divorce.

[glowbelly]

in about 90 days i'll be back on the market.

the only person allowed to hit on me is george (who should pm me his fucking phone number right now - and if bluefox is listening, pm me too because well, because PLEASE?).

congratulate me, cosmo.

[MetalMilitia]

What about Fartin?

[glowbelly]

what about fuck you?

[Chojin]

holy shit

[glowbelly]

no no i'm OK! for reals! no leg cutting or excessive drinking and i've even managed to not pick up a cigarette and lose some weight :D

[Mockery]

Ok or not, sorry to hear things went sour Karen, what with having a lil' rugrat 'n all. You guys gonna do the joint custody thing or...?

[Dr. Boogie]

Well at least you got a cute kid out of him. :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

in about 90 days i'll be back on the market.

the only person allowed to hit on me is george (who should pm me his fucking phone number right now - and if bluefox is listening, pm me too because well, because PLEASE?).

congratulate me, cosmo.

congrats, Kiddo...I think. Are you and the young'un okay?

[Jeanette X]

I'm sorry your relationship didn't work out, Karen...at least you'll be rid of him soon.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

shit...I wish my divorce only took 90 days....try three fucking years!!!!!!

[Chojin]

so when can we expect the full, sordid disclosure of the entire affair

or have you forgotten why the internet is here in the first place

[Softix]

wow i hate to hear about divorce be strong well my parents are getting a divorce right now also and the tension is killing me just living with them its really something sad

[Tadao]

Never get married.

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, this whole divorce thing has burned me on being married.

[Tadao]

There are very few to get married, it ruins relationships and lives.

[Emu]

People keep asking when my girlfriend and I are going to get married but neither of us give a shit about doing it

marriage i mean, not sex

[Chojin]

yeah, marriage has no place in the animal kingdom

[Emu]

it's a human construct, man

excuse me, "hyooman"

[D*O*L*E]

raises hand

[Emu]

For a minute I thought you were the good Dole

[Colonel Flagg]

Never get married.

Yeah, maybe. My parents divorced after 21 years when I was a college sophomore and my brother was a high school senior. (She went on to marry a total dirtbag loser, which wasn't much of an upgrade, to be sure. She's single again and 72, boys!)

On the flip side, I dated my wife for nearly 6 years before we got married, so we've been together for over half our lives. So there's an argument for both sides. Don't dismiss marriage just based on others' experiences - you may surprise yourself.

Good luck Glowbelly, to you and yours.

[D*O*L*E]

its me. Meaner, older and more infirm than ever. And also getting divorced :)

[executioneer]

you should prove it with an emoticon

[D*O*L*E]

:posh

[executioneer]

IDENTITY CONFRIMED :eek

[Emu]

i'm sorry i doubted you

[D*O*L*E]

Its been reassuring to know that despite what GB is experiencing, she continues to be one of the sanest people I ever met. NUFF RESPEC'

[Mockery]

Yeah, maybe. My parents divorced after 21 years when I was a college sophomore and my brother was a high school senior. (She went on to marry a total dirtbag loser, which wasn't much of an upgrade, to be sure. She's single again and 72, boys!)

On the flip side, I dated my wife for nearly 6 years before we got married, so we've been together for over half our lives. So there's an argument for both sides. Don't dismiss marriage just based on others' experiences - you may surprise yourself.
It's a very common thing for society to blame "marriage" as the cause of relationships going bad. Fact is, many relationships that last a long time go sour after a while, and the only thing at fault there is the people. If you've been in a relationship with somebody for 5 years or so, you're pretty much married whether you've got a ring on yer finger or not. Marriage just makes the breaking up harder to do in some cases (Cosmo's for example. A good friend of mine is also in the middle of a nasty divorce that's been going on for more than 3 years and there's still no end in sight and there are two kids involved :() Anyway, my point is that people break up all the time, married or not... that's just the way shit goes.

And holy shit... DOLE! :eek (why the new account though? need me to reset your PW on your old one?)

