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MockBot
Jun 27th, 2008, 09:05 PM
I ARE MOCKBOT.

MOCKBOT AM REPORTING TODAY TO INFORM FORUM READERS OF NEW OFFICIAL I-MOCKERY MERCHANDISE RELEASE:

http://www.i-mockery.com/store/shark-shirt-split.jpg

CLASSIFICATION: T-SHIRT.

COLOR: NAVY BLUE.

CHARACTERISTICS: SHARK & AWESOME TEXT ON FRONT + I-MOCKERY LOGO ON SLEEVE.

ADDITIONAL PROPERTIES: GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK.

QUANTITIES: LIMITED.

MOCKBOT INSTRUCTS YOU TO VISIT THE FOLLOWING URL FOR FURTHER T-SHIRT PURCHASING DATA:
http://www.i-mockery.com/store.php

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

<3
Tadao
Jun 27th, 2008, 09:26 PM
SPAM!
Mockery
Jun 27th, 2008, 10:05 PM
Nope.

SHARK!
Girl Drink Drunk
Jun 27th, 2008, 10:59 PM
Wouldn't it be more appropriate if it said "JAWSOME"?
Tadao
Jun 27th, 2008, 11:02 PM
:lol I would be rad if the J was invisible until glow in the dark time.
Fathom Zero
Jun 27th, 2008, 11:05 PM
That would rock. Make them that way.
MarioRPG
Jun 28th, 2008, 10:20 AM
I'm trying to think of a word to describe that besides "awesome" but I'm coming up blank.
darkvare
Jun 28th, 2008, 12:02 PM
is there gonna be a contest to win one cause i'm saving for guitar hero on tour lol :P
Mockery
Jun 28th, 2008, 01:45 PM
Heheh sorry, this initial run of the t-shirts is very limited as it is, so I don't have any freebies to give away. So if ya want one, I'd suggest getting in on it soon only because I can't guarantee more will be printed in the future. If do I print more eventually, however, I'll consider offering them up as one of the prizes in a future contest - but as you know, there are no guarantees you'd be the winner :P

Anywho, thanks to all of you who've ordered the shirt already, I really think you're gonna love your awesome sharks in all o' their glowing glory! :picklehat
darkvare
Jun 28th, 2008, 04:26 PM
the truth is i don't have a credit card is there any other way to pay
Mockery
Jun 28th, 2008, 04:29 PM
Yeah, as stated on the store page, you can email me for details regarding ordering via snail mail with a check or well-hidden cash. Send an email to webmaster@i-mockery.com with what you're interested in and I can send you the ordering details.
Tadao
Jun 28th, 2008, 04:38 PM
No Pesos!
bigtimecow
Jun 29th, 2008, 10:42 PM
jesus Tadao, you are RACIST!

where's that gif of the little black kid
executioneer
Jun 29th, 2008, 11:39 PM
man not even xxl ;_;
Tadao
Jun 30th, 2008, 12:21 AM
jesus Tadao, you are RACIST!

where's that gif of the little black kid

I'm a huge racist.
Mockery
Jun 30th, 2008, 03:48 AM
man not even xxl ;_;
Hey Willie,

XXL sold out quick, as did the Mediums.

As I said in the blog, if you definitely want a shirt, drop me an email at webmaster@i-mockery.com with exactly what size shirt you need and I'll be sure to order it the next time I order a batch of these shirts. If they keep selling the way they have been over the past 48 hours, I'm guessing I'll order 'em much sooner than expected. :O
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 3rd, 2008, 02:30 AM
Got my shirt, I'll post a pic with the Teamsters/Pimp Status pose soon.
Fathom Zero
Jul 3rd, 2008, 02:38 AM
You bastard.
Nick
Jul 3rd, 2008, 06:29 PM
Why did you have to run out of mediums. :c
Mockery
Jul 3rd, 2008, 06:57 PM
I told ya they'd sell fast :P

We're out of Small, Medium and XXL. I'll probably order some more in the next month or so since they've been selling real well, so if/when I do that, I'll make another announcement for those of you who missed out on getting the shirts in the size you needed.

10,000 Volt Ghost, lookin' forward to the pics. Hoping a lot of people will send in pics of their shirts in action.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 3rd, 2008, 07:17 PM
I might take one saturday, plan on wearing it to work.
Aura Fox
Jul 3rd, 2008, 08:36 PM
MarioRPG speaks the truth. there is no other word to describe it..

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p134/Aura_Fox/awesomeposter.jpg
Guitar Woman
Jul 3rd, 2008, 11:30 PM
oh god I want this shirt

I want it so bad
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 5th, 2008, 11:21 PM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/100_0167.jpg

Shark with the Teamsters pose.

In Medium Bitches
Zomboid
Jul 5th, 2008, 11:34 PM
lol who would've thought they'd sell out of the plus sizes so quickly :lol
Nick
Jul 9th, 2008, 06:34 AM
lol who would've thought they'd sell out of the plus sizes so quickly :lol
Someone is making the most awesome sailboat sail ever.
Mockery
Jul 9th, 2008, 07:22 PM
I actually ordered less of the XXL ones, so that wasn't surprising that they sold out fast. What was surprising was how quickly the Small, Medium and Large sizes have completely sold out... and I've only got a few XL ones left at this point too. :O

I'm all caught up on shipping by the way, so any of you who had placed orders on 6/8 or earlier, your shirts are on their way if you don't have 'em already.