When normal things are terrifying

[LordSappington]

Ever notice when it's dark and something is in the corner of your vision, it can be absolutely terrifying? I have a radio on the top shelf of my desk, and I have it plugged in for the first time in years. In the top of my vision cone I saw the red dot and thought someone was going to shoot me.
Then I remembered I'm not important enough to shoot and the window is facing the wrong way.
Also, little things that bug you. My chair seems to like to slowly turn to the left unless my arms are on the desk or something. Annoying.

[Evil Robot]

First, that wasn't your radio, it was me and I WAS going to shoot you until you turned around and ruined everything.
Second, your chair is turning from the gravitational pull of the moon.

[LordSappington]

Damn that moon, always making me mildly irritated at small things. :shakesfist
Also, I am the man of tempered steel; no bullet can destroy me.

[Fathom Zero]

Homo

[LordSappington]

Maybe

[Tadao]

don't copy me :shakefist you pussy.

[LordSappington]

Wait, are you saying I copied you in the respect of typing out :shakesfist, or by not denying homosexuality?

[Fathom Zero]

:******salad

[Tadao]

:sadclownface

[LordSappington]

: fuckingcat

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Wait, are you saying I copied you in the respect of typing out :shakesfist, or by not denying homosexuality?
:notfunny

[LordSappington]

Well good, because it wasn't a joke.

[Sethomas]

Finding a rubik's cube within your stool, especially when you have no recollection of having eaten one.

[wobzire]

When you have a feeling that you'll have to work sunday. Then the schedual comes out and YOU TOTALY DO!