I hate women/girls who think they can beat up guys

[T-Rex]

I bet only like 1% of the worlds population of women could actually win a fight with a guy. These chicks talk all tough and think because they get a tattoo, single ear ring, cut their peroxided hair real short, wear mens clothes and smoke cigarettes that they're so suddenly all hard. Spitting on the sidewalk and all. :sleep :ugh

[Fathom Zero]

I like girls that bite. :love

[Otto]

My girlfriend gave me a concussion. :(

[Grislygus]

About fifteen years ago (give or take), before one of our chefs started working at the restaurant, he worked at a place called the Hilltop. He worked alongside a woman with the nickname of 'Butch'. She was thirty four, overweight, muscular, had buck teeth, and was apparently known for terrifying dishwashers with aggressively lewd propositions. She was also known for suddenly raising her leg and planting one foot on the kitchen counters in front of said hapless dishwashers. I would assume she would be in the "1%".

Outside of that 1%, I've also personally watched a very attractive, five foot tall, deceptively lean waitress toss around a screaming line cook like a rag doll and whale on him. It was funny. I imagine you'll be finding yourself in a similar situation at some point.

[Tadao]

A lot of women take up martial arts for some odd reason.

[MattJack]

more like martial arts & crafts

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[executioneer]

my little sister can prob. kick most of yalls asses

[Tadao]

more like martial arts & crafts

That was funny.

[liquidstatik]

i :lold

[darkvare]

did a girl beat you up or what?

[dj bastard]

I would wear a disguise and kick her in the face or pay some bitches to kill her.

[Guitar Woman]

GREAT THREAD, BRO

[pac-man]

Girls who think they can beat up guys probably spend too much time around pussified men or are super mega lesbians. Girls who can beat up guys are sexy.

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/516/ginacarano2rg9.jpg

At least that one is.

[Jeanette X]

I bet only like 1% of the worlds population of women could actually win a fight with a guy. These chicks talk all tough and think because they get a tattoo, single ear ring, cut their peroxided hair real short, wear mens clothes and smoke cigarettes that they're so suddenly all hard. Spitting on the sidewalk and all. :sleep :ugh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_women_in_ancient_warfare

I wrote about 99% of that article. And everything in it has a citation.

Xena wasn't too far off the mark.

(although I doubt that I personally could beat up most men)

[T-Rex]

I’m talking about those chicks that want to show everyone that they can do everything a guy can do, but better. They take it to the extreme, too. My friends and I met one yesterday. Being all butch and gross. Talking about how she can kick any guys ass because she grew up with six brothers.

Maybe, but I bet she can’t write her name in the snow.

[pac-man]

Certainly not with urine.

[T-Rex]

Unless her name is big yellow puddle of urine.

[pac-man]

Touche

[Trash]

One day, my name will be Big Yellow Puddle O. Urine.

[Jeanette X]

. Talking about how she can kick any guys ass because she grew up with six brothers.


Now that's just plain being arrogant. Even if you can do something like that, you don't be obnoxious about it.

[Dixie]

I’m talking about those chicks that want to show everyone that they can do everything a guy can do, but better. They take it to the extreme, too. My friends and I met one yesterday. Being all butch and gross. Talking about how she can kick any guys ass because she grew up with six brothers.

Maybe, but I bet she can’t write her name in the snow.

When did I meet you?

[Zomboid]

Fuck, I love Gina Carano :(

[MattJack]

Oh yeah?

I'll do you one better Zomboid

[MattJack]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/1103/lunaboidkv2.gif

[Zomboid]

omg luna vachon :x

[pac-man]

No way! How did you get a customized message from Luna!? I've been wanting one since WrestleMania IX.

[MattJack]

Zomboid just has that sweet, sweet maple syrupy Canadian charm.

And he lays it on the ladies real thick.

[Dimnos]

OMG..... I think i had something to say but after seeing that /\
I got the thought and the shit scared right out of me...

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Right on, Luna. I hear she drives a truck or something these days.

