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Spooky
May 31st, 2008, 01:18 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24901077/

PATNA, India - An elephant nicknamed "Osama bin Laden" that killed at least 11 people and injured dozens has been shot dead, officials in eastern India said on Saturday.

The wild male elephant had been terrorizing villagers in two states in recent months, destroying their crops and homes.

Forest officials and a police team tracked down the rogue jumbo in the eastern state of Jharkhand late on Friday, where it was shot dead, senior government official Ravi Ranjan said.

"Yes, Osama has finally been killed and it took us 20 bullets to silence him," Ranjan told Reuters from Jharkhand on Saturday.

Deadly rampage
Hundreds of villagers gathered on Saturday to catch a glimpse of the dead elephant.

On Thursday, another elephant rampaged through a village in northern India, killing at least seven people and injuring 24 others before it was killed.

The female entered the village of Bhudaheda on the edge of the Jim Corbett National Park, and began destroying crops, said Srikant Chandola, the park's chief wildlife officer. He said the animal started trampling people when residents tried to frighten it away by beating drums.
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Belinda Wright, director of the Wildlife Protection Society of India, said the elephant had apparently entered the village after becoming separated from its herd.

go figure.

Emu
May 31st, 2008, 03:13 PM
You had me excited.

Mr.Hoopla
May 31st, 2008, 10:43 PM
I thought this would become some sort of Iron Man thread. Nice mislead.

pac-man
May 31st, 2008, 11:11 PM
I figured it wasn't the real bin Laden, as he's currently hanging out in the Pentagon.

Jeanette X
Jun 1st, 2008, 12:58 AM
You fucking bastard. You got my hopes up. >:

Shyandquietguy
Jun 1st, 2008, 02:27 PM
Hey now, there's nothing wrong with a good effigy burning. Why, I'd lure a dog towards my house and try to scare it away with bongo drums before taking shots at it just to celebrate the fourth, nothin' wrong as long as you make sure it's a stray, I always say.

STRUM TICKA TICKA STRUM TICKA TICKA TICKA TWANG!

MarioRPG
Jun 1st, 2008, 06:32 PM
Jackass, I was hopeful. :(

BurntToShreds
Jun 2nd, 2008, 04:39 PM
It would have been much more awesome if they had electrocuted it, like Edison did with Topsy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topsy_%28elephant%29).

Dimnos
Jun 6th, 2008, 01:56 PM
Topsy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topsy_%28elephant%29) lol. Thats sweet =)

Kybo Ren
Jun 7th, 2008, 02:49 AM
Was I the only one happy to hear real Osama's still kicking? we're gonna need him as witness against his employers in Bush administration.

Also Edison was a degenerate criminal who had a few good ideas and rode the backs of his employees to fame. (like Bill Gates)
Strangely, I'm OK with the electrocutions- He filmed them so others can learn, or be entertained

Lobo Tommy
Jun 7th, 2008, 10:29 AM
The same thing happened to me a few days ago.

On CNN, it said "Harry Potter actor stabbed to death". I was all excited, but it was just an extra who was stabbed.

Stupid CNN.

executioneer
Jun 7th, 2008, 12:09 PM
polidicks forum

tyciol
Jun 7th, 2008, 04:54 PM
In cases like this it makes you wonder if someone out there might have purposefully antagonized the beast knowing what would inevitably happen and how it would make the headlines for them.

Kybo Ren
Jun 7th, 2008, 04:59 PM
He probally was the second least popular elephant next to "Adolphant Hitler", and it was a "nickname"? did he earn it after the rampage?

executioneer
Jun 7th, 2008, 10:14 PM
pile of dicks forum