spazboy

[RAVER141]

does he still post here?

[Pub Lover]

Last Activity: Jun 29th, 2006? (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=3987) Dude, that is like last week, so hell yes he does! :rock

[Pub Lover]

Haha, that was a joke. OK?

I'm Spazboy! Good to see you, Buddy. :bow

[Pub Lover]

I'm also mr.VideoPorn (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8852). :eek

I'm going to be hilarious with that account.

[RAVER141]

heyup dude was talking earlier about the things you got up to here a while back, the snowy background and shit.

[Pub Lover]

What?

[Grislygus]

:lol

[RAVER141]

when you made the boards background all 'snowy'.

[Tadao]

I remember that! That was soooooo funny.

[Pub Lover]

Reading the old board, trying to figure out why I don't remember Spazboy at all, led me to noticing just how different it is here now.

Also, it was funny reading threads written by long dead vets complaining about annoying newbs who are now vets that complain about annoying newbs. Oh, how the wheel turns.

[Tadao]

I will never turn Vet. Vets are fags. Besides you guys will never Vet me :tear

[RAVER141]

tadao, i dont remember the name. ?????

[Pub Lover]

Oh come on T-Wozzle, you're next on the list. You could be a a vet really soon!
Haha, what a newb! He'll never get to be a vet, right guys?

[Tadao]

Too late I'm already vetted

[Tadao]

tadao, i dont remember the name. ?????

Are you a hot chick that is in love with me?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I will never turn Vet. Vets are fags. Besides you guys will never Vet me :tear

because you're a douche..>:

[Pub Lover]

Don't post blank messages, T-Hoggle.
It confuses the newbs, am I right guys?


what do you do when you forget a girl's name
I straight up say "I've forgotten your name. Who the hell are you & why should I care?" Then I pull an angry face. Problem solved.

Alternatively, I lie about having early onset Alzheimer's & warn her that I'll forget her birthday as well.

[RAVER141]

no im a skinny bloke with dreadlocks in the shape of teeth

[Pub Lover]

no im a skinny bloke with dreadlocks in the shape of teeth

How willing to wear a dress and 'pretend' are you? :orgasm

[RAVER141]

well i once cried so i must be a little gay, maybe i could fag your ass, do you have rope

[executioneer]

no im a skinny bloke with dreadlocks in the shape of teeth

what shape are your teeth in

[RAVER141]

mustard gas shape

[Tadao]

Don't post blank messages, T-Hoggle.
It confuses the newbs, am I right guys?

I straight up say "I've forgotten your name. Who the hell are you & why should I care?" Then I pull an angry face. Problem solved.

Alternatively, I lie about having early onset Alzheimer's & warn her that I'll forget her birthday as well.

I'll do what I want.

Besides everyone can still the secret Vet weapon, just log out and have a look for yourself.

[RAVER141]

WILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Is roachass still around, god i had good times winding that guy up.

[Pub Lover]

well i once cried so i must be a little gay, maybe i could fag your ass, do you have rope

:love

[Pub Lover]

WILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Is roachass still around, god i had good times winding that guy up.

Rorschach recently chattened to me on IM for an hour while he tried to remember me. He did not succeed.

He also no longer posts here.

[Pub Lover]

I'll do what I want.
Not if you want to become a vet, boy. :eek

[RAVER141]

well publover, this thread hasnt been deleted yet by the gay mods so anything is possible

[Pub Lover]

Or a vet boy.That might work.

[executioneer]

WILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Is roachass still around, god i had good times winding that guy up.

nope he's been gone forever

[Pub Lover]

well publover, this thread hasnt been deleted yet by the gay mods so anything is possible

They don't get deleted, they get chatroomed. It is a much worse punishment. Also, there are no mods on at the moment.

[Pub Lover]

nope he's been gone forever

Forever? :eek

[executioneer]

forever and ever

[Pub Lover]

Amen.

[RAVER141]

nope he's been gone forever

thats a real shame he was a great guy once he realised i was deliberatly winding him up at every op, always imagined him becoming president one day

[Pub Lover]

Maybe that is what he is doing. :eek

[RAVER141]

i fondly remember the first time he and the others labelled me a spamwhore, those were the days

[RAVER141]

WHAT ABOUT THE ROPE

[Pub Lover]

I suppose I'd call it a rope, but I wouldn't want you to tie it in a knot. :x :yummy :x

I'm all for you trying though, Love. :love

[RAVER141]

MY god you are a real bum bandit, I was only joking.are you an experienced gay or a fumbler.

[Pub Lover]

I know you are, but am I?


And other such school yard terms.

