Selling: Nintendo DS plus games

[Fathom Zero]

I've grown incredibly tired of my DS and everything Nintendo. I'm selling the DS Lite (Black), Pokemon Diamond with an assload done, Pokemon Sapphire, a protective case, and a car charger.

$100 to start.

[Mockery]

You only have Pokemon games for the DS? There's your problem right there. :O

[pac-man]

You should knock off a few bucks if the Pokemon games are part of the package.

[Fathom Zero]

I think I may have another game. I just borrow games off of friends, but I had to have my copy of Pokemon Diamond. I've had Sapphire since a few days after it came out. I'll check and see if I have another game. I might have Metroid.

[Mockery]

Try Geometry Wars on the DS, maybe you'll like that one enough to keep the thing. :O

[Phoenix Gamma]

Or Contra 4.

[MetalMilitia]

I sold my DS on eBay and got a good price for it. That's probably your best bet.

[Guitar Woman]

I'll keep it in mind if I actually get a job in the next week

[Mockery]

Or Contra 4.
That too.

Or get an R4DS and get a ton of games from other systems that you'd to play on your DS too. :O

[Zomboid]

I'll pay you 100 dollars to destroy the fucking thing.

[Nick]

I suggest Contact, because punk is not dead.

[Fathom Zero]

I'll pay you 100 dollars to destroy the fucking thing.

Send me the hundred and I'll destroy it in any way you see fit.

And GW: If you think you will, I'll hold onto it for you.

[Guitar Woman]

I probably won't, job selection in this city is SHIT. Feel free to smash it; I sorta want an original DS anyway.

How much for the Pokemon game by itself, though? Assuming you aren't destroying that, too.

[Fathom Zero]

$20... yeah, I think that's good.

[Guitar Woman]

Sold, I'll send it tomorrow.

You'll have to accept a bill in an envelope, as I lack the Paypal.

That's Diamond, though, right

[Fathom Zero]

My preferred method, actually. And yes.

[Mockery]

I'll pay you 100 dollars to destroy the fucking thing.
Now this I want to see.

[Lobo Tommy]

How cold you get tired of Nintendo?

[Phoenix Gamma]

Fathom doesn't care for the Big N much to begin with, so his tolerance is lower than most, is all.

[Nick]

That's because he is a heathen.

[Fathom Zero]

Fathom doesn't care for the Big N much to begin with, so his tolerance is lower than most, is all.

"To begin with"? The N64 and SNES, along with the Game Boys are my favorite consoles.

[Zomboid]

Now this I want to see.
I could quite honestly afford to do that, but I don't know if I really want to. That's a phone bill payment, a new game, drink money for the bar, etc. Buuuut if fathom thinks of a grand way to destroy it and mock the nintendo fanboys in the process, I'll go ahead and transfer some money to my paypal account and do it.

MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SELL GW THE GAME THOUGH.

[Guitar Woman]

But I already gave him my money :<

[Zomboid]

I'll give him another 20 to keep it.

[Guitar Woman]

you are such a bummer

[Mockery]

I could quite honestly afford to do that, but I don't know if I really want to. That's a phone bill payment, a new game, drink money for the bar, etc. Buuuut if fathom thinks of a grand way to destroy it and mock the nintendo fanboys in the process, I'll go ahead and transfer some money to my paypal account and do it.
I like Nintendo 'n all, but the idea of you spending 100+ to get him to destroy his DS in a creative way is definitely worth it. Come on Fathom, let Zomboid pay you to destroy it. :O

[darkvare]

if he destroys it can i have the touch screen remains

[Esuohlim]

I'll give him another 20 to keep it.

:lol

I'll throw in 5 bucks for this to happen

[Guitar Woman]

>:

[Fathom Zero]

You did get my address, GW?

[Guitar Woman]

Yes, yes, it'll get there.

If the postal service can read my shitty handwriting.

[MetalMilitia]

I know fathom's address. I'm going to show up there one day expecting a hot meal and bed for the night. :orgasm

[Fathom Zero]

If you don't mind the couch and some Ramen, call me The Ritz.

[Guitar Woman]

Also I forgot that shipping things in brown boxes costs money so I don't mind if you just throw the game in an envelope :(

HOWEVER IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS I'LL FORWARD AN ADDITIONAL 5 DOLLARS, GOD

[Fathom Zero]

I planned on putting it in one of those bubble-wrapped envelopes.

[Zomboid]

HEY, WE'RE WILLING TO PAY YOU 25 BUCKS TO RIP GW OFF AND KEEP THE MONEY!

[Fathom Zero]

If you can get my address, sure!

[Guitar Woman]

Fathom I'm going to write such a negative review of your services

do you think you can handle that, hard man, because I don't

[Mockery]

Send GW the payment back and earn more from Zomboid & company to destroy the DS. We want to see it happen. This is forum history in the making, and it's all in your hands, Fathom. :O

[Esuohlim]

I'll throw in an extra 5 bucks if you send GW a piece of paper with "NINTENDO DS" written on it instead.

[Fathom Zero]

If I can get EVERYBODY to collectively send me a hundred bucks, then yes.

I need to borrow a camera from someone, though, so I can't promise when I will be able to get photos or footage of said destruction. But I always deliver.

GW, it looks like you're gonna get something special.

[Guitar Woman]

IF I HAD KNOWN YOU WERE GONA BE A JERSK I WOULD HAVE JUST SHAT IN THAT ENVELOPE TODAY AND BOUGHT A LED ZEPPELIN ALBUM

[Fathom Zero]

Well that's what you get for trusting an enemy on the internet.

[Guitar Woman]

What if I told you that pokemon game was for my cancer ridden little sister who's last wish was to catch em all?

How would that make you feel, you bastard

[Fathom Zero]

I hope it eats away her brain/bone marrow/stomach/prostate/blood. You could probably still send a shit-filled envelope if you wanted.

Relax, buddy. You're gonna get what you want and more.

[Guitar Woman]

and more!?

[Fathom Zero]

AND MORE!

[Tadao]

:yum

[Phoenix Gamma]

Because you totally can't walk into a store and buy Pokemon.

[Cliff Steele]

fathom, would you be open to a trade for the DS? i could even meet you in Lawton to complete the transaction. I could trade psp, ps2, ps1, or wii games, dvds, or comic books

[Zomboid]

Fuck you! That ds is headed for the blender!

[Fathom Zero]

Cliff Steele, much as I'd like to trade with you due to convenience (and I would,) I kinda like dah money mo'. What would you be willing to trade? I'm not really a comic book guy, sadly. It was never really instilled in me, though I did come into possession of something like 15 shoeboxes full of them at one point. Most of them were missing pages.

[Cliff Steele]

i could trade any of the following

psp
disgaea afternoon of darkness
crisis core final fantasy 7
metal gear solid portable ops

ps2
okami
rogue galaxy
front mission 4
odin sphere
soul nomad and the world eaters

wii
resident evil 4
metroid prime 3 corruption

and we could get some cash involved as well, let me know if you are interested in anything

[Fathom Zero]

Nothin' jumps out at me man. Sorry.

[Cliff Steele]

no problem man, i may be able to come up with 100 bucks still. i'll see what i can do

[Fathom Zero]

I'd rather give it to you over everyone else. Remember: you're my number-one guy.

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