FORBIDDEN LOVE

[Guitar Woman]

best kind of love. >:

[raye_gincho]

YES!
that is all.

[WhiteRat]

You must have watched Titanic recently.

[Dixie]

You must have watched Titanic recently.

That or GW's been hitting up those Danish bestiality sites again.

[Guitar Woman]

I hope I won't be as disenchanted as you guys when I get old :<

[Dixie]

There's a big difference between disenchanted and bitter.

[Esuohlim]

Don't make me let ElPila666 loose on this thread because then you'll regret making it pretty damn quick

[executioneer]

who the hell is ray grincho and why should i not put him on my ignore list

[WhiteRat]

I hope I won't be as disenchanted as you guys when I get old :<

What do you expect when you post a thread with a grand total of four words in the first post?

[Guitar Woman]

That it's a better thread than people usually make.

[Tadao]

Yes, the all caps in the title give it that extra better feel.

[Esuohlim]

Is this just liking love between of a 30 years man like me and Hanna Montana??? I hoping she can take a dick like a broom handle if is she doesn't stabbed through from the other side??? The thoughts makes me cum :orgams

[T-Rex]

http://www.southbirminghampct.nhs.uk/_services/public_health/OlderPeople/images/Olderwomenwalking.jpg

Hot!

[Chojin]

gw are you dating a mexican?

or maybe a 360 owner?

[MetalMilitia]

GW wrote some Super Mario Bros. fan fics were Luigi had sex with Princess Peach behind Mario's back :eek

[Guitar Woman]

in my defense I was going to make a valid point later, but I guess I forgot what forum I was posting on

[raye_gincho]

who the hell is ray grincho and why should i not put him on my ignore list
go ahead,do it:hypno

[Fathom Zero]

What's worse is unrequited love. Fuck.

[executioneer]

so by forbidden do you mean illegal? or did like one of your parents or someone else you normally would listen to tell you not to or something

[Dr. Boogie]

This is what happens when you make a bait thread on I-Mockery.

[Chojin]

how dare we not take a ASK ME ABOUT THE THING I WANT YOU TO ASK ME ABOUT thread seriously

also are you in one of your phases where you find another forum and think it's full of interesting people who are better than us, only to discover moments later that you only thought that because you were becoming as big a douchebag as them

the people deserve to know

[Fathom Zero]

It's MaddoxMania, I know it.

Oh wait, that floundered, like GW's eyes.

[Esuohlim]

Love is a heady elixir :posh

[Guitar Woman]

I see now that it was wrong of me to be bored on the internet


Also, that comment was directed more towards the fact that this is one of the worst forums ever for having a coherent discussion unless you're in the Politics board and are a beard stroking old fogie than it was implying that y'all are homogays and I'm gonna go hang out with the cool kids. I love you guys, really!

If I didn't I probably would have been posting furry porn along with the guys from TPIL.

[Fathom Zero]

Go fuck yourself, Smirky.

[WhiteRat]

I see now that it was wrong of me to be bored on the internet


Also, that comment was directed more towards the fact that this is one of the worst forums ever for having a coherent discussion unless you're in the Politics board and are a beard stroking old fogie than it was implying that y'all are homogays and I'm gonna go hang out with the cool kids.

We keep things quite civil in the sports forum. But you're not wanted there because according to lil' Tommy Parker, you throw a baseball no better than Betsy Sue!

[Fathom Zero]

Timmy Buxton don't play baseball no mo'.

[MetalMilitia]

The chronology of guitar woman's loveline posts certainly tells a story.

We go from "GIRLS :sign" in early March to "RUIN MY SEX DRIVE" in late March and finally "FORBIDDEN LOVE" in May.

