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T-Rex
May 21st, 2008, 12:00 PM
Black people don't give two weeks notice when they leave a job.
All Black people know each other.
Black people dance well.
All Black people smoke weed.
Black people have bad credit.
Black people can recognise their friends in the neighbourhood just by the sound of their guns.
White people are really bad at playing sports.
Black parents beat up their kids.
White police officers target black people so that they can copy what they wear when they're off duty.
White men are named Bob.
White people love eating Macaroni & Cheese.
Black people always die in movies.
Black people are not good at ice-hockey because there's no ice in Africa.
Black people never get kidnapped by terrorists.
White people like catching snakes and crocodiles.
School Newspapers from Black neighbourhoods have Obituary sections.
White people are hung like a horse. If that horse is called "My Little Pony".
http://www.rabbireport.com/archives/images/richard-pryor.jpg
lol blax. :lol
Sacks
May 21st, 2008, 02:28 PM
JESUS WAS BLACK AND SO WAS CLEOPATRA KNOW YOUR FACTS WHITE PEOPLE!
Geggy
May 21st, 2008, 02:31 PM
black people get away with things in the dark
Obscurus Lupa
May 21st, 2008, 04:00 PM
OH NO YOU DI'IN'T!
DeadKennedys
May 22nd, 2008, 02:43 AM
Oh lawdz
Esuohlim
May 22nd, 2008, 11:07 AM
T-Rex stop making threads, ok
T-Rex
May 22nd, 2008, 11:25 AM
Man, that's like telling Beethoven to stop busting out the jams.
Misdemonar
May 22nd, 2008, 01:57 PM
but you bust out shit
T-Rex
May 22nd, 2008, 04:52 PM
Did you know I blow midgets and they cum Skittles?
Groovy dude, taste the rainbow.
Misdemonar
May 22nd, 2008, 04:55 PM
haha you'r not funny
Misdemonar
May 22nd, 2008, 04:59 PM
oops, I mean you'd better stop making fun of me or illl carve you
T-Rex
May 23rd, 2008, 03:45 AM
Sorry :(
pac-man
May 29th, 2008, 05:46 AM
You had to watch Def Comedy Jam to learn all that?
T-Rex
May 29th, 2008, 06:18 AM
JESUS WAS BLACK AND SO WAS CLEOPATRA KNOW YOUR FACTS WHITE PEOPLE!
This is my friend Kamal.
http://www.travelingcat.com/photos/2007-04%20pemba2.JPG
He says he doesn't think Jesus was black because he had twelve white men following him. He says maybe if the apostles were the popo and Jesus had an arrest warrant LOL.
executioneer
May 29th, 2008, 07:46 AM
if jesus was black wouldn't the apostles have been too
T-Rex
May 29th, 2008, 07:53 AM
Kamal's checking Wikipedia.
Esuohlim
May 29th, 2008, 01:14 PM
Things I learned from reading a T-Rex thread
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Sacks
May 29th, 2008, 03:23 PM
If Jesus was black there wouldn't be a book of the bible called Job am I right you guys!?
Kybo Ren
May 29th, 2008, 04:39 PM
If Jesus was black, and the apostles were white= wouldn't the apostles be bitches, er women?
liquidstatik
May 29th, 2008, 04:41 PM
If Jesus was black there wouldn't be a book of the bible called Job am I right you guys!?
:lol
liquidstatik
May 29th, 2008, 04:46 PM
http://media.canada.com/e01c99e2-0752-408b-b71e-9f74d891718d/chris_rock375.jpg
WOMEN BE SHOPPIN, WOMEN BE SHOOPPPPPIN
GADZOOKS
May 29th, 2008, 08:44 PM
White Jesus be walking on water like that, but black jesus be walking on water like THIS
T-Rex
May 30th, 2008, 03:55 AM
He turned water into wine. If he was black he would've turned water into Hennessy.
pac-man
May 30th, 2008, 04:02 AM
White Jesus performed miracles. Black Jesus performed a rousing tap routine with Gregory Hines.
McClain
May 30th, 2008, 10:34 AM
The real reason Jesus had a beard was because he had The Bumps real bad.
Kybo Ren
May 30th, 2008, 03:36 PM
I'll buy into Black Jesus-
But I'll never buy into Black Santa- Black man giving away presents my ass
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/abolition/images/black_imagery_gallery_08.jpg
Girl Drink Drunk
May 30th, 2008, 10:30 PM
If Jesus was black there wouldn't be a book of the bible called Job am I right you guys!?
Isn't dealing crack technically a job?
executioneer
May 30th, 2008, 10:50 PM
it's not a job it's an adventure
pac-man
May 31st, 2008, 05:04 AM
Buying crack is an adventure.
Trash
Jun 4th, 2008, 02:44 AM
Using the crack is where the adventure really begins.
Sacks
Jun 4th, 2008, 03:16 AM
CRACK ROCK STEADY
ARE YOU READY TO STOP
THE ROTTEN BLUE MENACE?
LETS GO KILL US A COP
executioneer
Jun 4th, 2008, 03:49 AM
Using the crack is where the adventure really begins.
not if it's in the police quest series it isnt
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