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thepiemockmaster
May 16th, 2008, 10:09 PM
as the title suggests post ideas on worst tv shows ever.

executioneer
May 16th, 2008, 10:22 PM
every anime ever

Emu
May 16th, 2008, 11:32 PM
every anime ever

this

LordSappington
May 17th, 2008, 09:00 PM
Bernie Mac Show.
/thread

Angryhydralisk
May 18th, 2008, 01:22 AM
Everything that's ever aired on MTV since 1990 that wasn't a cartoon.
The Brady Bunch.

darkvare
May 18th, 2008, 03:45 AM
woman's murder club

executioneer
May 18th, 2008, 05:05 AM
Everything that's ever aired on MTV since 1990 that wasn't a cartoon.
The Brady Bunch.

um

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/sife22/mtv-the-state.jpg

http://www.alluvium.com/~wes/siflolly/pics/siflolly25.jpg

Fat_Hippo
May 18th, 2008, 05:13 AM
Desperate Housewives

What a piece of shit.

Wild Wallace
May 18th, 2008, 05:46 PM
The War At Home
According to Jim
Every CBS sitcom that wasn't King of Queens
Friends
Will and Grace
The Pitts
The Real Gilligan's Island
TMZ/Smoking Gun TV
The current Cartoon Network/Disney Channel/Nick programming
Assy McGee
Mind of Mencia
The Andy Milonakis Show

AND COMING SOON...

http://www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2008-05/38891887.jpg

darkvare
May 19th, 2008, 12:12 AM
lol where is his original hyperactive kid and loretta

executioneer
May 19th, 2008, 02:25 AM
i'm sure they'll explain it with a hilarious flashback that involves one or more celebrities and/or wacky set of circumstances

executioneer
May 19th, 2008, 02:26 AM
that, and why one set of neighbors appear to be anthro. bears

liquidstatik
May 19th, 2008, 04:00 AM
:x

T-Rex
May 19th, 2008, 08:56 AM
"Once in Stoolbend, Cleveland has a few surprises in store for him, including a flirtatious new stepdaughter, a 5-year-old stepson who loves the ladies, as well as a collection of neighbors that includes a loudmouth redneck couple, a British family seemingly stuck in the Victorian era and a family of bears living at the end of the block."

I can't wait for the English jokes.

"Where's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, guv'nor?!"

That's how we talk.

executioneer
May 19th, 2008, 10:11 AM
it looks like a real winner all around

Esuohlim
May 19th, 2008, 08:59 PM
Every CBS sitcom that wasn't King of Queens

King of Queens sucks too

Wild Wallace
May 20th, 2008, 08:50 AM
King of Queens sucks too

Yes, but not as much as the others. ESPECIALLY BIG BANG THEORY. :|

MetalMilitia
May 20th, 2008, 08:58 AM
Ha, I quite like King of Queens. It's better than Everyone Loves Raymond, Two and a Half Men and all the other comedy central sitcoms.

T-Rex
May 20th, 2008, 09:15 AM
What do you think of The Mighty Boosh? The correct answer is: It's genius.

MetalMilitia
May 20th, 2008, 09:28 AM
It's possibly the worst thing ever. My reasons for hating it are two-fold:
1. It's not that funny, mainly relying on being hilariously RANDOM for laughs.
2. People are always quoting every single stupid thing in the show.

There have been a couple of decent episodes; the desert island one in particular was funny, but overall it's annoying and shit.

I'd much rather watch Peepshow any day.

T-Rex
May 20th, 2008, 09:45 AM
People quote it a whole bunch because it's great!

Sadly, it's kind of like how "I'm Rick James Bitch!" is annoying when anyone other than Dave Chappelle says it.

Miss Modular
May 20th, 2008, 06:25 PM
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody.
Barney & Friends
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
The Hills
Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County
There's more that I can think of, I'm sure, but I try to avoid crap shows as much as possible.

Girl Drink Drunk
May 20th, 2008, 06:34 PM
Family Guy
The Man Show
Futurama
Royal Canadian Air Farce
Robot Chicken
The Simpsons (about the last 7 years)

executioneer
May 20th, 2008, 06:36 PM
i like futurama! what's your deal!

executioneer
May 20th, 2008, 06:37 PM
all right maybe not the episodes they came out with while it was on adult swim, but the original run was pretty good!

LordSappington
May 20th, 2008, 06:39 PM
http://www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2008-05/38891887.jpg
Lawdy, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

darkvare
May 20th, 2008, 09:01 PM
Lawdy, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen.


by who?

T-Rex
May 21st, 2008, 04:36 AM
Anthropomorphic Bears?

Nick
May 21st, 2008, 04:47 PM
lol where is his original hyperactive kid and loretta
They redesigned him into that fat kid for some reason.

all right maybe not the episodes they came out with while it was on adult swim, but the original run was pretty good!
That was the original run.

Guitar Woman
May 21st, 2008, 08:33 PM
I think you are all forgetting Drawn Together.

