_-Mockery WikiHow

[McClain]

We need to launch an I-Mockery Wiki-How site. I have a few starter ideas. This could be serious business and we could potentially upset a lot of people.

How To Perform Taxidermy on Live Animals
How To Fry Matzo Balls in Grandma's Stash of Bacon Grease Using Grandma's Panty Hose
How To Write Lolcats Without Saying LOL
How To Replicate Fuel Cell Leakage on a Gemini Wescott V6 Series II Using Carrot Juice and a Barbie Legs
How To Factually Reenact Roadkill as a Historian
How To Feel Like a Budding Teenage Girl
How To Turn Your Hoover into a Sexual Device / Lettuce Shredder
How To Gargle With Your Own Gastric Acid
How To Author a How To
How To Make Fun of Christians While Pretending To Be Jew So People Think You're Cool
How to Correctly Shut The Fuck Up
How to Domo-Kun 101 With a Gun

[T-Rex]

How to conceal boners in public.

[Misdemonar]

how to be awesome and inspire lots of pepole

-be misdemonar

[Grislygus]

How to Interact with Humans
How to Alienate Said Humans
How to Make Obscure References
How to Hide Your Mysogyny
How to Act Interested In The Sex and the City Movie
How to Invoke Pity
How to "Gather Intel" from Garbage Cans
How to Properly Shave an Animal

[mburbank]

How to not scream all the time
How to not cry in public
How to stop laughing once you've started
How to stop doing the bad thing
How to make people believe you have stopped doing the bad thing
How to not scream/laugh/cry after/whilst doing the bad thing

[sloth]

How to hit a home run
How to kill a mockingbird
How to make a placenta hat
How to swallow the souls of the weak
How to impersonate a zit
How to reach the ultimate form

[Tadao]

How to be gay and socially acceptable

That would get a lot of people mad.

[Mockery]

We need to launch an I-Mockery Wiki-How site. I have a few starter ideas. This could be serious business and we could potentially upset a lot of people.
Make it so. Happy to host it on the server if ya wanna set it up.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

How to make booze off similiar named books, I.E. Tequila Mockingbird

How to name your son Howard Tue

How to tell the difference between alligators/crocodiles/joanrivers

[Guitar Woman]

I also think it would be a good idea if only McClain and Burbank wrote this, but that's just me

[Guitar Woman]

well, this is akward.

[Tadao]

How to tell if you are a pedophile.

[pac-man]

How to stop worrying and love the bomb.

[Pub Lover]

How to run a joke into the ground.

[McClain]

How To Make A No Spin Zone
How To Name Your Baby Like A [insert ethnicity] Person Would Name A Baby
How To Incite Tears By Secretly Sitting On Your Genitals
How To Decorate Bears
How To Call 911
How To Not Eat Spaghetti
How To Craft A Laptop Case out of Cigarette Butts
How To Perform Spit Tricks

[Shyandquietguy]

HOW TO!!!

Make a great looking house!

Ask your neighbors for advice!

Drive!

Cook poultry!

[Otto]

How to perform World War 1 plastic surgery
How to dislodge fishing hooks from a human uterus
How to deal with a hook-handed gynecologist
How to make a cowboy hat out of human hair and seaweed
How to break a Roomba's spirit
How to make your own De-Evolution machine

[executioneer]

how to get your doctor to prescribe you some cream to make it go away

[pac-man]

How to fake your own birth.