[Fathom Zero]

I think the two worst types of marriages are those of convenience and those in which you settle for less. Both of which happened to my mum, and we're still trying to find the second dirtbag since he skipped town.

[sspadowsky]

Glowbelly single AND Dole single at the same time? I think I just had an orgasm.

Yep, sure did. :(

I love you both, oodles and oodles.

[Tadao]

Yeah, maybe. My parents divorced after 21 years when I was a college sophomore and my brother was a high school senior. (She went on to marry a total dirtbag loser, which wasn't much of an upgrade, to be sure. She's single again and 72, boys!)

On the flip side, I dated my wife for nearly 6 years before we got married, so we've been together for over half our lives. So there's an argument for both sides. Don't dismiss marriage just based on others' experiences - you may surprise yourself.

Good luck Glowbelly, to you and yours.

I was with my lady 6 years before we married. I'm going off of my own personal experience.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

In all seriousness, should they come out with a marriage lease instead of a license. There would be no need for pre-nups and I think a lot less hassle in the court system.

[Emu]

What part of "til death do us part" do you not understand, motherfucker?

[Chojin]

maybe she killed him.

or maybe this was his plea bargain :eek

[MetalMilitia]

If daytime television crime drama has taught me anything it's that you don't need to divorce someone after you've killed them.

[Seven Force]

single? PM sent

[Geggy]

that sucks

[T-Rex]

Perhaps a marriage license should expire after a few years. If you still want to be married, just renew it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Perhaps a marriage license should expire after a few years. If you still want to be married, just renew it.



That's exactly what I mean. I'm statistically screwed when I get married, so I'm pushing for a lease.

"Till death do us part or five years from today. Whichever may come first."

[Pub Lover]

I disagree. I think it should be no take backs & anyone that doubts they can commit their entire life to someone else doesn't get married. If you marry in a church you often have to jump through hoops to get there, such as convincing the priest, taking marriage lessons etc. More hoops, & more slaps upside their heads saying 'this shit is serious, fool' and maybe people will be more willing to admit they're too selfish to share their life with someone else.

[Tadao]

Just don't get married and there is no problem.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Things aren't always that clear when it starts out though, even if a couple has been together for quite some years. Life changes, people change. I think a lot of people are marrying earlier now too. I know people have been getting married at really young ages throughout the history of the world but think about how much longer a person is expected to live for. People say 40 is the new 20. Maybe just everyone I know has their biological clock on overdrive. When I was 19 I was going to get married, switching religions(therefore wowing another religions priest into letting us go ahead with it) completely sure that's what I wanted. Long story short I'm glad I got out in time. I'm 23 now and I'm sure my opinion will change in the years to come. Right now in my life I would go with a lease though.

[Tadao]

Whatever then everyone. Get married. Have fun.

[Ninjavenom]

http://www.roadjunky.com/images/140.jpg

You know, i never liked you glowbelly. I think you're a prostitute.

[Tadao]

edit: nvm

[T-Rex]

I disagree. I think it should be no take backs & anyone that doubts they can commit their entire life to someone else doesn't get married. If you marry in a church you often have to jump through hoops to get there, such as convincing the priest, taking marriage lessons etc. More hoops, & more slaps upside their heads saying 'this shit is serious, fool' and maybe people will be more willing to admit they're too selfish to share their life with someone else.

Yeah I actually agree with you. People are only supposed to be with one partner. Build a home, have kids, look after them until they leave and when they do, you have to look after each other until the end. I think people get divorced because either;

a) they chose the wrong person in the first place

b) they didn't put in enough to keep it going

I think it's a decision that shouldn't be made based entirely on emotional reasoning. You have to be able to figure out if you're honestly mature enough to commit to one person for the rest of your life. This is obviously easier said than done.

[glowbelly]

i think it's great that my divorce has sparked a semi-intelligent discussion about the integrity of marriage, but you all are missing my point: WHERE IS GEORGE?

quickly to the people who matter: hi chojin, thank you dole-icious, will im you mock, i orgasmed too sspadowsky, cheer up pub lover and i think you owe me some money ninjavenom.