Honorable mentions go to any other animated Comedy Central show that wasn't South Park, and everything on G4!

darkvare
May 21st, 2008, 10:17 PM
i like ninja warrior in g4 but i guess is not theirs

executioneer
May 22nd, 2008, 01:29 AM
That was the original run.

fine then the first three seasons before they started fucking around with when they played them, then >:

Wild Wallace
May 22nd, 2008, 08:58 AM
I think you are all forgetting Drawn Together.

Honorable mentions go to any other animated Comedy Central show that wasn't South Park, and everything on G4!

Drawn Together. Yes, thank you. That's the show I missed.

And except for Ninja Warrior, everything on G4 just blows. Especially since they added Cheaters, that late night lineup, Man Show [which sucked WITH Jimmy & Adam involved], and added Cops 2.0:rolleyes

Esuohlim
May 22nd, 2008, 11:10 AM
What's that show on G4 that's just a half hour of giving you cheat codes for a bunch of games you'll never play and can easily find on GameFAQs in 10 seconds, but because it's hosted by a fairly attractive young woman it gets to stay on the air

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 22nd, 2008, 03:24 PM
The Nasa channel in general. Sometimes it's okay but other times is extremely boring. If you get a chance though try and find a space teleconference. They basically report for 20 minutes about space....then they nonchalantly do backflips away from the camera.

Nick
May 22nd, 2008, 05:51 PM
fine then the first three seasons before they started fucking around with when they played them, then
Futurama is grand. >:

Phoenix Gamma
May 22nd, 2008, 07:58 PM
I want Lil Bush banned from the world forever.

Miss Modular
May 22nd, 2008, 10:42 PM
http://www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2008-05/38891887.jpg

How many times can Seth McFarlane rip himself off?

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 23rd, 2008, 12:30 AM
As long as people can make money off him.

Phoenix Gamma
May 23rd, 2008, 03:52 AM
How many times can Seth McFarlane rip himself off?

Correction: "How many times can Seth rip The Simpsons off?"

Wild Wallace
May 23rd, 2008, 05:13 AM
What's that show on G4 that's just a half hour of giving you cheat codes for a bunch of games you'll never play and can easily find on GameFAQs in 10 seconds, but because it's hosted by a fairly attractive young woman it gets to stay on the air

It's simply called Cheat! and it's painful to sit through.

T-Rex
May 23rd, 2008, 07:05 AM
Why can't they make new Ren & Stimpy shows instead? >:

Esuohlim
May 23rd, 2008, 08:54 AM
Because the new ones they made like five years ago were terrible

Misdemonar
May 23rd, 2008, 11:19 AM
seth mcfarlane needs to stop making anything

executioneer
May 23rd, 2008, 01:10 PM
it's not like the old ren and stimpy was really all that great either

darkvare
May 23rd, 2008, 01:51 PM
i was wondering how many characters is seth gonna play in the cleveland show?

Geggy
May 23rd, 2008, 02:20 PM
it's not like the old ren and stimpy was really all that great either

even rocko's modern life (underrated) was a much better show than ren and stimpy (overrated).

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 23rd, 2008, 03:08 PM
even rocko's modern life (underrated) was a much better show than ren and stimpy (overrated).


Agreed

Madface
May 23rd, 2008, 04:07 PM
The Hills, The O.C., One Tree Hill and every other show that pretends teenagers are important. Also Grey's Anatomy sucks balls. And I personally like Family Guy but I'm not a super fan I just find it's good to watch when there isn't jack else on TV.

Wild Wallace
May 23rd, 2008, 05:40 PM
even rocko's modern life (underrated) was a much better show than ren and stimpy (overrated).

And it was a better show than invader zim which was basically worshipped.:x

Zomboid
May 23rd, 2008, 06:00 PM
Family Guy
The Man Show
Futurama
Royal Canadian Air Farce
Robot Chicken
The Simpsons (about the last 7 years)

I agree with all of that except for Futurama and Robot Chicken. Futurama had some shitty stuff, but it's definitely not one of the worst shows ever. AND ROBOT CHICKEN IS OFTEN VERY FUNNY.

Edit: As soon as I posted that, I heard some annoying voices from "Friends" emanating from my TV. So yeah, that. I fucking hate that show.

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 23rd, 2008, 07:04 PM
Models inc was really terrible.

darkvare
May 23rd, 2008, 09:45 PM
everything involving models in tv is really awfull except victoria's secret show mmmm...

WhiteRat
May 23rd, 2008, 10:27 PM
Anything ever shown on UPN.

Fathom Zero
May 23rd, 2008, 10:30 PM
I remember watching the Jumanji cartoon and Mummies Alive and Street Sharks and the Robocop cartoon and Creepy Crawlies on UPN, though.

Zomboid
May 23rd, 2008, 10:38 PM
Mummies Alive and Street Sharks. Damn that brings me back :( . I really miss turning on the TV on Saturday morning to watch stuff like that.

darkvare
May 23rd, 2008, 11:44 PM
i still have one of my street shark figures

pac-man
May 29th, 2008, 04:19 AM
Wow... nobody mentioned any reality tv shows? Really!? Fucking really!?!?

I would give any scripted sitcom the time of day before I watch a reality show, even shitty ones like Friends.

