Laziest thing you have done?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

While still getting something accomplished.

1.) I didn't feel like mixing iced tea so I put the mix and water in a blender.

2.) I plugged a lamp into my old cable box. So when I turned the power on with my remote the light turned on.

[WhiteRat]

Years ago during the rough and tumble college days I slept on my couch and moved my computer right up to the couch. I put the monitor on a cardboard box about 2 feet away and pulled the GameCube nearby as well. This way when I woke up I could surf the web and/or play Madden while still in bed.

[executioneer]

too lazy to boil water for cocoa, i resorted to eating the mix straight out of the can

[liquidstatik]

Years ago during the rough and tumble college days I slept on my couch and moved my computer right up to the couch. I put the monitor on a cardboard box about 2 feet away and pulled the GameCube nearby as well. This way when I woke up I could surf the web and/or play Madden while still in bed.

i still do exactly that :o


minus the cardboard box :x

[Guitar Woman]

2.) I plugged a lamp into my old cable box. So when I turned the power on with my remote the light turned on.
that is awesome :<

[Emu]

ripped a thread from gbs

seriously :x

[Asila]

too lazy to boil water for cocoa, i resorted to eating the mix straight out of the can


I seriously did that once.

[WhiteRat]

ripped a thread from gbs

seriously :x

Which thread was it?

EDIT: it was the aspy one, right? The one with all the broken waffleimages links?

[glowbelly]

sometimes i sleep in my bed all night long
oh and i also don't untie my shoelaces before taking my shoes off! that way when i have to put them back on, i don't have to go through the pain of tying my shoelaces again! SLICK, I KNOW.

[glowbelly]

oh and i've drank beer DIRECTLY OUT OF THE BOTTLE (JACK DANIEL'S TOO) instead of using a frosted mug :eek

[executioneer]

sometimes i sleep in my bed all night long
oh and i also don't untie my shoelaces before taking my shoes off! that way when i have to put them back on, i don't have to go through the pain of tying my shoelaces again! SLICK, I KNOW.

i've been so lazy i didn't want to drive my car home from work so i just slept in my car

edit: i was so lazy when i read this thread that i didn't read the part that said

While still getting something accomplished.

[glowbelly]

you accomplished dreams DREAMS WILLIE

[executioneer]

i accomplished getting a tremendous crick in my neck

fortunately the last time i did it there was a 12 pack of toilet paper in the car (i had been too lazy to take it into the house) that i used as a pillow

[Emu]

Which thread was it?

EDIT: it was the aspy one, right? The one with all the broken waffleimages links?

yeah

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ripped a thread from gbs

seriously :x

What is GBS?

[WhiteRat]

General Bovine Services, Inc. It's one of the largest beef companies in the US. They have a forum on their site for some reason that is actually pretty interesting to read.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I tried looking for it but no luck

[Tadao]

I found it by googling General Bovine Services, should be on the 2nd page.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tried google, yahoo and even altavista. I'm assuming I shouldn't have to take safe search off to find it but still nothing.

[Chojin]

are you running peerguardian? have you done anything that would blacklist you from a DNS search?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm at work. They might have some kind of blocker on. I'll try looking for it when I get home.

[Chojin]

Oh wait, have you even gotten an invite from the U.S. Dairy Council? Most of us had to pretend we work for Whole Foods to get in.

[Tadao]

Give me your email 10k volt and I'll send you an invite.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can't tell if this is serious or not. It sounds like a sham. Do I have to talk to colonel Moo to get in?

[WhiteRat]

You can also talk to Mayor Oscar Bulloney as well.
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/Bulloney.jpg

[Tadao]

Lol, no it's a pretty cool place. Got your pm. I'll put it up to vote for the council, shouldn't take but a day. Unless some jerk from here vetoes it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Thanks Tadao, I appreciate it.

[darkvare]

i don't pick up the phone unless is in hands reach

[Tadao]

I know who did it. That was lame.

Event : Forum Invite Consideration
Consideration : yohkosod@yahoo.com
Voucher : Tadao
Subject : Black Ball

User yohkosod@yahoo.com has received a black ball. Rules state that at any time persons for consideration receive a black ball during the 24 hour consideration period shall be placed on hold until special conditions or the exception is met.

Special conditions for enrollment require that 3 members vouch for new member or the new member must wait 30 days before a new invitation is put up for request.

Exception for denial can be met if the new member can receive an immediate voucher from employer stating that employee meets all qualifications listed in the General Bovine Services FAQ.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's okay, I just think it's lame that people think I stole a topic from a website I've never heard of.

[Tadao]

Well, you have 1 voucher. I can't vouch for you now because I'm the original, and the person who gave you a black ball can't vouch for you either. You only need two more. I already filed a complaint about said black baller, and now I'm being brought under investigation because I don't have proof that I work for Whole Foods.

This is getting stupid.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Agreed

[liquidstatik]

wtf are y'all talking about? :<

[Sam]

One time I got a blow job.

[liquidstatik]

:rolleyes

[WhiteRat]

Well, you have 1 voucher. I can't vouch for you now because I'm the original, and the person who gave you a black ball can't vouch for you either. You only need two more. I already filed a complaint about said black baller, and now I'm being brought under investigation because I don't have proof that I work for Whole Foods.

This is getting stupid.

I say to hell with GBS. Is it really worth all the trouble?

[T-Rex]

I say to hell with GBS. Is it really worth all the trouble?

Yes it's worth it, Bovine Sevices account for most of the Tertiary sector in the Western Economy. That, and also interesting forum reads.

As far as laziness goes, a sit down when I pee.

[JediScum]

I got a mailing from Columbia House, found a coupon for a free sandwich from McDonalds, clipeed it out, got the sandwich and then .... didn't even eat it.

[Kybo Ren]

When I was in second grade, we had those crappy laminated cardboard money to practice counting. The time came to turn in our money (cheapass school recycled them) but I had lost most of it (wasn't real money, what do I care). we all had to pass up envelopes with our name on it, and I didn't even have that. Doing a quick inventory of my desk, I found a Valentine for "Mike". you know how when you're little you have to make cards for everyone, I hated mr cool "Mike" so much I threw his in my desk instead of his valentine mailbox. ANYWAYS I dumped the valentine, filled the envelope with the money and left "Mike"s name on it.
The teacher started checklisting the money while we worked on some project, When she gets to the envelope, and furiously yells out "Michael, how dare you turn in an incomplete envelope!" she then proceeded to lay into him until he cried like the little bitch he was in front of everyone. i just sat there working (and laughing on the inside). "mike" sobbed out "but I didn't even turn in my money", and she called him a liar pointing out the envelope as evidence. i just sat there laughing with everyone else. she then says it would of been better to not turn in anything then an incomplete set, and sent him out to the hall to cry in privacy (or should i say for the amusement of anyone in the hall).
After finally finishing the tally of envelopes, she asked me and 2 other students where our envelopes where: "i don't know, i must of lost them" i said. "okay then" she said.

I might be terrible, but "Mike" was a real fucker who got his through my laziness. sadly this was a true story. now onto the time I preordered morning chocolate milk, only plain was available, and i left the half drank carton in the same desk. A week later it finally started to stink past the confines of the desk, and the teacher made me go throw it out at the janitors station to get my lecture from them. Being to lazy to walk down there, I dumped it in the teachers private bathroom. I still can't believe I got away with that one either.
These aren't the worst things i've done, just some of the laziest.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/GradyMusick/fat20kid1-best.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was sitting on an aerobics ball at my friends house when I forgot I left my beer on the other side of the room on the floor. Instead of getting up I just leaned backward and rolled the length of the room, then finished the beer laying on the floor.