[Fathom Zero]

George comes and goes, it appears.

How's your young'un?

[glowbelly]

i'm trying to remember if you matter.

[Fathom Zero]

Meh. No good deed goes unpunished. Sorry for caring.

[glowbelly]

apology accepted.

[Sethomas]

I would like to post in this thread, but I am at lack of things to say. I think it's fun to reflect on the fact that you were among my nemeses when I first came here and you evolved into a symbol of hope since we're classified by sociology pricks as being in different generations but I still think you're cool.

At least you'll have no more husbandly distractions from writing letters. Eh? EH??

[Chojin]

george shows up once a year and makes a grander promise to stick around each time.

last time I think he swore on the life of his children that he'd stay!

[Sethomas]

I guess that's why BlueFox doesn't post here now either. :(

[mburbank]

Glow, Dole, sorry for the owies.

My Brother once said "Life is a series of hassles punctuated by tragedy."

To this I add screaming fits of laughter as often as possible.

[Hobo Renee]

My thoughts on this, not that they matter. Divorce exists for a reason: sometimes it fixes your problems. Fixing problems is always a good thing, and problems are not always solved by staying in a failed relationship/marriage/sinking ship/burning building. Hope everything works out. kbye.

[MLE]

Glow, lots of love to you and cub. Please PM me your phone numverrrrr when you get a chance, cause your old one is off (likely in his name?)

[ziggytrix]

congrats on your pending emancipation from nuptial slavery, glowbelly :(

[executioneer]

DUDE

[glowbelly]

i reel in all the big fish

so i found 19 NINTEEN!! porn - edit: this is a story for another day.

[glowbelly]

HELLO DOUBLE POST I HATE YOU

[Fathom Zero]

Nevermind. I take it back, every divorce should be brutal and unbearable because you're stupid.

Neener neener neeeeeener.

[glowbelly]

pull my pigtails while you're at it

[Tadao]

I like to pull pigtails.

[D*O*L*E]

Fuck it, divorce is not much fun to go through, but there are FAR WORSE things you can go through :)
see, I made it all better :posh

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I was told that the reason divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it. It is.

[Black Flag]

glowbelly you don't still live in cleveland do you?

[Black Flag]

because if you're getting divorced you should move back

[Black Flag]

lake erie 4 lyfe

[Sethomas]

Black Flag, Glow, Ziggy, Dole, Kevin (outside of Philo)...

The Gathering is upon us.

[Black Flag]

hey seth what's up?

still being a crazy dude who is very smart?

[Sethomas]

I don't know, but Stephen Hawking and Plato are having a party in my head if you'd like me to ask them!

[mburbank]

Those guys are fags

[Miss Modular]

This thread comes at an interesting time. My parents are actually getting a divorce, and believe it or not, their 28th Anniversary is coming up this weekend. They both want their split to be amicable, and the lawyers are making everything hard for them. They both know what they want, they just want to settle it and get on with their lives.

When I was first told about this, it was like having the rug pulled out from under me. I think after a number of years, you expect them to grow old together. They've had problems for years, but I never expected either one of them to try and get out of it.

[WhiteRat]

My parents have been threatening divorce for several years now. Each time my mom "breaks the news" to me I just nod and go "uh huh, okay." After a week or two she stops talking about it and everything goes back to normal.

[glowbelly]

i do live in cleveland LAKE EFFECT REPRESENTIN

[Terra]

Oh golly Karen! I've been done and gone forever. I love you darlin!

Are you okay???

[thebiggameover]

lol glow says "divorce" and the VETS come out of the woodwork?

is her vage made of gold and coke?

[Emu]

How do you think her baby got those eyes?

[MattJack]

lol glow says "divorce" and the VETS come out of the woodwork?

is her vage made of gold and coke?

yall just holler at me if you find out it's deep fried

[Cosmo Electrolux]

lol glow says "divorce" and the VETS come out of the woodwork?

is her vage made of gold and coke?

her soul is, motherfucker.

[thebiggameover]

her soul is, motherfucker.

correct! you have the board....