This can be represented with the following diagram:

[MYSPACE] -> [PORN] -> [CRAIGSLIST]

[Grislygus]

You see, MY position on forbidden love is that we should really have pedo colonies. No one really likes my "immediate execution" idea, but they can't be rehabilitated, they're complaining about how hard it is for sex offenders to buy houses anyway, so we should let them have self sufficient pedogoblin communities that they can have fulfilling lives in without ever being near children again

Oh, and they get gunned down like mongrel dogs if they leave, but I would like to stress that despite this fact, the barbed wire, the guard houses, and the proposed "alternative solutions", any claims that this would be a "concentration camp" are completely unfounded.







That a serious enough discussion for you there

[Tadao]

I feel the same way about rapist. I hate rapist.

[Sethomas]

I thought that there actually is a pedo colony in Florida.

[Chojin]

Why don't you have a seat right over there.

[Guitar Woman]

what do you do when you forget a girl's name

[Dr. Boogie]

Tell her to wear a nametag. Preferably on her cans so I can play it off like I just wanted to know her name.

[executioneer]

when i forget a girls name i NEVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN ;_;

[Tadao]

You need to know her name, do you?

[Dr. Boogie]

Need? Nah, brah, but when you know a chick's name, it's like romantic, and shit. Chicks dig that shit. Makes em think your like some european guy, ya kno?

[Dixie]

what do you do when you forget a girl's name
while she's asleep you tattoo it somewhere on her body you see often, like her face.

[Esuohlim]

what do you do when you forget a girl's name

SERIOUSE RESPONSE ------> Ask her how to spell it. If it's short or common like "Lisa" and she looks at you weird then be all like UH I MEANT YOUR LAST NAME :rolleyes. And if THAT'S common too like "Jones" and she looks at you weird again just play it off by saying "WELL I WASN'T SURE SINCE I HAVE A FRIEND THAT SPELLS IT LIKE <insert lie here>".

And then tell her Milhouse from the internet put in a good word for you.

[Tadao]

SERIOUSE SPELLING ERROR!

[Tadao]

I just introduce them to someone.

Me : This is my friend.

Silence

Friend : Hi my name is Aquafina.

Girl with no name : Hi my name is Slutbagwhore.

[Esuohlim]

SERIOUSE SPELLING ERROR!

THANK YOU TADAO FOR POINTING OUT AN INTENTIONAL IMSPELLING

And my idea will work better because GW doesn't have access to a friend :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

guitar woman if you use milhouse's idea and it turns out her name is Lisa you can say "I know someone on the Internet and he knows someone that spells their name Liisa" because I do.

[Guitar Woman]

Her name is Kate, guys, thanks anyway

[Sam]

TELL HER THAT IF HER NAME IS KATE YOU'D LIKE TO MATE AND MAYBE GO ON A DATE BECAUSE IT COULD BE FATE. :eek

[Esuohlim]

AND DON'T YOU DARE WAIT UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE >:

[executioneer]

this rhyming spate is really great

[T-Rex]

MATE, I HEARD KATE JUST CAN'T WAIT TO PROCREATE ON A BIG ESTATE UP IN KUWAIT. :love

[Shrubfest]

Criky. If you tell her all these, she'll be so impressed you spent so much time thinking of them she'll never leave you.

Or she'll laugh.
At least they rhyme.

[MetalMilitia]

So wait, no one has gleaned the terrible truth of what makes this "forbidden love" from guitar woman yet. Do that now.

My money is on it being a family member or someone he met though craigslist (implying she's morbidly obese).

[Dr. Boogie]

Alright, I suppose we've jerked this thread around long enough. So tell us about kate, GW, and remember that you can always avoid threads exploding like this if you explain the subject in the OP, rather than wait for someone to ask you about it.

[Guitar Woman]

this is something entirely different from what my original post was about, to clear things up

[Asila]

Huh, so apparently forbidden love isn't the best kind.

[executioneer]

vaguely frowned upon, but not implicitly forbidden per se love is the best

[T-Rex]

Real Forbidden Love = Cuctus + Balloon

[Tadao]

Gw wants to marry his dad.