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T-Rex
May 22nd, 2008, 06:18 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-'having-sex'-with-1,000-cars.html?source=rss&67

I'm amused at how he states he's not gay.

"Man, I hump Cameros, not dudes! I ain't hurtin' nobody, why guys always gotta make a thing??!".
Shrubfest
May 22nd, 2008, 10:17 AM
'Making love'? To a car? How?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask....
MetalMilitia
May 22nd, 2008, 11:00 AM
Is that the same guy that was caught having sex with a bicycle?
Shrubfest
May 22nd, 2008, 11:04 AM
WHAT? Thats even more impossible! Good god.
MetalMilitia
May 22nd, 2008, 11:05 AM
Never underestimate a man's ability to have sex with something.
T-Rex
May 22nd, 2008, 11:09 AM
If women knew what men were capable of thinking up, you'd never stop slapping us.
Shrubfest
May 22nd, 2008, 11:10 AM
This is true...but still. A bike? Which part of a bike could you have sex with?
Shrubfest
May 22nd, 2008, 11:10 AM
T-Rex, you never know, we might like it....
Esuohlim
May 22nd, 2008, 11:11 AM
Which part could you not have sex with

Those things are asking for it anyway
MetalMilitia
May 22nd, 2008, 11:15 AM
Where do you think the expression "village bike (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+village+bike)" came from?
T-Rex
May 22nd, 2008, 11:15 AM
Unlikely. Someone once described comparing a womans fantasies with a mans as the equivalent of throwing a bullet at somebody, or shooting it at them.
MetalMilitia
May 22nd, 2008, 11:17 AM
Shooting it all over their face while the dog watches.
Shrubfest
May 22nd, 2008, 11:39 AM
That wasn't the point. I was expressing an apreciation of male fantasy. I know i'd rather read a book and let him think of the kinky stuff.
Zomboid
May 22nd, 2008, 03:12 PM
It says him and the other car lovers were brought together by internet forums. We should find these forums and pretend to love trucks :(
Chojin
May 22nd, 2008, 03:23 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car-sex-man-5_672780n.jpg
JediScum
May 22nd, 2008, 03:41 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how to work the "He was sent to blow up a car and burned his mouth on the tailpipe" joke into this......
MetalMilitia
May 22nd, 2008, 04:07 PM
Please don't.
Zomboid
May 22nd, 2008, 04:08 PM
MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP POSTING
Shrubfest
May 22nd, 2008, 04:16 PM
I laughed...

Sorry...
Tadao
May 23rd, 2008, 12:33 PM
'Making love'? To a car? How?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI
MarioRPG
May 23rd, 2008, 03:15 PM
Never underestimate a man's ability to have sex with something.

Hells yeah. That's one of the best posts I've read.
Jeanette X
Jun 1st, 2008, 01:12 AM
WHAT? Thats even more impossible! Good god.

You seem to be assuming that he would be penetrating the bike, rather than the other way around.
pac-man
Jun 1st, 2008, 01:47 AM
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