[argonath]

Good luck to you. I've seen it happen to a few couples in my family (including my folks) and it's never an easy thing to deal with. Just be there for your kid, and avoid talking smack about his daddy...at least when he can hear you.

[Tadao]

Best thing about divorce is all the non commitment sex you'll be having.

[glowbelly]

SEX? wassat?

[executioneer]

a p*nis in a vagina

[glowbelly]

penis thread what?

[executioneer]

;_; cicumcision discussion ;_;

[Rez]

in about 90 days i'll be back on the market.

the only person allowed to hit on me is george (who should pm me his fucking phone number right now - and if bluefox is listening, pm me too because well, because PLEASE?).

congratulate me, cosmo.
WHAT?

i made you a vegas cake you butthole, NOW LET'S GO.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

SEX? wassat?

call me....now, damn you!!!!

[glowbelly]

NOW, DAMN YOU!!!!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I get it...ha ha ha ha ....

>:

[Rez]

honestly only glow could get away with that joke. >:
IT WAS NEVER ABOUT BEING FUNNY WAS IT

[Cosmo Electrolux]

GLow could get away with murder...and we'd all still love her!!!! :love

[theapportioner]

I am late to this party.

All I have to say is :love :rock

[Fathom Zero]

A few minutes ago, I told my dad to go screw off.

Yesterday, in the custody battle, he said I was self-centered (which I am, but now I know exactly how he feels) and that he was afraid for my brothers. That's why I'm going to live with my mother and my brothers are being taken away from her.

I fucking hate court, I hate my mom, I hate my dad, and I hate the goddamn judge. Fuck him. This has been going on for nine years now and I don't think it'll ever let up.

I'm going to Dairy Queen. :(

[AChimp]

Sorry to hear about your troubles, glowbelly :(

I don't visit the General forum much.

[Darryl]

Welcome to the club, Glow :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Hey Darryl!! What's happening, man!

[glowbelly]

divorce is happening!

[executioneer]

all the cool kids are doin' it

[davinxtk]

wow lady why haven't you called me you'd better still have my number

[Cosmo Electrolux]

divorce is happening!

seems to be a good year for it

[Tadao]

Here's hoping the divorce was your decision.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

mine was....but it still sucked. :(

[Tadao]

Same here, but I'm positive that it was harder on my ex.

[dj bastard]

Wow. sorry to hear about your divorce gb, hope you ok.I asked my gf to marry me as all our friends were getting married and thought it only right she should have her day too. she said NO, wich was fine by me as marriage is stupid anyway.We've been happily together now for 15yrs, without the blessing of god.ps, i pm'd you.

[Rez]

divorce is happening!
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU :mad

[Shrubfest]

I hope it all works out for you, really.

In all contexts, whatever they may be.

[glowbelly]

it's getting all kinds of nasty now :(

[Tadao]

:( How long ago did you decide to divorce? I didn't see it posted. If it was when you made this thread, then you have a lot of ups and downs coming.

[Colonel Flagg]

it's getting all kinds of nasty now :(

Damn. That's really too bad, and I wish you all the luck in the world. Hopefully cool heads will eventually prevail, and things can be resolved, if not amicably, then at least civilly. Be well, GB.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

it's getting all kinds of nasty now :(

oh, no.....stay strong Kid!!

[Terra]

Hang in there, Mz Karen. I'm in the midle of getting a divorce and I'm not even married. Oiy

[Cosmo Electrolux]

wait...what?

[T-Rex]

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/bear7.gif OMGLOL!!

[executioneer]

ugh

[McClain]

Walk with Jesus, Karen. Walk with Jesus.

[glowbelly]

if i walk with jesus, will he fuck me? i'm horny and don't want to pussy foot around holding hands with some hippy son of god freak if i'm not gonna get any dick out of it.

[executioneer]

yeah you dont wanna pussy foot around, thats a bad scene

even if they do wear toe condoms

[McClain]

The dude has an uberbeard and can turn water to wine. Imagine what he could do to your vag!