[Pub Lover]

Careful, I'm a stupid bomb. That is to say 'a bomb of stupid'. Careful, I may go off. :eek

[RAVER141]

like cheese does ?

[Pub Lover]

Cheese doesn't go off. You're thinking of Milk.

[RAVER141]

Are you really boring or does the intanet just not do you justice that way.?

[Misdemonar]

oh no a raver

[Pub Lover]

Really very boring. :(

Plus you're a little bit stupid. ;)

[Pub Lover]

oh no a raver

I know! :eek :rave :eek

[RAVER141]

Ah well theres where im really clever because it was all a plot to make you think i am a raver, really im a stick, a stick used for beating armenian dwarves childrens aunts, and yea i am a little stupid cos im a twat.

[Misdemonar]

ok man, but stop talking about your stick and how you use it hrer man that's gross

[RAVER141]

Ah i knew mentioning sticks would put the willys up you, ahhhhhhhrgh i said put the willies up you i am a gay faggot lesbian.

[Misdemonar]

this is gay

[RAVER141]

Well you would know HAHAHAHAHA

[Misdemonar]

i would

[RAVER141]

go away or i shall hunt and kill you

[Misdemonar]

man you go away this sucks

[RAVER141]

why you here then you putz why ya posting are you a spamwhore or just very lonely

[RAVER141]

Ah. sorry, do you feel bullied now, i cant help it, i wasnt abused when i was a child.

[Pub Lover]

Yes, on both counts.

[Pub Lover]

Spamwhores need love too.

[Pub Lover]

I like how over half the posts of Raver141 are in this thread.

[RAVER141]

I dated a fat girl, she was a whore, so was her mother

[Pub Lover]

Her mother was also a fat whore?

If you date a whore, do you get a discount?

[Pub Lover]

Also, ewww. :x

[RAVER141]

I like how over half the posts of Raver141 are in this thread.

you like weird things

[Pub Lover]

you like weird things

I have over 7000 posts in a single thread myself. It reassures me that other people suck. True, not to my scale, but enough.

[RAVER141]

rhinoceroses are the coolest big animal that are grey

[Pub Lover]

rhinoceroses are the coolest big animal that are grey

In my lighter moments I wonder if I look like this to everyone here.

[RAVER141]

WoW i disown this thread.

[Pub Lover]

WoW i disown this thread.

Ha, but it's a prefect representation of what you are. :eek

[RAVER141]

I just permed my dreadlocks so they look like curly fries

[Pub Lover]

I wonder if dongcopter (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8855) dreams about landing on a sanitary helipad.

[Pub Lover]

I just permed my dreadlocks so they look like curly fries

That could be a problem at your job at McDonalds.

[Pub Lover]

That could be a problem at your job at McDonalds.

Late night stoners all trying to eat your hair. Then screaming when they think the rest of their food can talk as well.

[Pub Lover]

I wonder if dongcopter (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8855) dreams about landing on a sanitary helipad.

I wish Seven Force was still around so I could use him to say something gross about sex & menstrual cycles.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[RAVER141]

You just posted five times on the trot, that is surely a record. mock / boogie you should delete this thread cos it is PATHETICALLY BORING and making your members read through it for no gain is racist.Peace to the sheep HTMLbracketsandthingsinbucketspikeys>stopreadingthiscrapyoustupaditsintentionallywrong>derDER..>derrrrrr>

[Pub Lover]

Most people have me on their ignore list. I'm in the top five or something.

Plus I think about 30 is my record.

[Pub Lover]

There is no point appealing to the mods. Mock does barely any forum stuff. Boogie, yeah, if he likes you. Chojin does most of the work, unless he's having a Zomboid hissy fit. And Esuohlim is a massive coward.

[Pub Lover]

Also, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THINGS BEING DELETED AROUND HERE, YOU TOOL? >:

[Pub Lover]

Most people have me on their ignore list. I'm in the top five or something.

Plus I think about 30 is my record.
30 posts in a row, not the number of ignore lists I'm on, as that is way higher.

[RAVER141]

Most people have me on their ignore list. I'm in the top five or something.

Plus I think about 30 is my record.

WHY ?

[Pub Lover]

this thread... ...is PATHETICALLY BORING and making your members read through it for no gain is racist.

It was so when you created it, why should it stop being so on page four?

[Pub Lover]

WHY ?

Why do people have me on their ignore list? Or why did I post 30 times in a row?

[RAVER141]

sorry but im about to die of boredom so i have to double post. i have to go to sleep before my brain shuts down.

[Pub Lover]

Why do people have me on their ignore list?

