good morning, darlings. [Archive]

glowbelly

Apr 28th, 2008, 06:55 AM

i have just woken up and now i am going to take a shower and prepare for the day. do you eat breakfast? you should! it's the most important meal of the day! today i think i will have some apple granola and yogurt with some kind of dried fruit. i am trying to eat healthier in order to set a good example for my son. it's called being a good mom.

anywho, i have a long day today and i won't be around to make sure you take care of yourselves. please try to be nice to each other in this thread and make sure to wear a light jacket out today! it's kind of chilly this morning!

liquidstatik

Apr 28th, 2008, 07:39 AM

g'mooooooornnnin, i hope the fruits good :D

Cosmo Electrolux

Apr 28th, 2008, 08:25 AM

Good Morning, Karen!

I hope you have a great day! Tell the Cubster that I said hello!!

JediScum

Apr 28th, 2008, 09:52 AM

I've found that dried strawberries, apples, cherries or peaches go excellently with peanut butter on toast.

Geggy

Apr 28th, 2008, 10:40 AM

i agree, without breakfast there'd be a good chance of having a shitty day ahead. i'd usually have bowl of cereal or oatmeal with banana and grounded flaxseeds mixed in and a glass of oj during the week. french toast or stir fry vegs and munster cheese omelet with tobasco sauce and coupla slices of pepperidge farms toast during the weekend. breakfast at ihops is always good.

JediScum

Apr 28th, 2008, 10:49 AM

I actually rarely eat breakfast... 4 cups of coffee, 6 or 7 cigarettes, a shower and BOOM! i'm out the door.

Guitar Woman

Apr 28th, 2008, 11:11 AM

I'm not eating anything for a while!

But even if I was, I never have breakfast anyway. :(

Colonel Flagg

Apr 28th, 2008, 12:11 PM

I actually rarely eat breakfast... 4 cups of coffee, 6 or 7 cigarettes, a shower and BOOM! i'm out the door.

Sounds like breakfast to me. The coffee part, anyways.

Sethomas

Apr 28th, 2008, 12:31 PM

I like to add Jameson to my coffee, incidentally.

Tadao

Apr 28th, 2008, 12:38 PM

I'll take my breakfast in bed please.

Cosmo Electrolux

Apr 28th, 2008, 01:34 PM

I like to add Jameson to my coffee, incidentally.
I like Irish Whiskey in coffee as well....

Emu

Apr 28th, 2008, 03:10 PM

I read that as "Jamesman"

JediScum

Apr 28th, 2008, 03:53 PM

I'm too old to have whiskey for breakfast anymore.

Now a screwdriver or a mimosa, on the other hand...

Grislygus

Apr 28th, 2008, 04:32 PM

How's the day gone?

JediScum

Apr 28th, 2008, 06:01 PM

Wasn't bad until I got called until to work on my day off...

But I did refrain from making the "Clerks" joke, "I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!!!"
Though I did ask if I could dye my hair green and then starting laughing like, um... like, uhhhh, oh what's his name? Oh yeah, King Diamond.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Apr 28th, 2008, 07:47 PM

Yeah, if you get called into work on your day off it's King Diamond all the way.

Colonel Flagg

Apr 28th, 2008, 09:17 PM

I like to add Jameson to my coffee, incidentally.

On the rocks, please. Breakfast optional.

And it's either Jameson's, Bourbon (several brands make the cut) or a single malt Scotch (preferably Islay).

OT, I know. I'll shut up now. :)

glowbelly

Apr 28th, 2008, 11:32 PM

blackbush or maker's mark. wanna make out? it burns if you do it after a shot.

anywho darlings my day is finally winding down. i went to work and worked! then i went to school and talked my way out of a test which i will make up on thursday! then i slept on a couch at work because i didn't want to go home! JOY! then i went to an old local and drank some beer and a jack and coke. now it's bedtime.

:)

Terra

Apr 29th, 2008, 01:47 AM

they let me sleep on a couch at work too. but it's a family run business. i have become a high paid slacker. i am worthless, i know. :(

Cosmo Electrolux

Apr 29th, 2008, 09:00 AM

I like black bush the best....but I try to stay away from bourbon for right now.
I never sleep at work.....I went home yesterday afternoon, then went to school and found that I had made a "B" on my psyc test....then dined with my lovely daughter (it's her birthday...she's 17)

Colonel Flagg

Apr 29th, 2008, 01:30 PM

blackbush or maker's mark. wanna make out? it burns if you do it after a shot.