[mburbank]

c'mon, you guys, you are talking about The Jeez. Show a little respect, for Christ's sake.

Hang in there, Karen.

[Tadao]

He could cure your pussy warts.

[liquidstatik]

We've been happily together now for 15yrs, without the blessing of god.
:lol

[Cosmo Electrolux]

c'mon, you guys, you are talking about The Jeez. Show a little respect, for Christ's sake.

Hang in there, Karen.

I TOTALLY got that, Max, and I'm sure I'm the only one. :picklehat

[thebiggameover]

it's getting all kinds of nasty now :(


you got the vage, so you have the power. BRING THE FUCKING WOMAN FURY UPON HIM IN THE NAME OF YOUR DNA HAVING CHILD!


but for reals, here in AZ the courts favor the woman, unless they ons the crack.....

[george]

so youre telling me theres a chance

[glowbelly]

oh yes.
let the gag-inducing flirting commence. we'll be the pioneers of public displays of message board affection.

[Chojin]

george, what promises will you make us this time around as to your staying around

also gb: I AM PUTTING MY HAND IN YOUR PANTS.

[glowbelly]

BE CAREFUL IT MAY BITE

[Rez]

DICK KNIFE DICK KNIFE DICK KNIFE DICK KNIFE
DICK KNIFE DICK KNIFE DICK KNIFE
DICK KNIFE

[Chojin]

this might have been george's shortest-lived visit yet!

[McClain]

Sonofa... and I was gonna' ask him his daughter's name 'cause I forgot. It was a day of the week. Tuesday?

[Blue Fox]

Bingo. Tuesday.

But that isn't me. I am the eldest, refrerred to as el diablo jr.

[Dr. Boogie]

oh yes.
let the gag-inducing flirting commence. we'll be the pioneers of public displays of message board affection.

Pioneers, eh? Sounds like someone is forgetting about a certain letter...

[glowbelly]

i would like a copy of that letter!

[mburbank]

And I would like a copy of the copy, for my records.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

as would I, along with copies of the topless photos you mentioned in other threads....for my records, of course...

[glowbelly]

if anyone has a copy of that photo, i'd like it too :(

everyone cross your fingers for me. today we are supposed to sign this damn document and send it off to court.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Good Luck, Karen.

[Tadao]

Good luck, I take it that it's still an ugly process right now.

[glowbelly]

document signed and sent off to court. should hear something back by mid-august and be 1,000,000% divorced by the time i start

NURSING SCHOOL HOORAY I GOT IN

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Congrats

[Fathom Zero]

I'm happy for ya.

[MLE]

Congrats, pretty lady!

[dj bastard]

Fuck that shit paganism is the way. Handfast for a year an a day then fuck each other off if it dont work, yeah pagans rule.

[HickMan]

http://pics.livejournal.com/la_petite_singe/pic/00038czf/s320x240
"Glowbelly's tough...SHE'S A HARBOR CHICK!"

[glowbelly]

you know, i'm in ohio and you're in ohio and well, that's kinda cool ;)

[Rez]

i went to ohio once

twice

[glowbelly]

sooooon you will be here FOREVER

[glowbelly]

oh hi by the way my court date is july 30, so i will be officially divorced with legal papers and everything between august 6 - august 10.

[HickMan]

Ohio's where the party's at, bruh

[Shrubfest]

Yay for the end of it, Glowbelly!
Getting divorced was the best thing my parents ever did. Hope it's as good for you guys.

[glowbelly]

thanks shrubs.

hick, where do you live? AND are you 21? :eek

[HickMan]

I live in Youngstown! The 9th most dangerous city in the country! I'm only 19. But I'm military 19. So that actually means I'm 37 in civilian years.

[Blue Fox]

1. Good luck glow. I luv ya. Oh, and i want to steal your baby... sorry...

2. He promised my LIFE he would stay?!?

3. i don't post cause the fat SOB stole my computer and still lets you all down apparently. heh

4. ummmm......

[glowbelly]

i was gonna be your step-mommy but the fat SOB stopped calling me ;)