Because I am annoying & sucky in equal turns. I even work up the effort of being both sometimes.

Boring too, but that isn't a crime here.

[RAVER141]

WOW you beat me to the reply !!!!!!!!!1

[Pub Lover]

sorry but im about to die of boredom so i have to double post.

HA

[Pub Lover]

WOW you beat me to the reply !!!!!!!!!1

I'm in training for the internet forum olympics.

[Pub Lover]

why did I post 30 times in a row?

I have no edit button. :alack

[RAVER141]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

[Pub Lover]

Funny guy. we are kindred spirits.

[Pub Lover]

That is to say you are boring and useless and shitty also. :)

[Pub Lover]

I think in 30 second spurts.

[RAVER141]

not fucking likely dude i would top myself if i was you.this place has changed, how have you remained here since 2002 with the boring shit you spew forth.Im sorry but i hope the mods delete this thread cos its just crap and you should be proud of the fact that i cant be bothered with you cos i will rip the piss out of anyone but you are incapable of being insulted.]Were you abused or kidnapped by aliens or some shit when you spilt out of your mother.really dude i wish you were on the old board, you wouldnt have lasted a minute you are boooooooooring beyond belief.do us all a favour and stfu.

[Pub Lover]

this afternoon i went in the local asian shop and the guy gave me the wrong change, i noticed and told the guy who then corrected the mistake.
his brother who was there said " fucking pa*is they come over here stealing from us english, they should be deported back to their stinking peasant country"
this made me feel very uncomfortable
was i a victim of racism ?

ps; im white and english

Was the brother Pakistani as well, or was he white & didn't know it like Eric Idle in that movie where Rick Moranis stole his life... because of evil babies? :confused

[Pub Lover]

not fucking likely dude i would top myself if i was you.

You better get right on that. Down the street, remember. You're not looking for attention now, young lady.

[Pub Lover]

this place has changed, how have you remained here since 2002 with the boring shit you spew forth.
I changed too, or maybe the place changed to fit me.

I took you as my guide. You were my idol. :love

[Pub Lover]

Im sorry but i hope the mods delete this thread cos its just crap
Most everything here is, & you really didn't break the mould. :o

[RAVER141]

WOW what a revelatin you can searc for old posts, i am proud of you, thats the first sign of inteligence youve shown.HE was a rastafarian sikh.

[Pub Lover]

Iyou should be proud of the fact that i cant be bothered with you cos i will rip the piss out of anyone but you are incapable of being insulted.
Not true, you just suck. :lol

[Pub Lover]

WOW what a revelatin you can searc for old posts, i am proud of you, thats the first sign of inteligence youve shown.HE was a rastafarian sikh.

Youse suck butts . :dunce

[Pub Lover]

Were you abused or kidnapped by aliens or some shit when you spilt out of your mother.
Nope, I've had a very happy life, oddly. :|

[Pub Lover]

really dude i wish you were on the old board, you wouldnt have lasted a minute you are boooooooooring beyond belief.do us all a favour and stfu.
I was on the old board. I outlasted just about everyone. You shut up. ;)

[Pub Lover]

You shut up. ;)

But not really, ok? You may be bored, but as you keep replying my e-gasms just get bigger & bigger.

[Pub Lover]

HE was a rastafarian sikh.

Sikhs are cool. They get to take knifes everywhere. :eek

[RAVER141]

wot ya doin now, making a compilation of my old posts to spam the thread some more. ?

[Pub Lover]

Sikhs are cool. They get to take knifes everywhere. :eek

At least they did. I haven't spoken to any since 9/11. Maybe they get really offended at the airport all the time now.

[Pub Lover]

wot ya doin now, making a compilation of my old posts to spam the thread some more. ?

You were the one that suggested us being spamwhores. :p

[Pub Lover]

:domo :domo :domo

RAAAARRAARAR DOMO ROWR!

[glowbelly]

raver141? you're the guy who loves me.

[RAVER141]

just die

[Pub Lover]

I am actually starting to think I am being awful enough to get this thread deleted. :x

Nah, who am I kidding. >:

[Pub Lover]

just die

You be nicer to Glowbelly!She is all divorced and stuff!~ >::eek

[RAVER141]

KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!Can i stalk you again. ?

[RAVER141]

sorry not you gb that twat

[Pub Lover]

:domo :domo :domo

RAAAARRAARAR DOMO ROWR!

:domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo

[Pub Lover]

sorry not you gb that twat

NO! YOU TWAT!

[glowbelly]

well of course you can. i technically don't have a big mean husband to come after you anymore. plus i've always had the feeling that we've met, but you never told me about it. so quick, make up a story!