You said the magic words - Maker's Mark (moment of silence, please) :love

Geggy

Apr 29th, 2008, 02:12 PM

i quit drinking :(

Cosmo Electrolux

Apr 29th, 2008, 02:43 PM

good. more for me.

Shrubfest

Apr 30th, 2008, 07:02 AM

I found out I'm going to be on medication for the rest of my life.

I'm having a good day! AND I remembered breakfast!

T-Rex

Apr 30th, 2008, 07:59 AM

I saw a man with a breifcase in a business suit pick up a dansih from a bin and eat it. To his credit though, I bet nobody probably even puked on it or anything.

Cosmo Electrolux

Apr 30th, 2008, 08:23 AM

I found out I'm going to be on medication for the rest of my life.

I'm having a good day! AND I remembered breakfast!

what kind of medication...and why?

what did you have for breakfast?

Geggy

Apr 30th, 2008, 10:26 AM

good. more for me.

Yeah now that i dont drink anymore, there should be plenty of long trail double bags in stores if you're ever around vermont or some parts of new england for that matter.

Cosmo Electrolux

Apr 30th, 2008, 10:41 AM

Yeah now that i dont drink anymore, there should be plenty of long trail double bags in stores if you're ever around vermont or some parts of new england for that matter.

actually, I've cut my alcohol consumption too...I'm abusing prescription druigs now. :)

Guitar Woman

Apr 30th, 2008, 01:19 PM

druigs

Fat_Hippo

Apr 30th, 2008, 02:23 PM

shutup

Shrubfest

Apr 30th, 2008, 05:08 PM

Erm, i have an underactive thyroid gland, which will make me tired, fat and depressed if i don't take the meds...
And i had cheese on toasted muffins. Great stuff.

Esuohlim

Apr 30th, 2008, 05:09 PM

WHAT KIND OF CHEESE

SHRUBFEST, WHAT KIND OF CHEESE WAS IT

Shrubfest

Apr 30th, 2008, 05:37 PM

Ooooh. Edam....All yellow and rubbery. The muffins were plain...an no butter was used..

Is that ok now? Will you stop shouting?

Tadao

Apr 30th, 2008, 07:01 PM

HOW TOASTED WAS IT?

Shrubfest

Apr 30th, 2008, 07:06 PM

CHRIST! You people are never satisfied...enough to melt the cheese.

Breakfast fetishists.

glowbelly

Apr 30th, 2008, 09:55 PM

DID YOU HAVE TEA WITH YOUR MUFFINS?

executioneer

Apr 30th, 2008, 10:29 PM

HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU POOP TODAY

Chojin

Apr 30th, 2008, 10:33 PM

AND DID YOU TOAST THAT TOO

glowbelly

Apr 30th, 2008, 11:42 PM

WITH CHEESE?

executioneer

May 1st, 2008, 12:39 AM

THIS THREAD IS SILLY AND I LIKE IT

Shrubfest

May 1st, 2008, 06:31 AM

Ah, Joy. I'll never eat breakfast again now, just knowing that somewhere out there, you are all ready to judge my eating habits. Lovely.

executioneer

May 1st, 2008, 06:55 AM

it's... it's just that it's such an important meal :( NUTRITION IS IMPORTANT

Shrubfest

May 1st, 2008, 01:24 PM

Well, I'm fucked anyway, considering i forgot to eat til half an hour ago.....

Anyway, weather was nice here, anyone else have a reet good day?

Tadao

May 1st, 2008, 01:35 PM

WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR MEDICATION?

Shrubfest

May 1st, 2008, 01:50 PM

Sigh...newbie abuse....

Levotheroxine. Lovely.

executioneer

May 1st, 2008, 03:02 PM

actually it's partially newbie abuse and partially cosmo abuse :eek

Cosmo Electrolux

May 1st, 2008, 08:08 PM

actually it's partially newbie abuse and partially cosmo abuse :eek

what the hell did I do? I just asked a question!

executioneer

May 1st, 2008, 09:36 PM

you asked three!

JediScum

May 1st, 2008, 09:51 PM

I didn't have a good day as I got written up at work.

But I did eat breakfast! Milk was expired so I decided against the Frosted Flakes. So I had 2 cups of coffee, a homemade cheeseburger with tomato, mayonaisse, and barbeque sauce, Then 2 can of Coca-Cola, a small glass of V-8, about 8 cigarettes.

Fathom Zero

May 1st, 2008, 09:58 PM

I didn't have a good morning and there's little evidence that tomorrow will be any better, regardless of the weekend.

