Esuohlim]

GO WITH "SEXY GRANDPA"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

General Badness....

Album is Reporting for Duty

[WhiteRat]

bite me Tadao. we just needed a band name. you're just pissed cuz you're not in a band, therefore, you hate all music and people better than you. commie.

thanks for all of the ideas people!

If you don't use my ideas then i'm afraid that it is you that is the commie.

[Tadao]

He's not punk, otherwise he would use TBA. He just wants to be famous and call himself punk. Another Green Day fag.

[T-Rex]

isnt sex funeral a achewood reference

you are coming dangerously close to making me think you are a big webcomics nerd, t-rex

Whoops Rumbled! Couldn't I be called a supporter rather than a nerd?

[executioneer]

maybe

if you're yella

[Zrazinator]

He's not punk, otherwise he would use TBA. He just wants to be famous and call himself punk. Another Green Day fag.

maybe i think that TBA SUCKS ASS

[Sacks]

Don't worry Tadao no one likes my band names either.

[sloth]

well seeing as everyone can imagine exactly what your band is going to sound like (shit), cant you just do us all a favour and, you know, nip it in the bud? yeah, you might always be tormented by what could have been, but isnt it better to be forty, fat and full of regret than forever stained by what will by all accounts be a horrible fucking band? since you cant even think of a band name, let me make this easy for you: dont bother.

[Esuohlim]

GO WITH "THE JON ARBUCKLE EXPERIENCE"

[Tadao]

maybe i think that TBA SUCKS ASS

That's because you're not punk.

[Trash]

How about "John Doe and the Green Days"?

[Madface]

Burn The Fax Machine
It's Purple Time
Marx and the Molemen
Chewy Rodriguez Sings the Blues
The Radio Lifters
Cobalt Thrust Squats
Damn Tuesdays
Eviction Notice
MethTemple

[Tadao]

The Tadaos

[Pub Lover]

Penis Penis & The Penises

[T-Rex]

The Racists
The We Love Hitler Band
The Yo Mamma's Feet So Big Her Nikes Spell Nickelodeon Band

[bigtimecow]

my bands are called george orwell the musical and slightly outrageous neanderthals

i win

[Sacks]

Just Gomson for short.

[Sethomas]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Day_discography

See, I read your first post and thought you were incredibly stupid for thinking that "Warning"'s 1997 release constituted "early" Green Day. Turns out it was just a fluke in my memory; you're actually incredibly stupid for thinking that "Warning"'s 2000 release constitutes "early" Green Day.

So, to answer your question, your best band name idea would be:
"Probably born in the 90s"

You can call your first album "Bad Understanding of Chronology". Most of the songs should incorporate lyrics explaining how you learned in early 2005 that Green Day had other albums than "American Idiot" while most of your friends didn't know that until later in the year.

[Sacks]

Sethomas that was some straight up cold shit. Awesome.

[JediScum]

I saw Green Day FOUR FUCKING TIMES before 1994! So combine that with Sonic Youth's "Confusion is Sex" LP and Celtic Frost's "Emperor's Return" EP and you may have something. Especially, if you throw some Residents, DEVO, or Public Enemy influ into it. Then call it....

CEREBUS POOP

or

Drive-By Colostomy
Crackheadhouse
I Sleep When I Drool
The Atchy and Scritchy Show
Quick, Louie Hide The Bong
Tits On A Mule
I'm Grounded This Month
Shooting Meth, PCP and Cough Syrup Is Really Cool, If You're At The Steakhouse

I'd like to go on... but I don't have my notebooks

Cheers, Hugs and Kisses

[Esuohlim]

Hugs and Kisses

Go with this

[liquidstatik]

punk is shit

[Tadao]

I like "I'm grounded this month"

[Pub Lover]

punk is shit

So is your face. What is your point?

[MadballChibcha]

I always thought of naming a band "Parental Advisory" and naming your first album "Explicit Lyrics"

[Zrazinator]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Day_discography

See, I read your first post and thought you were incredibly stupid for thinking that "Warning"'s 1997 release constituted "early" Green Day. Turns out it was just a fluke in my memory; you're actually incredibly stupid for thinking that "Warning"'s 2000 release constitutes "early" Green Day.

So, to answer your question, your best band name idea would be:
"Probably born in the 90s"

You can call your first album "Bad Understanding of Chronology". Most of the songs should incorporate lyrics explaining how you learned in early 2005 that Green Day had other albums than "American Idiot" while most of your friends didn't know that until later in the year.

i meant early green day, as in "green day that doesnt suck ass" (dookie, Warning) not nimrod, cuz it was crap, and not kerplunk, cuz it sucked.
american idiot and insomniac can blow me, and as far as i care, you can too. dont talk to me about green day.
peace, bitch

[JediScum]

how about "Slappy"? or "1000 Hours"? Those were the first two 7 inch records that they released on Lookout Records back in like 1991? I sold them in 1994 to a used shop and the guy's jaw hit the goddamn floor. Worthless to me, at the time. I wanted GBH or The Residents.

[Sacks]

By using words that mean something else entirely, I actually meant these things that don't make me look like such a sad kid.

[Zrazinator]

how about "Slappy"? or "1000 Hours"? Those were the first two 7 inch records that they released on Lookout Records back in like 1991? I sold them in 1994 to a used shop and the guy's jaw hit the goddamn floor. Worthless to me, at the time. I wanted GBH or The Residents.

i still cant find them in stores, so i dont know if they rock out or not

[Esuohlim]

Do you have any audio clips of your gay band

[Sethomas]

i meant early green day, as in "green day that doesnt suck ass" [redaction: I suck immensely]

Nah, I figured that if I wanted to get over my inability to like them above mere "better than most bands out there now, I guess" levels that's persisted since 1994, the time I saw them in concert in 1999 would have done it. So, no, I wasn't really talking to you so much about Green Day as I was about how much you suck.

[Kybo Ren]

I keep throwing a band name around that no one's had the balls to use:

SCUMCUNTTHUNDERFUCK

[Sacks]

I saw a band the other weekend called Cunthammer and they were awesome. Scumcuntthunderfuck just sounds pretentious.

[Fat Ugly Drunk]

The Gay Black Jewish Jesus And The Bastards.

Killers of Neanderthalic Offensive Bloodthirsty Hordes of Eviscerated and Angry Demons. You could abbreviate it to K.N.O.B.H.E.A.D.

[Sacks]

Sweet Baby Jesus and the Orphans

[Esuohlim]

THE PUSSY DUMBSHITS WITH GRANDMA'S ACOUSTIC GUITAR BAND

[Sacks]

I suggest this thread put it's efforts into something more positive. Like getting Milhouse to get a better avatar.

[JediScum]

"The Crossed-Eyed Brunettes"

For some reason, I'm thinking more of a picture of Jack, Janet and Chrissy from Three's Company thrown into the Brundlefly machine.

[Sacks]

Jesus did Chrissy have tits like you wouldn't believe.

[Misdemonar]

FAGBLASTER

[JediScum]

Yeah Chrissy had TITS!!! But with Janet's hair and Jack's crossed eyed look (you know what I mean), you can't tell me you wouldn't wanna AT LEAST buy that chick like 12 drinks.

And because you care, make sure she gets home safely....

YOUR HOME!!!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Gamma Gamma Gramma. Songs about rival sororities, beer bongs and bake sales.

[executioneer]

and mutating into a 500 pound green monster

[JediScum]

That's actually kind of catchy if ya lose the first "Gamma"

"Gamma Grandma"

I see an image of a greenskinned octogenarian trashing a city, while still holding onto her walker with one hand.