[glowbelly]

oh ps spazboy is married with 2 children and is in the australian army

[RAVER141]

Karen i take a very non invasive approach to my stalking as you know, it would be a priveledge to stalk you again.Go on pleeaaasssseeee

[glowbelly]

i bet i danced with you once

[RAVER141]

To say your my no1 target as a stalker i can honestly say we have never met but always thought we would, not in a weird way, were expecting our fourth child in july so im not on the pull, you should come to england and you could indulge my stalking fetish, maybe hide and seek at stonehenge.

[glowbelly]

congrats on the 4th bebe. i have one now (he's 3).
i may be over in england early next year to convince dole that i'm really the only woman for him ;)

[RAVER141]

Yea i can remember when you were pregnant.I had a child before i met my current partner, itwas hard to move on but it was over.why dont you persuade someone else to be your guy, im sure plenty would like the chance.

[Misdemonar]

i would 8)

[RAVER141]

sorry karen i have to go now got work in 3hrs will be on tomorrow

[glowbelly]

apology accepted

and :O misdemonar i never knew :O

[Esuohlim]

Man I don't want to read this whole thing :(

I remember when Spazboy posted a thread making fun of 9/11 about 15 minutes after it happened. :vetcred

Someone give me the gist of the thread and whether or not I should ban Pub for a day because I'm assuming that he contributed to 95% of the posts here.

[executioneer]

i dont think pub should get banned! unless he wants to

[Pub Lover]

Man I don't want to read this whole thing :(


I called you a coward at one point.

I feel guilty that Glow made this a legitimate thread because I was trying to be really stupid so it got put in the chatroom.

Plus she reminded me who Spazboy was. :eek

[Esuohlim]

Of course Pub wants to be banned, but I'm not letting anything be up to him. :x

[Pub Lover]

I should ban Pub for a day

Can I have last monday as the day I was banned for, because I didn't post at all that day and I felt really proud of myself. :)

[Pub Lover]

Of course Pub wants to be banned, but I'm not letting anything be up to him. :x

You know me so well. :love

You yellow-bellied loser, you.

[Coldcache]

Hello I'm a person no one knows or remembers, so I'm going to show up and talk nonsensically for a bit now okay then great heyup dude was talking earlier about the things you got up to here a while back, the snowy background and shit, now I'm going to tell you about how I look

Oh ho ho looks like this "Pub Lover" guy is coming on to me, lol internet sure buddy ha ha ha get some rope listen to me talk nonsensically again, I'm such a wacky character mustard gas shape ha ha do you get it, it doesn't make sense ha ha ha

Hey do you remember that one person, I would annoy him ha ha those were the days hifive :vetcred lol


Anyway, I'm noticing now that this thread isn't going anywhere and the gay mods haven't deleted it yet ha ha fags anyway do you remember that guy yet, he was a great guy once he realised i was deliberatly winding him up at every op, always imagined him becoming president one day ha ha that was sarcasm, guys, you should take lessons from me sometime. I remember when he called me a spamwhore, those were the days

Man what is with Pub Lover, he's still coming onto me oh my god maybe he's serious I need to straighten this clusterfuck out right now "MY god you are a real bum bandit, I was only joking.are you an experienced gay or a fumbler." ha ha that'll show 'em

Wait he's being wacky now I don't know how to handle that uhhhhhhhhhh like cheese does? ha ha beat that

wait no, he just did well you know what you're BORING, you know that, you're BORING, ha ha I'm being wacky again armenian dwarves ha ha lol wait glowbelly actually remembers me I better address this threat and move on semiserious response here guys this is business wait what stalker huh well I better make a joking-serious response at this part, but I think I'll leave some opportunity open in case she wants to cyber wait no she's not serious look at me now I'm being just silly and clever wait maybe they don't realize that okay switching gears now "sorry not you gb that twat" ha ha checkmate, baby, wait i haven't driven her off yet "just die"


Wait, now Pub Lover's back with some of my old stuff, this is bad I hadn't matured yet and he can make me look bad with them I need to come up with a strategy here, okay I think a condescending tone would work here "wot ya doin now, making a compilation of my old posts to spam the thread some more. ?" argh, he's still doin it I better shut him down right now I tell you what "WOW what a revelatin you can searc for old posts, i am proud of you, thats the first sign of inteligence youve shown.HE was a rastafarian sikh." Ooooooh snap dawg wait WHAT it's not working, gnurrrrrrrrrrrrr okay, allright, it's time for the big guns Coldcache, time to lay it down here, time to lay down the hammer now



"not fucking likely dude i would top myself if i was you.this place has changed, how have you remained here since 2002 with the boring shit you spew forth.Im sorry but i hope the mods delete this thread cos its just crap and you should be proud of the fact that i cant be bothered with you cos i will rip the piss out of anyone but you are incapable of being insulted.]Were you abused or kidnapped by aliens or some shit when you spilt out of your mother.really dude i wish you were on the old board, you wouldnt have lasted a minute you are boooooooooring beyond belief.do us all a favour and stfu."


