Things I Learned From Watching An Episode Of Def Comedy Jam

[T-Rex]

Black people don't give two weeks notice when they leave a job.
All Black people know each other.
Black people dance well.
All Black people smoke weed.
Black people have bad credit.
Black people can recognise their friends in the neighbourhood just by the sound of their guns.
White people are really bad at playing sports.
Black parents beat up their kids.
White police officers target black people so that they can copy what they wear when they're off duty.
White men are named Bob.
White people love eating Macaroni & Cheese.
Black people always die in movies.
Black people are not good at ice-hockey because there's no ice in Africa.
Black people never get kidnapped by terrorists.
White people like catching snakes and crocodiles.
School Newspapers from Black neighbourhoods have Obituary sections.
White people are hung like a horse. If that horse is called "My Little Pony".

http://www.rabbireport.com/archives/images/richard-pryor.jpg

lol blax. :lol

[Sacks]

JESUS WAS BLACK AND SO WAS CLEOPATRA KNOW YOUR FACTS WHITE PEOPLE!

[Geggy]

black people get away with things in the dark

[Obscurus Lupa]

OH NO YOU DI'IN'T!

[DeadKennedys]

Oh lawdz

[Esuohlim]

T-Rex stop making threads, ok

[T-Rex]

Man, that's like telling Beethoven to stop busting out the jams.

[Misdemonar]

but you bust out shit

[T-Rex]

Did you know I blow midgets and they cum Skittles?

Groovy dude, taste the rainbow.

[Misdemonar]

haha you'r not funny

[Misdemonar]

oops, I mean you'd better stop making fun of me or illl carve you

[T-Rex]

Sorry :(

[pac-man]

You had to watch Def Comedy Jam to learn all that?

[T-Rex]

JESUS WAS BLACK AND SO WAS CLEOPATRA KNOW YOUR FACTS WHITE PEOPLE!

This is my friend Kamal.

http://www.travelingcat.com/photos/2007-04%20pemba2.JPG

He says he doesn't think Jesus was black because he had twelve white men following him. He says maybe if the apostles were the popo and Jesus had an arrest warrant LOL.

[executioneer]

if jesus was black wouldn't the apostles have been too

[T-Rex]

Kamal's checking Wikipedia.

[Esuohlim]

Things I learned from reading a T-Rex thread


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[Sacks]

If Jesus was black there wouldn't be a book of the bible called Job am I right you guys!?

[Kybo Ren]

If Jesus was black, and the apostles were white= wouldn't the apostles be bitches, er women?

[liquidstatik]

If Jesus was black there wouldn't be a book of the bible called Job am I right you guys!?

:lol

[liquidstatik]

http://media.canada.com/e01c99e2-0752-408b-b71e-9f74d891718d/chris_rock375.jpg
WOMEN BE SHOPPIN, WOMEN BE SHOOPPPPPIN

[GADZOOKS]

White Jesus be walking on water like that, but black jesus be walking on water like THIS

[T-Rex]

He turned water into wine. If he was black he would've turned water into Hennessy.

[pac-man]

White Jesus performed miracles. Black Jesus performed a rousing tap routine with Gregory Hines.

[McClain]

The real reason Jesus had a beard was because he had The Bumps real bad.

[Kybo Ren]

I'll buy into Black Jesus-
But I'll never buy into Black Santa- Black man giving away presents my ass
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/abolition/images/black_imagery_gallery_08.jpg

[Girl Drink Drunk]

If Jesus was black there wouldn't be a book of the bible called Job am I right you guys!?
Isn't dealing crack technically a job?

[executioneer]

it's not a job it's an adventure

[pac-man]

Buying crack is an adventure.

[Trash]

Using the crack is where the adventure really begins.

[Sacks]

CRACK ROCK STEADY

ARE YOU READY TO STOP

THE ROTTEN BLUE MENACE?

LETS GO KILL US A COP

[executioneer]

Using the crack is where the adventure really begins.

not if it's in the police quest series it isnt