JediScum

May 1st, 2008, 10:19 PM

So fortify yourself tomorrow with a hearty breakfast of CRANK AND TEQUILA! Guaranteed to insure that you will take no shit off of anyone, not even GOD!

Fathom Zero

May 1st, 2008, 11:17 PM

Booze makes me ill. I think my uncles wore out my all my tolerance when they gave me beer at two years.

A lot of beer.

JediScum

May 1st, 2008, 11:59 PM

I was kidding, sir.

A better breakfast would be: 2 bong hits, a strong cup of coffee (i prefer mine black), a couple waffles and some fruit. If you have time, take a leisurely walk to a gas station and pick up a paper. Don't read the news, it'll wreck yer mood. Read the comics and/or attempt to solve the crossword or, perhaps the sudoku puzzle. Maybe check the classifieds to see if anyone is selling something cool fairly cheap.

I used to do this when i didn't have to work until 3pm.

For lunch, i'd have 2-3 more bong hits, 1-2 more cups of coffee then, take the bus to work. i'd get there a bit early so i could eat my shift meal first thang.

Fortified, I'd be able to slave my damn ass off in a hot kitchen for 7-8 hours.

Shrubfest

May 2nd, 2008, 09:35 AM

Ooh. That sounds like a day plan. But, I would have to replace all but the first coffee with tea, being British an all.

JediScum

May 2nd, 2008, 10:34 AM

Whatever works for you, m'lady. It worked for me several years ago but i was younger then.

If yer single... no... i not even going to try to hit on you....

Ok, maybe.

Montreal prolly has some male strip clubs that i'd go to if you paid my cover, and drinks. I'd pay for the cheap hotel room since yer a friend from out of town, y'know.

Colonel Flagg

May 2nd, 2008, 01:15 PM

Ah, ganja. One of the four basic food groups.

Shrubfest

May 2nd, 2008, 03:14 PM

Ah, ganja. One of the four basic food groups.

Followed by Cake, Cheese, and Lucazade

Cosmo Electrolux

May 2nd, 2008, 03:37 PM

protein shake, followed up by a bottle of water.
food of the gods.

Rez

May 2nd, 2008, 07:54 PM

BRITAIN??!!!

Shrubfest

May 2nd, 2008, 08:40 PM

Yeah?

Colonel Flagg

May 2nd, 2008, 08:53 PM

Followed by Cake, Cheese, and Lucazade

I occasionally buy these things called "poppers" which are largish pepperincini hollowed out and filled with sharp provelone and prosciutto. Three of these with a double rye, and that's a well-balanced dinner!

Saluti! :)

Girl Drink Drunk

May 3rd, 2008, 06:30 PM

Did it have anything to do with the zany antics of your family?

D*O*L*E

May 3rd, 2008, 08:41 PM

protein shake, followed up by a bottle of water.
food of the gods.

Cosmo, right there with you man. Protein shake followed by an acai berry, pomegranate and blueberry smoothie. Every day. I'm on 3 protein shakes a day. Its like my crack for a mid-thirties man on a health kick :posh

Shrubfest

May 4th, 2008, 06:32 AM

Thats a bit scary, somehow....

Our household recently came upon juicing, whereby you take some nice fruit an veg, some awful fruit an veg, then blend the shit out of it and drink it. Truely horrible.

However, Coffee in the shower is one of the best breakfasts...

Zomboid

May 4th, 2008, 09:23 AM

I like beating off in the shower for my breakfast ;)

That's after a nice bowl of cereal or something.

Shrubfest

May 4th, 2008, 02:23 PM

Gets the blood flowing for the day ahead, yeah?

Goodgood.

Cosmo Electrolux

May 4th, 2008, 08:49 PM

Cosmo, right there with you man. Protein shake followed by an acai berry, pomegranate and blueberry smoothie. Every day. I'm on 3 protein shakes a day. Its like my crack for a mid-thirties man on a health kick :posh

early 40's guy on a health kick here....we rock!!! :rock:rock:rock

glowbelly

May 4th, 2008, 09:02 PM

i need a health kick in the ass.

Cosmo Electrolux

May 4th, 2008, 11:45 PM

I can do that...I'm certified, remember?

JediScum

May 5th, 2008, 09:09 PM

Shrubfest... what is Lucazade?

Tadao

May 5th, 2008, 09:12 PM

because they don't have google were Jediscum lives.

JediScum

May 5th, 2008, 10:11 PM

Hey now! I did try Wikipedia. No entry.

But maybe if the US weren't trying to force Coca-cola, McDonald's and gasoline on me, I might be able to find a goddamn Google in the grocery store, alright?

Is it near produce?