I like my women/men like...

[MattJack]

I like my wine.

13 years old and in the basement.


:(

[Esuohlim]

I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY MORNING DONUT

COVERED IN CUM

[glowbelly]

:lol

[MattJack]

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

....like I like my coffee. Creamy and weak.

[executioneer]

i like my women like i like my computer games, acquired thru illegal means over the internet

[pac-man]

I like my women like I like my laundry.

Dirty and spread out on the floor.

[Sethomas]

...like I like my Dom Pérignon. I'll take what I can get but I usually can't afford anything older than a '95 vintage.

[LordSappington]

.. like my guns; cocked.
Okay that was weak

[executioneer]

is this the same thread as that other thread

[bigtimecow]

like i like my fan. upside down because other wise it makes a weird noise when it's blowing

:(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

like I like my whiskey....12 years old and mixed up with coke.

like I like my coffee....ground up and in the freezer

:(

[MattJack]

i like my women like i like my computer games, acquired thru illegal means over the internet

:lol

and yes it is kind of like the other one, but better!

I can't follow yalls tho ;_;

[Tadao]

like I like my MattJack, FUCK YOU MATTJACK MY THREAD IS BETTER ;_;

[MattJack]

mine is just a different flavor ;_;

I like my women like I like my threads, useless yet satisfying.

[executioneer]

i like my ladies like i like cheez-its, i can munch some out of the box all day

[Guitar Woman]

I like my women like I like my coffee

not at all :tea

[MattJack]

You like your women like you like your trains, crazy :ozzy

[bigtimecow]

like i like my bowling balls. my fingers can grab hold but slip out easily :eek

[Jeanette X]

I like my men like I like my bed.

Warm and nice to lie on top of. :)

[dirtyxblondexdame]

i like my men like i like my burgers.........

big, meaty and filling ;)

[wobzire]

I like my women like I would like my fire...

No not hot, stupid. I would like them to be destroying this stupid office and killing all the big dumb jerks in it!

[Sam]

I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY D*CK...

I BEAT THE F*CK OUT OF IT UNTIL IT STARTS CUMMING AND THEN I GET ALL MAD AND THREATEN TO KILL IT. >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I like my women like I would like my fire...

No not hot, stupid. I would like them to be destroying this stupid office and killing all the big dumb jerks in it!


Like I like my Wobzire Avatar.

I'm not really sure what it is...but it's exploding....and I love it.

[Neen]

an antique chair - old and covered in shellac.

[bigtimecow]

i like my women like i like my laptop screen

after i close it i have to press the hinges back together

edit: :(

[Neen]

My cars - cheap and gently used.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I like my women like I like my ass. Bubbly, lovely, but usually full of shit.

[executioneer]

i like my women like i like my car all gassed up and with both headlights workin

[Bejeebus]

Like My car ignition. Put it in the slot, twist until it turns over. But don't do it too long or it makes that evil screeching sound

[executioneer]

i like my women like i like this thread: dead :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Like I like my South Park....new one at 10 each week.

[MarioRPG]

Like I like my salads, low in fat and on a table.

[executioneer]

i like my women like i like my cd player, with an opening that can accomodate a 4.7" disk

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Like I like my Big Mac. Two beef patties and special sauce between the buns.

[JohnCushing]

Like I like my Tom Hanks movies. Breathtaking.

[Grislygus]

I LIKES MY WOMEN THE WAY I LIKES MAH RIBEYES

FAT, CHEAP, AND NICELY MARBLED

[JohnCushing]

Like I like my jukeboxes. The more money I spend on them, the more I get out of them.

[Esuohlim]

LIKE I LIKE MY MUSIC.

LOUD, VULGAR, OFF-PUTTING TO MOST PEOPLE

[bigtimecow]

i like my women like i like my bacon

THICK CUT :love

[sloth]

like my economy

sinking

[Tadao]

Nothing will ever be as funny as Esu's 1st post :(

[protein]

I like my women like I like my produce, slightly bruised...!

[JohnCushing]

Like I like my pigs. They often squeal, and aren't afraid to roll around in disgusting fluids.

Or maybe...

Like I like my I-Mockery Forum threads. Full of pussies. :yum

[executioneer]

i like my women like i like my coffee, flown in from a third world country at great expense

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I like my women like I like my Punch Drunk Love. A bunch of pretty colors and have Adam Sandler in them.

[pac-man]

I like my women like I like my men.

[Big McLargehuge]

like i like my avatar, self-mutilating john mccain supporters :(

Edit: i change my avatar, so i like my woman like i like my avatar, NONA F. MECKLENBERG

[Aries]

I like my women like I like my coffee: hot & black with pastry on the side.

Or like my shrimp: battered.

[executioneer]

i think this thread is done, man

[Big McLargehuge]

NO, YOU ARE DONE!!!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I like my old threads like I like my psycho ex-girlfriends. Done and gone.