rejected again

[Mr.Italiano]

It's me again, I just got rejected for the umpteenth time. I don't know what to do anymore with the opposite sex anymore. It's so frustrating to hear Every time that you're not their type of guy only by your looks.I weigh 216 lbs and I have facial hair, but I don't know what to do, should I buy some chloroform and take them away? Or be a good boy and do nothing? Does anyone think I'm being a pussy and man up?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I think you're being a pussy.

[Mr.Italiano]

hahaha thank you for the truth :D

[T-Rex]

Do nothing? Have you even considered forcing for some sex?

[pac-man]

Hit on chicks with low self-esteem and be a complete asshole; criticize everything. If that fails, hit on ugly chicks. No luck with that? Hit on ugly fat chicks. Work your way from there: girls with deformities, blindess, mental handicaps, etc. Believe me, eventually you'll either meet a chick that either loves you for you, or because she doesn't have the cognitive abilities to know better.

[Dixie]

Maybe it's just time to pay a hooker to break that losing streak.

[liquidstatik]

I weigh 216 lbs

i think thats your problem :x

[WhiteRat]

Tell her you want to align your root chakras. Works every time.

[executioneer]

he's like an italain version of me ;_;

[WhiteRat]

All right then Willie, follow my advice and get that root chakra aligned!

[Mr.Italiano]

root chakra?

[executioneer]

i think my 4th chakra actually needs it more, whatever the actual term for that chakra is

[executioneer]

"heart chakra" acording to website.com

[Asila]

I had a yoga teacher once that told me my fourth chakra was completely flat. Which I guess is bad.

"I will attempt to inflate it a little." She said.
"Sweet." I replied "Just keep touching me like that."

I should note that "inflating a chakra" is apparently the same as "back massage."

Hey Italiano, offer to inflate their chakras.

[Fathom Zero]

It's better to be rejected than sitting on your hands and doing nothing.

[Tadao]

I doubt his hands are doing nothing.

[Fathom Zero]

Tickling his ass probably.

[HickMan]

you guys are GROSS. Italiano maybe it's because you're greasy :x

[Mr.Italiano]

I Lived in California for the first 12 years of my life and I feel more American than Italian, so I can't really consider myself Italian even though my father is a pure breed Italian and my mother's Irish-Italian. and yes my hands are very busy, writing on the I-mockery forums

[Jeanette X]

It's me again, I just got rejected for the umpteenth time. I don't know what to do anymore with the opposite sex anymore. It's so frustrating to hear Every time that you're not their type of guy only by your looks.I weigh 216 lbs and I have facial hair, but I don't know what to do, should I buy some chloroform and take them away? Or be a good boy and do nothing? Does anyone think I'm being a pussy and man up?

In an ideal world, your appearance wouldn't matter. But we don't live in an ideal world. Most men wouldn't date a girl they weren't physically attracted to, most women won't date a man they aren't attracted to. That's the reality of life. If you want a girlfriend, work to improve your appearance. I suggest weight watchers, it helped me lose a lot of weight. Not only will it improve your chances in the dating pool, you'll also feel better about yourself and you'll be healthier overall.

[Mr.Italiano]

Ok maybe I shouldn't have added my weight, but i work out every day doing weights, push ups and sit ups. I eat normally and I believe I look good, if not great. I just wanted to say this cause I hate it when people say stuff about my weight.file:///C:/Users/DJ%20Fontichiari/Pictures/l_c0984f4bae5d2d477931088b91d23616.jpg here's a picture of me so you can bug me all you want :D file:///C:/Users/DJFONT%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg

[Mr.Italiano]

oook my pic didn't come up that sucks...

[RaNkeri]

www.photobucket.com

[RaNkeri]

And as for his weight, weight is never a direct answer to whether somebody is fat or not. Muscles weigh more than fat which explains why most of the bodybuilders, for example, are heavy.

To see whether one is fat, s/he should test his/her BMI. If your BMI is between 18,5 - 24,9 you're ok, while 25,0 - 29,9 would count as slight over weight.

However, if the person is muscular(muscle weigh more than fat => muscular persons often have huge BMI) he should also measure his waist's perimeter, since most of man's fat storages are located around waist area.

[MattJack]

And as for his weight, weight is never a direct answer to whether somebody is fat or not. Muscles weigh more than fat which explains why most of the bodybuilders, for example, are heavy.

To see whether one is fat, s/he should test his/her BMI. If your BMI is between 18,5 - 24,9 you're ok, while 25,0 - 29,9 would count as slight over weight.

However, if the person is muscular(muscle weigh more than fat => muscular persons often have huge BMI) he should also measure his waist's perimeter, since most of man's fat storages are located around waist area.

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/ccwolfe75/dr_phil_your_fat.jpg

[MattJack]

man Rejected Italiano or whatever your sn is, I dont rly think it's yer weight or beard or hairy Italian body

It's all about how you talk to da ladies, bruhh. How long have you known this girl? Do you have thangs in common? Does she smell purty? NEED DETAILS. It's hard to help a bruh when we don't know details.

[Mr.Italiano]

more than anything else I change girls as soon as I get rejected, I've had issues in the past when I get too clingy with girls who let me get close to them and they get close to me. As soon as they say no I back off. I know I should do Something else but I'm afraid I'll become a clingy freak with them and be miserable.

[MattJack]

how can you be too close with somebody if you are both close to each other? You thinkin' marriage n shit bruh? Maybe buyin' a little house and makin some little kids?

Cause I think that could be filed under, 'Fuckin Up In General.' Not about being "clingy."

So what happened with the last guh, the one you originally posted about.

Did you work with her or something? Maybe met her at a church function? Saw a post she made on the philo forum about dickipedia and thought it might be a good idea to test her out, but only realized she was a str8 bia?