BAM, layin it down like Emeril over here suckas, awright peace I'm out

[RAVER141]

well that was interesting.!

[Coldcache]

Ha ha ha well, better go check on that internet thread now and see all that carnage and chaos that I cause ha ha whoo boy I'm like another lenore up in here

hang on, who's this new guy that's rambling on uhhhhh I think he might talking about me but it's like, long and stuff and I'm not sure I better play it safe here but come off like I'm in control I think I'll try sidelining him and maybe he'll go away

[RAVER141]

wtf are you on dude

[Coldcache]

Oh God, I don't know what's going on here, this whole thing has turned on me horribly, I think he's making me look bad play it off play it off gotta play it off

[RAVER141]

wow your more boring than publover

[Coldcache]

Okay I'm sure he's trying to make me look bad now well we'll see about that

Guess what

you're BORING

ha ha win

[RAVER141]

fuck off you boring unintelligent twat

[Coldcache]

He's still not going away, what is WRONG with you didn't you hear me you're boring, you're stupid too, did you here me man I hope this guy leaves already

[RAVER141]

crawl back up the bitch that shat you out you stupad fuck

[Coldcache]

GO AWAY, god, stupid internet person how many times do I have to insult him before he gets his feelings hurt uhhh unh uuuuuuuuh I don't know what to do maybe I'll just keep firing off insults and one of them'll hit deep

[RAVER141]

are you like 7 or something and mommy let you use that new shiny thing in the corner so you can annoy others for a while whilst said whore gets a break

[Coldcache]

insults aren't working, and now he's called me on sending more, need to change my game plan here.







Okay, no new ideas. But what if I call him seven years old oh ho ho ho yeah see how he deals with that one

[RAVER141]

ok dude you are far clever than me i give in you win hands down, i just cant compete on your level.

[Coldcache]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAARGH fine, jerk, whatever. I don't care, you win. God

[Tadao]

:lol @ Coldcache

[RAVER141]

are you supposed to be funny, i guess your american, yeah that would explain it.

[Grislygus]

Man, this is pathetic.

[dj bastard]

my name isnt 'man'

[Grislygus]

Yeah, no one cares. Thanks for playing, though

[dj bastard]

Will you date me.?

[RAVER141]

Eat my ass mark

[Grislygus]

Oh my sweet tongued Scylla, your mouths, though ostensibly similar to billowing wind tunnels, entrance me.

[Chojin]

guys i got bored at page 2, can someone summarize

[Guitar Woman]

asdflkjasdflk;jadsf;ljkfdsaljk

[Chojin]

sorry, accidentally posted that again on my guitar woman account

[Guitar Woman]

>:

[Coldcache]

chatroom it already, its retarded. I gave a quick summary of events on page 6, for those inerested

[dj bastard]

I think im gonna delete myself.

[Pub Lover]

guys i got bored at page 2, can someone summarize
If you read that far, you now what happened in the rest of the thread. Coldcache subbed for me while I was sleeping.


10 RaverNumbers: Wacky!
20 Pub: Wacky! :eek
30 RaverNumbers: You're boring.
40 Pub: Wacky! :eek
50 go to 30

[Trash]

guys i got bored at page 2, can someone summarize

Publover: "WACKY CHEESE HAM god i'm a horrid excuse for a man :tear"

Raver: "y dont u come 2 say dat 2 mah face ima fuk u up"

Glowbelly: "Hi howsit going"

Raver: "HOLY SHIT I WANT TO BANG U"

Add publover's part a hundred times or so between.

[Pub Lover]

That was worth the week it took to write it, Cuntpile. :)

[Trash]

Like I have the time to read timestamps.

[Pub Lover]

You had the time to waste on this thread at all, Sir. :eek

[Trash]

I had to take the time from my apathy-timeslot to contribute to this thread, so I did it the quickest way possible.

[Pub Lover]

In that case I must say thank you, Sir. Your effort is appreciated.

[dj bastard]

CUNTPILE !................:lol

[Misdemonar]

THIS LIKE A BARREL OF CUNTS

[Guitar Woman]

cuntflap