Things you will see in North Hollywood

[Tadao]

A guitar on someones back every 15 minutes.

[Et tu]

Really? Hee, i believe you, bucko, it must be hell.

[Tadao]

Boobies. Lots and lots of boobies.

[Et tu]

Those pesky birds, they ruin everything. Shitting all over the place.

[Tadao]

Jack Sparrow giving out balloon swords every 10 feet.

[Et tu]

Ah, feck. a bloody sparrow, everyone knows that sparrows can't make balloon swords for shite. King fishers are the real deal. They can make balloon swords of Toledo steel quality.

[Sacks]

THREAD BACK UPS

[Tadao]

I didn't see any thread backups when I was there.

[Sacks]

NO GIRLS ALLOWED

[Et tu]

bollocks!

[Tadao]

http://i37.tinypic.com/iz5lec.jpg

[Evil Robot]

A bunch of maggots smoking fags out there on sunset blvd.

[Tadao]

http://www.lataco.com/taco/wp-content/uploads/circus2.jpg

[wobzire]

looks like a fucking blast!

[pac-man]

That Circus Liquor sign is great. The only thing that could make that clown look sleazier is if it's wang was hanging out, illuminated in neon that moved as if it were swinging. Or is that more New York than L.A.?

[Kitsa]

I don't get the "Jr market" thing. I haven't been to CA since I was a kid but hear it pop up in places like that one Sublime song. What is it, just a convenience store?

[McClain]

It's a liquor store for juniors. Duh.

[Mockery]

Ah, I see you too have seen the greatness that is Circus Liquor. Excellent.

http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/2007/08/15/onward-to-west-hollywood-we-go-plus-circus-liquor/

Were you just in town visiting or something?

[Tadao]

I live near by, don't want to say how near by as an angry West African still wants to teach me how to play bloodfire.

[Tadao]

I forgot you live in Hollywood. Something else you will see in N Hollywood.

A guy in a electric wheelchair blaring crappy music, in black spandex laying chains and handcuffs and a straight jacket on the ground. I didn't stay for the show as he was slow moving.

[Mockery]

Ah, didn't know you lived nearby.

Anyway, another thing you'll also see lots of in North Hollywood are yard sales in which cops are perusing through the merchandise, presuming some of it to be stolen goods.

[Sethomas]

King fishers are the real deal. They can make balloon swords of Toledo steel quality.

By presenting a choking hazard, I think ANY balloon would be more of a viable threat than the case-hardened metal globs that the people of Toledo weld to tangs and sell to souvenir hounds. Don't get me wrong, I love the city of Toledo, Spain, and I even have a leaf from a Mozarabic antiphon commissioned by one of the founding fathers of the Spanish Inquisition who had his bishopric there. I've just never seen their metallurgical prowess taken seriously until after swords had become a cultural artifact, and even then their co-opting of Moorish blade art put form way before function.

[Wiffle Bat]

you know, the hills in north hollywood. The ones near and behind the huge sign is dotted with Bum-nests (='-')b