Anyway, back during my bouncing days I worked with a young lady named Monica who, while solidly build, was still quite easy on the eyes. She was also one of the toughest people I have ever met in my life. She would brutalize men like an animal, she was a pure savage. I've seen her take a punch to the face that would have leveled me, spit out a splintered tooth and just shatter a guys nose. Her favorite thing to do was to choke a fella out, then just let them drop to the ground in a heap - usually smashing their head into something on the way down. It was her way of inflicting extra punishment while remaining inside the enforcement rules of the club. She actually broke her neck, and reported to work the day after surgery.

I heard she passed away awhile back, victim of a drunk driver.

Anyway, I have to say that I would rather fight a man than a woman any day. I hated breaking up fights between women because women fight like vicious wolverines. I've gotten more damage from breaking up ladies than men by a considerable margin.
Women fight dirty as well.

At least when men square off, nine out of ten times there is a whole ceremony surrounding it. Unless you are being jumped.

[glowbelly]

seriously i've only gotten into fights with guys. i don't think i'm super tough, it's just that men are the ones that tend to piss me off the most. i've broken noses, knocked out teeth and busted a jim beam bottle over some dude's head.

i'm not like this anymore, but i will guarantee one thing: if you mess with my bebe, i will kill you. bitches can talk shit about this and that, but at the end of the day, it's the strength of the mama bear that wins.

[goldenbane]

I'm from a tiny little town in Ohio...all white people, farming community, that sort of place. Anyway, in high school during our Chicago trip, we went to a big city school to see what life was like outside our tiny town.

When a girl smiled and winked at me, I of course got rather excited and thought about going over and talking to her, when my guide adviced me not to! He told me that girls at that school love to get boyfriends, just so they can have a reason to pick fights with other girls!

I thought it was kind of sexy! :love

[Colonelclusterfuck]

I got beat up by a girl once. kicked in the balls, then in the teeth

[Tadao]

Shame it's not gonna keep you from breeding and talking.

[Colonelclusterfuck]

yeah, I know I love both of those things.



It's either your gonna be dogged for beating up a girl or getting beat up by a girl.

I prefer getting beat up by a girl

... damn my morals

[executioneer]

how about just don't fight anyone whom you seriously outclass physically, instead of don't fight girls

i don't think it's particularly moral for a 200+ pound bodybuilder to smack around a dude who is 110 and skinny, either

[pac-man]

how about just don't fight anyone whom you seriously outclass physically, instead of don't fight girls

i don't think it's particularly moral for a 200+ pound bodybuilder to smack around a dude who is 110 and skinny, either

It's perfectly moral. Just not fair.

[executioneer]

and "be fair" isn't considered morality? since fucking when

[pac-man]

Unfair and wrong aren't synonymous.

[Fathom Zero]

And fairness is really amoral.

[pac-man]

Fairness is based off the assumption that all things are equal. Morals are based off of innate feelings of right and wrong. Most men would feel worse for beating up a girl than beating up a smaller guy.

[Kybo Ren]

Man, Woman, Child, Beast--- If they start it, You can finish it.

Don't forget to lawyer up, goddamn loser crybabies

[pac-man]

Man, Woman, Child, Beast--- If they start it, You can finish it.

Don't forget to lawyer up, goddamn loser crybabies

I'm not so sure about the child thing, but yeah, self-defense is justification enough to hand anybody their ass.

[LordSappington]

A friend of mine is one of those dyed hair, crazy homemade clothes semi-goth, except she's like a girl version of that. So needless to say it surprised as all when she literally snapped a guy's arm when he grabbed her boob, and broke a few of his ribs with her boots.
BAD ASS

[Jeanette X]

A friend of mine is one of those dyed hair, crazy homemade clothes semi-goth, except she's like a girl version of that. So needless to say it surprised as all when she literally snapped a guy's arm when he grabbed her boob, and broke a few of his ribs with her boots.
BAD ASS

:)

Lots of screaming on his part, I hope?

[Tadao]

I usually have to pay extra for that!

[LordSappington]

:)

Lots of screaming on his part, I hope?

Yeah, the dumbass must have read The Alphabet of Manliness or something, we were at a concert, he grabbed her boob, and there was a lot of screaming, crying, and people backed away from us a good seven feet. She made me proud.