90% of Futurama's jokes flew over the heads of it's target audience, which in a way does make it kinda shitty, but I'd rather have a smart shitty animated program than The Cleveland Show.

UPN can't be given credit for syndicated cartoons that benefit from nostalgia and the fact that today's Saturday morning fare is making kids slightly more retarded than any prior generation. I mean, fuck, if it weren't for Street Sharks, Mummies Alive, Mighty Max, and all that other shit, Exosquad might have gotten some god damn airtime.

Rocko's Modern Life was the fucking shit, and only John K's run on Ren & Stimpy comes close to matching it in terms of madcap, no bullshit children's programming.

Now, as I was saying at the start, this whole thread should list reality TV programs.

Survivor
Big Brother
Flavor of Love
So You Think You Can Dance
I Love New York
Laguna Beach
The Bachelor/Bachelorette
Joe Millionaire
Rock of Love
Wife Swap/Trading Spouses
Anything that follows a fucking celebrity and his/her family/handlers around.

And the fucking bane of my fucking existence:
American Idol :goth

WhiteRat
May 29th, 2008, 07:29 PM
I remember watching the Jumanji cartoon and Mummies Alive and Street Sharks and the Robocop cartoon and Creepy Crawlies on UPN, though.

Let me fix that by saying any non-cartoon ever shown on UPN, ie Shasta McNasty, The Parkers, The Andrew Dice Clay Show, etc.

Esuohlim
May 30th, 2008, 02:27 AM
My sister used to be a big time Seventh Heaven/Dawson's Creek/etc. fan and I'm not exactly sure what category they fall under but everything like that is terrible as well.

Mr.Italiano
May 30th, 2008, 02:45 AM
Desperate Housewives(I call it Crazy Bitch hour), any Reality TV show, Talk shows(are those the same thing as talk shows?), actually almost anything made in the recent years that isn't animated and Lost(but I'll come out of the closet and say I'm a Lost virgin).

Esuohlim
May 30th, 2008, 02:53 AM
I was finally talked into watching Lost about a month ago and it really isn't bad. I'm beginning to think that it's one of those shows where it's considered cool to say you hate it (on the internet at least, nobody I know personally hates it).

Unless of course it sucks now. I only watched the first two seasons so far :x

pac-man
May 30th, 2008, 03:08 AM
I would give any scripted sitcom the time of day before I watch a reality show, even shitty ones like Friends.

I lied. I would watch a Flavor of Love marathon while getting waterboarded before I watch that wretched Cavemen show. Never seen it, but I'm pretty sure it deserves mention here.

liquidstatik
May 30th, 2008, 11:55 AM
no milhouse, it just rly sucks :<

ElPila666
Jun 1st, 2008, 11:55 PM
I'm looking for a Tom Green show's gag, the one where tom was tripping out crazy colours in the desert and he said "i've got a spoon", man that was acid, i can't find it on youtube

WhiteRat
Jun 2nd, 2008, 12:23 AM
Did you mention that in this thread because you think it's a horrible tv show, or are you just desperately grabbing hoping for the slim chance that someone will have the clip? If it's the latter, get outta this thread!

pac-man
Jun 2nd, 2008, 02:56 AM
It was a horrible show, though. For every funny bit there were a thousand groan inducing what the fuck moments.

Madman914
Jun 2nd, 2008, 09:20 PM
Anything on E!.

pac-man
Jun 2nd, 2008, 09:26 PM
The later years of Family Matters. First they euthanized the middle sister, then cloned Steve Urkel, then they added the annoying thug kid, then shit got ridiculous.

WhiteRat
Jun 2nd, 2008, 09:31 PM
I don't think strangling the middle sister with her own dress exactly qualifies as "euthanized".

pac-man
Jun 2nd, 2008, 09:32 PM
Potato, potahto.

lamb
Jun 7th, 2008, 09:29 PM
curb ur enthusiasm is the cheapest crap on tv

Angryhydralisk
Jun 8th, 2008, 01:21 AM
What's that show on G4 that's just a half hour of giving you cheat codes for a bunch of games you'll never play and can easily find on GameFAQs in 10 seconds, but because it's hosted by a fairly attractive young woman it gets to stay on the air

As bad as Cheat! was (and still is), Filter, Arena, the Gaming LEague Show, and that one show with the guy who did the music from Earthworm Jim (Who cares if the music in the game was awesome, the guy is still a cunt!) were a million times worse.

But yeah, Ninja Warrior and Unbeatable Banzuke are the only watchable things on G4. The rest of the shows all suck and have like, 3 1/2 episodes for an entire series.

ItalianStereotype
Jun 8th, 2008, 02:53 AM
Growing Up Gotti. oy vey.

Softix
Jun 8th, 2008, 06:23 AM
I hate singing reality shows..what a sham!

pac-man
Jun 8th, 2008, 06:48 AM
Crossfire with Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala. Thank god for Jon Stewart putting an end to that heap of steaming donkey shit.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 11th, 2008, 10:10 PM
So, I guess Hogan knows best isn't going to be around anymore. Instead they gave a show to his daughter Brooke. Co-starring some girl and some guy that all live together......Yep, total crap.